Russian Life Simulator
I do not precisely know what’s the best point to watch upon this game.
Do you like achievements? Ten minutes, maybe twenty, no more. You have just to visit all the locations - no, it’s not that big - and purchase the costumes, do the voting thing and just keep on watching your autoclicker do its job.
The Italian translation is one of the best I saw here on Steam. Every single time I wonder about who and how makes these translation. It’s simply awesome.
We have literally to “accumulare il ritiro dalla nascita”. Which means something like “accumulate the retreat from the beginning”. This seems more of an Italian war simulator, you know, we usually begin to think about switching sides before even starting the conflict. But probably something got lost in translation - maybe “retirement” in English, which translates to “pensionamento” in Italian? I don’t really know how one should be supposed to retreat since he’s born.. =P
– Real player with 135.4 hrs in game
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6 months ago my life was a mess. My wife was going to leave me, my kids hated me, and I was just fired from my job. I was at a massive down point in life. I read other reviews on this game on Steam called “Russian Life Simulator”. I read that it was life-changing. I decided to purchase it during the summer sale and give it a try. Immediately after playing I had noticed that my wife wanted to engage with me more. My kids wanted to play catch all the time, and I got my job back plus a promotion and a raise! I am now CEO of a massive company. I have nothing to thank but this game, and Putin. My life has been completely changed, and this game is to thank for that. It is a simple game, but the most addictive game I have ever played. I even got all achievements in the game. Don’t believe me? Look at my profile! I have spent 11 hours as of now playing this game every time I get the chance when I am not being CEO of my company. No…. OUR company. I am moving our headquarters to Russia. This game saved me.
– Real player with 11.3 hrs in game
Ultimate Arena
This game is more fun than it has any right to be.
The best words to describe Ultimate Arena as would be “Simplistic Battle Royale Simulator”. This is actually very-reminiscent of those Hunger Games simulators online, but I feel that this game has more variety, is more customizable and actually has the slightest visuals, even if it’s just a top-down view of a small map with simplistic stick figures running around. Essentially, you can set up battle royals between as many people as you like, set up a few additional rules if you want and drop everyone in, waiting to see who the victor will be while occasionally having a bit of input as to where to place mines or where to drop care packages.
– Real player with 175.8 hrs in game
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Ok, this is a simulator. It’s pretty funny at times. You have a lot of freedom to add stuff, from characters to ways to fight and die. There’s plenty stuff at the workshop to add to the game. Now, this is not much a “game”. Yup, it is a simulator. Other than adding some mines and bring some events upon the field, you’re just watching the fight developing.
So, the fun is to have a lot of fighters, have a bunch of funny lines and events and watch your favorite people or the ones you dislike to fight till the end. Even when simple, can be entertaining for a while.
– Real player with 122.2 hrs in game
Summer Sale
Quite not a game, and it isn’t even for free - 1€, yeah.
Basically, as you can see from the achievement stats page, even the rarest achievements have been obtained by like 30% of the game owners.
And there are 6 achievements overall.
Following the guides provided by Steam users in the proper section, you’ll be able to complete this thing in 20 minutes and really doesn’t require much more time even if you’re not here for the achievements, ‘cos well, this isn’t a game.
It’s exactly what you see on the store page, fictitious Steam-like scenarios in which you have to click here and there and nothing else - the game as far as I understood would “simulate” some Steam sales.
– Real player with 14.7 hrs in game
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Well.. first thing u need to know is.
This IS A JOKE.
A joke that worth just one dollar. You have some money to start.. u can play 1 of the 3 minigame to earn money…
You buy games in a simulated steam summer sale enviroment. Games you brought are just actual weird pictures.
IF you like the joke then this “game” is decent. If you hate the joke. you will be one of the 45% of people that give this game a negative review.
Sound and visual are okish for just a dollar game. I like about 30% of the jokes they made. Hate about 70% of jokes. The bottom line is I really didn’t enjoy this at all.
– Real player with 4.6 hrs in game
Gabe Newell Simulator
Please… Please… Someone put me out of my misery.
This is two broken games in one.
Some sort of clicker game that doesn’t work, and a 3rd person shooter that is buggy beyond belief.
The game doesn’t even capture the mouse, but it rotates the screen around no matter what has focus. So if you click outside the screen because you can’t point Gabe in the right direction, then the game loses focus, you can’t move nor shoot. Until you click back in the game, but then you’re facing the wrong direction.
– Real player with 8.7 hrs in game
All of the reviews I saw about Gabe Newell Simulator said that it was awful.
But I thought “No worries, at least it will be a bit of a laugh”.
Boy, was I wrong!
I should have paid heed to the wise advice of the reviewers who told me to keep away from it.
But did I listen to the voice of experience? No, I did not - and I suffered for it.
There are two modes of play: “Story Mode” and “Steam Mode”.
The “Steam Mode” gives you a number of click options, as if you are running the Valve company.
Release Half Life 3 and your money count starts to go up.
– Real player with 6.6 hrs in game
Kissing Simulator
I feel something towards the main character that i simply cannot describe. Each time i move in for the kiss my stomach gurgles in euphoria, it’s as if i really have a girlfriend and am not just in my mummys basement uwu
– Real player with 126.1 hrs in game
I won’t lie to you, before I found this game, I didn’t know what direction my life was going. But now that I have it, I feel like a whole new person.
– Real player with 50.9 hrs in game
TrumPiñata
This game used to be able to to launched and played without VR and then one day it got updated to only be usable through VR….. cant get past the menues since i have never owned a VR, and before i could use it.. ya its a meme game but at one time i could meme in it without VR and now you cannot proceed past the start screen without VR….. even though i purchased the game which launched withought VR and worked… i have owned several EA EARLY ACCESS games, and NONE OF THEM have stopped me from using it as i purchased it without VR….. the devs made it a VR only game for a VR money grab…
– Real player with 158.0 hrs in game
This is barely passable. I can assault Trump with a baseball bat for a dollar. That’s good enough, but I would have loved more than a dozen short Trump phrases. The update with the time trial mode was cool. The wall was scary. Trump is scary. The only that that matters to him is self adulation and attention, and that is now the driving force of our politics, and of our government. We live in the universe of his own self-perception. God bless the high-level, and sophisticated leaks that are already happening.
! The sooner the intelligentsia and power elite can oust this buffoon, the better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS0oGoLfA_A
– Real player with 15.2 hrs in game
Beers and Boomerangs VR
- Kangaroos are trying to steal your beer! Throw boomerangs in VR to survive the wildlife chaos. Cook for your mates, and save your Aussie BBQ!
- Have increasingly perilous BBQs where you survive against different animals, in different scenarios and cook different food!
Features:
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🤹🏼Cool physics.🤹🏼
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🦘Annoying Australian fauna.🐨
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🌠Very satisfying boomerang trajectories🌠.
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🥕Vegetarian options🥦.
This is clearly self-defence!
This game is still in development, so some aesthetics aspects are going to be changed, if you want to support this project wishlist it!
Cactus Simulator - Bofete Stories
How is the game?
How much times in your life you wanted to touch or aggressively squeeze a cactus? If you wanted to squeeze it you probably wished pain, go search for a specialist, plz…
Anyway…this game gives you the opportunity to click in a cactus. No pain, no worries, just non stopping clicks and gives you uncommon stories as reward
Cactus?
Yes. Cactus.
Where?
The Bofetes Island is a new world Pangea. Delivered by animals of various species over the centuries, all the island suffered great structural thumps after the animal great war, in which the monkeys was extincted, the moles suffered gentrification and the fishes declared cold war. Despite that, at momento Bofetes is a pacific Island, although with tension and an indescritible vibe although I am trying to describe. The Island is composed by various cities with Bofete names: Great Bofete, Little Bofete, West Bofete, Bofete way, Deep Bofete (You understood)… and also has Biru-Biru and Rachlov that are emancipated. This incredible local is the house of our cactuses, the main botanic cultivation in this world and the houses of our simples partners.
Alone?
This act follow Sandra, the party llama; Carlos, the wandering mole beggar and Joaquim, a Racoon that is curiously playing a game very similar to this in his Vatari. We achieved to documentate a bit of their lives after the last CENSUS, realized in the Bofetes Island.
Why?
Because you probably has free time to spend and want to do something that don’t request much mental effort. Your fingers will feel some pain but that’s all.
Features
- Discover the stories of the Bofetes Island
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3 cute cactus species with peculiar owners.
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Achievments for you to unlock clicking or using an auto-clicker (we know).
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Click all you want without hurting your fingers, your assistant will wear gloves and no animal was was injured to make this game.
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Learn ( if we can call this a learning process) about cactus and their life.
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Steam cloud save
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Chinese Parents
Chinese Parents is an ultra-lite puzzle RPG. There’s a child, and you schedule activities to develop that child’s characteristics (IQ, EQ, Constitution, Memory, Imagination, Charm and Face). This gives you currency to play a minesweeper-like puzzle, which in turn gives you currency to buy new skills to schedule. Rinse, lather, repeat.
The gimmick behind the game is that, after passing the final high school exam, the game loops and you start with a new kid who gets passive stat boosts based on your success. The boost is fairly modest and is mainly determined by your career path and whether you married your high school sweetheart. But, after playing through a few generations, the stacking gains traction and skills become easier to purchase sooner, leading to a better career later. Just like real life.
– Real player with 93.3 hrs in game
A review for curious non-Chinese speakers:
This is a turn-based game in which the aim is to guide a Chinese kid from birth all the way to the dreaded College Entrance Exam. Along the way, you’ll have to decide which personal attributes to develop (through playing a light-puzzle game), decide what to study, who to hang out with, and try to balance the expectations of your parents with your own happiness (slack off too much and you’ll provoke their ire, study too hard and you could suffer a nervous breakdown).
– Real player with 45.4 hrs in game
Emote Farming Simulator - With Twitch Integration
Play scuffed games and react to unoriginal video while degenerates in your chatroom make fun of you and react to what you say.
Key Features:
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Farm emotes with your voice - 40 emotes for you to farm to your heart’s content!
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TTS message - Listen to TTS message sent by the degenerates in your chatroom while you play!
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React to video - Watch video and react to them with your voice!
Twitch Integration
Enable these emotes on some third-party thing website and transform your chat!
Twitch chatters will see their messages appear in game if they use any of these emotes.
Play Scuffed Games
Five games within the simulator for you to play and get made fun of by your chat!
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Stream Snipers’ Battleground - Eliminate all chubby cheek stream snipers and move to the high ground on a sinking island!
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Floor = Lava - A 3D platformer where you run and jump to the end to of line while avoiding falling into lava!
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Jumped: Episode 1 - A horror game that makes you jump in real life!
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Bounce King - A 2D platformer where your goal is to bounce to the tippy top!
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Chess - An ancient board game
Chat-only Mode
Farm emotes while you play other games, watch videos or anything else
Disclaimer: The game is being made by only one person and I only work on the game part-time.