Election Year Knockout
A really fun Punch-Out style game, featuring funny parodies of US politicians (Crenshaw being one of my favourites and you’ll see why). Each opponent has their own gimmick that’s fun to figure out, and are all satisfying to beat up. There’s no deep political commentary or anything, just parodies mocking US politicians, much like how the Punch-Out games mocked stereotypes of different nationalities and cultures. The EX boxers are all fun, souped-up rematches against the fighters, serving as a really nice bonus newgame+ for after you’ve done everything else. Much like the Title Defence fights in Punch-Out Wii, these are much harder than the original fights and offer a huge variety of newer, more devastating attacks for each rematch that the player will have to learn and adapt to. The challenges in each fight help boost the game’s replayability, there’s 10 for every fighter in the game (5 for normal and 5 for EX) and they can be tough to figure out, but extremely satisfying once you’ve got them all. The roster is quite limited, however the devs have considered adding more boxers if the game gets enough traction (personally I’m hoping for Bojo to get in). I’d definitely recommend if you’re a fan of Punch-Out or if you just like taking the piss out of US politics.
– Real player with 24.4 hrs in game
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Not one hundred percent flushed out and people who want to complete everything will be frustrated at some mission because you have no clue why something did not count. But for the most part and the main gameplay, this is just gorgeus. plays nice and funny. long and hard at the later fights until you know what you are doing
– Real player with 18.3 hrs in game
Fast Food Rampage
FUN GAME SHOOT BURGER
– Real player with 13.9 hrs in game
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It’s a great retro over the top shooter theirs not a lot but I still like it 9/10
– Real player with 13.0 hrs in game
Fi da Puti Samurai
I can say that I’m immensely satisfied with my purchase already. I haven’t found too many games that get me genuinely excited like this one does.
Let’s be clear, this game is not finished - it’s still RAW and needs to be put back in the oven. However, the concept is itself is revolutionary - a Boomershooter Roguelike that seamlessly connects sections of your favourite 90s FPS’s together into one long-running, never-ending level that you can progress through for hours on end.
At this stage there are a lot of bugs and issues and it definitely needs more content, but having said that, I don’t think I’ve been this excited for a new game in years. This title takes everything I was hoping for and compresses it into a single brilliant little piece of wish-fulfilment.
– Real player with 7.5 hrs in game
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I rarely ever post reviews for games. I really want this game to succeed especially since I love anime tiddie.
Now what is Fida Puti Samurai? It’s an FPS where a cute pink hair girl discovers the VR realm her boyfriend has been making has copious amount of anime tiddie porn and waifus in it; she wants to find out what depraved fetish shit he’s got on his PC.
Story
The story is mostly non-existent; the game is in early access and isn’t done. At first you talk to the player avatar’s boyfriend on the PC in the VR set-piece he made that serves as your hub, but the main draw of the game seems to be the nsfw-anime aesthetic alongside the gameplay. The game has a lot of potential for its story for jokes and gags that could make my head pop like an atom bomb from laughter.
– Real player with 6.4 hrs in game
Football Club Simulator - FCS #21
The game looks nice, it is a game which shows the football simulation witha a personal touch. It’s certainly has some bugs and that can disturb when playing. But it looks thaht they are solving and fixing the bugs.
Also, it’s another philosophy of the game and you see a tendency to set the guidelines themselves and create a model of game that is enjoyable and entertaining.
My opinion is that this game is seen potential and can become a very good game. We have to see the evolution of the game, that have a lot of work.
– Real player with 119.2 hrs in game
Verdict: 7/10
If you find it interesting to start with a very low grade team, and improve its economics and quality through time, this is the game for you.
PrivateJoh’s personal views:
Disclaimer: I am actually reusing a review of a game that has disappeared from Steam Store, which funnily enough is this one with a different name.
Manage your favorite football club, or just raise a small local club to dominate Champions League.
First of all, I have been a fan since the early days where the game was delivered in two 3.5 disks, so my review is probably biased. I should also say that I never play the matches, since the simulation part is what really attracts me. So, I cannot really comment on the arcade part of the game.
– Real player with 39.4 hrs in game
The Inner World - The Last Wind Monk
“The Inner World - The Last Windmonk” is the sequel to “The Inner World” and also a point & click adventure for beginners and advanced adventure gamers.
And even though not having played the first game shouldn’t get in the way of solving puzzles and liking the game, I recommend playing the predecessor first.
The sequel shows the fantasy world of Asposia, three years after the first game’s ending. After the so-called flute-nose dynasty and its survivors rose from being stone statues for years, they are now officially persecuted by a tyrann named Emil who wants to hunt down and execute all flute-noses, making them responsible for controlling the dangerous basylian monsters (basically flying mechanical dragons which were a creation of the last dictator who told his people they were living, dangerous creatures).
– Real player with 16.5 hrs in game
The Inner World - The Last Wind Monk is a fantastic point & click adventure game. I recommend this game to anyone who likes p&c adventure games, although I do need to point out the following three caveats:
1. This is a family-friendly game set in a charming fantasy world. If you’re looking for gritty or mature content, this is not the game for you.
2. This is not a very difficult game. If you’re looking for an excruciatingly difficult p&c adventure game the likes of 1990s Sierra games, this is definitely not the game for you.
– Real player with 12.8 hrs in game
Dave-Man
A simple story about a simple man, that just wants his everyday routine not to be ruined. A story, that many of us could tell.
Once you’ll start to play Dave, you will soon find out that there is a quite some background for this well made tribute to a Pac-man like games. I was simply amazed with the amount of all the dialogues, options, hidden jokes and obvious puns, all accompanied with great chiptune music. The music itself makes a huge work here as well, as many times I have just realized that I am humming the tones along with my head nodding to the rhythm.
– Real player with 7.9 hrs in game
Dave-Man is a charming retro-style game that taught me to despise anyone named Cathy! (for real, there is something very satisfying about getting caught out by her for the 15th time and exclaiming ‘GOSHDARNIT CATHY’ while smacking your desk).The gameplay is heckin fun, reminds me of my terrible attempts at Pac-Man when I was a wee lad but with cool extra stuff like online shopping and cats!!!The music is delightful, love the chiptune sound and it is there to comfort you when you inevitably get caught because you tried the hardest difficulty room.The end of a run is a really nice touch too, I won’t spoil it but it made me genuinely laugh.Overall I’d super recommend, and honestly it’s a steal for the price. It’s cheaper than a coffee from Costbucks for Christ’s sake and it comes with janitorial friendship!!
– Real player with 2.7 hrs in game
P.U.G.S. Agents
P.U.G.S. Agents is a classic 2D Top-Down adventure in the 80’s style with completely new heroes. Two agents of the secret organization P.U.G.S. must solve the mystery of the mysterious explosion at the local factory S.N.A.C.K.S. The suspicion of Arch-Evil Jamnior arises and the agent KGB (Kiss & Good Bye) is seen near Fazita Fazinova.
In the game you will be able to relive the chilling adventure in the hearts of pugs, meet the heroes of different races, and what’s important to find the dog’s snacks.
Control agents, solve puzzles, use pugilistic equipment, discover the true nature of the pugs agents!
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Pug thrilling 2D Top-Down adventure
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Pug agents cooperation mode
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Quests, Puzzles and minigames
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Twisted storyline with different races heroes
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Special PUGS Agents suits, tools and devices
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and secret of the Snacks
Pasta Master
Sound game, well nice. Would recommend having some pasta before starting game
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
A good bit of fun.
A fun story.
A great soundtrack.
A very simple and enjoyable bit of gameplay.
A developer who clearly cares for his project.
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster
Campaign is a bit unfair cuz of the pre-set defenses of the enemy: ton of artillery and strong defense lines + random encounters where I have to fight more units than I have for the whole mission, this makes me buy repair trailers, and the repairing is so slow, and there’s the ammo problem too… missions are usually 45+mins where the actual action is like 30% the rest are the traveling and the restoring of units. The movement is really terrible, units collide, not to mention on narrow bridges going across is nearly impossible especially with more units. The cinematics' graphic stayed the same bad quality despite of the HD Remaster.
– Real player with 77.2 hrs in game
Your units gain xp, and can lvl up 2 times. That gives them additional armor and damage. They transfer to another mission. That’s main strenght and also main issue with this game.
Every time you finish map you obtain 1000 $ - you can buy new units and/or upgrades.
If you loose unit in battle… best solution is to reload save or restart map. Otherwise you might not make it with not enough units on the later game.
You use the same currency to buy ammo, fuel and repair kit. Also every time you call for bombing - it also cost 50 $.
– Real player with 27.6 hrs in game
Super Captain 3D
You are Super Captain 3D: You are sitting at home enjoying a peaceful day on Earth, when the newscaster announces an invasion by pixel invaders. You know instantly it is your calling to save the earth and the universe from the evil invaders and you leap into action. You must utilize all of your hero’s abilities to defeat the pixel invaders and save the universe. You must fight across 8 stages against over 20 types of alien with 4 Epic Bosses. You only get one shot at saving the universe; die and its game over!
– Real player with 5.7 hrs in game
One Hero To Save Them All
Super Captain 3D is a pretty fun little shoot em up game. It was crafted using gamemaker. The graphics run pretty smoothly. The music is diverse enough and fitting. I played with a controller as was recommended and had no issues. You play as a hero that fends off against pixel invaders from outer space. The game is short but it’s got a nice amount of diverse content and fun gameplay stuffed into it to make it a competent title for the asking price. There are four areas that are two levels each giving you a total of eight levels. At the end of each area there is a boss to fight. None of the bosses have a similar attack pattern. If you look hard enough you can find enough golden ships throughout the game to unlock a secret boss.
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game