Spermicide
I won’t be a father!
– Real player with 0.3 hrs in game
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Short but pretty hard.
– Real player with 0.2 hrs in game
Stalin vs. Martians 4
Stalin vs. Martians 4 is a massively soloplayer action game which tells a story of the conflict between Stalin and the Martians. It has a narrative-based story with a plot and rich dialogues of humorous nature, which beautifully highlight the story’s narrative-based narrative and plot.
Also Stalin vs. Martians 4 is a rather unexpected sequel to 2009’s infamous real-time strategy game. GameSpot named the original Stalin vs. Martians ‘perhaps the worst RTS game ever created’. That’s high praise. You don’t hear it every day.
Well yeah, the original Stalin vs. Martians featured some brilliant, but questionable ideas in the fields of game design, level design and some other designs as well. So we sent most of the original developers to Gulag, we’re making a proper and, which is important, playable game. It is powered by Unreal Engine. And you’re gonna like.
Could you please be a little more serious?
OK, Stalin vs. Martians 4 is an isometric action/shooter game. Which is frankly quite obvious from the screenshots and gameplay videos provided. But it must be understood, that SvM4 is not entirely about the core gameplay. It is more about the overall user experience. In a way, it can be compared to Catherine. Which is essentially a puzzle game, but in fact it is so much more than that.
Even more serious
SvM4 is built around the core gameplay of an isometric shooter, but it is conceived as a pythonesque over-the-top project, that puts a very unlikely protagonist against a very unlikely backdrop. All the time, mission after mission. It’s a sketch comedy about an evil idiotic buffoon. You have Stalin in Candyland, then he emerges in the Lovecraftian setting and fights Cthulhu, then he goes to Mars, then he travels to Ancient Greece, etc. Occasionally the game spoofs other games and introduces absurd mini-games. Sometimes it changes the genre, but within reason. And then you have crazy video intermissions (think of Red Alert or, you know, the original Stalin vs. Martians).
As mentioned above, the game is very narrative-based. Kinda like Firewatch, but, you know, better. It is also very cinematic. So we intend to provide a stable, very cinematic rate of 24 frames per second… Oh, wait. Okay, maybe more if the audience expects a certain digital fidelity in this field.
Features
• A follow-up to one of the craziest games in history
• Campy humor, insane concept and ridiculous storyline
• A “sketch comedy” approach with a variety of settings and mini-games
• Fast-paced isometric combat
• Physics-based destruction system (“Katamari Damacy in reverse”)
• At least 12 levels, separated by absolutely insane video intermissions
• Narrative-based missions (“Firewatch on drugs”)
• Some of the levels include mini-games, some are just switching
the genre, because why not?
• Character upgrades, crazy weapons and special abilities
• Ranks system which defines the progress through the game
• Survival mode
• The bestest soundtrack ever
• Actual gameplay
The game may also feature nudity if we’ll be able to find someone nude. (Which is unlikely).
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Milky Strike
Stars received: 2.3/10 _ Note: v.5 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions
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Game description key-points: 2D range shooter avoidance game
– Real player with 1.9 hrs in game
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It’s a slow, boring Ikari Warriors type of game, starring a cow. It’s about 15 minutes long, no replay value.
– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
Fear Protocol: Codename Omega Starring Agent Jack Banger
This game allows you to kill all your allies as soon as you see them, which means it already has more freedom than anything Bethesda has ever made. You often get stuck on small objects that barely seem like they collide with your character but this just means the collision is better than anything Bethesda has released. The player character seems pretty slow at first and can’t sprint but that just means this is better than the new Halo. I downloaded this as a joke and unironically had an enjoyable experience. If you like movies that are “so bad they’re good” this game would definitely be worth a play.
– Real player with 1.4 hrs in game
Game is terrible, it’s womanizing, I can’t stab woman, there’s story (ew), and my biggest gripe is some idiot comparing this trash to the masterpiece that is Gachi Revenge, To that idiotic reviewer, this game cannot be compared to that masterpiece. Gachi Revenge is the best game on steam and I can’t believe you even compare this GARBAGE to it.
Moral of the story, I can’t stab woman.
– Real player with 1.2 hrs in game
Fear Protocol: Shadow Paradigm
The game isn’t particularly “good”, but you can beat it in 6 minutes while laughing about it in Discord & it’s free so play it anyways.
– Real player with 1.3 hrs in game
Do you enjoy
Guns?
Explosions?
Action?
A soundtrack that almost never suits the atmosphere?
Hand to hand combat?
A thrilling story?
Violence?
Highly inaccurate hitboxes?
Gore?
BIOMONSTERS!?
Saving California?
Life or death decisions?
If you answered yes (and even no) to any of these questions, then this game is for you!
On a completely real note, I streamed this game from start to finish and had a blast almost the entire time. Is it a triple A title? Absolutely not. Is it a humorously entertaining hour or so? Absolutely.
– Real player with 1.2 hrs in game
Space Digger
Full Review: https://youtu.be/8QoNa8Hd-cQ
A fun little time waster. great if you just have to kill 30 mins to an hour or more.
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
Among Dots
Somewhere in the galaxy far . . far . . away . . .
The cargo spaceship got problem. Something wrong with the crews, from unknown reason they go wild and destroy their ship. MAYDAY! MAYDAY! . . .
SORA AMBER She is the captain of Crew-A Yellow, a special engineering squad.
While she is on patrol along the solar system border, she receive the very weak S.O.S. massage from the far away space. Then she warp to that coordinate quickly and she find herself in the most dangerous abandon spaceship, where ghosts of murdered crew members and traitors wander around.
To solve the situation courageously, she must go through the mazes, running around the labyrinths and gathering energy dots to repair the important rooms of the abandon spaceship.
Find Super Items lying around that can boost her strength, make her invisible and help her beat the enemies. Let’s Go! SORA CHAN !!
Features
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Maze-A-Round : 2D Pixel maze
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Run or Fight : Find the items to beat the enemies
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Fix It : Collect the energy dots to repair the spaceship
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Hard Bosses : Use Heavy machine guns to take down bosses
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Simple to control
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Direction buttons = Gamepad 4-directions, keyboard Arrow keys or WASD keys
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Action button = Gamepad A button, 1st button, keyboard Spacebar
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Mouse can also be use in Hammering stage
The Happy Little Virus
Disclaimer: A copy of this game was provided by the developer.
The Happy Little Virus is a top down shooter with dark humor.
You play as a virus and the objective in every level is to steal the data. Killing all the enemies isn’t required as you can sometimes rush around them. There are a total of 6 weapons to be unlocked, but only 3 of them end up being relevant due to their range and one of them sometimes bugs out. Some levels feature replicators that spawns other viruses that count as extra lifes if you die, they can be told to follow, stay or you can swap to them.
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
I got this game for free to show it to my community on stream. At first I was very skeptical however we had great fun. I have not played the complete game until the end so I cannot judge how the story would end and how many maps you would have to beat.
What to expect from the game?
A top down shooter with a cynical story plot and several details in text which could actually be out of real life if you think about it. You have to get used to the controls and it is certainly not a game where you can just rush through every map even if you are tempted to do that.
– Real player with 1.6 hrs in game
HELLDIVERS™ Dive Harder Edition
It’s as simple as the trailers. Virtually the better “Magicka” concept in execution. There was a lot of talk about… I really tried to make it short.
Now, if you’ve never played Magicka…
HELLDIVERS is a top down shooty bangbang game with emphasis on multiplayer cooperation, like Alien Swarm. But unlike Alien Swarm, it has much more depth and variation completely dependent on player preference, kinda like Magicka. What? My comparisons are awful? Fiiine.
In HELLDIVERS, you are a soldier fighting a grand war against three oppositions. In every mission, you and up to three others will be dropped in the middle of enemy territory. You are to complete as many objectives as you can or die trying. Upon completion and/or failure of every objectives, evacuation will be made available. After every three regular missions, you will have completed a planet, receive a greater reward, and also contributing to the overall war effort. zzz…
– Real player with 582.8 hrs in game
I don’t know if Arrowhead are geniuses or they got lucky with this one, I haven’t played their other games… but Helldivers is, in my opinion, a masterpiece.
It’s a game about situational awareness, quick thinking, and self control. It can be brutally unforgiving, but also allow you to pull a win out of the messiest of situations, which can be very satisfying. It’s fun when you’ve got a very tight squad flawlessly executing missions, and it’s fun when the shit hits the fan and everything starts going wrong. With full friendly fire, and tremendously powerful tools at their disposal, Helldivers can be their own worst enemies.
– Real player with 484.1 hrs in game
Angry Celt Warrior
Witness the battle for the New World, as Damon the Angry Celt Warrior, and Elizabeth Yomoda aka. Widowmaker and all their battle hardened friends take on the diabolical Dr. Janet Anita, her evil henchmen and her army of Zodraz Soldiers.
WHAT IS THIS GAME?
A 2D Pixel Art, Action Adventure game with arcade-style gameplay which pits you against incoming hordes of soldiers and the bosses that await you! Battle through the evil forces that stand in your way, and witness the story unfold in cartoonish-style Visual Novel scenes, following the stories of Damon the Angry Celt Warrior, Elizabeth Yomoda aka. Widowmaker, and the Gaming Gods that created the New World.
ABOUT ANGRY CELT WARRIOR
You play the game as one (or two, or three) Angry Warriors that have been bestowed the Powers of Anger and Rage. A godly power that grants its user incredible strength and power that can take down even an entire army. Faced with enemies that want to rule the New World like Dr. Janet Anita, or who just want to be respected like Damon Healy, our heroes must punch, swing, yell and blast their way through their adversaries in order to save the New World!
MEET THE WARRIORS
-Damon the Angry Celt Warrior: The son of a proud and respected Celt Queen, Damon was reincarnated into the present day by Dr. Janet Anita. Realizing the truth of his return to the living, Damon sets out to rid the world of all those who seek to inflict harm. He comes across as a bit thick-headed, although it looks like he’s hiding something…
-Elizabeth Yomoda aka. Widowmaker: A highly trained assassin born to the last Japanese Samurai and a New Zealand spy, Widowmaker joins Damon’s crusade as his girlfriend and partner-in-crime. Intelligent, strong, flexible and oozing sex appeal galore, Widowmaker is a danger in all forms!
FEATURES
-Visually appealing Visual Novel artwork, backed by a befitting soundtrack
-Simple Arcade-style gameplay even casuals and novices can enjoy
-Thrilling combat against soldiers and bosses
-Enjoy a epic story spread out through Story Mode, Side Stories and Visual Novel Stories
-Mini-games such as Arcade Mode and Rush Survival (more to come)
-Free additional content for future updates (You bought the game already, so you deserve it!)
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED IF YOU
-Love simplistic gameplay
-Looking for a good way to pass the time
-Love an unfolding story
-Love interesting and wacky characters
-Love Cartoon-style art