Math Fun
I’m a massive Math Fun fan. I loved the hell out of the Math Fun remake, thought they kept it 90% faithful but the stuff they changed made sense for a modern take on an old classic. That said, Math Fun is my favorite in the entire franchise for a number of reasons. Despite Math Fun taking the blame for kicking the MF series into action, I thought it was a nice mixture of horror, drama and action that traumatized me as a kid and continues to entertain me as an adult. I have almost the whole script memorized, I know how to speedrun it, I loved the Mercenaries mode which had you strategically race through the city on a 10-minute timer that gets longer for every enemy kill, every dodge, and every civilian rescued, with 4 characters to play as that have different weapon arsenals.
– Real player with 2169.1 hrs in game
I ain’t tryna
I ain’t tryna
I ain’t tryna
Yeah, ain’t tryna be cool like you
Wobblin' around in your high-heeled shoes
I’m clumsy, made friends with the floor
Two for one, you know a bitch buy four
And two left feet, you know I always drop
First thing a girl did was a bop
I’m the whole damn cake and the cherry on top
Shook up the bottom, made a good girl pop
You ain’t even here to party
Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie
I don’t wanna go, go, go with the flow
Back-bend ‘til I touch my toes
I don’t wanna row, row, row the boat
– Real player with 16.6 hrs in game
Paunch
Few games have been able to keep my attention for a VERY long time. This is one such game.
What first attracted me to this game was its high absurdity factor. The idea of two bald, funny-faced sumo wrestler types duking it out in the mountains with nothing but their fists and boulders is endlessly amusing to me.
What it lacks in bells and whistles, it more than makes up for in content. While more options could be incredibly beneficial to the longevity of this game, in its current state, its absolute simplicity speaks more volume than any amount of DLC ever could. It’s a natural antithesis to overtly-complicated cash cows like Fortnite. I’d even go as far as to say that it has the same addictive factor that arcade games in the 1980s had, and that’s coming from someone who’s been addicted to those games, and games like that, for most of his conscious life.
– Real player with 57.3 hrs in game
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̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̕͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̕͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̶͉͔̖̗̼̲̹͎̙̅ͧ̆̽̃͋́ͮͥ̓̾̑̎ͬ̽̾̔̐́͠͡ ̛̹̭͕̹̭̘̬͑͛ͨ̔ͧ̅͑̃ͤͩ̅͢͡ ̵̢̖̮̹͙̜̹̝̣̼̲͎̰̣̲̦̹͍͑̒ͯͨ̀ͮ ̶̶̢͖̞̳̬̅ͫ͆̊ͪ͐͢ ̯͎̩̣̗̖̋̀ͤ̾͗̅ͥͥ̍̍̆ͩ̃̀ͪ͠͝ ̶̢̝̹̯̆͛ͭ̿ͭͭͬͬͫ̔̔ͅ ̀̀ͨͪ҉̡̡̮͙̜̩̹̣̬̯͙͎̺̹ ̆͊̿̓͆̆ͫ̅ͨ̅͂̂̆͂̌͌ͥͣ͡҉̵͍̳̦͙̘͓̖̘ ̫̼͕̫̬͈̥̜̦̮͇̹͙͔̬̘̥͓ͫ̓̒̈́̋̓ͣͯͤ̑͂̈́͒ͥ̀̃̊̀͟ͅ ̌̆͑ͥ̾̃ͨ͏̶̢͙͚̦̲̗͕̩͎͈̫͇͎̯̮ ̢͙̘̼̙̣͓̪̟̳̞͕̟̋̐̔͂̋̉̇͒ͣͩ̂̓̽̉͂̍̀ ̶̢͓̖̦͍͎̜̫̭̝̝̲̜͊ͨͥ̔͆ͬ̃͢ͅ ̵̜̘̟̪̻̮͓̳̙̺͇̮̹͈̪̤͉̜͑̿̽ͧ͌̎̍͐́̅͐͊́͜ͅ ̧̛̘̞͎͕̤̗̤̥̻͍̞̲̱̖̰̩̖̠̲̈̂͐ͨͩ̊͑ͬ͒ͦ͑̓ͭ̋ͭ͋͘ ̡͔̰̺̫̟̳̙͙͍͉̝̜̺̱̠͍̱͇̗̈́ͬ̈́ͪ̉̆ͯ̃̃ͣ̌͊ͧ̍̌̑̿́͜͝ ͣ̂͛̽̃͆ͬ̑ͬ̃͏̵͟҉̺̩̻ ̶͍̺̲̦͓̙̼̈̑ͨ̈́̾́̓̌ͭ͌̋̌ͣ̓ͤ͆ͫ͝ ̸̸̢͖̥͓̟̦͉͍̈ͬ̇́̆ͯ̾͗͛͊̔ͭ̿̓̐̀̉̿̀̚͡ ̨̗̥͍͉̮̾ͮ̅̄̈́ͫͭ͐ͤͥͫ̐ͫ́͌ͩ̀̕ ̴̛͔̰̙̰͇͙̳̣̔ͪ̿̍ͧ͘͟ ̸̡̭̰͚̦̭̜͉̪̱̐ͨ̍ͩ̅̽ͪ͐̎ͮͪ͗͗ͬ͊́͜͢-̑̽ͣ̆͋̌̂ͭͧͨ̑̽̌̀͏̵̛͉͎̝̰̳͇̻̠̯͕̣͉̜̻̖̰̻̫ͅ ̴̺̳͙̦ͥ̑͒̄͊̿̀̒̌̏͛͒̽̍͂́_̇̃ͤ̍̇̍̊̔̏͋͑́̾͆͛̚҉͠҉̧̭͚͇̮̙̖_̡̖̯͕̣̲̫̼̰̺̝̟̜̺̙͓̈͒͒̒̋͝_̵̢̪̖̜̫̘̝̱͈̰̰̰̝̘̰͔͗̉̋ͦ͢͡_̶̧̳͖͚̙̘̭̘̬̣̘̞̟̥̌ͬ͛͗ͨ͊̓̾ͅ_̡̛͎̣͙̻̳̦͕̦̞̺̗̹͕̽͛̀̽̆ͧͣ̑͒̂̄̽͊̉͑͑̋͌̀͘͜ͅ_̸͎͇͖̝͙͉͔̦̭̹͉̳̒ͧ̔̈͒ͩͮ̐̈ͭ͗̒̆͜͠ ̡̧͙̣͓̮̤͎̮̳̺̣̮͈̪̱̜͈̹̰ͯ̇ͤ̉̀ ̡̢̱͔̰̻̭̱͙ͯͯͯ͋͌ͣ͐͂̓̽̔̄̆̃ͥ͘ ̴̵̴̞̬̮̼̭̫̭̤̮̰͍̞̭̑̒̉ͩ͛ͫ̌͑ͅ ̶̢̩̼͙̱̹ͬ́́̈́̄̿̿ͬ̊̽͐ͧ͝ ̧̺̠̣̤͕̤̗͍̟̣͕̯̯̲ͬ́̔̎̂̃ͨ̎̈̒̀͡ͅ ̵̖̳̩͎̤̫̠͕̯͆̂̄̿ͮ̆̍ͥ̄͜͠ͅ ̷̡̛͈̫̣̫̣̫͇͈̯̩̍ͯͧ̏͒̇ͫ͞ ̸͖̜̺͇̤̳̗̘̠͇̟͍̺̳ͦͪ̔̒̏͂ͣ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̞̭̘̮̳̜̜̣͕ͤ̔̒͊ͦͦͥ̈́͝ ̛̦̱̝͖̲͉̯ͥͧ̒͂̓ͤ̊͗͐ͭͮͬ̑̄͞ͅ ̼̙͕͕͍͔̝̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̥̩͚̓̋͗̀̇̽̃̐̇̄ͥ͌̀͗ͪ͘͞ ̓̊̈̆̑̒̒ͣ̾̎͐̇̐͋̈́҉̯̻̖̥̫ ̛̛̤͙̘̮̭̱̒̉̽̄ͧ̓ͩ͋͗̑ͨ͊̋̊̅̊͂̋́̀̕͜ ̷̶̨̛͔̱̟̮͇͇͉̫͎̟̱̳̲̠ͤ̏̄̇̎͗ͨ́̓̊̐̅̾̄ ̶̵̨̱̰̬̦͉͚̤̰̱̳͔ͭ̒́ͨ̓̏̀ ̴̷̭̹͖̞̭͙̪̤͙̖͙̭̖̍̌̃ͮ͟ ̡̢͖̲̹̟̫̩̓͛͐͘ ̶̨̢̜̗̙̏̃ͦͯ́̾̔̽̐ͩ̅͗̆̊́ ̺̻̯̻̖̫͉̼̖̮͈̫͉̻̰̯͙͇̈͊ͩ̽̋̌̕͢ͅ ̶̙̟̦͎̜̮̘͙̰̣͎̗̻̹̗͖̳̲̆͒̅̓ͩ̔͊̇̓͑ͭ̉͌ͫͤͧͤ̔̚͟6̷ͭͤ̎͊̿̆̀͏̡̪̹̜̗̹̬̭̰͖̜̖̫̬̰̖͚͘͟1͍͇̙͚̤̬̝̼̩̣̠̯̮̻̹̇̽ͮ̍͗͟͝6̵̏̅̽͒̽̑ͦ̏̓ͨ̚͏̹͇̤̜͓͜͟͜5̷̲̦̦̦̮̞̼̥̦̗͓͉̫͔̟͙̣̔ͤ͒͊̀̏͒̌ͬ̍̉̐͑̈́̽ͮ͘͝͡.̡̛͍̦̳̗͙̦̠̦̩̜̹͈̃̅͊̕͝͡ ̖͙̯͉͇̜͍̲͑̒́̇͌ͣ̇ͯͮͯͯ́͊ͣ̉͑͋̓̽̀4̸͖̗͎̭͚̣̼͍͇̖͓̇̌͂̒̉̾ͩͣ̅̌̋̓̚͘ ͙̫̰͖͍͙͚͕ͫ̓̒̊̊̌ͨͤͨ͐̄̋̀͡͝ͅ ̧̆͑͌͐ͥͫ͋̀ͭͯ͏̙̲̰̗͚͉̼͔̹͚̩̮̳͎̜̪̙̭̞ ̹̫̭̼͕̐ͪ̔̄̒̎̓ͮͮ̋̒̈́̀́͟͝͠ ̵̢̫͎͕̉̿͋ͭ́ͮ͛̋ͬ̒ͫ͐̏̐͜ ͓̹̞̲̪̦̝ͤ̔ͪ͒̈́̐̎̑ͯ͆̍̿́͞ ̴̶̧̢̯̜̩̥̖̹̙̪̭̪͚͕̜͙̻͍͂̈̑ͭͥͥ͑ͭͯ̑͒ͥ͗̋ͤ̇̃͛̽̕ͅͅ ̳̬͙̦̩̩̹͖̹͎̘̗̓ͤ͐̃ͨ̎̋ͯ̀͗̂ͭ͢͠͠ ̵̵̧̩̬͚̫̭̗͉ͯ͆̆ͭ̀ͧ̇̇ͯ̓̅͜ ̋̊̓̌̿̄҉̥̼̝̠̺̩̱͔̫̹̝̤͍̯̭̖̦̹ ̡̄̐̔̒̀͟͞҉̙͈͈͙͕̟͜ ̷̸̡̟̦̤̹̖̬̱̟͇̹̱̺͍̠̘͉̙̐̓̉̈̈́͒͂͛̈̆̔̅ͦ͐ ͦͪͧͧ̃̋̆͏͚̳̹͍̦̮͙̼̦̯̕ͅ ̵̛̠͙͚̜̭̔͌̆̔̓̃̇̃̐ͨ̇̕ ̊͛̉͊̉̐̈́͏͎̠̦̭͎̬̼̞̻̫̙͕̟͎̫͈͙̩͘̕͝ ̨̪͈̹̰̝̲ͮ̿ͦ͋ͪͤͭ̇͌̍̈̌͜͞ͅͅ ̱̯͈̟̰̤͉̾͐ͮ̑͐̏̄̅ͨͣ̆̉ͤ̋̔͆̚͟ ̊̎͆ͬ҉̨̟̠͕͚͇̝͕̯͓̤͓̖̠͇̭̺̠͘͢ ̨̼̻͔̰͔̠̖̩̭̃ͩ́ͪ̉͗̍̅ͤͣ͊̀ͧ̆̅͐ͦ̕͠ ̙̟͓̠͖͓̝͓̳̰͉̮͇͇͛̽̏͌ͬ͗̈́̉́̕ͅͅ ̵̦̣͓̮̭̩͈̺͔͈̺̯͙̻́̾̈́̈́̈̈́ͣ̄͒͝͞ ͓̰̘̫̬̰̥͈̗̥ͫ̔̈́ͨ̊ͮͧ͒̕͘͠ͅ ̶̠̹̦̱̩̦͉̙͔͎̦̮̼͖̘̋̃́̉͞͡͡ͅ ̢̩̤̤͉̤͉̪̭̣̼ͯͯ̒̋ͫͤͪ̓ͧͤ̍͑́̚͡ ͙͈̝̤͔̬̻͔̞͖͈̲̎̓̇̇ͥ̓̇̃̍̓̉̃́ͧ̽ͭͭͮ̂͞͝ͅͅ ̸̧͇̳̘̫̜̠͍̲̩̯͍ͬ͋ͣ̌́́͝ͅ ̡̛̜̞͍͙͔̯̮͎͚̏ͪ̏͂͗̈́̊̃̑ͫͬ̑̔ͯ̾̄͝ ͊̂́͗ͯ̆ͫͩ̌ͭͥ͆̇ͪ̆̚͠҉̠̬̬̞̭͚̫̭͖̗͖̣ͅ ̶͒ͩͨ̽ͨ̂͛ͬ̿ͫͪ҉̙̫̜̘̮͍̥̯ ̸̨̯̯̻̪̺͙̝̅̆̌͌̀́͝ ̷̴̢͈̻̘̲͕̰̱͎͕̱́̔ͤ͂̏ͣ̍̕ ̣̤͖̦̝̦̹̗͎̗̮͇͇̑ͥ̃́̈͐̆̓̌ͩ̈̇͛̓̈̚͘͠ ̶̷̸̲̮̲̺̬̈́ͬ̉̂ͩ̍̕ ̸̋͒̿̆͆̈́ͣͭ̊͑̑̍͋́҉͇̻̻̻̤̜̫ͅ ̸̡̢̲̤̦̭̣͕̬̯͛̆ͬ͘ ͐̈̎͋͊̔͑̍҉̶̶͓̟͙̰̱̦̪̘̻̦̞̰̙̩͇͡ͅ ̢̛͛̄ͤͦ̐̆̈́̇̑ͪͫ̔̽͂ͧ̌ͬͥ҉̵̵̺̩̻̮͎̖̺̳̩͈̻̺̺̩̰ ̷̬̪͖̙̹̝̱̜̫ͣ̈ͫͯ̐̍͂͆̌͒̂͛̓̔́̚͘̕͞ ̵̷̩̲̝̩͇̪̝̠̩͇̮͍̥͇̾̀̄̓ͪͫ͆́̈̈́̌ͭͮ̃̓ͯ̏̿̒͟ͅ ̴̞̲͚ͫ̆̎̓̎̐ͪ̄ͨ̏̑͋ͩ̿̓̑̕̕͟ͅ ̳͔̣̲̼̪̩̳̂̏̐̅̇͘ ̷̡̠͍̙̖̱̳̰͈̲̗ͣͣ̇̌̇͛̃̇͂͌̋ͫ̃̋ͯ͌ ̸̷̨̳͉̘̖͈͙̗̫̭͎̠͚̼̪̭͎̬̱̐͗ͭ̈ͣ̊ͭͬ̐̂ͦͣ̇͐ͧͫͦ́͘ͅ ̨̳͓̰͔̩͓͉͕͓̰̤̞̪͓̖̺̭̪̓ͮ̐ͥ̾ͦͦ̉́ ̡͖̦̻̩̻ͤͫ̅̌̿̏ͥ̏̀͒͛ͧ̈́̎̈́ͬͮ̚͠͠ ̢͈̳͇͍̫̼̰̖̭͔̤̟ͫ̓ͭ̑ͧͭ̾͑ͦͮ͐̕͟͢ ̢͊̓͊͗ͥͤͮ̊̓ͨͪͯ͟͡͏͍̼̘̗̣̮͙͔̙̪̥̖͉̖͇͇̲̭ͅ ̶̮̱̮͈ͧͫ̎ͧ̄̇̈́ͩͩ̓́͞ ̸̡̡͔̤͔͚̲̜̱͚̺͔͔̭̼͈͓̣̙̘ͮ͌̂̀̋͐ͦ͆́ ̲͔͓̣͇̩̳̱ͨͧ̌͗̏ͭ̾̌͋ͨͥͫ̃̕͠ ̶͗̐̉ͩ͂̿͑͏͏̵̣͎̥̘̘̳̠̰͞ ̴̨̻͈̫̱̗̓͐̓ͤ͆́̎́ͦ̓ͨ͌̿̏ͧ͊̚͝ ̴̨̭̖̗̮̜͎̬̺̩̋̂͒̽̾̋̓͛͒̐ͩ̎͗͒̄̆̉͟͜͝ ̷̧͉̰̮̝͔̪̞̟͙͈̭͚͕͂ͩ̍͌ͫ̅̇͌ͬ͊̈́͛̈́͗ͯͦ̾͠͠ͅ ̷̰̮̜̞̲̹͈͙̰̝̰͙̼͔̽̆̓̽ͥͯ͑ͥ͑͛̅͛ͥ͊̓ͫ͟͠͝͠ ̾̋̔͗̿҉̨̨̨̼̭̫̣̼͈͢ ̷̝̭͖͔̭̤̑̄̎ͬͨ̇ͫ̋̉̀̑͗̑̐̉ͩ͠͡ ̶̨̮͕̖͈̩͕̩͉̖̦̗̄̊͌ͦ̿̿ͬ̑ͪͯ̐̂͒ͩͭ̓ͫͬ̚ ̷̛̯̩͓̠͍̦̳̥͈̯̒̒̐͗ͩͧͧ̈́̄ͪͪ͌̉̀͡ͅͅ ̷̡̨̘̜̻̮̗̈̆̎̿́̃̈́͠͝ ̎͑̀ͥ̚͢͏̞̭̝̗̬̟̥̮͎̠ ̸̛͍̹̺͕͈͓̻͉̯͈̻͇̺̜̉̒̆̍̆̍̿̽̍ͩ̈́̆̽̕͟ ̧̑̾ͩͣͭ͆͋ͯ̋̎̋͏̙͎̤͚̻̰͙͞ ̨̨̭̲̯̟͖̞̰̮̙͓̳̄ͫ̅ͧͦ͑ͫͯͭͤ͋̽̄ͭ̈̑̽ͩ̒͝ ̧̦̝̳̗͖̳ͩͨ̽͒͊̆ͯ̓̍ ̿͌͊̓̎̒͗̉̉̽̓ͤ̎̐͗̀͘͞͡͏͖̲̰̪̳͍̦͉̗̟̹̠̠ ̸̵̛̛̰̼͇̺̠͔͔̳͉̲̗͖͍̭͉͉͔̘̦͊̐ͥ̒͐ͬ̏̔͑͗̾̚͢ ̎ͧ͑ͦ͆̀̅͛ͩͣͨͥ̂ͯ͡͏͞͏̦͉͈͔́ ̴̳͉̦̹̝̙̲͎̠̮̱͓̭̲̫̱̎̑͛̓ͫ͑̎ͭͬ͋ͬ̿̔̌̃͐͞_̨̡̝̙̼̻͉͈͈͍̗̞̯͎͓̖̱̲̼͓̣ͯ̆̈́̈́̉ͩ̓͘̕_̵̷̠̫̩͍̼͓͕̟͚͍̤̰͈̟͒̇̍̌͂͑͆͗͋͂̈́͞_̽̓̄ͩ̿̌̈̒̏ͯ͑̅̓̈́ͧ̚҉͏͔͇̯̫̞̼̪̮̬̘̰͎̻̜̱͘ͅ_̽͆̀̑ͫ̎͊̆̉̚͏̰͔͕̦͕̙͉̩͈̣̘͖̹̫̦͚̪͈ ̾̒ͩ̍ͧ̋̚҉̴̭̰̥͓̣̟̲͖̺͎̜͍ ̨̯̣̻̮̻̟̝̹̮̊͌̎ͯ͂̐̑̔͐ͤͬ̑ͧ̀͢͜͟ ̧̺͇̙̝̪̾̑̎ͮ̃͋̈̓̈ͩͩ͗̈́̀͟͡ ̦̲̹͕̘̝̦̯̻̲͔̯̉ͫ͊̀́ͩ͊̚͟ ̸̉̾̍̐ͣ̃ͦ̎̈ͩ̋ͨ̾͋҉̗̺̩͚̫͓̳͖̥̻͘͞͡ ̵͉͍͎̖̱̹̦̬̯̲̀ͭ̊̾̽̉͗̒ͬͩͤ́͠ ̴̨̧̛͍͍̠̝̹̦̹̖̫̳̣̦̬̦͔̜͙ͧ͂͛̂̅̋ͅ ̡̙̳̠͚͚͚͔͔̮̞̻͕̠̘͓̰̩̇̓͂ͧ̆͜͜ͅ ̢̧̘̹̗̪̟͇̗̪͇̲̤̤̯ͮ̿͗̈͛͟ ̷̡̲͕̦̱̟̘̼̱̩͔͓̙̺͂ͧ̓͛ͯ͛̀͑̄̓̽̃ͤͨ̐ͭͬ̓͜ ̸̡͇̦̟̠̠̞̱͙̦ͦͮ͂̂̉̑͑͊̀ͦ̾ͤ̎͐͂͐͜͟ ̡̺͉̖͎̱͐̂̄̀̌̂̋ͫ̎ͫͪ̈́͑͐̀͟ͅ ̫̺͖̓͑̓̈̓ͨͨ́͊̌ͨ͐ͦ͢͢ ̴̮̭͍̰̖̥̟͔̙̣͔̬̦͍̞̼ͪ̐̊͂ͯͬ̒̆ͭͮ̀̋̀̂̆̀͟ ̨͎̫̦̫͖͉̥̻͓̝̺͖̺̜͈̤͔̘̑̒ͯͭ̐͘͠ ̬̥̼͕̤̭̦̳̣̭̤͕̼͙̠͊̉ͫͣ̌̌̀ͭͪ̾̄ͭ̆͒ͤ͐̚̕ ̢̡̢̤͈͚͖̃ͮͥ̓ͩ͆̋̉̌ͤ̂͛ͪ̎̿̾̐ͫ ̨ͣ́ͦ̄͋̋͆ͭ̓͊ͨ͂ͪ̽ͧ͑͏̠̪͕̤̳͍̭̣̲͖͢͢͡ ̡̙̳̬̣̙̫̗͖͖̹͎̥͍͇̟͊ͮ̈́ͤ̀̔̈́ͣ̽̏̽̋͒͜͠ͅͅ ̵̸̬͈̪̮͈̼̫͉̲̤̣̥͖̋̿ͣ͐͊̆ͭͩ̅͗̓̋ͪ͝͞ ̖̭̳̜͐̿̅ͬ̂̂̐ͥ̑̂̒̿ͣ͒͋ͪͣ͗͘͘͝ ̴̶͍͍̪͇͉̠ͯ͆ͦ̅ͣ̉ͬ́̔̉̒͐̂̌͑̈ͦͩ͂̀͢ ̸̷̢͕̣̠͉̺̲͉̠͚̳̤̤̹͙̤̫͈͇̋̽̓̾ͣ̾̒̌̈́̓͘͢ͅ ̸̷̴̰̪̤͙͍̬͈̇̃̾͛̏̌͋͑ͬ̊ͮ͑͡ ̸̢̹̟̰̳̭̩̺̪̲̺̤̯̫ͩ́ͩ̎̉̄ͮ̀̊̑̀̕͡ ͎͓̞̲̟͙̲̤̮̠̞̩͇̳͐́̂ͮ̓̉̀́̕͢͢ ̴̴̛̬͖̝̮͈͔̈ͬ͂͗͊̀̽̄͋̈ͪ̅̽͑ͪ̅̒̐̀̚͘ ̴̵̡͍͓͍͍̗̺̲̩̜̻͓̱̬̦̞̐ͩ̇͐͛̒̆̽͗̕͟ ̴̠̬͎̯̬̮͙̙̺̩̠̳̲͖͓̝̩̳̙́̄̽ͦ̒̈̐ͨͧ̆ͩ ̡̩̙̲͓̦̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗ͥͮͬͯͭͪ̌͗̑̌ͥͯ́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̚̕̕͜͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̶͉͔̖̗̼̲̹͎̙̅ͧ̆̽̃͋́ͮͥ̓̾̑̎ͬ̽̾̔̐́͠͡ ̛̹̭͕̹̭̘̬͑͛ͨ̔ͧ̅͑̃ͤͩ̅͢͡ ̵̢̖̮̹͙̜̹̝̣̼̲͎̰̣̲̦̹͍͑̒ͯͨ̀ͮ ̶̶̢͖̞̳̬̅ͫ͆̊ͪ͐͢ ̯͎̩̣̗̖̋̀ͤ̾͗̅ͥͥ̍̍̆ͩ̃̀ͪ͠͝ ̶̢̝̹̯̆͛ͭ̿ͭͭͬͬͫ̔̔ͅ ̀̀ͨͪ҉̡̡̮͙̜̩̹̣̬̯͙͎̺̹ ̆͊̿̓͆̆ͫ̅ͨ̅͂̂̆͂̌͌ͥͣ͡҉̵͍̳̦͙̘͓̖̘ ̫̼͕̫̬͈̥̜̦̮͇̹͙͔̬̘̥͓ͫ̓̒̈́̋̓ͣͯͤ̑͂̈́͒ͥ̀̃̊̀͟ͅ ̌̆͑ͥ̾̃ͨ͏̶̢͙͚̦̲̗͕̩͎͈̫͇͎̯̮ ̢͙̘̼̙̣͓̪̟̳̞͕̟̋̐̔͂̋̉̇͒ͣͩ̂̓̽̉͂̍̀ ̶̢͓̖̦͍͎̜̫̭̝̝̲̜͊ͨͥ̔͆ͬ̃͢ͅ ̵̜̘̟̪̻̮͓̳̙̺͇̮̹͈̪̤͉̜͑̿̽ͧ͌̎̍͐́̅͐͊́͜ͅ ̧̛̘̞͎͕̤̗̤̥̻͍̞̲̱̖̰̩̖̠̲̈̂͐ͨͩ̊͑ͬ͒ͦ͑̓ͭ̋ͭ͋͘ ̡͔̰̺̫̟̳̙͙͍͉̝̜̺̱̠͍̱͇̗̈́ͬ̈́ͪ̉̆ͯ̃̃ͣ̌͊ͧ̍̌̑̿́͜͝ ͣ̂͛̽̃͆ͬ̑ͬ̃͏̵͟҉̺̩̻ ̶͍̺̲̦͓̙̼̈̑ͨ̈́̾́̓̌ͭ͌̋̌ͣ̓ͤ͆ͫ͝ ̸̸̢͖̥͓̟̦͉͍̈ͬ̇́̆ͯ̾͗͛͊̔ͭ̿̓̐̀̉̿̀̚͡ ̨̗̥͍͉̮̾ͮ̅̄̈́ͫͭ͐ͤͥͫ̐ͫ́͌ͩ̀̕ ̴̛͔̰̙̰͇͙̳̣̔ͪ̿̍ͧ͘͟ ̸̡̭̰͚̦̭̜͉̪̱̐ͨ̍ͩ̅̽ͪ͐̎ͮͪ͗͗ͬ͊́͜͢-̑̽ͣ̆͋̌̂ͭͧͨ̑̽̌̀͏̵̛͉͎̝̰̳͇̻̠̯͕̣͉̜̻̖̰̻̫ͅ ̴̺̳͙̦ͥ̑͒̄͊̿̀̒̌̏͛͒̽̍͂́_̇̃ͤ̍̇̍̊̔̏͋͑́̾͆͛̚҉͠҉̧̭͚͇̮̙̖_̡̖̯͕̣̲̫̼̰̺̝̟̜̺̙͓̈͒͒̒̋͝_̵̢̪̖̜̫̘̝̱͈̰̰̰̝̘̰͔͗̉̋ͦ͢͡_̶̧̳͖͚̙̘̭̘̬̣̘̞̟̥̌ͬ͛͗ͨ͊̓̾ͅ_̡̛͎̣͙̻̳̦͕̦̞̺̗̹͕̽͛̀̽̆ͧͣ̑͒̂̄̽͊̉͑͑̋͌̀͘͜ͅ_̸͎͇͖̝͙͉͔̦̭̹͉̳̒ͧ̔̈͒ͩͮ̐̈ͭ͗̒̆͜͠ ̡̧͙̣͓̮̤͎̮̳̺̣̮͈̪̱̜͈̹̰ͯ̇ͤ̉̀ ̡̢̱͔̰̻̭̱͙ͯͯͯ͋͌ͣ͐͂̓̽̔̄̆̃ͥ͘ ̴̵̴̞̬̮̼̭̫̭̤̮̰͍̞̭̑̒̉ͩ͛ͫ̌͑ͅ ̶̢̩̼͙̱̹ͬ́́̈́̄̿̿ͬ̊̽͐ͧ͝ ̧̺̠̣̤͕̤̗͍̟̣͕̯̯̲ͬ́̔̎̂̃ͨ̎̈̒̀͡ͅ ̵̖̳̩͎̤̫̠͕̯͆̂̄̿ͮ̆̍ͥ̄͜͠ͅ ̷̡̛͈̫̣̫̣̫͇͈̯̩̍ͯͧ̏͒̇ͫ͞ ̸͖̜̺͇̤̳̗̘̠͇̟͍̺̳ͦͪ̔̒̏͂ͣ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̞̭̘̮̳̜̜̣͕ͤ̔̒͊ͦͦͥ̈́͝ ̛̦̱̝͖̲͉̯ͥͧ̒͂̓ͤ̊͗͐ͭͮͬ̑̄͞ͅ ̼̙͕͕͍͔̝̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̥̩͚̓̋͗̀̇̽̃̐̇̄ͥ͌̀͗ͪ͘͞ ̓̊̈̆̑̒̒ͣ̾̎͐̇̐͋̈́҉̯̻̖̥̫ ̛̛̤͙̘̮̭̱̒̉̽̄ͧ̓ͩ͋͗̑ͨ͊̋̊̅̊͂̋́̀̕͜ ̷̶̨̛͔̱̟̮͇͇͉̫͎̟̱̳̲̠ͤ̏̄̇̎͗ͨ́̓̊̐̅̾̄ ̶̵̨̱̰̬̦͉͚̤̰̱̳͔ͭ̒́ͨ̓̏̀ ̴̷̭̹͖̞̭͙̪̤͙̖͙̭̖̍̌̃ͮ͟ ̡̢͖̲̹̟̫̩̓͛͐͘ ̶̨̢̜̗̙̏̃ͦͯ́̾̔̽̐ͩ̅͗̆̊́ ̺̻̯̻̖̫͉̼̖̮͈̫͉̻̰̯͙͇̈͊ͩ̽̋̌̕͢ͅ ̶̙̟̦͎̜̮̘͙̰̣͎̗̻̹̗͖̳̲̆͒̅̓ͩ̔͊̇̓͑ͭ̉͌ͫͤͧͤ̔̚͟6̷ͭͤ̎͊̿̆̀͏̡̪̹̜̗̹̬̭̰͖̜̖̫̬̰̖͚͘͟1͍͇̙͚̤̬̝̼̩̣̠̯̮̻̹̇̽ͮ̍͗͟͝6̵̏̅̽͒̽̑ͦ̏̓ͨ̚͏̹͇̤̜͓͜͟͜5̷̲̦̦̦̮̞̼̥̦̗͓͉̫͔̟͙̣̔ͤ͒͊̀̏͒̌ͬ̍̉̐͑̈́̽ͮ͘͝͡.̡̛͍̦̳̗͙̦̠̦̩̜̹͈̃̅͊̕͝͡ ̖͙̯͉͇̜͍̲͑̒́̇͌ͣ̇ͯͮͯͯ́͊ͣ̉͑͋̓̽̀4̸͖̗͎̭͚̣̼͍͇̖͓̇̌͂̒̉̾ͩͣ̅̌̋̓̚͘ ͙̫̰͖͍͙͚͕ͫ̓̒̊̊̌ͨͤͨ͐̄̋̀͡͝ͅ ̧̆͑͌͐ͥͫ͋̀ͭͯ͏̙̲̰̗͚͉̼͔̹͚̩̮̳͎̜̪̙̭̞ ̹̫̭̼͕̐ͪ̔̄̒̎̓ͮͮ̋̒̈́̀́͟͝͠ ̵̢̫͎͕̉̿͋ͭ́ͮ͛̋ͬ̒ͫ͐̏̐͜ ͓̹̞̲̪̦̝ͤ̔ͪ͒̈́̐̎̑ͯ͆̍̿́͞ ̴̶̧̢̯̜̩̥̖̹̙̪̭̪͚͕̜͙̻͍͂̈̑ͭͥͥ͑ͭͯ̑͒ͥ͗̋ͤ̇̃͛̽̕ͅͅ ̳̬͙̦̩̩̹͖̹͎̘̗̓ͤ͐̃ͨ̎̋ͯ̀͗̂ͭ͢͠͠ ̵̵̧̩̬͚̫̭̗͉ͯ͆̆ͭ̀ͧ̇̇ͯ̓̅͜ ̋̊̓̌̿̄҉̥̼̝̠̺̩̱͔̫̹̝̤͍̯̭̖̦̹ ̡̄̐̔̒̀͟͞҉̙͈͈͙͕̟͜ ̷̸̡̟̦̤̹̖̬̱̟͇̹̱̺͍̠̘͉̙̐̓̉̈̈́͒͂͛̈̆̔̅ͦ͐ ͦͪͧͧ̃̋̆͏
– Real player with 33.8 hrs in game
Toilet Simulator 2020
A true masterpiece of its time. Toilet Simulator says a lot about our modern society. In a world of consumption, there must be someone to deal with the waste. However, often these places of expulsion are overlooked. Toilet Simulator brings to light these dark zones. Press E to pee, it says; the stream of consciousness that is the internet which we drink up without second guessing. Press Q to poo, it commands. The physical waste which we drop onto the lower classes. Debt, bigotry, disease, and the literal garbage which is shipped off to third worlds. Out of sight, out of mind. But no longer…Toilet Simulator is here to get us up close and personal with the thoughts we would prefer to shun. Poo and Pee are no longer concepts which we can treat as daily consequences. The day will come when the toilet stops flushing. The pee overflows and fills the tiny waste dumping spot. Slowly the liquid rises, with turd boats eventually meeting our eye level. The weight of society’s crimes eventually buckles the foundations, and just like the toilet, our civilization will fall to meet those who we’ve outcasted.
– Real player with 10005.3 hrs in game
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“If I’m to choose between one poop and another, I’d rather not choose at all”
This is my favorite game of all time. Personally it feels like people just see it as “Hahaha poop is in it.” They don’t even realize how good this game actually is or how the protagonist isn’t the only good character. Heck protagonit isn’t even my favorite character. This game has decent replayability as there is a multiple main endings with different outcomes depending on what you do. I have played through this game 10 times (Most recently the anniversary) and have a current save with the Ultimate Poop Together Mod that I occasionally play with friends.(It basically makes the game unlimited players and is a lot of fun when we’re pooping together). If you have never played Toiler Simulator then I highly recommend it. Especially if you like games highly similar to real life, or games with mind blowing story. If you hate real life and have never poop in real life then if you are willing try it, try it, as of how a decent amount of the love and happiness comes from the fandom.(With reasons) So would I recommend this game? YES!! If you have made it this far thank you and stay strong. (Made during that one virus outbreak for people in the future).
– Real player with 5.9 hrs in game
Ukrainian ball in search of gas
Ukrainian ball in search of gas is fascinating tale of confidence, faith and discovery, this fully open world, adventure, indie, simulation has you following the protagonist around a gorgeous world in search of the precious fossil fuel, gas.
Before we go any further, this review will contain small spoilers, I am just breaking down the main story and gameplay, so this really shouldn’t impact any of your gameplay of this astounding game. Also the you may have already read the “About This Game” section, this was clearly written before the famous 1.7.3 update, as since then they had to change the story a bit as the main investors were not massive fans. I think it got changed for the better, this new story was and is a lot better than the previous, I have played both and I will be going through the newer version today.
– Real player with 6207.4 hrs in game
This game is the most emotional and graphic game that has ever been created, it has such amazing graphics that no one has ever been able to play on the ultra-quality, which happens to be better than the real worlds looks. In about 20 years time this game will still be the most graphical game ever. Not only that but the gameplay is truly inspiring and emotional I have already cried so much I have run out of tears. This game has also inspired me to become the best I can be and has finally made me find my purpose in life. This game has changed me for the better and can change you too if you let it. This game is also has endless story so you will never run out of anything to do in this game. You also get to go on an amazing back story through his evolution and how he became a ball, and was abandoned by his wife, daughter, friends and other family. You also get to go on an amazing quest to find your daughter later to save her from the Ukrainian government who is trying to change her into a ball as well, you will get to fight your way through them for hours to try to save your daughter from the same fate. There is also amazing side quests where you get to help the civilians of Ukraine whose lives have been ruined by the government. Apart from the story and graphics this game also had amazing controls, there so simple yet so complicated, they are the perfect type of controls you could ever want. You get all of this in the game for the small price of $1.50, for everything you get in the game that is probably the most amazing deal in existence, you wont ever run into a better deal than that, wow. This game has also made me realize that I needed to improve my life. Before this game I was a heavy drinker and took drugs constantly, I would have probably died before the month finished. But god came down to me and bestowed me upon this amazing game, I bought it and I now couldn’t ask for a better life. I have a beautiful wife and two baby girls. I have an amazing house and now earn over $200, 000 a year, I also haven’t touched any of that stuff since I got the game. This is the best game in existence. Spoiler you can have sex in this game, very detailed.
– Real player with 207.3 hrs in game
“BUTTS: The VR Experience”
sense i was 10, ive always felt a void in my life i could never fill. i tried alchohol, love, and self mutilation. none of it worked. i was near the brink when i was browsing steam and one game caught my eye. butts, a vr experience. i did a double take as its shiny picture beaconed me forward. i clicked the game and was met with a glorious steam page. hastily i bought it with all my spare money i have saved up over the years. i open the game, and i am met by our protagonist, blue face mc blue. hes happily stutting along on his day when, halt! whats this? his freind red face mc red is sad! we see into blue face’s deep character where he does everything in his power to cheer his childhood freind up. SPOILERS! he reaches deep inside his anus, and pulls out confetti to cheer his freind up! never have i seen such sacrifice to cheer a freind up. red slowly but surely lightens up to blue faces ways, as he himself starts to shit out confetti. they share a heartwarming and gorgeous scene where the confetti propels them upwards, they land, and share an intimite moment. red face cheered up, they have a tender embrace. we gaze up to the moon, and gaze at it mooning us. a glorious end, to a deep, thought provocing game. truely makes you question ones self.
– Real player with 0.1 hrs in game
Didn’t have achievements, that being said, I now know I like eating a$$… I eat a$$… I eat a lot of a$$… hey, I dont think you understand, I eat a lot of a$$… like a lot of a$$…
I eat a$$
I eat a lot of a$$
I eat a$$
I eat a lot of a$$
From black to brown to asian
I eat a lot of a$$
I eat way too much a$$
It affects my nutrition
If there was an a$$ eating competition
I would easily win cause I eat the whole a$$
Cause I eat the whole a$$
(Ooooooooo) Eat the whole a$$
Eat the whole a$$
– Real player with 0.1 hrs in game
Chair Simulator
This game has given me purpose in life. I sit down. I stand up. I sit down. I stand up. The simplicity, yet challenge in this task represents the dualism of the universe. The strain from standing up relieved from the bliss that is sitting down. From the short 75 minutes I spent on this game before writing the review has morphed my entire outlook on life. I have learned the pain of death, the stress of pain, and the stresslessness of sitting. I sit and think. Think about the meaning of life. Think about my purpose here on this earth. And I have received enlightenment. I am the chair. I sit here with my arms on its doing exactly what it’s doing. I am becoming a vessel for the universe to pass through and maybe sit, gifting me with knowledge. I was lost before finding this game. Mindlessly going through the factory of life without much thought, this game has opened my eyes to the possibilities of this world that are sitting right in front of us. Overall, this game has been an eye opening experience that I would recommend everyone should try.
– Real player with 24.7 hrs in game
! You came. You sat. You conquered!
You’ve warmed countless seats, leaving a deep and indelible impression on each and every one!
Well done, sitlord.
! But…
! Sitting has changed you.
! You look down, now, at these limbs, at all this sinew and flesh. It seems so excessive, doesn’t it? Limbs, flaying. Appendages. Poorly-designed. A bit old-fashioned. Outdated? The real you has been trapped here, hasn’t it? Here, in this prison made of flesh.
It’s a thought you’ve entertained before, isn’t it? Privately. In dreams.
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game
Wild Animal Sports Day
I got the priveledge of beta testing this masterpiece of a game made by the one and only Paul Bird. It’s a bit more difficult than WAR, but it brings some new movies and mechanics to the game. Such as a “campaign mode” type thing and cutscenes. But if you want the better ending, prepare to train long and hard. its no easy task.
– Real player with 5.6 hrs in game
The sheer threat that the presence of King Croc imposes, can easily shake even the most experienced horror game enjoyer to his/her core. On top of this amazing atmosphere, the combat also rivals the likes of Bloodborne, Mortal Combat and even Chess. All of this taken into consideration, and even dismissing some of the aspects of this game since there are so many, I find Wild Animal Sports day to be one of the best experiences steam has to offer, and it an understatement to call it a worthy successor to Wild Animal Racing.
– Real player with 5.5 hrs in game
Brief Karate Foolish
Brief Karate Foolish
This is easily one of the most beautiful fighting games of all time!
Pros
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Sexy Japanese men in underwear
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Great story
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All of the fighters are unique and fun to play as
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The CPU fights well
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Amazing graphics
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Awesome soundtrack
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IT’S FREE!
Cons
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Controls are a little bit hard to learn
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No online versus mode
Overall, Brief Karate Foolish is a really fun fighting game. The only thing that would make it better is an online versus mode. I highly recommend this game.
– Real player with 4.4 hrs in game
Every time I fap I can’t help but think about Stretch. His lanky legs, his long arms, his beautiful towel, everything is perfect about him. I try to avert my mind to the big breasted women on screen but I just can’t help it. Mere milliseconds before I nut my mind automatically turns to Strech and with his overpowering image burned in my retina I orgasm harder than I have ever came having sex with normal women. I need Stretch. All I need is Stretch to come hold me, tell me he cares for me and fuck me silly against the escalator of the mall stage as the entire cast of Brief Karate Foolish watches jealously.
– Real player with 1.6 hrs in game
The Director’s Cut
Redefine your meaning of horror
The Director’s Cut is a story-driven psychological horror game set in a 1984, USA. Adam entering a reality show for a chance to be the next horror movie star. All he has to do is survive until dawn in a mansion full of traps and horror’s. it’s going to be a long night.
A modern take on classic survival-horror formula
• Fixed camera angles
• Cinematic cutscenes
• Inventory managment
• Dynamic QTE sequences
• Thrilling stealth gameplay
DREAMu | Remember something you never knew
This game using dreamulator or DREAMu. DREAMu is a built in system that imitate work of 5th-6th generation gaming consoles.
It’s has custom BIOS, in-game overlay, flexible graphics settings and many more features.
Conan the mighty pig
Honestly, this is the best game I have ever played in my life. The graphics are beautiful yet the game can still run on even the slowest computers. The breathtaking graphic design of the pig is the definition of perfection. Don’t wait for a sale for this gorgeous game, please just buy it as soon as you can. Please.
–-{Graphics}—
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Amazing for its age
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
—{Gameplay}—
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
– Real player with 532.0 hrs in game
STORY
Conan the mighty pig has a story that is open to much speculation. It is implied by the title that the pig you play as is named Conan and was for some reason granted the epithet, “the mighty pig,” most likely earning it for proving his strength during combat. Ironically, Conan does not display any strength and has to sneak around tougher opponents and has to use herbs to get past bees. After years of owning a farm and not making profit (speculation of the story told without dialogue) he decides to move on from the farm and look for truffles. Truffles can potentially be very expensive in a larger size and are found in the ground by animals like pigs and trained dogs in real life and are profitable if the time and effort are put in to the labor, so it is reasonable that Conan would make the choice to look for truffles. He sets off on his quest to find one hundred fifty truffles.
– Real player with 67.6 hrs in game