Ukrainian ball in search of gas

Ukrainian ball in search of gas

Ukrainian ball in search of gas is fascinating tale of confidence, faith and discovery, this fully open world, adventure, indie, simulation has you following the protagonist around a gorgeous world in search of the precious fossil fuel, gas.

Before we go any further, this review will contain small spoilers, I am just breaking down the main story and gameplay, so this really shouldn’t impact any of your gameplay of this astounding game. Also the you may have already read the “About This Game” section, this was clearly written before the famous 1.7.3 update, as since then they had to change the story a bit as the main investors were not massive fans. I think it got changed for the better, this new story was and is a lot better than the previous, I have played both and I will be going through the newer version today.

Real player with 6207.4 hrs in game


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This game is the most emotional and graphic game that has ever been created, it has such amazing graphics that no one has ever been able to play on the ultra-quality, which happens to be better than the real worlds looks. In about 20 years time this game will still be the most graphical game ever. Not only that but the gameplay is truly inspiring and emotional I have already cried so much I have run out of tears. This game has also inspired me to become the best I can be and has finally made me find my purpose in life. This game has changed me for the better and can change you too if you let it. This game is also has endless story so you will never run out of anything to do in this game. You also get to go on an amazing back story through his evolution and how he became a ball, and was abandoned by his wife, daughter, friends and other family. You also get to go on an amazing quest to find your daughter later to save her from the Ukrainian government who is trying to change her into a ball as well, you will get to fight your way through them for hours to try to save your daughter from the same fate. There is also amazing side quests where you get to help the civilians of Ukraine whose lives have been ruined by the government. Apart from the story and graphics this game also had amazing controls, there so simple yet so complicated, they are the perfect type of controls you could ever want. You get all of this in the game for the small price of $1.50, for everything you get in the game that is probably the most amazing deal in existence, you wont ever run into a better deal than that, wow. This game has also made me realize that I needed to improve my life. Before this game I was a heavy drinker and took drugs constantly, I would have probably died before the month finished. But god came down to me and bestowed me upon this amazing game, I bought it and I now couldn’t ask for a better life. I have a beautiful wife and two baby girls. I have an amazing house and now earn over $200, 000 a year, I also haven’t touched any of that stuff since I got the game. This is the best game in existence. Spoiler you can have sex in this game, very detailed.

Real player with 207.3 hrs in game

Ukrainian ball in search of gas on Steam

Chair Simulator

Chair Simulator

This game has given me purpose in life. I sit down. I stand up. I sit down. I stand up. The simplicity, yet challenge in this task represents the dualism of the universe. The strain from standing up relieved from the bliss that is sitting down. From the short 75 minutes I spent on this game before writing the review has morphed my entire outlook on life. I have learned the pain of death, the stress of pain, and the stresslessness of sitting. I sit and think. Think about the meaning of life. Think about my purpose here on this earth. And I have received enlightenment. I am the chair. I sit here with my arms on its doing exactly what it’s doing. I am becoming a vessel for the universe to pass through and maybe sit, gifting me with knowledge. I was lost before finding this game. Mindlessly going through the factory of life without much thought, this game has opened my eyes to the possibilities of this world that are sitting right in front of us. Overall, this game has been an eye opening experience that I would recommend everyone should try.

Real player with 24.7 hrs in game


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! You came. You sat. You conquered!

You’ve warmed countless seats, leaving a deep and indelible impression on each and every one!

Well done, sitlord.

! But…

! Sitting has changed you.

! You look down, now, at these limbs, at all this sinew and flesh. It seems so excessive, doesn’t it? Limbs, flaying. Appendages. Poorly-designed. A bit old-fashioned. Outdated? The real you has been trapped here, hasn’t it? Here, in this prison made of flesh.

It’s a thought you’ve entertained before, isn’t it? Privately. In dreams.

Real player with 3.7 hrs in game

Chair Simulator on Steam

Math Fun

Math Fun

I’m a massive Math Fun fan. I loved the hell out of the Math Fun remake, thought they kept it 90% faithful but the stuff they changed made sense for a modern take on an old classic. That said, Math Fun is my favorite in the entire franchise for a number of reasons. Despite Math Fun taking the blame for kicking the MF series into action, I thought it was a nice mixture of horror, drama and action that traumatized me as a kid and continues to entertain me as an adult. I have almost the whole script memorized, I know how to speedrun it, I loved the Mercenaries mode which had you strategically race through the city on a 10-minute timer that gets longer for every enemy kill, every dodge, and every civilian rescued, with 4 characters to play as that have different weapon arsenals.

Real player with 2169.1 hrs in game


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I ain’t tryna

I ain’t tryna

I ain’t tryna

Yeah, ain’t tryna be cool like you

Wobblin' around in your high-heeled shoes

I’m clumsy, made friends with the floor

Two for one, you know a bitch buy four

And two left feet, you know I always drop

First thing a girl did was a bop

I’m the whole damn cake and the cherry on top

Shook up the bottom, made a good girl pop

You ain’t even here to party

Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie

I don’t wanna go, go, go with the flow

Back-bend ‘til I touch my toes

I don’t wanna row, row, row the boat

Real player with 16.6 hrs in game

Math Fun on Steam

Wild Animal Sports Day

Wild Animal Sports Day

I got the priveledge of beta testing this masterpiece of a game made by the one and only Paul Bird. It’s a bit more difficult than WAR, but it brings some new movies and mechanics to the game. Such as a “campaign mode” type thing and cutscenes. But if you want the better ending, prepare to train long and hard. its no easy task.

Real player with 5.6 hrs in game

The sheer threat that the presence of King Croc imposes, can easily shake even the most experienced horror game enjoyer to his/her core. On top of this amazing atmosphere, the combat also rivals the likes of Bloodborne, Mortal Combat and even Chess. All of this taken into consideration, and even dismissing some of the aspects of this game since there are so many, I find Wild Animal Sports day to be one of the best experiences steam has to offer, and it an understatement to call it a worthy successor to Wild Animal Racing.

Real player with 5.5 hrs in game

Wild Animal Sports Day on Steam

Brief Karate Foolish

Brief Karate Foolish

Brief Karate Foolish

This is easily one of the most beautiful fighting games of all time!

Pros

  • Sexy Japanese men in underwear

  • Great story

  • All of the fighters are unique and fun to play as

  • The CPU fights well

  • Amazing graphics

  • Awesome soundtrack

  • IT’S FREE!

Cons

  • Controls are a little bit hard to learn

  • No online versus mode

Overall, Brief Karate Foolish is a really fun fighting game. The only thing that would make it better is an online versus mode. I highly recommend this game.

Real player with 4.4 hrs in game

Every time I fap I can’t help but think about Stretch. His lanky legs, his long arms, his beautiful towel, everything is perfect about him. I try to avert my mind to the big breasted women on screen but I just can’t help it. Mere milliseconds before I nut my mind automatically turns to Strech and with his overpowering image burned in my retina I orgasm harder than I have ever came having sex with normal women. I need Stretch. All I need is Stretch to come hold me, tell me he cares for me and fuck me silly against the escalator of the mall stage as the entire cast of Brief Karate Foolish watches jealously.

Real player with 1.6 hrs in game

Brief Karate Foolish on Steam

Conan the mighty pig

Conan the mighty pig

Honestly, this is the best game I have ever played in my life. The graphics are beautiful yet the game can still run on even the slowest computers. The breathtaking graphic design of the pig is the definition of perfection. Don’t wait for a sale for this gorgeous game, please just buy it as soon as you can. Please.

–-{Graphics}—

☑ You forget what reality is

☐ Beautiful

☐ Amazing for its age

☐ Good

☐ Decent

☐ Bad

☐ Don‘t look too long at it

☐ Paint.exe

—{Gameplay}—

☑ Very good

☐ Good

☐ It‘s just gameplay

Real player with 532.0 hrs in game

STORY

Conan the mighty pig has a story that is open to much speculation. It is implied by the title that the pig you play as is named Conan and was for some reason granted the epithet, “the mighty pig,” most likely earning it for proving his strength during combat. Ironically, Conan does not display any strength and has to sneak around tougher opponents and has to use herbs to get past bees. After years of owning a farm and not making profit (speculation of the story told without dialogue) he decides to move on from the farm and look for truffles. Truffles can potentially be very expensive in a larger size and are found in the ground by animals like pigs and trained dogs in real life and are profitable if the time and effort are put in to the labor, so it is reasonable that Conan would make the choice to look for truffles. He sets off on his quest to find one hundred fifty truffles.

Real player with 67.6 hrs in game

Conan the mighty pig on Steam

FATAL FRAME / PROJECT ZERO: Maiden of Black Water

FATAL FRAME / PROJECT ZERO: Maiden of Black Water

The best horror game this year.

When i first saw the announcement of this game being released on Steam and modern consoles I was very excited. Years ago I used to play Project Zero on my Xbox original and I finished it quite a few times they were excellent games and very scary, I also enjoyed the third one on my PS2.

This game is just as good if not better I like the fact that the gameplay is something a little bit different. I think the game is creative for requiring the player to use the Camera Obscura, its a really cool way of fighting the ghosts and spirits. To be honest I cant really find many modern horror games that are similar to this one except for a few. The story had me immersed from the beginning and I enjoyed many of the cutscenes, the characters or the girls mostly are awesome I like Yuri she is my favorite one.

Real player with 59.4 hrs in game

Pros:

The camera mechanics

Atmosphere

Sound

Cons:

Playing multiple characters with different stories in one sitting

Repeated and recycled levels and scenes

limited enemies

Recycled enemies

Enemies are easy, extremely predictable, and boring

Story fell flat and feels all over the place.

Characters and enemies are over sexualized and the bouncing breast are distracting. It takes away from the game being a horror genre and more like someone’s creepy fetish.

Controls were sluggish when it came to moving the character around.

Real player with 45.0 hrs in game

FATAL FRAME / PROJECT ZERO: Maiden of Black Water on Steam

Online Simulator

Online Simulator

This is one of the best gaming experiences I’ve ever had. If you’re into weird creepy atmospheres that suck you in immediately and don’t let go until you forget who you are, where you are and that you don’t actually have a teeth fetish… well, you’ll love this game. Thoroughly unique little game that puts up an incredibly convincing early-internet experience complete with bulletin board forums, old-school instant messaging and wading through archived chat logs, accompanied by digging in the guts of your computer for clues to a mystery that gets progressively more fucked up the deeper you dig. Thoughtful and satisfying.

Real player with 46.3 hrs in game

Ummm, what the hell was that?! It was messed up, that’s what it was.

Well, I liked the desktop look and being able to figure out pw’s to go through files and I enjoyed reading the chatter chats between bobby & monkey (messed up rpg). But I disliked the way parts of a screen page would move from side to side as I found this extremely annoying. Thought the sweet tooth desktop mini game was weird and lame. The game was way too short but in my case probably for the best lol! The game achievements didn’t unlock either so they may have a glitch bug.

Real player with 4.6 hrs in game

Online Simulator on Steam

Paunch

Paunch

Few games have been able to keep my attention for a VERY long time. This is one such game.

What first attracted me to this game was its high absurdity factor. The idea of two bald, funny-faced sumo wrestler types duking it out in the mountains with nothing but their fists and boulders is endlessly amusing to me.

What it lacks in bells and whistles, it more than makes up for in content. While more options could be incredibly beneficial to the longevity of this game, in its current state, its absolute simplicity speaks more volume than any amount of DLC ever could. It’s a natural antithesis to overtly-complicated cash cows like Fortnite. I’d even go as far as to say that it has the same addictive factor that arcade games in the 1980s had, and that’s coming from someone who’s been addicted to those games, and games like that, for most of his conscious life.

Real player with 57.3 hrs in game

̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̕͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̕͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̶͉͔̖̗̼̲̹͎̙̅ͧ̆̽̃͋́ͮͥ̓̾̑̎ͬ̽̾̔̐́͠͡ ̛̹̭͕̹̭̘̬͑͛ͨ̔ͧ̅͑̃ͤͩ̅͢͡ ̵̢̖̮̹͙̜̹̝̣̼̲͎̰̣̲̦̹͍͑̒ͯͨ̀ͮ ̶̶̢͖̞̳̬̅ͫ͆̊ͪ͐͢ ̯͎̩̣̗̖̋̀ͤ̾͗̅ͥͥ̍̍̆ͩ̃̀ͪ͠͝ ̶̢̝̹̯̆͛ͭ̿ͭͭͬͬͫ̔̔ͅ ̀̀ͨͪ҉̡̡̮͙̜̩̹̣̬̯͙͎̺̹ ̆͊̿̓͆̆ͫ̅ͨ̅͂̂̆͂̌͌ͥͣ͡҉̵͍̳̦͙̘͓̖̘ ̫̼͕̫̬͈̥̜̦̮͇̹͙͔̬̘̥͓ͫ̓̒̈́̋̓ͣͯͤ̑͂̈́͒ͥ̀̃̊̀͟ͅ ̌̆͑ͥ̾̃ͨ͏̶̢͙͚̦̲̗͕̩͎͈̫͇͎̯̮ ̢͙̘̼̙̣͓̪̟̳̞͕̟̋̐̔͂̋̉̇͒ͣͩ̂̓̽̉͂̍̀ ̶̢͓̖̦͍͎̜̫̭̝̝̲̜͊ͨͥ̔͆ͬ̃͢ͅ ̵̜̘̟̪̻̮͓̳̙̺͇̮̹͈̪̤͉̜͑̿̽ͧ͌̎̍͐́̅͐͊́͜ͅ ̧̛̘̞͎͕̤̗̤̥̻͍̞̲̱̖̰̩̖̠̲̈̂͐ͨͩ̊͑ͬ͒ͦ͑̓ͭ̋ͭ͋͘ ̡͔̰̺̫̟̳̙͙͍͉̝̜̺̱̠͍̱͇̗̈́ͬ̈́ͪ̉̆ͯ̃̃ͣ̌͊ͧ̍̌̑̿́͜͝ ͣ̂͛̽̃͆ͬ̑ͬ̃͏̵͟҉̺̩̻ ̶͍̺̲̦͓̙̼̈̑ͨ̈́̾́̓̌ͭ͌̋̌ͣ̓ͤ͆ͫ͝ ̸̸̢͖̥͓̟̦͉͍̈ͬ̇́̆ͯ̾͗͛͊̔ͭ̿̓̐̀̉̿̀̚͡ ̨̗̥͍͉̮̾ͮ̅̄̈́ͫͭ͐ͤͥͫ̐ͫ́͌ͩ̀̕ ̴̛͔̰̙̰͇͙̳̣̔ͪ̿̍ͧ͘͟ ̸̡̭̰͚̦̭̜͉̪̱̐ͨ̍ͩ̅̽ͪ͐̎ͮͪ͗͗ͬ͊́͜͢-̑̽ͣ̆͋̌̂ͭͧͨ̑̽̌̀͏̵̛͉͎̝̰̳͇̻̠̯͕̣͉̜̻̖̰̻̫ͅ ̴̺̳͙̦ͥ̑͒̄͊̿̀̒̌̏͛͒̽̍͂́_̇̃ͤ̍̇̍̊̔̏͋͑́̾͆͛̚҉͠҉̧̭͚͇̮̙̖_̡̖̯͕̣̲̫̼̰̺̝̟̜̺̙͓̈͒͒̒̋͝_̵̢̪̖̜̫̘̝̱͈̰̰̰̝̘̰͔͗̉̋ͦ͢͡_̶̧̳͖͚̙̘̭̘̬̣̘̞̟̥̌ͬ͛͗ͨ͊̓̾ͅ_̡̛͎̣͙̻̳̦͕̦̞̺̗̹͕̽͛̀̽̆ͧͣ̑͒̂̄̽͊̉͑͑̋͌̀͘͜ͅ_̸͎͇͖̝͙͉͔̦̭̹͉̳̒ͧ̔̈͒ͩͮ̐̈ͭ͗̒̆͜͠ ̡̧͙̣͓̮̤͎̮̳̺̣̮͈̪̱̜͈̹̰ͯ̇ͤ̉̀ ̡̢̱͔̰̻̭̱͙ͯͯͯ͋͌ͣ͐͂̓̽̔̄̆̃ͥ͘ ̴̵̴̞̬̮̼̭̫̭̤̮̰͍̞̭̑̒̉ͩ͛ͫ̌͑ͅ ̶̢̩̼͙̱̹ͬ́́̈́̄̿̿ͬ̊̽͐ͧ͝ ̧̺̠̣̤͕̤̗͍̟̣͕̯̯̲ͬ́̔̎̂̃ͨ̎̈̒̀͡ͅ ̵̖̳̩͎̤̫̠͕̯͆̂̄̿ͮ̆̍ͥ̄͜͠ͅ ̷̡̛͈̫̣̫̣̫͇͈̯̩̍ͯͧ̏͒̇ͫ͞ ̸͖̜̺͇̤̳̗̘̠͇̟͍̺̳ͦͪ̔̒̏͂ͣ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̞̭̘̮̳̜̜̣͕ͤ̔̒͊ͦͦͥ̈́͝ ̛̦̱̝͖̲͉̯ͥͧ̒͂̓ͤ̊͗͐ͭͮͬ̑̄͞ͅ ̼̙͕͕͍͔̝̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̥̩͚̓̋͗̀̇̽̃̐̇̄ͥ͌̀͗ͪ͘͞ ̓̊̈̆̑̒̒ͣ̾̎͐̇̐͋̈́҉̯̻̖̥̫ ̛̛̤͙̘̮̭̱̒̉̽̄ͧ̓ͩ͋͗̑ͨ͊̋̊̅̊͂̋́̀̕͜ ̷̶̨̛͔̱̟̮͇͇͉̫͎̟̱̳̲̠ͤ̏̄̇̎͗ͨ́̓̊̐̅̾̄ ̶̵̨̱̰̬̦͉͚̤̰̱̳͔ͭ̒́ͨ̓̏̀ ̴̷̭̹͖̞̭͙̪̤͙̖͙̭̖̍̌̃ͮ͟ ̡̢͖̲̹̟̫̩̓͛͐͘ ̶̨̢̜̗̙̏̃ͦͯ́̾̔̽̐ͩ̅͗̆̊́ ̺̻̯̻̖̫͉̼̖̮͈̫͉̻̰̯͙͇̈͊ͩ̽̋̌̕͢ͅ ̶̙̟̦͎̜̮̘͙̰̣͎̗̻̹̗͖̳̲̆͒̅̓ͩ̔͊̇̓͑ͭ̉͌ͫͤͧͤ̔̚͟6̷ͭͤ̎͊̿̆̀͏̡̪̹̜̗̹̬̭̰͖̜̖̫̬̰̖͚͘͟1͍͇̙͚̤̬̝̼̩̣̠̯̮̻̹̇̽ͮ̍͗͟͝6̵̏̅̽͒̽̑ͦ̏̓ͨ̚͏̹͇̤̜͓͜͟͜5̷̲̦̦̦̮̞̼̥̦̗͓͉̫͔̟͙̣̔ͤ͒͊̀̏͒̌ͬ̍̉̐͑̈́̽ͮ͘͝͡.̡̛͍̦̳̗͙̦̠̦̩̜̹͈̃̅͊̕͝͡ ̖͙̯͉͇̜͍̲͑̒́̇͌ͣ̇ͯͮͯͯ́͊ͣ̉͑͋̓̽̀4̸͖̗͎̭͚̣̼͍͇̖͓̇̌͂̒̉̾ͩͣ̅̌̋̓̚͘ ͙̫̰͖͍͙͚͕ͫ̓̒̊̊̌ͨͤͨ͐̄̋̀͡͝ͅ ̧̆͑͌͐ͥͫ͋̀ͭͯ͏̙̲̰̗͚͉̼͔̹͚̩̮̳͎̜̪̙̭̞ ̹̫̭̼͕̐ͪ̔̄̒̎̓ͮͮ̋̒̈́̀́͟͝͠ ̵̢̫͎͕̉̿͋ͭ́ͮ͛̋ͬ̒ͫ͐̏̐͜ ͓̹̞̲̪̦̝ͤ̔ͪ͒̈́̐̎̑ͯ͆̍̿́͞ ̴̶̧̢̯̜̩̥̖̹̙̪̭̪͚͕̜͙̻͍͂̈̑ͭͥͥ͑ͭͯ̑͒ͥ͗̋ͤ̇̃͛̽̕ͅͅ ̳̬͙̦̩̩̹͖̹͎̘̗̓ͤ͐̃ͨ̎̋ͯ̀͗̂ͭ͢͠͠ ̵̵̧̩̬͚̫̭̗͉ͯ͆̆ͭ̀ͧ̇̇ͯ̓̅͜ ̋̊̓̌̿̄҉̥̼̝̠̺̩̱͔̫̹̝̤͍̯̭̖̦̹ ̡̄̐̔̒̀͟͞҉̙͈͈͙͕̟͜ ̷̸̡̟̦̤̹̖̬̱̟͇̹̱̺͍̠̘͉̙̐̓̉̈̈́͒͂͛̈̆̔̅ͦ͐ ͦͪͧͧ̃̋̆͏͚̳̹͍̦̮͙̼̦̯̕ͅ ̵̛̠͙͚̜̭̔͌̆̔̓̃̇̃̐ͨ̇̕ ̊͛̉͊̉̐̈́͏͎̠̦̭͎̬̼̞̻̫̙͕̟͎̫͈͙̩͘̕͝ ̨̪͈̹̰̝̲ͮ̿ͦ͋ͪͤͭ̇͌̍̈̌͜͞ͅͅ ̱̯͈̟̰̤͉̾͐ͮ̑͐̏̄̅ͨͣ̆̉ͤ̋̔͆̚͟ ̊̎͆ͬ҉̨̟̠͕͚͇̝͕̯͓̤͓̖̠͇̭̺̠͘͢ ̨̼̻͔̰͔̠̖̩̭̃ͩ́ͪ̉͗̍̅ͤͣ͊̀ͧ̆̅͐ͦ̕͠ ̙̟͓̠͖͓̝͓̳̰͉̮͇͇͛̽̏͌ͬ͗̈́̉́̕ͅͅ ̵̦̣͓̮̭̩͈̺͔͈̺̯͙̻́̾̈́̈́̈̈́ͣ̄͒͝͞ ͓̰̘̫̬̰̥͈̗̥ͫ̔̈́ͨ̊ͮͧ͒̕͘͠ͅ ̶̠̹̦̱̩̦͉̙͔͎̦̮̼͖̘̋̃́̉͞͡͡ͅ ̢̩̤̤͉̤͉̪̭̣̼ͯͯ̒̋ͫͤͪ̓ͧͤ̍͑́̚͡ ͙͈̝̤͔̬̻͔̞͖͈̲̎̓̇̇ͥ̓̇̃̍̓̉̃́ͧ̽ͭͭͮ̂͞͝ͅͅ ̸̧͇̳̘̫̜̠͍̲̩̯͍ͬ͋ͣ̌́́͝ͅ ̡̛̜̞͍͙͔̯̮͎͚̏ͪ̏͂͗̈́̊̃̑ͫͬ̑̔ͯ̾̄͝ ͊̂́͗ͯ̆ͫͩ̌ͭͥ͆̇ͪ̆̚͠҉̠̬̬̞̭͚̫̭͖̗͖̣ͅ ̶͒ͩͨ̽ͨ̂͛ͬ̿ͫͪ҉̙̫̜̘̮͍̥̯ ̸̨̯̯̻̪̺͙̝̅̆̌͌̀́͝ ̷̴̢͈̻̘̲͕̰̱͎͕̱́̔ͤ͂̏ͣ̍̕ ̣̤͖̦̝̦̹̗͎̗̮͇͇̑ͥ̃́̈͐̆̓̌ͩ̈̇͛̓̈̚͘͠ ̶̷̸̲̮̲̺̬̈́ͬ̉̂ͩ̍̕ ̸̋͒̿̆͆̈́ͣͭ̊͑̑̍͋́҉͇̻̻̻̤̜̫ͅ ̸̡̢̲̤̦̭̣͕̬̯͛̆ͬ͘ ͐̈̎͋͊̔͑̍҉̶̶͓̟͙̰̱̦̪̘̻̦̞̰̙̩͇͡ͅ ̢̛͛̄ͤͦ̐̆̈́̇̑ͪͫ̔̽͂ͧ̌ͬͥ҉̵̵̺̩̻̮͎̖̺̳̩͈̻̺̺̩̰ ̷̬̪͖̙̹̝̱̜̫ͣ̈ͫͯ̐̍͂͆̌͒̂͛̓̔́̚͘̕͞ ̵̷̩̲̝̩͇̪̝̠̩͇̮͍̥͇̾̀̄̓ͪͫ͆́̈̈́̌ͭͮ̃̓ͯ̏̿̒͟ͅ ̴̞̲͚ͫ̆̎̓̎̐ͪ̄ͨ̏̑͋ͩ̿̓̑̕̕͟ͅ ̳͔̣̲̼̪̩̳̂̏̐̅̇͘ ̷̡̠͍̙̖̱̳̰͈̲̗ͣͣ̇̌̇͛̃̇͂͌̋ͫ̃̋ͯ͌ ̸̷̨̳͉̘̖͈͙̗̫̭͎̠͚̼̪̭͎̬̱̐͗ͭ̈ͣ̊ͭͬ̐̂ͦͣ̇͐ͧͫͦ́͘ͅ ̨̳͓̰͔̩͓͉͕͓̰̤̞̪͓̖̺̭̪̓ͮ̐ͥ̾ͦͦ̉́ ̡͖̦̻̩̻ͤͫ̅̌̿̏ͥ̏̀͒͛ͧ̈́̎̈́ͬͮ̚͠͠ ̢͈̳͇͍̫̼̰̖̭͔̤̟ͫ̓ͭ̑ͧͭ̾͑ͦͮ͐̕͟͢ ̢͊̓͊͗ͥͤͮ̊̓ͨͪͯ͟͡͏͍̼̘̗̣̮͙͔̙̪̥̖͉̖͇͇̲̭ͅ ̶̮̱̮͈ͧͫ̎ͧ̄̇̈́ͩͩ̓́͞ ̸̡̡͔̤͔͚̲̜̱͚̺͔͔̭̼͈͓̣̙̘ͮ͌̂̀̋͐ͦ͆́ ̲͔͓̣͇̩̳̱ͨͧ̌͗̏ͭ̾̌͋ͨͥͫ̃̕͠ ̶͗̐̉ͩ͂̿͑͏͏̵̣͎̥̘̘̳̠̰͞ ̴̨̻͈̫̱̗̓͐̓ͤ͆́̎́ͦ̓ͨ͌̿̏ͧ͊̚͝ ̴̨̭̖̗̮̜͎̬̺̩̋̂͒̽̾̋̓͛͒̐ͩ̎͗͒̄̆̉͟͜͝ ̷̧͉̰̮̝͔̪̞̟͙͈̭͚͕͂ͩ̍͌ͫ̅̇͌ͬ͊̈́͛̈́͗ͯͦ̾͠͠ͅ ̷̰̮̜̞̲̹͈͙̰̝̰͙̼͔̽̆̓̽ͥͯ͑ͥ͑͛̅͛ͥ͊̓ͫ͟͠͝͠ ̾̋̔͗̿҉̨̨̨̼̭̫̣̼͈͢ ̷̝̭͖͔̭̤̑̄̎ͬͨ̇ͫ̋̉̀̑͗̑̐̉ͩ͠͡ ̶̨̮͕̖͈̩͕̩͉̖̦̗̄̊͌ͦ̿̿ͬ̑ͪͯ̐̂͒ͩͭ̓ͫͬ̚ ̷̛̯̩͓̠͍̦̳̥͈̯̒̒̐͗ͩͧͧ̈́̄ͪͪ͌̉̀͡ͅͅ ̷̡̨̘̜̻̮̗̈̆̎̿́̃̈́͠͝ ̎͑̀ͥ̚͢͏̞̭̝̗̬̟̥̮͎̠ ̸̛͍̹̺͕͈͓̻͉̯͈̻͇̺̜̉̒̆̍̆̍̿̽̍ͩ̈́̆̽̕͟ ̧̑̾ͩͣͭ͆͋ͯ̋̎̋͏̙͎̤͚̻̰͙͞ ̨̨̭̲̯̟͖̞̰̮̙͓̳̄ͫ̅ͧͦ͑ͫͯͭͤ͋̽̄ͭ̈̑̽ͩ̒͝ ̧̦̝̳̗͖̳ͩͨ̽͒͊̆ͯ̓̍ ̿͌͊̓̎̒͗̉̉̽̓ͤ̎̐͗̀͘͞͡͏͖̲̰̪̳͍̦͉̗̟̹̠̠ ̸̵̛̛̰̼͇̺̠͔͔̳͉̲̗͖͍̭͉͉͔̘̦͊̐ͥ̒͐ͬ̏̔͑͗̾̚͢ ̎ͧ͑ͦ͆̀̅͛ͩͣͨͥ̂ͯ͡͏͞͏̦͉͈͔́ ̴̳͉̦̹̝̙̲͎̠̮̱͓̭̲̫̱̎̑͛̓ͫ͑̎ͭͬ͋ͬ̿̔̌̃͐͞_̨̡̝̙̼̻͉͈͈͍̗̞̯͎͓̖̱̲̼͓̣ͯ̆̈́̈́̉ͩ̓͘̕_̵̷̠̫̩͍̼͓͕̟͚͍̤̰͈̟͒̇̍̌͂͑͆͗͋͂̈́͞_̽̓̄ͩ̿̌̈̒̏ͯ͑̅̓̈́ͧ̚҉͏͔͇̯̫̞̼̪̮̬̘̰͎̻̜̱͘ͅ_̽͆̀̑ͫ̎͊̆̉̚͏̰͔͕̦͕̙͉̩͈̣̘͖̹̫̦͚̪͈ ̾̒ͩ̍ͧ̋̚҉̴̭̰̥͓̣̟̲͖̺͎̜͍ ̨̯̣̻̮̻̟̝̹̮̊͌̎ͯ͂̐̑̔͐ͤͬ̑ͧ̀͢͜͟ ̧̺͇̙̝̪̾̑̎ͮ̃͋̈̓̈ͩͩ͗̈́̀͟͡ ̦̲̹͕̘̝̦̯̻̲͔̯̉ͫ͊̀́ͩ͊̚͟ ̸̉̾̍̐ͣ̃ͦ̎̈ͩ̋ͨ̾͋҉̗̺̩͚̫͓̳͖̥̻͘͞͡ ̵͉͍͎̖̱̹̦̬̯̲̀ͭ̊̾̽̉͗̒ͬͩͤ́͠ ̴̨̧̛͍͍̠̝̹̦̹̖̫̳̣̦̬̦͔̜͙ͧ͂͛̂̅̋ͅ ̡̙̳̠͚͚͚͔͔̮̞̻͕̠̘͓̰̩̇̓͂ͧ̆͜͜ͅ ̢̧̘̹̗̪̟͇̗̪͇̲̤̤̯ͮ̿͗̈͛͟ ̷̡̲͕̦̱̟̘̼̱̩͔͓̙̺͂ͧ̓͛ͯ͛̀͑̄̓̽̃ͤͨ̐ͭͬ̓͜ ̸̡͇̦̟̠̠̞̱͙̦ͦͮ͂̂̉̑͑͊̀ͦ̾ͤ̎͐͂͐͜͟ ̡̺͉̖͎̱͐̂̄̀̌̂̋ͫ̎ͫͪ̈́͑͐̀͟ͅ ̫̺͖̓͑̓̈̓ͨͨ́͊̌ͨ͐ͦ͢͢ ̴̮̭͍̰̖̥̟͔̙̣͔̬̦͍̞̼ͪ̐̊͂ͯͬ̒̆ͭͮ̀̋̀̂̆̀͟ ̨͎̫̦̫͖͉̥̻͓̝̺͖̺̜͈̤͔̘̑̒ͯͭ̐͘͠ ̬̥̼͕̤̭̦̳̣̭̤͕̼͙̠͊̉ͫͣ̌̌̀ͭͪ̾̄ͭ̆͒ͤ͐̚̕ ̢̡̢̤͈͚͖̃ͮͥ̓ͩ͆̋̉̌ͤ̂͛ͪ̎̿̾̐ͫ ̨ͣ́ͦ̄͋̋͆ͭ̓͊ͨ͂ͪ̽ͧ͑͏̠̪͕̤̳͍̭̣̲͖͢͢͡ ̡̙̳̬̣̙̫̗͖͖̹͎̥͍͇̟͊ͮ̈́ͤ̀̔̈́ͣ̽̏̽̋͒͜͠ͅͅ ̵̸̬͈̪̮͈̼̫͉̲̤̣̥͖̋̿ͣ͐͊̆ͭͩ̅͗̓̋ͪ͝͞ ̖̭̳̜͐̿̅ͬ̂̂̐ͥ̑̂̒̿ͣ͒͋ͪͣ͗͘͘͝ ̴̶͍͍̪͇͉̠ͯ͆ͦ̅ͣ̉ͬ́̔̉̒͐̂̌͑̈ͦͩ͂̀͢ ̸̷̢͕̣̠͉̺̲͉̠͚̳̤̤̹͙̤̫͈͇̋̽̓̾ͣ̾̒̌̈́̓͘͢ͅ ̸̷̴̰̪̤͙͍̬͈̇̃̾͛̏̌͋͑ͬ̊ͮ͑͡ ̸̢̹̟̰̳̭̩̺̪̲̺̤̯̫ͩ́ͩ̎̉̄ͮ̀̊̑̀̕͡ ͎͓̞̲̟͙̲̤̮̠̞̩͇̳͐́̂ͮ̓̉̀́̕͢͢ ̴̴̛̬͖̝̮͈͔̈ͬ͂͗͊̀̽̄͋̈ͪ̅̽͑ͪ̅̒̐̀̚͘ ̴̵̡͍͓͍͍̗̺̲̩̜̻͓̱̬̦̞̐ͩ̇͐͛̒̆̽͗̕͟ ̴̠̬͎̯̬̮͙̙̺̩̠̳̲͖͓̝̩̳̙́̄̽ͦ̒̈̐ͨͧ̆ͩ ̡̩̙̲͓̦̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗ͥͮͬͯͭͪ̌͗̑̌ͥͯ́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̚̕̕͜͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̶͉͔̖̗̼̲̹͎̙̅ͧ̆̽̃͋́ͮͥ̓̾̑̎ͬ̽̾̔̐́͠͡ ̛̹̭͕̹̭̘̬͑͛ͨ̔ͧ̅͑̃ͤͩ̅͢͡ ̵̢̖̮̹͙̜̹̝̣̼̲͎̰̣̲̦̹͍͑̒ͯͨ̀ͮ ̶̶̢͖̞̳̬̅ͫ͆̊ͪ͐͢ ̯͎̩̣̗̖̋̀ͤ̾͗̅ͥͥ̍̍̆ͩ̃̀ͪ͠͝ ̶̢̝̹̯̆͛ͭ̿ͭͭͬͬͫ̔̔ͅ ̀̀ͨͪ҉̡̡̮͙̜̩̹̣̬̯͙͎̺̹ ̆͊̿̓͆̆ͫ̅ͨ̅͂̂̆͂̌͌ͥͣ͡҉̵͍̳̦͙̘͓̖̘ ̫̼͕̫̬͈̥̜̦̮͇̹͙͔̬̘̥͓ͫ̓̒̈́̋̓ͣͯͤ̑͂̈́͒ͥ̀̃̊̀͟ͅ ̌̆͑ͥ̾̃ͨ͏̶̢͙͚̦̲̗͕̩͎͈̫͇͎̯̮ ̢͙̘̼̙̣͓̪̟̳̞͕̟̋̐̔͂̋̉̇͒ͣͩ̂̓̽̉͂̍̀ ̶̢͓̖̦͍͎̜̫̭̝̝̲̜͊ͨͥ̔͆ͬ̃͢ͅ ̵̜̘̟̪̻̮͓̳̙̺͇̮̹͈̪̤͉̜͑̿̽ͧ͌̎̍͐́̅͐͊́͜ͅ ̧̛̘̞͎͕̤̗̤̥̻͍̞̲̱̖̰̩̖̠̲̈̂͐ͨͩ̊͑ͬ͒ͦ͑̓ͭ̋ͭ͋͘ ̡͔̰̺̫̟̳̙͙͍͉̝̜̺̱̠͍̱͇̗̈́ͬ̈́ͪ̉̆ͯ̃̃ͣ̌͊ͧ̍̌̑̿́͜͝ ͣ̂͛̽̃͆ͬ̑ͬ̃͏̵͟҉̺̩̻ ̶͍̺̲̦͓̙̼̈̑ͨ̈́̾́̓̌ͭ͌̋̌ͣ̓ͤ͆ͫ͝ ̸̸̢͖̥͓̟̦͉͍̈ͬ̇́̆ͯ̾͗͛͊̔ͭ̿̓̐̀̉̿̀̚͡ ̨̗̥͍͉̮̾ͮ̅̄̈́ͫͭ͐ͤͥͫ̐ͫ́͌ͩ̀̕ ̴̛͔̰̙̰͇͙̳̣̔ͪ̿̍ͧ͘͟ ̸̡̭̰͚̦̭̜͉̪̱̐ͨ̍ͩ̅̽ͪ͐̎ͮͪ͗͗ͬ͊́͜͢-̑̽ͣ̆͋̌̂ͭͧͨ̑̽̌̀͏̵̛͉͎̝̰̳͇̻̠̯͕̣͉̜̻̖̰̻̫ͅ ̴̺̳͙̦ͥ̑͒̄͊̿̀̒̌̏͛͒̽̍͂́_̇̃ͤ̍̇̍̊̔̏͋͑́̾͆͛̚҉͠҉̧̭͚͇̮̙̖_̡̖̯͕̣̲̫̼̰̺̝̟̜̺̙͓̈͒͒̒̋͝_̵̢̪̖̜̫̘̝̱͈̰̰̰̝̘̰͔͗̉̋ͦ͢͡_̶̧̳͖͚̙̘̭̘̬̣̘̞̟̥̌ͬ͛͗ͨ͊̓̾ͅ_̡̛͎̣͙̻̳̦͕̦̞̺̗̹͕̽͛̀̽̆ͧͣ̑͒̂̄̽͊̉͑͑̋͌̀͘͜ͅ_̸͎͇͖̝͙͉͔̦̭̹͉̳̒ͧ̔̈͒ͩͮ̐̈ͭ͗̒̆͜͠ ̡̧͙̣͓̮̤͎̮̳̺̣̮͈̪̱̜͈̹̰ͯ̇ͤ̉̀ ̡̢̱͔̰̻̭̱͙ͯͯͯ͋͌ͣ͐͂̓̽̔̄̆̃ͥ͘ ̴̵̴̞̬̮̼̭̫̭̤̮̰͍̞̭̑̒̉ͩ͛ͫ̌͑ͅ ̶̢̩̼͙̱̹ͬ́́̈́̄̿̿ͬ̊̽͐ͧ͝ ̧̺̠̣̤͕̤̗͍̟̣͕̯̯̲ͬ́̔̎̂̃ͨ̎̈̒̀͡ͅ ̵̖̳̩͎̤̫̠͕̯͆̂̄̿ͮ̆̍ͥ̄͜͠ͅ ̷̡̛͈̫̣̫̣̫͇͈̯̩̍ͯͧ̏͒̇ͫ͞ ̸͖̜̺͇̤̳̗̘̠͇̟͍̺̳ͦͪ̔̒̏͂ͣ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̞̭̘̮̳̜̜̣͕ͤ̔̒͊ͦͦͥ̈́͝ ̛̦̱̝͖̲͉̯ͥͧ̒͂̓ͤ̊͗͐ͭͮͬ̑̄͞ͅ ̼̙͕͕͍͔̝̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̥̩͚̓̋͗̀̇̽̃̐̇̄ͥ͌̀͗ͪ͘͞ ̓̊̈̆̑̒̒ͣ̾̎͐̇̐͋̈́҉̯̻̖̥̫ ̛̛̤͙̘̮̭̱̒̉̽̄ͧ̓ͩ͋͗̑ͨ͊̋̊̅̊͂̋́̀̕͜ ̷̶̨̛͔̱̟̮͇͇͉̫͎̟̱̳̲̠ͤ̏̄̇̎͗ͨ́̓̊̐̅̾̄ ̶̵̨̱̰̬̦͉͚̤̰̱̳͔ͭ̒́ͨ̓̏̀ ̴̷̭̹͖̞̭͙̪̤͙̖͙̭̖̍̌̃ͮ͟ ̡̢͖̲̹̟̫̩̓͛͐͘ ̶̨̢̜̗̙̏̃ͦͯ́̾̔̽̐ͩ̅͗̆̊́ ̺̻̯̻̖̫͉̼̖̮͈̫͉̻̰̯͙͇̈͊ͩ̽̋̌̕͢ͅ ̶̙̟̦͎̜̮̘͙̰̣͎̗̻̹̗͖̳̲̆͒̅̓ͩ̔͊̇̓͑ͭ̉͌ͫͤͧͤ̔̚͟6̷ͭͤ̎͊̿̆̀͏̡̪̹̜̗̹̬̭̰͖̜̖̫̬̰̖͚͘͟1͍͇̙͚̤̬̝̼̩̣̠̯̮̻̹̇̽ͮ̍͗͟͝6̵̏̅̽͒̽̑ͦ̏̓ͨ̚͏̹͇̤̜͓͜͟͜5̷̲̦̦̦̮̞̼̥̦̗͓͉̫͔̟͙̣̔ͤ͒͊̀̏͒̌ͬ̍̉̐͑̈́̽ͮ͘͝͡.̡̛͍̦̳̗͙̦̠̦̩̜̹͈̃̅͊̕͝͡ ̖͙̯͉͇̜͍̲͑̒́̇͌ͣ̇ͯͮͯͯ́͊ͣ̉͑͋̓̽̀4̸͖̗͎̭͚̣̼͍͇̖͓̇̌͂̒̉̾ͩͣ̅̌̋̓̚͘ ͙̫̰͖͍͙͚͕ͫ̓̒̊̊̌ͨͤͨ͐̄̋̀͡͝ͅ ̧̆͑͌͐ͥͫ͋̀ͭͯ͏̙̲̰̗͚͉̼͔̹͚̩̮̳͎̜̪̙̭̞ ̹̫̭̼͕̐ͪ̔̄̒̎̓ͮͮ̋̒̈́̀́͟͝͠ ̵̢̫͎͕̉̿͋ͭ́ͮ͛̋ͬ̒ͫ͐̏̐͜ ͓̹̞̲̪̦̝ͤ̔ͪ͒̈́̐̎̑ͯ͆̍̿́͞ ̴̶̧̢̯̜̩̥̖̹̙̪̭̪͚͕̜͙̻͍͂̈̑ͭͥͥ͑ͭͯ̑͒ͥ͗̋ͤ̇̃͛̽̕ͅͅ ̳̬͙̦̩̩̹͖̹͎̘̗̓ͤ͐̃ͨ̎̋ͯ̀͗̂ͭ͢͠͠ ̵̵̧̩̬͚̫̭̗͉ͯ͆̆ͭ̀ͧ̇̇ͯ̓̅͜ ̋̊̓̌̿̄҉̥̼̝̠̺̩̱͔̫̹̝̤͍̯̭̖̦̹ ̡̄̐̔̒̀͟͞҉̙͈͈͙͕̟͜ ̷̸̡̟̦̤̹̖̬̱̟͇̹̱̺͍̠̘͉̙̐̓̉̈̈́͒͂͛̈̆̔̅ͦ͐ ͦͪͧͧ̃̋̆͏

Real player with 33.8 hrs in game

Paunch on Steam

The Culling 2

The Culling 2

I never played the 1st Culling, have only watched my favorite streamer play it a lot, and bought it because they wanted to plan matches vs. subbies. I play PUBg casually, and it’s not my usual genre, but even so could immediately see the easy access to everything and overabundance of guns totally killed the original melee and crafting fun. The size of the map and lack of players, game machiniques are also a problem. I’m in Europe, never could get a game on EU server at all. I can understand why so many people are angry, but you can make it fun if you don’t take it too seriously, but for the price?

Real player with 6.9 hrs in game

Ok… here we go…

I wrote a very long twitch thread to the developers regarding this title. The things that I can say that are positive:

  1. I’m glad the announcer is back

  2. The recoil control feels really, really good. It’s erratic in a good way.

The bad:

  1. They missed the boat on the character customization aspect by a mile. They needed to be WAY more over-the-top with the outfits and craziiness that would be this type of a game show.

  2. They missed out on the gameshow feel of the game completely. The only thing that even makes it feel remotely like a gameshow is the starting area. After that, you’re in a typical battle arena.

Real player with 3.3 hrs in game

The Culling 2 on Steam