Kindergarten

Kindergarten

This game is amazing! It is a pretty short game, and it can be beaten in only a couple of long sessions. Frankly, I couldn’t really see anybody playing this in many short sessions, as it is a very grind-y game, however, if you often find yourself having long chunks of time in your day, this game is a nice way to fill that time.

Real player with 14.3 hrs in game


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Hilarious, brutal, violent, and heartwarming. Those are the words I would use to describe this game. Mostly violent.

Real player with 7.8 hrs in game

Kindergarten on Steam

Super Gunfight

Super Gunfight

My Personal Game Score: 6 / 10

-Decent enough for my preference of game.

-Enjoyable gunfights

-Wide range of items in the game market

-Laggy at times

-Over exaggerated effects like the explosions etc. (It hurts my eyes) (I personally don’t like it)

-Lack of options like screen resolution, graphics level, etc.

-Simple game but it requires high computer resources.

Real player with 1.2 hrs in game


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Super Gunfight on Steam

POSTAL 4: No Regerts

POSTAL 4: No Regerts

I have got to Thursday, currently working on it. I have made it to the sky lift so far have had a lot of fun.

Now I must mention it has crashed or locked up per say a lot on area changes. I keep having low memory warnings. I had to lower my resolution to 1920x1080 on my RTX 2080 a little more stable but still have lockups on area changes. If the bugs get ironed out this is going to one of my favorite games. I see so much potential in this Game!

Real player with 61.8 hrs in game


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So, Postal 4: No Regerts, is a first person shooter that follows the Postal Dude, voiced now by John St. John, the same one that voiced Big the Cat! (and some obscure character named Duke Nukem) You have to go through a whole week in Edensin, last game was Paradise, and you had to do tasks, which is nice to do with the open world type thing Running With Scissors is going for. BUT, I am not here to talk about story, that’s Civvie’s job! (even though he really doesn’t cover the story much, love ya big man) I am here to talk about the game in itself. As you can see at the top of the store page, this game is in early access, which is not a big deal since bigger games are in early access, even for years! (Rust) But, this game is littered with glitches, bugs, and nasty creatures like the crash dummy. (it crashes lmao) I did not have a problem with these glitches, as they added to the experience to me, but I do have one problem that Running With Scissors can not fix. It’s the specs of my PC. I have a 1660 GTX and it runs really well on the first, second, and third day. The forth day has some problems, but you can manage. But Friday is where it all goes down the drain. I constantly had to keep the graphics and such to buttsauce levels, and it still would lag harder than Cyberpunk 2077 on the PS4 and Xbox One on launch day. But, am I upset by it? Hell no. It’s just that my specs are too low for the game to handle. But, it is a fun game if you have a better GTX graphics card for the later days, then you’ll be fine. If not, still, enjoy the game because it’s still fun, even on days before Friday! And the people at Running With Scissors are really down to Earth, and no, I’m not sponsored. (pay me pls) Anyways, I hope that this uninformative review has helped you, even if you already bought the game, then if you did, congrats, I didn’t need to convince you! If you didn’t, I will eat your cereal but spit it out back in the bag so that you won’t notice my momma bird special. Have fun you frickin weirdos.

Real player with 46.2 hrs in game

POSTAL 4: No Regerts on Steam

Prototype™

Prototype™

Running around with powers is fun. But the controls are buggy and some the the level triggers to progress the level will fail forcing you to retry the level. It also tends to crash on Windows 10 without a lot of troubleshooting. The story is lame, the voice acting is adequate/nothing special. It was fun in the beginning but in the last leg of the journey it just wasn’t. I don’t find it fun enough to play though a 2nd time. I finished the game to finish it and it was not fun in the end. This is very disappointing because it was a great deal of fun in the beginning.

Real player with 36.3 hrs in game

GET IT ON SALE, NOT AT FULL PRICE

Its a neat edgy game with a lot of vision and creativity but the strange scaling of side activities makes you want to linch whoever made the goal to get gold standard. This game has really strange optimisation and I am forced to play on a really uncomfortable resolution as it would lag to shit otherwise - to put things into perspective, I can run Saints Row IV without any issues on low graphics.

If it weren’t for the really dog shit clunky controls on PC, fucking rage inducing side activities, questionable tutorials and optimasation issues, I would have highly recommended this game as its a nice trip down memory lane

Real player with 18.0 hrs in game

Prototype™ on Steam

Two Till Midnight

Two Till Midnight

Two Till Midnight is a first person horror story game about a guy in a mansion, followed by a monster that is bound to the house. While you search for important items and what is going on, you constantly have to fear to get killed by “her” whom will wander around and react to the slightest noise you make.

I was beta-testing this game so I’d say that I have quite the knowledge about the game and after around 30 hours I can say that I do really like the game. There are some points that I do not like about it, but I’ll write everything in this review, the positive and the negative aspects.

Real player with 29.7 hrs in game

Good Game/Concept, The only thing I wish is, more optimization, Because the game can fall back on the FPS at times. Otherwise good. 7/10.

Real player with 0.6 hrs in game

Two Till Midnight on Steam

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

Killing Nazis is very satisfying, and this game doesn’t fail to deliver.

Quite similar to the first one (which for me is a big plus, as I liked it a lot as well), with a couple of new features (

! contraptions, side quests, enigma machine etc.).

What I liked:

  • variety of locations;

  • memorable characters;

  • satisfying shooting and combat mechanics;

  • story is alright;

  • enemies are OK animation- and AI-wise;

  • possibility of different playstyles and approaches (I prefer stealth, and here it’s implemented nicely);

Real player with 52.3 hrs in game

“Come and f******* get me you white ass nazi pigs!” and the white supremacist father make this too much for me. Yeah, the cringe is strong with this one. Couldn’t help but think this was in response to the sitting president when this was made. Irregardless, this is just a copy paste of the last game with a side of politics and weak story sprinkled in. I don’t know how you can screw this game up, but they managed it somehow.

Real player with 36.1 hrs in game

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus on Steam

Attack on Titan / A.O.T. Wings of Freedom

Attack on Titan / A.O.T. Wings of Freedom

This will be my first review ever so it may not be what you expect, but here we go.

Having played 160+ hours, beaten every single mission in S-Rank with Dire Subjugation, completed the Gallery (have made every equipment), and gotten all achievements, I believe my review will be accurate.

The game follows the same story as the anime/manga, including short cutscenes for the highlights of the show. Starting with Attack Mode (which is considered “normal” mode). Beating that unlocks True Attack Mode (or “hard mode” - also “TAM”). PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE ARE GAME DIFFICULTY SETTINGS ASIDE FROM THIS FOR EASY, NORMAL, AND HARD. On TAM, the titans have much more life on each body part and are much more aggressive, turning and grabbing much quicker. There is also Expedition Mode, in which you can play Survey Missions either online of offline. If playing online, you can have up to four people playing together.

Real player with 291.2 hrs in game

Now, I am a massive weeb, so I am probably very biased when it comes to anime games. I am also a big fan of the Warriors series games, so when I found out there was going to be an Attack on Titan game made by the same company, I was thrilled. Now for my review.

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GAMEPLAY:

Now, as much as I enjoy flying around slaying titans, the game does have it’s bugs, and I’ve had more than my fair share of accidental wall hugging. Combat is VERY fast-paced on any substantial difficulty level, possibly too much for other people. Half the time, I’m just mashing buttons and hoping a titan doesn’t grab me. (Although I do play on extra hard mode, so that’s probably why.)

Real player with 210.9 hrs in game

Attack on Titan / A.O.T. Wings of Freedom on Steam

Boreal Tenebrae Act I: “I Stand Before You,  A Form Undone”

Boreal Tenebrae Act I: “I Stand Before You, A Form Undone”

This game feels broken. Encountered a few glitches a long the way. One was with Bugslav, in which I didn’t give him allergy meds before using the med kit.. then I could never get him to move away from the storage room door, thus not being able to progress to the next part.

Secondly, after finishing the end of the dark mill segment, I was sent back to the main screen.

After playing many times, for about 8 or so hours, I realized you could skip multiple parts of the game and get to the ending. Unfortunately the ending, after doing all the different tasks, ends with a “to be continued”. No resolution. No pay off. It’s very disappointing.

Real player with 9.2 hrs in game

This is such an unusual little gem. I haven’t played anything else quite like it. The whole vibe just speaks to me!

It feels like a stripped-down take on an early survival horror game, especially in terms of the style of puzzles and the pacing, but there’s no real combat. Structurally; you control multiple characters in different scenes. They aren’t in a party and they aren’t communicating with each other but because of a strange connection between them they have a shared inventory and you kind of juggle between their scenes making progress in one then another.

Real player with 6.7 hrs in game

Boreal Tenebrae Act I: “I Stand Before You, A Form Undone” on Steam

Inferno - Beyond the 7th Circle

Inferno - Beyond the 7th Circle

Inferno - Beyond the 7th Circle is a first-person RPG with a horror theme that’s a sequel/spiritual successor to The 7th Circle - Endless Nightmare. Plot-wise there’s no connection between the two games–in the 7th Circle you played a man’s subconscious fighting his inner demons, and in Inferno you play a human survivor fighting literal demons who have all but conquered Earth.

It’s hard to review Inferno without comparing it to the 7th Circle because the two games are so similar. Both are first-person dungeon crawlers, and the basic gameplay of the two games are identical. Nearly all of the enemies are identical too. (there are only 7 or so new ones not counting palette swaps) If you liked one you’ll probably like the other, and vice versa. Where the games differ is that The 7th Circle was restricted to a single dungeon with 20-odd floors and had a permadeath/metaprogression mechanic; Inferno is more of a sprawling open world and abandons the permadeath model for a more traditional RPG.

Real player with 50.0 hrs in game

Finished the game

Pros:

-Enjoyed character customization and the control given to me for said character growth.

-Enjoyed RNG rolls for gear.

-Enjoyed combo build up in combat.

-Enjoyed utilizing spells and status ailments for a varied combat experience.

-Enjoyed the 1st 2/3rd of the game in terms of difficulty.

-The setting is very unique and I feel it will likely become the new sensation as cyberpunk dies down.

-Enjoyed punching out demon lords and the duke of hell with my bare hands 10/10 would fist hell spawn again~

Real player with 40.4 hrs in game

Inferno - Beyond the 7th Circle on Steam

Last Day of FEAR

Last Day of FEAR

For a cheap game, it is good. Could be better, but it’ll do. Some of the jumpscares got me and some of the visuals are twisted. There are lots of cheesy parts and the passwords are laying around right by the door. The monster chasing part was very difficult for me. Also, sometimes the game would recognize my controller, other times it wouldn’t even register.

Real player with 1.0 hrs in game

This was actually a pretty decent indie horror game. The one part was kinda rough, but other than that it was fun and pretty easy.

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game

Last Day of FEAR on Steam