RE: Get To Schol On Time
This piece of art is worth every single cent I spent on it. That second stage is a true gift for one’s eye and ear
– Real player with 1.3 hrs in game
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TRY AGAIN - THE RESPONSIBILITY IS YOURS
It’s $4 and it has a Chaos Defrost option. What else could you need in a game?
– Real player with 0.7 hrs in game
NOT A HERO
This game is RIDICULOUS.
A dirty talking purple rabbit in a business suit is running for Mayor, and decides that the best way to campaign is to hire a preposterous cast of characters to mass murder drug lords and other criminals in the name of reducing crime.
The premise is completely absurd. AND IT IS AWESOME.
The action consists of free scrolling levels that take you through multi-level high rise buildings as you search for the exit, where BunnyLord will be waiting in the getaway vehicle. However, each level has a main objective, and if it is not completed, BunnyLord will refuse to roll out until you go back and do what you promised. In addition to the main objective, there are multiple side objectives that will determine your rank for that stage. These side objectives are optional, however, there are multiple characters and endings to be unlocked if you complete them.
– Real player with 26.8 hrs in game
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NOT A HERO is a tactical shooter game developed by Roll7. The game was released on PC in May 2015. A PS4 version of the game was released in February 2016; unfortunately the PS Vita version was cancelled.
Gameplay in Not A Hero is focused quite heavily around cover based combat. Each level you are given a main objective which you must complete in order to finish the stage, but there are also three optional objectives which you can do to raise your score. These optional objectives can often be done at the same time as the regular main mission, but some of them you have to go out of your way for. Gameplay is done from a side scrolling view, and your character has a range weapon, but can also roll into enemies to knock them to the ground allowing you to execute them in one shot whilst they are stunned. You unlock new characters depending on how high your score is, all of the different characters have their own unique model, style of combat move set. The missions can vary from simply clearing a stage out of enemies right the way to escorting your aunt through an enemy gang headquarters. This game goes to the real extremes of the spectrum.
– Real player with 20.6 hrs in game
Farty Bird
This is arguably the best game of 2021, I’ve only played at least 10 minutes or so but that doesn’t disregard the fact that this game is made with complete effort making it such an amazing game, the 10 minutes I have played was the best 10 minutes I have had on any steam game, no game can compete to this beast of a $2 game, thank you Bro Code for making such an enjoyable and amazing game.
– Real player with 0.2 hrs in game
I have no words for how good this game is.
– Real player with 0.1 hrs in game
Harolds Harem: The Neckoning
I do not usually play games from this genre so I did the right thing and found a game from a relatively new indie dev/studio rather than playing a super well known game. So if you’re like me and just looking to switch things up, maybe expand your library? Hold onto your little red slippers Dorthy, we’re going for a ride.
The writing is genuinely good. The art is VERY good. I went into this game with an open mind and found something that hasn’t happened to me before… I felt like I got more than I paid for.
– Real player with 11.4 hrs in game
great, short little parody on dating sims, will definitely make you laugh. 2hrs long if you take your time, multiple endings, good stuff.
– Real player with 5.0 hrs in game
McPixel
Imagine a puzzle game where logic is thrown out fo the window, and absurdity is rewarded - that’s McPixel.
McPixel, the ‘hero’, is faced with various different scenarios where he is tasked with saving the day, often from a bomb. There’s only one way to save the day in each scenario, but it’ll often take trial and error to discover it. It often won’t make sense, but it will more often than not be absurd and strangely funny.
The McPixel website describes it best “You have 20 seconds to solve each riddle, regardless whether you lose or fail, you will be transported to next puzzle that you haven’t solved yet.”
– Real player with 6.5 hrs in game
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AUDIO
| Limited |
VISUAL
| Simplistic |
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DIFFICULTY
| Silly, Moderate |
VIBE
| Pixel Art |
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CRAVING
| Humor |
ON SALE
| Often |
PROS: A parody of MacGyver where you are put into a time-crunched scenario that you need to quickly solve. The game is structured very creatively to keep you on your toes the whole way through. Lots of levels and easter eggs. Legitimately funny, laugh-out-loud humor that ranges from subtle to asinine.
– Real player with 6.1 hrs in game
Black Dream Plus
Play as a voluptuous supernatural investigator named Anna who travels to an amusement park constructed inside the imagination of a friendly gentleman who makes churros, cosplay outfits, and dances for her, where she decides to retire from her job and takes over the park, making that gentleman her father, and a self-doubting coworker tasked with detaining her into her boyfriend, while dealing with the mess a cute, awkward, and equally busty nightmare-fueled girl causes all over the place.
You basically get that and a whole bunch of other things in Black Dream, an adorable, fascinating, and overall sexy and strangely wholesome game. The protagonist is very whimsical but self-assured, and the characters have distinct personalities revealed with an incredible amount of original handmade full-screen pixel art scenes. It feels like something you would discover on the PC-98, or a classic OVA made into an interactive anime adventure. It’s not a visual novel, but not quite a regular RPG. To say it’s a hidden object game is not descriptive enough either I feel. Basically, Black Dream is like a toybox for you to uncover a ton of cute and well-made novelties that combine into an adventure with a comical, quirky, and surprisingly sentimental story.
– Real player with 8.2 hrs in game
I absolutely love this game. The music is very well done, catchy and fits the mood. The art work is clearly done with verve and style. The story is fetching, amusing and takes a few interesting turns throughout. Combat is handled in several ways adding to variety. Anna, the main character is ultra cute, and dressing her up in the many different outfits is very rewarding as you see her in various and unique outfit-specific poses. Really fun game. I recommend 101%
Are you a dreamer?
– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
Dude, Stop
So, Dude Stop… A game that had people waiting literal years for, ever since the demo was released. Now it’s a little short for its price (I won one of the contests so I got a free key), but I actually bought the game before I knew I won (making me have to refund), meaning I was willing to fork over actual cash for it.
Pros:
-Quite fun, if you’re into games where you’re into defying the narrator, like Stanley Parable.
-Entertaining narrator.
-Not very hard to get all the achievements, with or without a guide.
– Real player with 8.4 hrs in game
I needed a short and relaxing point and click as a breather from competitive gaming. I picked this game up for it’s full price. While it is “relaxing”, it is far from funny.
The narration is probably some of the cringiest I’ve heard in a while. It screams “trying too hard”, and the inflection from the voice actor is so bad, I physically cringed every time he tried to make a joke. Why is this important? Because it is literally the entire premise of the game. You are Player17, doing everything in your power to do the puzzles wrong. The narrator conveys his frustration every time you do something wrong. Because of how bad his voice acting is, I almost didn’t want to work on the achievements because I would have to listen to his cheesy voice lines again and again.
– Real player with 8.1 hrs in game
F.I.S.H.
It’s good! It’s fun, charming, and pretty funny. The core game play is challenging but very satisfying, the music is catchy and spaghetti night was just something else.
The game can sometimes be a bit unfair with at times with its unpredictable cues. Levels like “Um…”, “1 Tuna” and “Quiet!” are funny, but they’re not much more than silly jokes and are the weakest part of this game.
That’s where my complaints about the game end though, as this game really shines with the really good levels it has, that thankfully make up the majority of the package. Highlights include “Exit 404”, “Onion Canion”, “Swordfish-Sailfish Speedway”, “Barra2da”, “Starfish” and the new extra level “Spaghetti Speedway” which features vocals.
– Real player with 37.3 hrs in game
Amateur reviewer.
From the composer of such albums as Garlic Elevator, Fish Factory, and [CLASSIFIED], as well as a great surreal meme artist, this game is about as much as I expected from such a person. The moment I launched the game I just wanted to sit around and vibe for hours to the title screen music. All the tracks from 01-13 (level 13 I’m stuck on, but believe me, the title sums it up quite well. No further spoilers!) are also amazing. The timing of the fish is enough to make me want to take a moment sometimes, but hey, isn’t that like all rhythm games?
– Real player with 8.3 hrs in game
Heroes Must Die
7.5/10
This game is very hit or miss. The ideas are geat and unique but the excecution is passable at best and uninteresting at worst. The combat is very engaging and unique but it get’s reppetitive and easy quickly. The writing is great and never slows down with it’s wit and charm but the story is short, predictable and boring. The bosses are interesting and provide a slight change in combat but they aren’t distingushable from each other most of the time due to most of them having the same attacks and they aren’t very difficult. The characters are fun and have interesting designs but they are undeveloped and most don’t get enough screen time. I appreciate the game’s attempt to remedy the difficulty by introducing new enemis with different attack patterns later on but those get predictable as well and the last enemies you fight have the same patterns as the first ones. The game has more good points than bad and I do recomend it but understand that it’s not as good as the developers say it is. The worst thing I can say about this game is that I would never pay money for it.
– Real player with 18.0 hrs in game
+Free
+Decently funny story
+Original combat system
-Easy, with no difficulty settings. Most attack patterns are really easy to remember, and so even if you suck at landing comboes, there’s never any urgency if you can just dodge all the attacks round after round
-No option to pause in battle
-No option to make faster the fighting animations you’ve seen a bajillion times
-Choices don’t matter at all
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The art is OK.
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Duration is about ~4,5 hours.
7.5/10 overall.
– Real player with 8.1 hrs in game
Hey ma i’m a Dragon Now
I’m a beta tester and this is what i liked about the game.
I like the cut scenes. They are humorous.
The bosses add the right level of challenge.
You can buy power ups using in game currency.
You can play in different Modes to make it more or less challenging.
This game is pretty fun to play.
– Real player with 8.4 hrs in game
Fuck Trump and Biden all my homies vote President Dragon
– Real player with 1.5 hrs in game