The Horrorscope

The Horrorscope

My Word was ‘Bloodthirst’

This was very interesting as it made me realise how violent of a person i have the potential to be. I wasn’t scared for a single moment during this but that doesnt meant it isnt a bad game, it was just different for me. It made me realise how calm i’d be with that situation, the one you get given with ‘Bloodthirst’, How i wouldnt be afraid. That intrigues me, Do I really have the potential to be a serial killer? How easily could that happen and how easily could that be avoided? Blood is fascinating in how it stains your hands, literally and figuratively. I will have to think about this more. I care for people and I could never harm someone yet if I was pushed too far, If i snapped. Could I stop myself? This is a very interesting game and makes you think about things you may not want to. Thats what makes it good.

Real player with 12.8 hrs in game


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A few months back I saw “The Test” and picked it up. I enjoyed the questions…well most of em lol… and the cool and sometimes too real summary of me…Well, it described me as well as someone who knows me would, and not many do.

OK.. back to “the horrorscope”. …basically same as “the test”. series of questions followed by an analysis of the type of person you are based on your answers to the questions(I think, who really knows what is going on behind the curtains?…not i). its a 15-30 ish minute experience but for a buck or 2 its like getting your fortune told basically.

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game

The Horrorscope on Steam

Soda Drinker Pro

Soda Drinker Pro

This is the single greatest video game I have ever played.

This is NOT just a video game, it is an experience and has impacted my lifestyle for the better. Previously I would only play multiplayer games with my friends but ever since I’ve played this game, I’ve abandoned all of them. I don’t need any of them to enjoy this. Every level is a completely new experience, and I don’t know where my life would be without it. Every moment that I’m not playing this game is a moment wasted.

Real player with 292.2 hrs in game


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I’m not quite sure how to feel about this game. In terms of the base game, Soda Drinker Pro, it got a bit of amusement out of me. I even played about half the levels before deciding that was all I was going to get out of it. The weird music in the background accompanied by the strange comments continued to crack me up even as I was in some of the last levels I played. But the majority of the time I spent in this game wasn’t in Soda Drinker Pro. The “hidden game” is what I found interesting, but it’s hard to actually recommend it to someone else. I personally find discovering the logic in the initial chaos of starting it interesting, and seeing all the puzzle pieces come together as you find out what you’re supposed to be doing and how to do it was exciting, to me at least. However, I can’t say that the game is very good. Pretty much the only thing that kept me going was the question of what weird things I would see next. The gameplay can be floaty, loose, and confusing. But if you’re like me and enjoy seeing all this weird stuff just for the sake of seeing it, I would recommend this game. Or, you know, you could buy it for the memes.

Real player with 18.7 hrs in game

Soda Drinker Pro on Steam

My Singing Monsters

My Singing Monsters

This game opened my eyes to the greater questions. Why are we here if not just to play My Singing Monsters? If there is any meaning in life I think I’ve found it. When the Fwog proclaims, “Wa wa wa wa wa wa,” I think I understand further why life was granted to us. Our whole purpose, was to create My Singing Monsters, and play it. The only thing we should have done, and the only thing we should be doing, is playing My Singing Monsters. I got choked up when the Maw said “De de, de de de, de de de, de de de, de de de, de de de, de de de, de de de.” It forced me to think, to open my mind to the bigger picture. Friends don’t matter. Nothing matters as much as My Singing Monsters.

Real player with 207.2 hrs in game


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Shortly before My Singing Monsters was released on steam, my life was spiraling out of control. But then one day a friend of mine told me that My Singing monsters was on steam. I couldn’t believe it, it was true, it had just released and it turned my life upside up again. The second I heard the noggin gracefully slap the top of his head repeatedly to the first time I heard the mammot seductively say “Bummm”. I cried tears of joy, Every time I feed my monsters I feel proud and genuinely feel like my monsters care about my well being. I talk to my monsters every night and tell them about my problems. All I talk about is my singing monsters and my friends blocked me on discord because I only talk about My Singing Monsters. Thank you Big Blue Bubble. Thank you for bringing a purpose to my life again.

Real player with 194.0 hrs in game

My Singing Monsters on Steam

Mother Simulator

Mother Simulator

It’s a funny game and I can throw the robo-baby in the toilet but level 4 was just too impossible. The 120 second timer to feed yourself, wash and give the baby the pacifier, wash and cook breakfast, and change the diaper in a new house all under 2 minutes. You get hungry quickly, too. Although they could fix it to give you like 5 minutes or something. Remember its early access and it’s less than $2 so they could fix it and plus I think its worth it for all the laughs. I even hid the robo-baby in the refrigerator drawer and closed the fridge and the kitchen door and went into the bathroom. I really hope they work on level 4 being possible. But it’s still super funny so that’s why I’m reccomending it..

Real player with 10.4 hrs in game

Mother Simulator is a game for the gaming platform Windows PC, in which you will take a role of a new mother. For coping with all difficulties which expect a young parent, you need steel nerves, fast reaction and, of course, your loving heart. Well, and those, who cope with all the tests, can expect the Grand Prize – the smile of your baby, a lovely, harmless and not evil baby. It’s a humorous project about a young parent’s difficult weekdays. If you feel worried, irritated, you don’t understand what’s going on and what you must do next, so don’t worry. We want to give you exactly these feelings in our game. At each new level the passing conditions become more complicated. But because of it the victory is more pleasant and your place in the mum’s top table is higher.

Real player with 3.0 hrs in game

Mother Simulator on Steam

Kyle Simulator

Kyle Simulator

finally my own game that everyone will be kyle.

11/10 would smash more drywall with my BMW/Mustang

thats right keep smashing those

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Real player with 13.2 hrs in game

After a rough breakup, I had punched a hole in my wall and my name is KYLE. So, Being a Kyle, I know every single stereotype possible. This game is amazing. But, you said If anybody has cool ideas, to let you know. I think there should be an option for blonde hair since most kyle’s I know have blonde hair. And Maybe add a dirt bike. I also Think that adding a super Saiyan Kyle would be cool, Like if you’ve had too many monsters, You become stronger and more extreme(Give the user a button to activate Super Saiyan Kyle mode in case the user doesn’t want to). I give this game a 10/10 with potential.

Real player with 8.1 hrs in game

Kyle Simulator on Steam

Groomer

Groomer

I have played for ten hours and the game is not repetitive at all! XP Ranks 5+ are a hassle but possible. Can be quite challenging. The dogs are of many sizes and colors (don’t know why that’s relevant… you racist or somethin?). You get rewarded when you level up with a little confetti explosion and a pat on the back. The language is appropriate for ages 12 and up. I payed fifty nine cents and it was worth EVERY penny. 9/10

only reason its not a 10/10 is because the dogs are british :(

Real player with 12.7 hrs in game

Stars received: 0.8/10 _ Note: v.5 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions

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Real player with 1.3 hrs in game

Groomer on Steam

KOSHMAR

KOSHMAR

KOSHMAR Gameplay PC | Horror Game 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI2oWX3vF6I

Real player with 0.5 hrs in game

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Real player with 0.2 hrs in game

KOSHMAR on Steam

Online Simulator

Online Simulator

This is one of the best gaming experiences I’ve ever had. If you’re into weird creepy atmospheres that suck you in immediately and don’t let go until you forget who you are, where you are and that you don’t actually have a teeth fetish… well, you’ll love this game. Thoroughly unique little game that puts up an incredibly convincing early-internet experience complete with bulletin board forums, old-school instant messaging and wading through archived chat logs, accompanied by digging in the guts of your computer for clues to a mystery that gets progressively more fucked up the deeper you dig. Thoughtful and satisfying.

Real player with 46.3 hrs in game

Ummm, what the hell was that?! It was messed up, that’s what it was.

Well, I liked the desktop look and being able to figure out pw’s to go through files and I enjoyed reading the chatter chats between bobby & monkey (messed up rpg). But I disliked the way parts of a screen page would move from side to side as I found this extremely annoying. Thought the sweet tooth desktop mini game was weird and lame. The game was way too short but in my case probably for the best lol! The game achievements didn’t unlock either so they may have a glitch bug.

Real player with 4.6 hrs in game

Online Simulator on Steam

Slickpoo The Clown

Slickpoo The Clown

This game is pretty neat considering the price, but I would like to see achievements added.

Adding buyable object in the steam point shop and steam collecting card also is a good idea.

You should also remove the mouse icon in the game and upgrade the graphics resolution.

i SUGGEST OTHER PEOPLE TO BUY THIS GAME TO SUPPORT THE DEVOLOPER, because despite the game isn’t good, there are some great ideas.

Real player with 0.9 hrs in game

nice

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game

Slickpoo The Clown on Steam

Toilet Tycoon

Toilet Tycoon

Before this game i played witcher 3 and i thought that was a good game.This game has everything.You can invest your money on researches that may or may not help you invent better toilet seats.I invest all my money on flushes and let me tell you i regret nothing.And you can sabotage other people’s toilets?It s simply brilliant now i use all my spies to conquer toilets so i can be the only one who is in charge of pay toilets.I never thougt i would say this but this is THE ULTIMATE GAME.Search is over, all hail toilet tycoon.

Real player with 25.9 hrs in game

Okay, Please read and here me out… Please!

For one, The game has a great comedic concept, however the game itself is super cheap, counter intuitive, confusing, & downright broken. For instance, You can hire a worker to Violate your rivals toilet for around 5,000 euros, That’s fine in the grand scheme of things, but when it also costs another worker to Vomit on your rivals toilet, It’ll cost 10,000 euros. This in itself is already extremely questionable, however it doesn’t always work. Another instance is how I can put in about $20,000 into research for state of the art toilets to use in game, But most of the time, You learn nothing, Wasted even more money, & still aren’t even king of the round, & the game will reward the A.I will a golden toilet, while you rubble in bankruptcy, Forcing the player to start over the entire process. These issues usually leave me to believe that there only exists one prevailing strategy to this game, & that strategy is to be as perfect as the programmer intended. This isn’t a hyperbole or a broad statement, This is simply the truth. The game does not like you, & it will shit all over your fucking face.

Real player with 11.2 hrs in game

Toilet Tycoon on Steam