Sniper Elite
DIsclaimer: This is gonna be a fairly long review, so anyone who’s not interested in reading a wall of text can just skip it
Another game I got into fairly recently because I thought the premise of being a sniper and having realistic ballistics in a game would be an interesting twist in comparison with most games I’ve played in my life. Now, I’ve put 44 hours so far into this game and I’ve seen all of its good and bad sides. I will recommend it, but I’m also gonna mention some fatal flaws that are plaguing this game.
– Real player with 48.1 hrs in game
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i completed sniper elite 1 after playing other games in the series, and lets just say, it was definitely a product of its time.
graphics were super dated and the map design was weirdly open, but the bullet physics and kill cams were amazing for a game that old, and i think thats why the franchise took off.
Sniper elite v2 is technically a reboot of sniper elite 1, in the same way that red dead redemption is a reboot of red dead revolver. in sniper elite 1, the main character karl looks a lot younger, wears an army cap and a camo outfit, and is never actually referred to as karl, everyone just calls him “Eagle Watch”. he doesnt have his raspy deep voice like in all the other games. instead, he sounds like he’s only 20 years old and he’s really soft spoken.
– Real player with 18.9 hrs in game
H-SNIPER: World War II
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
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aH-SNIPER is not a mere game, it is a spiritual journey that unlocks your full potential in life. It challenges your preconceptions about meaning itself and those who are not properly prepared can be left with severe trauma if they are lucky enough to survive failure.
Attempting to play this game with a BMI lower than 35 is not advised. My first time playing this game was interrupted by my mother threatening me with eviction and upon seeing the game she threw an ashtray at me.
I have a pigeon named Duz’gakath that I use as a cum-rag. Me and my dad get high on gas fumes and threaten our Hispanic neighbors. The game requires you to apply focus agility and your dynamic explosivity to be able to achieve what so few to.
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game