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Few games have been able to keep my attention for a VERY long time. This is one such game.
What first attracted me to this game was its high absurdity factor. The idea of two bald, funny-faced sumo wrestler types duking it out in the mountains with nothing but their fists and boulders is endlessly amusing to me.
What it lacks in bells and whistles, it more than makes up for in content. While more options could be incredibly beneficial to the longevity of this game, in its current state, its absolute simplicity speaks more volume than any amount of DLC ever could. It’s a natural antithesis to overtly-complicated cash cows like Fortnite. I’d even go as far as to say that it has the same addictive factor that arcade games in the 1980s had, and that’s coming from someone who’s been addicted to those games, and games like that, for most of his conscious life.
– Real player with 57.3 hrs in game
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̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̕͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̕͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̶͉͔̖̗̼̲̹͎̙̅ͧ̆̽̃͋́ͮͥ̓̾̑̎ͬ̽̾̔̐́͠͡ ̛̹̭͕̹̭̘̬͑͛ͨ̔ͧ̅͑̃ͤͩ̅͢͡ ̵̢̖̮̹͙̜̹̝̣̼̲͎̰̣̲̦̹͍͑̒ͯͨ̀ͮ ̶̶̢͖̞̳̬̅ͫ͆̊ͪ͐͢ ̯͎̩̣̗̖̋̀ͤ̾͗̅ͥͥ̍̍̆ͩ̃̀ͪ͠͝ ̶̢̝̹̯̆͛ͭ̿ͭͭͬͬͫ̔̔ͅ ̀̀ͨͪ҉̡̡̮͙̜̩̹̣̬̯͙͎̺̹ ̆͊̿̓͆̆ͫ̅ͨ̅͂̂̆͂̌͌ͥͣ͡҉̵͍̳̦͙̘͓̖̘ ̫̼͕̫̬͈̥̜̦̮͇̹͙͔̬̘̥͓ͫ̓̒̈́̋̓ͣͯͤ̑͂̈́͒ͥ̀̃̊̀͟ͅ ̌̆͑ͥ̾̃ͨ͏̶̢͙͚̦̲̗͕̩͎͈̫͇͎̯̮ ̢͙̘̼̙̣͓̪̟̳̞͕̟̋̐̔͂̋̉̇͒ͣͩ̂̓̽̉͂̍̀ ̶̢͓̖̦͍͎̜̫̭̝̝̲̜͊ͨͥ̔͆ͬ̃͢ͅ ̵̜̘̟̪̻̮͓̳̙̺͇̮̹͈̪̤͉̜͑̿̽ͧ͌̎̍͐́̅͐͊́͜ͅ ̧̛̘̞͎͕̤̗̤̥̻͍̞̲̱̖̰̩̖̠̲̈̂͐ͨͩ̊͑ͬ͒ͦ͑̓ͭ̋ͭ͋͘ ̡͔̰̺̫̟̳̙͙͍͉̝̜̺̱̠͍̱͇̗̈́ͬ̈́ͪ̉̆ͯ̃̃ͣ̌͊ͧ̍̌̑̿́͜͝ ͣ̂͛̽̃͆ͬ̑ͬ̃͏̵͟҉̺̩̻ ̶͍̺̲̦͓̙̼̈̑ͨ̈́̾́̓̌ͭ͌̋̌ͣ̓ͤ͆ͫ͝ ̸̸̢͖̥͓̟̦͉͍̈ͬ̇́̆ͯ̾͗͛͊̔ͭ̿̓̐̀̉̿̀̚͡ ̨̗̥͍͉̮̾ͮ̅̄̈́ͫͭ͐ͤͥͫ̐ͫ́͌ͩ̀̕ ̴̛͔̰̙̰͇͙̳̣̔ͪ̿̍ͧ͘͟ ̸̡̭̰͚̦̭̜͉̪̱̐ͨ̍ͩ̅̽ͪ͐̎ͮͪ͗͗ͬ͊́͜͢-̑̽ͣ̆͋̌̂ͭͧͨ̑̽̌̀͏̵̛͉͎̝̰̳͇̻̠̯͕̣͉̜̻̖̰̻̫ͅ ̴̺̳͙̦ͥ̑͒̄͊̿̀̒̌̏͛͒̽̍͂́_̇̃ͤ̍̇̍̊̔̏͋͑́̾͆͛̚҉͠҉̧̭͚͇̮̙̖_̡̖̯͕̣̲̫̼̰̺̝̟̜̺̙͓̈͒͒̒̋͝_̵̢̪̖̜̫̘̝̱͈̰̰̰̝̘̰͔͗̉̋ͦ͢͡_̶̧̳͖͚̙̘̭̘̬̣̘̞̟̥̌ͬ͛͗ͨ͊̓̾ͅ_̡̛͎̣͙̻̳̦͕̦̞̺̗̹͕̽͛̀̽̆ͧͣ̑͒̂̄̽͊̉͑͑̋͌̀͘͜ͅ_̸͎͇͖̝͙͉͔̦̭̹͉̳̒ͧ̔̈͒ͩͮ̐̈ͭ͗̒̆͜͠ ̡̧͙̣͓̮̤͎̮̳̺̣̮͈̪̱̜͈̹̰ͯ̇ͤ̉̀ ̡̢̱͔̰̻̭̱͙ͯͯͯ͋͌ͣ͐͂̓̽̔̄̆̃ͥ͘ ̴̵̴̞̬̮̼̭̫̭̤̮̰͍̞̭̑̒̉ͩ͛ͫ̌͑ͅ ̶̢̩̼͙̱̹ͬ́́̈́̄̿̿ͬ̊̽͐ͧ͝ ̧̺̠̣̤͕̤̗͍̟̣͕̯̯̲ͬ́̔̎̂̃ͨ̎̈̒̀͡ͅ ̵̖̳̩͎̤̫̠͕̯͆̂̄̿ͮ̆̍ͥ̄͜͠ͅ ̷̡̛͈̫̣̫̣̫͇͈̯̩̍ͯͧ̏͒̇ͫ͞ ̸͖̜̺͇̤̳̗̘̠͇̟͍̺̳ͦͪ̔̒̏͂ͣ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̞̭̘̮̳̜̜̣͕ͤ̔̒͊ͦͦͥ̈́͝ ̛̦̱̝͖̲͉̯ͥͧ̒͂̓ͤ̊͗͐ͭͮͬ̑̄͞ͅ ̼̙͕͕͍͔̝̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̥̩͚̓̋͗̀̇̽̃̐̇̄ͥ͌̀͗ͪ͘͞ ̓̊̈̆̑̒̒ͣ̾̎͐̇̐͋̈́҉̯̻̖̥̫ ̛̛̤͙̘̮̭̱̒̉̽̄ͧ̓ͩ͋͗̑ͨ͊̋̊̅̊͂̋́̀̕͜ ̷̶̨̛͔̱̟̮͇͇͉̫͎̟̱̳̲̠ͤ̏̄̇̎͗ͨ́̓̊̐̅̾̄ ̶̵̨̱̰̬̦͉͚̤̰̱̳͔ͭ̒́ͨ̓̏̀ ̴̷̭̹͖̞̭͙̪̤͙̖͙̭̖̍̌̃ͮ͟ ̡̢͖̲̹̟̫̩̓͛͐͘ ̶̨̢̜̗̙̏̃ͦͯ́̾̔̽̐ͩ̅͗̆̊́ ̺̻̯̻̖̫͉̼̖̮͈̫͉̻̰̯͙͇̈͊ͩ̽̋̌̕͢ͅ ̶̙̟̦͎̜̮̘͙̰̣͎̗̻̹̗͖̳̲̆͒̅̓ͩ̔͊̇̓͑ͭ̉͌ͫͤͧͤ̔̚͟6̷ͭͤ̎͊̿̆̀͏̡̪̹̜̗̹̬̭̰͖̜̖̫̬̰̖͚͘͟1͍͇̙͚̤̬̝̼̩̣̠̯̮̻̹̇̽ͮ̍͗͟͝6̵̏̅̽͒̽̑ͦ̏̓ͨ̚͏̹͇̤̜͓͜͟͜5̷̲̦̦̦̮̞̼̥̦̗͓͉̫͔̟͙̣̔ͤ͒͊̀̏͒̌ͬ̍̉̐͑̈́̽ͮ͘͝͡.̡̛͍̦̳̗͙̦̠̦̩̜̹͈̃̅͊̕͝͡ ̖͙̯͉͇̜͍̲͑̒́̇͌ͣ̇ͯͮͯͯ́͊ͣ̉͑͋̓̽̀4̸͖̗͎̭͚̣̼͍͇̖͓̇̌͂̒̉̾ͩͣ̅̌̋̓̚͘ ͙̫̰͖͍͙͚͕ͫ̓̒̊̊̌ͨͤͨ͐̄̋̀͡͝ͅ ̧̆͑͌͐ͥͫ͋̀ͭͯ͏̙̲̰̗͚͉̼͔̹͚̩̮̳͎̜̪̙̭̞ ̹̫̭̼͕̐ͪ̔̄̒̎̓ͮͮ̋̒̈́̀́͟͝͠ ̵̢̫͎͕̉̿͋ͭ́ͮ͛̋ͬ̒ͫ͐̏̐͜ ͓̹̞̲̪̦̝ͤ̔ͪ͒̈́̐̎̑ͯ͆̍̿́͞ ̴̶̧̢̯̜̩̥̖̹̙̪̭̪͚͕̜͙̻͍͂̈̑ͭͥͥ͑ͭͯ̑͒ͥ͗̋ͤ̇̃͛̽̕ͅͅ ̳̬͙̦̩̩̹͖̹͎̘̗̓ͤ͐̃ͨ̎̋ͯ̀͗̂ͭ͢͠͠ ̵̵̧̩̬͚̫̭̗͉ͯ͆̆ͭ̀ͧ̇̇ͯ̓̅͜ ̋̊̓̌̿̄҉̥̼̝̠̺̩̱͔̫̹̝̤͍̯̭̖̦̹ ̡̄̐̔̒̀͟͞҉̙͈͈͙͕̟͜ ̷̸̡̟̦̤̹̖̬̱̟͇̹̱̺͍̠̘͉̙̐̓̉̈̈́͒͂͛̈̆̔̅ͦ͐ ͦͪͧͧ̃̋̆͏͚̳̹͍̦̮͙̼̦̯̕ͅ ̵̛̠͙͚̜̭̔͌̆̔̓̃̇̃̐ͨ̇̕ ̊͛̉͊̉̐̈́͏͎̠̦̭͎̬̼̞̻̫̙͕̟͎̫͈͙̩͘̕͝ ̨̪͈̹̰̝̲ͮ̿ͦ͋ͪͤͭ̇͌̍̈̌͜͞ͅͅ ̱̯͈̟̰̤͉̾͐ͮ̑͐̏̄̅ͨͣ̆̉ͤ̋̔͆̚͟ ̊̎͆ͬ҉̨̟̠͕͚͇̝͕̯͓̤͓̖̠͇̭̺̠͘͢ ̨̼̻͔̰͔̠̖̩̭̃ͩ́ͪ̉͗̍̅ͤͣ͊̀ͧ̆̅͐ͦ̕͠ ̙̟͓̠͖͓̝͓̳̰͉̮͇͇͛̽̏͌ͬ͗̈́̉́̕ͅͅ ̵̦̣͓̮̭̩͈̺͔͈̺̯͙̻́̾̈́̈́̈̈́ͣ̄͒͝͞ ͓̰̘̫̬̰̥͈̗̥ͫ̔̈́ͨ̊ͮͧ͒̕͘͠ͅ ̶̠̹̦̱̩̦͉̙͔͎̦̮̼͖̘̋̃́̉͞͡͡ͅ ̢̩̤̤͉̤͉̪̭̣̼ͯͯ̒̋ͫͤͪ̓ͧͤ̍͑́̚͡ ͙͈̝̤͔̬̻͔̞͖͈̲̎̓̇̇ͥ̓̇̃̍̓̉̃́ͧ̽ͭͭͮ̂͞͝ͅͅ ̸̧͇̳̘̫̜̠͍̲̩̯͍ͬ͋ͣ̌́́͝ͅ ̡̛̜̞͍͙͔̯̮͎͚̏ͪ̏͂͗̈́̊̃̑ͫͬ̑̔ͯ̾̄͝ ͊̂́͗ͯ̆ͫͩ̌ͭͥ͆̇ͪ̆̚͠҉̠̬̬̞̭͚̫̭͖̗͖̣ͅ ̶͒ͩͨ̽ͨ̂͛ͬ̿ͫͪ҉̙̫̜̘̮͍̥̯ ̸̨̯̯̻̪̺͙̝̅̆̌͌̀́͝ ̷̴̢͈̻̘̲͕̰̱͎͕̱́̔ͤ͂̏ͣ̍̕ ̣̤͖̦̝̦̹̗͎̗̮͇͇̑ͥ̃́̈͐̆̓̌ͩ̈̇͛̓̈̚͘͠ ̶̷̸̲̮̲̺̬̈́ͬ̉̂ͩ̍̕ ̸̋͒̿̆͆̈́ͣͭ̊͑̑̍͋́҉͇̻̻̻̤̜̫ͅ ̸̡̢̲̤̦̭̣͕̬̯͛̆ͬ͘ ͐̈̎͋͊̔͑̍҉̶̶͓̟͙̰̱̦̪̘̻̦̞̰̙̩͇͡ͅ ̢̛͛̄ͤͦ̐̆̈́̇̑ͪͫ̔̽͂ͧ̌ͬͥ҉̵̵̺̩̻̮͎̖̺̳̩͈̻̺̺̩̰ ̷̬̪͖̙̹̝̱̜̫ͣ̈ͫͯ̐̍͂͆̌͒̂͛̓̔́̚͘̕͞ ̵̷̩̲̝̩͇̪̝̠̩͇̮͍̥͇̾̀̄̓ͪͫ͆́̈̈́̌ͭͮ̃̓ͯ̏̿̒͟ͅ ̴̞̲͚ͫ̆̎̓̎̐ͪ̄ͨ̏̑͋ͩ̿̓̑̕̕͟ͅ ̳͔̣̲̼̪̩̳̂̏̐̅̇͘ ̷̡̠͍̙̖̱̳̰͈̲̗ͣͣ̇̌̇͛̃̇͂͌̋ͫ̃̋ͯ͌ ̸̷̨̳͉̘̖͈͙̗̫̭͎̠͚̼̪̭͎̬̱̐͗ͭ̈ͣ̊ͭͬ̐̂ͦͣ̇͐ͧͫͦ́͘ͅ ̨̳͓̰͔̩͓͉͕͓̰̤̞̪͓̖̺̭̪̓ͮ̐ͥ̾ͦͦ̉́ ̡͖̦̻̩̻ͤͫ̅̌̿̏ͥ̏̀͒͛ͧ̈́̎̈́ͬͮ̚͠͠ ̢͈̳͇͍̫̼̰̖̭͔̤̟ͫ̓ͭ̑ͧͭ̾͑ͦͮ͐̕͟͢ ̢͊̓͊͗ͥͤͮ̊̓ͨͪͯ͟͡͏͍̼̘̗̣̮͙͔̙̪̥̖͉̖͇͇̲̭ͅ ̶̮̱̮͈ͧͫ̎ͧ̄̇̈́ͩͩ̓́͞ ̸̡̡͔̤͔͚̲̜̱͚̺͔͔̭̼͈͓̣̙̘ͮ͌̂̀̋͐ͦ͆́ ̲͔͓̣͇̩̳̱ͨͧ̌͗̏ͭ̾̌͋ͨͥͫ̃̕͠ ̶͗̐̉ͩ͂̿͑͏͏̵̣͎̥̘̘̳̠̰͞ ̴̨̻͈̫̱̗̓͐̓ͤ͆́̎́ͦ̓ͨ͌̿̏ͧ͊̚͝ ̴̨̭̖̗̮̜͎̬̺̩̋̂͒̽̾̋̓͛͒̐ͩ̎͗͒̄̆̉͟͜͝ ̷̧͉̰̮̝͔̪̞̟͙͈̭͚͕͂ͩ̍͌ͫ̅̇͌ͬ͊̈́͛̈́͗ͯͦ̾͠͠ͅ ̷̰̮̜̞̲̹͈͙̰̝̰͙̼͔̽̆̓̽ͥͯ͑ͥ͑͛̅͛ͥ͊̓ͫ͟͠͝͠ ̾̋̔͗̿҉̨̨̨̼̭̫̣̼͈͢ ̷̝̭͖͔̭̤̑̄̎ͬͨ̇ͫ̋̉̀̑͗̑̐̉ͩ͠͡ ̶̨̮͕̖͈̩͕̩͉̖̦̗̄̊͌ͦ̿̿ͬ̑ͪͯ̐̂͒ͩͭ̓ͫͬ̚ ̷̛̯̩͓̠͍̦̳̥͈̯̒̒̐͗ͩͧͧ̈́̄ͪͪ͌̉̀͡ͅͅ ̷̡̨̘̜̻̮̗̈̆̎̿́̃̈́͠͝ ̎͑̀ͥ̚͢͏̞̭̝̗̬̟̥̮͎̠ ̸̛͍̹̺͕͈͓̻͉̯͈̻͇̺̜̉̒̆̍̆̍̿̽̍ͩ̈́̆̽̕͟ ̧̑̾ͩͣͭ͆͋ͯ̋̎̋͏̙͎̤͚̻̰͙͞ ̨̨̭̲̯̟͖̞̰̮̙͓̳̄ͫ̅ͧͦ͑ͫͯͭͤ͋̽̄ͭ̈̑̽ͩ̒͝ ̧̦̝̳̗͖̳ͩͨ̽͒͊̆ͯ̓̍ ̿͌͊̓̎̒͗̉̉̽̓ͤ̎̐͗̀͘͞͡͏͖̲̰̪̳͍̦͉̗̟̹̠̠ ̸̵̛̛̰̼͇̺̠͔͔̳͉̲̗͖͍̭͉͉͔̘̦͊̐ͥ̒͐ͬ̏̔͑͗̾̚͢ ̎ͧ͑ͦ͆̀̅͛ͩͣͨͥ̂ͯ͡͏͞͏̦͉͈͔́ ̴̳͉̦̹̝̙̲͎̠̮̱͓̭̲̫̱̎̑͛̓ͫ͑̎ͭͬ͋ͬ̿̔̌̃͐͞_̨̡̝̙̼̻͉͈͈͍̗̞̯͎͓̖̱̲̼͓̣ͯ̆̈́̈́̉ͩ̓͘̕_̵̷̠̫̩͍̼͓͕̟͚͍̤̰͈̟͒̇̍̌͂͑͆͗͋͂̈́͞_̽̓̄ͩ̿̌̈̒̏ͯ͑̅̓̈́ͧ̚҉͏͔͇̯̫̞̼̪̮̬̘̰͎̻̜̱͘ͅ_̽͆̀̑ͫ̎͊̆̉̚͏̰͔͕̦͕̙͉̩͈̣̘͖̹̫̦͚̪͈ ̾̒ͩ̍ͧ̋̚҉̴̭̰̥͓̣̟̲͖̺͎̜͍ ̨̯̣̻̮̻̟̝̹̮̊͌̎ͯ͂̐̑̔͐ͤͬ̑ͧ̀͢͜͟ ̧̺͇̙̝̪̾̑̎ͮ̃͋̈̓̈ͩͩ͗̈́̀͟͡ ̦̲̹͕̘̝̦̯̻̲͔̯̉ͫ͊̀́ͩ͊̚͟ ̸̉̾̍̐ͣ̃ͦ̎̈ͩ̋ͨ̾͋҉̗̺̩͚̫͓̳͖̥̻͘͞͡ ̵͉͍͎̖̱̹̦̬̯̲̀ͭ̊̾̽̉͗̒ͬͩͤ́͠ ̴̨̧̛͍͍̠̝̹̦̹̖̫̳̣̦̬̦͔̜͙ͧ͂͛̂̅̋ͅ ̡̙̳̠͚͚͚͔͔̮̞̻͕̠̘͓̰̩̇̓͂ͧ̆͜͜ͅ ̢̧̘̹̗̪̟͇̗̪͇̲̤̤̯ͮ̿͗̈͛͟ ̷̡̲͕̦̱̟̘̼̱̩͔͓̙̺͂ͧ̓͛ͯ͛̀͑̄̓̽̃ͤͨ̐ͭͬ̓͜ ̸̡͇̦̟̠̠̞̱͙̦ͦͮ͂̂̉̑͑͊̀ͦ̾ͤ̎͐͂͐͜͟ ̡̺͉̖͎̱͐̂̄̀̌̂̋ͫ̎ͫͪ̈́͑͐̀͟ͅ ̫̺͖̓͑̓̈̓ͨͨ́͊̌ͨ͐ͦ͢͢ ̴̮̭͍̰̖̥̟͔̙̣͔̬̦͍̞̼ͪ̐̊͂ͯͬ̒̆ͭͮ̀̋̀̂̆̀͟ ̨͎̫̦̫͖͉̥̻͓̝̺͖̺̜͈̤͔̘̑̒ͯͭ̐͘͠ ̬̥̼͕̤̭̦̳̣̭̤͕̼͙̠͊̉ͫͣ̌̌̀ͭͪ̾̄ͭ̆͒ͤ͐̚̕ ̢̡̢̤͈͚͖̃ͮͥ̓ͩ͆̋̉̌ͤ̂͛ͪ̎̿̾̐ͫ ̨ͣ́ͦ̄͋̋͆ͭ̓͊ͨ͂ͪ̽ͧ͑͏̠̪͕̤̳͍̭̣̲͖͢͢͡ ̡̙̳̬̣̙̫̗͖͖̹͎̥͍͇̟͊ͮ̈́ͤ̀̔̈́ͣ̽̏̽̋͒͜͠ͅͅ ̵̸̬͈̪̮͈̼̫͉̲̤̣̥͖̋̿ͣ͐͊̆ͭͩ̅͗̓̋ͪ͝͞ ̖̭̳̜͐̿̅ͬ̂̂̐ͥ̑̂̒̿ͣ͒͋ͪͣ͗͘͘͝ ̴̶͍͍̪͇͉̠ͯ͆ͦ̅ͣ̉ͬ́̔̉̒͐̂̌͑̈ͦͩ͂̀͢ ̸̷̢͕̣̠͉̺̲͉̠͚̳̤̤̹͙̤̫͈͇̋̽̓̾ͣ̾̒̌̈́̓͘͢ͅ ̸̷̴̰̪̤͙͍̬͈̇̃̾͛̏̌͋͑ͬ̊ͮ͑͡ ̸̢̹̟̰̳̭̩̺̪̲̺̤̯̫ͩ́ͩ̎̉̄ͮ̀̊̑̀̕͡ ͎͓̞̲̟͙̲̤̮̠̞̩͇̳͐́̂ͮ̓̉̀́̕͢͢ ̴̴̛̬͖̝̮͈͔̈ͬ͂͗͊̀̽̄͋̈ͪ̅̽͑ͪ̅̒̐̀̚͘ ̴̵̡͍͓͍͍̗̺̲̩̜̻͓̱̬̦̞̐ͩ̇͐͛̒̆̽͗̕͟ ̴̠̬͎̯̬̮͙̙̺̩̠̳̲͖͓̝̩̳̙́̄̽ͦ̒̈̐ͨͧ̆ͩ ̡̩̙̲͓̦̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗ͥͮͬͯͭͪ̌͗̑̌ͥͯ́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̚̕̕͜͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̶͉͔̖̗̼̲̹͎̙̅ͧ̆̽̃͋́ͮͥ̓̾̑̎ͬ̽̾̔̐́͠͡ ̛̹̭͕̹̭̘̬͑͛ͨ̔ͧ̅͑̃ͤͩ̅͢͡ ̵̢̖̮̹͙̜̹̝̣̼̲͎̰̣̲̦̹͍͑̒ͯͨ̀ͮ ̶̶̢͖̞̳̬̅ͫ͆̊ͪ͐͢ ̯͎̩̣̗̖̋̀ͤ̾͗̅ͥͥ̍̍̆ͩ̃̀ͪ͠͝ ̶̢̝̹̯̆͛ͭ̿ͭͭͬͬͫ̔̔ͅ ̀̀ͨͪ҉̡̡̮͙̜̩̹̣̬̯͙͎̺̹ ̆͊̿̓͆̆ͫ̅ͨ̅͂̂̆͂̌͌ͥͣ͡҉̵͍̳̦͙̘͓̖̘ ̫̼͕̫̬͈̥̜̦̮͇̹͙͔̬̘̥͓ͫ̓̒̈́̋̓ͣͯͤ̑͂̈́͒ͥ̀̃̊̀͟ͅ ̌̆͑ͥ̾̃ͨ͏̶̢͙͚̦̲̗͕̩͎͈̫͇͎̯̮ ̢͙̘̼̙̣͓̪̟̳̞͕̟̋̐̔͂̋̉̇͒ͣͩ̂̓̽̉͂̍̀ ̶̢͓̖̦͍͎̜̫̭̝̝̲̜͊ͨͥ̔͆ͬ̃͢ͅ ̵̜̘̟̪̻̮͓̳̙̺͇̮̹͈̪̤͉̜͑̿̽ͧ͌̎̍͐́̅͐͊́͜ͅ ̧̛̘̞͎͕̤̗̤̥̻͍̞̲̱̖̰̩̖̠̲̈̂͐ͨͩ̊͑ͬ͒ͦ͑̓ͭ̋ͭ͋͘ ̡͔̰̺̫̟̳̙͙͍͉̝̜̺̱̠͍̱͇̗̈́ͬ̈́ͪ̉̆ͯ̃̃ͣ̌͊ͧ̍̌̑̿́͜͝ ͣ̂͛̽̃͆ͬ̑ͬ̃͏̵͟҉̺̩̻ ̶͍̺̲̦͓̙̼̈̑ͨ̈́̾́̓̌ͭ͌̋̌ͣ̓ͤ͆ͫ͝ ̸̸̢͖̥͓̟̦͉͍̈ͬ̇́̆ͯ̾͗͛͊̔ͭ̿̓̐̀̉̿̀̚͡ ̨̗̥͍͉̮̾ͮ̅̄̈́ͫͭ͐ͤͥͫ̐ͫ́͌ͩ̀̕ ̴̛͔̰̙̰͇͙̳̣̔ͪ̿̍ͧ͘͟ ̸̡̭̰͚̦̭̜͉̪̱̐ͨ̍ͩ̅̽ͪ͐̎ͮͪ͗͗ͬ͊́͜͢-̑̽ͣ̆͋̌̂ͭͧͨ̑̽̌̀͏̵̛͉͎̝̰̳͇̻̠̯͕̣͉̜̻̖̰̻̫ͅ ̴̺̳͙̦ͥ̑͒̄͊̿̀̒̌̏͛͒̽̍͂́_̇̃ͤ̍̇̍̊̔̏͋͑́̾͆͛̚҉͠҉̧̭͚͇̮̙̖_̡̖̯͕̣̲̫̼̰̺̝̟̜̺̙͓̈͒͒̒̋͝_̵̢̪̖̜̫̘̝̱͈̰̰̰̝̘̰͔͗̉̋ͦ͢͡_̶̧̳͖͚̙̘̭̘̬̣̘̞̟̥̌ͬ͛͗ͨ͊̓̾ͅ_̡̛͎̣͙̻̳̦͕̦̞̺̗̹͕̽͛̀̽̆ͧͣ̑͒̂̄̽͊̉͑͑̋͌̀͘͜ͅ_̸͎͇͖̝͙͉͔̦̭̹͉̳̒ͧ̔̈͒ͩͮ̐̈ͭ͗̒̆͜͠ ̡̧͙̣͓̮̤͎̮̳̺̣̮͈̪̱̜͈̹̰ͯ̇ͤ̉̀ ̡̢̱͔̰̻̭̱͙ͯͯͯ͋͌ͣ͐͂̓̽̔̄̆̃ͥ͘ ̴̵̴̞̬̮̼̭̫̭̤̮̰͍̞̭̑̒̉ͩ͛ͫ̌͑ͅ ̶̢̩̼͙̱̹ͬ́́̈́̄̿̿ͬ̊̽͐ͧ͝ ̧̺̠̣̤͕̤̗͍̟̣͕̯̯̲ͬ́̔̎̂̃ͨ̎̈̒̀͡ͅ ̵̖̳̩͎̤̫̠͕̯͆̂̄̿ͮ̆̍ͥ̄͜͠ͅ ̷̡̛͈̫̣̫̣̫͇͈̯̩̍ͯͧ̏͒̇ͫ͞ ̸͖̜̺͇̤̳̗̘̠͇̟͍̺̳ͦͪ̔̒̏͂ͣ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̞̭̘̮̳̜̜̣͕ͤ̔̒͊ͦͦͥ̈́͝ ̛̦̱̝͖̲͉̯ͥͧ̒͂̓ͤ̊͗͐ͭͮͬ̑̄͞ͅ ̼̙͕͕͍͔̝̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̥̩͚̓̋͗̀̇̽̃̐̇̄ͥ͌̀͗ͪ͘͞ ̓̊̈̆̑̒̒ͣ̾̎͐̇̐͋̈́҉̯̻̖̥̫ ̛̛̤͙̘̮̭̱̒̉̽̄ͧ̓ͩ͋͗̑ͨ͊̋̊̅̊͂̋́̀̕͜ ̷̶̨̛͔̱̟̮͇͇͉̫͎̟̱̳̲̠ͤ̏̄̇̎͗ͨ́̓̊̐̅̾̄ ̶̵̨̱̰̬̦͉͚̤̰̱̳͔ͭ̒́ͨ̓̏̀ ̴̷̭̹͖̞̭͙̪̤͙̖͙̭̖̍̌̃ͮ͟ ̡̢͖̲̹̟̫̩̓͛͐͘ ̶̨̢̜̗̙̏̃ͦͯ́̾̔̽̐ͩ̅͗̆̊́ ̺̻̯̻̖̫͉̼̖̮͈̫͉̻̰̯͙͇̈͊ͩ̽̋̌̕͢ͅ ̶̙̟̦͎̜̮̘͙̰̣͎̗̻̹̗͖̳̲̆͒̅̓ͩ̔͊̇̓͑ͭ̉͌ͫͤͧͤ̔̚͟6̷ͭͤ̎͊̿̆̀͏̡̪̹̜̗̹̬̭̰͖̜̖̫̬̰̖͚͘͟1͍͇̙͚̤̬̝̼̩̣̠̯̮̻̹̇̽ͮ̍͗͟͝6̵̏̅̽͒̽̑ͦ̏̓ͨ̚͏̹͇̤̜͓͜͟͜5̷̲̦̦̦̮̞̼̥̦̗͓͉̫͔̟͙̣̔ͤ͒͊̀̏͒̌ͬ̍̉̐͑̈́̽ͮ͘͝͡.̡̛͍̦̳̗͙̦̠̦̩̜̹͈̃̅͊̕͝͡ ̖͙̯͉͇̜͍̲͑̒́̇͌ͣ̇ͯͮͯͯ́͊ͣ̉͑͋̓̽̀4̸͖̗͎̭͚̣̼͍͇̖͓̇̌͂̒̉̾ͩͣ̅̌̋̓̚͘ ͙̫̰͖͍͙͚͕ͫ̓̒̊̊̌ͨͤͨ͐̄̋̀͡͝ͅ ̧̆͑͌͐ͥͫ͋̀ͭͯ͏̙̲̰̗͚͉̼͔̹͚̩̮̳͎̜̪̙̭̞ ̹̫̭̼͕̐ͪ̔̄̒̎̓ͮͮ̋̒̈́̀́͟͝͠ ̵̢̫͎͕̉̿͋ͭ́ͮ͛̋ͬ̒ͫ͐̏̐͜ ͓̹̞̲̪̦̝ͤ̔ͪ͒̈́̐̎̑ͯ͆̍̿́͞ ̴̶̧̢̯̜̩̥̖̹̙̪̭̪͚͕̜͙̻͍͂̈̑ͭͥͥ͑ͭͯ̑͒ͥ͗̋ͤ̇̃͛̽̕ͅͅ ̳̬͙̦̩̩̹͖̹͎̘̗̓ͤ͐̃ͨ̎̋ͯ̀͗̂ͭ͢͠͠ ̵̵̧̩̬͚̫̭̗͉ͯ͆̆ͭ̀ͧ̇̇ͯ̓̅͜ ̋̊̓̌̿̄҉̥̼̝̠̺̩̱͔̫̹̝̤͍̯̭̖̦̹ ̡̄̐̔̒̀͟͞҉̙͈͈͙͕̟͜ ̷̸̡̟̦̤̹̖̬̱̟͇̹̱̺͍̠̘͉̙̐̓̉̈̈́͒͂͛̈̆̔̅ͦ͐ ͦͪͧͧ̃̋̆͏
– Real player with 33.8 hrs in game
Super Fight
One day people will treat this game with the reverence that it truly deserves and that is to be spoken about with the same respect as we speak about the Mona Lisa and the Sistine Chapel.
– Real player with 0.3 hrs in game
I thought the days of scam games like these ended long ago.
– Real player with 0.2 hrs in game
Chair Simulator
This game has given me purpose in life. I sit down. I stand up. I sit down. I stand up. The simplicity, yet challenge in this task represents the dualism of the universe. The strain from standing up relieved from the bliss that is sitting down. From the short 75 minutes I spent on this game before writing the review has morphed my entire outlook on life. I have learned the pain of death, the stress of pain, and the stresslessness of sitting. I sit and think. Think about the meaning of life. Think about my purpose here on this earth. And I have received enlightenment. I am the chair. I sit here with my arms on its doing exactly what it’s doing. I am becoming a vessel for the universe to pass through and maybe sit, gifting me with knowledge. I was lost before finding this game. Mindlessly going through the factory of life without much thought, this game has opened my eyes to the possibilities of this world that are sitting right in front of us. Overall, this game has been an eye opening experience that I would recommend everyone should try.
– Real player with 24.7 hrs in game
! You came. You sat. You conquered!
You’ve warmed countless seats, leaving a deep and indelible impression on each and every one!
Well done, sitlord.
! But…
! Sitting has changed you.
! You look down, now, at these limbs, at all this sinew and flesh. It seems so excessive, doesn’t it? Limbs, flaying. Appendages. Poorly-designed. A bit old-fashioned. Outdated? The real you has been trapped here, hasn’t it? Here, in this prison made of flesh.
It’s a thought you’ve entertained before, isn’t it? Privately. In dreams.
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game
Conan the mighty pig
Honestly, this is the best game I have ever played in my life. The graphics are beautiful yet the game can still run on even the slowest computers. The breathtaking graphic design of the pig is the definition of perfection. Don’t wait for a sale for this gorgeous game, please just buy it as soon as you can. Please.
–-{Graphics}—
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Amazing for its age
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
—{Gameplay}—
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
– Real player with 532.0 hrs in game
STORY
Conan the mighty pig has a story that is open to much speculation. It is implied by the title that the pig you play as is named Conan and was for some reason granted the epithet, “the mighty pig,” most likely earning it for proving his strength during combat. Ironically, Conan does not display any strength and has to sneak around tougher opponents and has to use herbs to get past bees. After years of owning a farm and not making profit (speculation of the story told without dialogue) he decides to move on from the farm and look for truffles. Truffles can potentially be very expensive in a larger size and are found in the ground by animals like pigs and trained dogs in real life and are profitable if the time and effort are put in to the labor, so it is reasonable that Conan would make the choice to look for truffles. He sets off on his quest to find one hundred fifty truffles.
– Real player with 67.6 hrs in game
Disney•Pixar Cars: Radiator Springs Adventures
I give this game a mixed review cause Steam doesn’t bother to add an Mixed option when reviewing a game.
Anyway,this game is not bad but not good either,just some types of minigames that you can find on browser games.
Yeah,I think that this game should had been a browser game.
I only recommend to play this if you are bored of the other games from your library.
6/10
– Real player with 32.8 hrs in game
The game is not worth your money and the main part of the game can be completed in an evening, but if you want to pass the game 100% have to kill a lot of time
– Real player with 17.2 hrs in game
Jurassic Island: The Dinosaur Zoo
I couldn’t place 2 objects (Restaurant, Souvenieershoop)
Inverted scroll ( zoom out instead of zoom in)
The menu doesn’t let you place objects near the border of it
Repairing a fence just deletes it
if you don’t buy a car at the start you’re screwed
No options ( graphic, sound)
Road and fence are free
Roads don’t connect right with the one integrated with the map
Is it worth it? NO … Unless someone would fix it but the game is just one .exe file so good luck with that
This game is so wrong made that I couldn’t even use on it CheatEngine
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
Great concept - build your own Jurassic Park, omg dinosaurs!!
Reality - there is definitely work to do before this is a playable game, had a few game crashes as well.
In its current state, I don’t recommend the game. I found the controls to be hard to use, the screen navigation also needs to be improved.
To help in the future -more user tips need to be included, it wasn’t always obvious what you had to do or how, and the money going down so quickly meant that you couldn’t really do a lot.
– Real player with 2.9 hrs in game
Math Fun
I’m a massive Math Fun fan. I loved the hell out of the Math Fun remake, thought they kept it 90% faithful but the stuff they changed made sense for a modern take on an old classic. That said, Math Fun is my favorite in the entire franchise for a number of reasons. Despite Math Fun taking the blame for kicking the MF series into action, I thought it was a nice mixture of horror, drama and action that traumatized me as a kid and continues to entertain me as an adult. I have almost the whole script memorized, I know how to speedrun it, I loved the Mercenaries mode which had you strategically race through the city on a 10-minute timer that gets longer for every enemy kill, every dodge, and every civilian rescued, with 4 characters to play as that have different weapon arsenals.
– Real player with 2169.1 hrs in game
I ain’t tryna
I ain’t tryna
I ain’t tryna
Yeah, ain’t tryna be cool like you
Wobblin' around in your high-heeled shoes
I’m clumsy, made friends with the floor
Two for one, you know a bitch buy four
And two left feet, you know I always drop
First thing a girl did was a bop
I’m the whole damn cake and the cherry on top
Shook up the bottom, made a good girl pop
You ain’t even here to party
Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie
I don’t wanna go, go, go with the flow
Back-bend ‘til I touch my toes
I don’t wanna row, row, row the boat
– Real player with 16.6 hrs in game
Rescue your chickens
Note: this game has quite a few paid reviews giving it a false “Mostly Positive” rating.
Rescue Your Chickens is a 2D retro pixel single screen platformer. With the charming premise of controlling a rooster who must collect chicks and return them to the hen house, the charm ends sharply after that point.
While the artwork is nice, the game is fixed resolution, uses lazy retro pixel graphics, and is fixed to 4:3 aspect ratio (for a game released in 2016!). Gameplay is completely identical to every other retro pixel shovelware game on the market (bad). Controls and hitboxes are poor quality so you will die just getting close to things without touching them.
– Real player with 3.6 hrs in game
Rescue you chickens is a game basically revolving about a co.ck chasing after his chicks cough cough beside the dirty joke it’s actually real lol. You play as a rooster saving his chicks while his wife is out in a beauty contest don’t ask how tho.
There are thirty levels but I can’t say that they are different.
The background is the same, The same platforms, It’s the same for everything.
The gameplay is bad Left and Right for movements, Up for jump, + or - to either increase or decrease the volume and that’s it. There is nothing else you can’t fight, you can’t dodge, you can’t do anything. Meanwhile the levels are full with spikes, rats, hornets spiders and frogs. Yup these things looks like they are roosters’ worst enemies. Ha suck is National Geographic.
– Real player with 3.6 hrs in game
Rayman Raving Rabbids™
BEST ARCADE GAMES I’VE EVER PLAYED ON PC!!
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PLUS
(+) Good grapichs quality for cheap game
(+) So much interesting mini game for wasting time
(+) Nice soundtrack, especially “Misirlou” :D
(+) Bring back my childhood memories LOL
– Real player with 47.1 hrs in game
People typically hate on this game for inevitably being the decent of Rayman games for half a decade, and that is actually true. Though I do wish this turned out to be the full fledged “Rayman 4” that it was supposed to be, this game is still fun.
I grew up a huge Rayman fan because of the characters, they were so entertaining. The Rabbids are an entertaining group, as proved by a line of sequels, mainstream merchandise. and a television show. Since Rabbids are your only source of character selection here, you’d think it’d be sub-par, alas the Rabbids continue to entertain with their outlandish behaviors.
– Real player with 13.4 hrs in game
Ukrainian ball in search of gas
Ukrainian ball in search of gas is fascinating tale of confidence, faith and discovery, this fully open world, adventure, indie, simulation has you following the protagonist around a gorgeous world in search of the precious fossil fuel, gas.
Before we go any further, this review will contain small spoilers, I am just breaking down the main story and gameplay, so this really shouldn’t impact any of your gameplay of this astounding game. Also the you may have already read the “About This Game” section, this was clearly written before the famous 1.7.3 update, as since then they had to change the story a bit as the main investors were not massive fans. I think it got changed for the better, this new story was and is a lot better than the previous, I have played both and I will be going through the newer version today.
– Real player with 6207.4 hrs in game
This game is the most emotional and graphic game that has ever been created, it has such amazing graphics that no one has ever been able to play on the ultra-quality, which happens to be better than the real worlds looks. In about 20 years time this game will still be the most graphical game ever. Not only that but the gameplay is truly inspiring and emotional I have already cried so much I have run out of tears. This game has also inspired me to become the best I can be and has finally made me find my purpose in life. This game has changed me for the better and can change you too if you let it. This game is also has endless story so you will never run out of anything to do in this game. You also get to go on an amazing back story through his evolution and how he became a ball, and was abandoned by his wife, daughter, friends and other family. You also get to go on an amazing quest to find your daughter later to save her from the Ukrainian government who is trying to change her into a ball as well, you will get to fight your way through them for hours to try to save your daughter from the same fate. There is also amazing side quests where you get to help the civilians of Ukraine whose lives have been ruined by the government. Apart from the story and graphics this game also had amazing controls, there so simple yet so complicated, they are the perfect type of controls you could ever want. You get all of this in the game for the small price of $1.50, for everything you get in the game that is probably the most amazing deal in existence, you wont ever run into a better deal than that, wow. This game has also made me realize that I needed to improve my life. Before this game I was a heavy drinker and took drugs constantly, I would have probably died before the month finished. But god came down to me and bestowed me upon this amazing game, I bought it and I now couldn’t ask for a better life. I have a beautiful wife and two baby girls. I have an amazing house and now earn over $200, 000 a year, I also haven’t touched any of that stuff since I got the game. This is the best game in existence. Spoiler you can have sex in this game, very detailed.
– Real player with 207.3 hrs in game