Skeletal Dance Party
This masterpiece has the single-most terrifying spell in any game I have ever played.
You and your friends take up arms against the sudden, new menace that has already exterminated half of your village. A necromancer - a single necromancer - has seized the ample supply of your ancestors in the catacombs and raised an army of abominations. Your squad takes patrol in the hall of chieftans, where your chief, and his chief before him, and his chief before him, they all rest, having lived valiant lives. The rhythmic rattling of the wretched rawboned ruffians relates your irresistable restless repose. The undead army clatters around the corner and without hesitation or coordination, impales your only companion upon dozens of spears and swords, each stolen from what were once your countrymen.
– Real player with 14.3 hrs in game
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Approximate amount of time to 100%: 6,5h
Estimated achievement difficulty: 4/10
Minimum number of playthroughs needed: 1
Has it been in a bundle: Yes
Is there a good guide available: No, but you don’t need any
How many people have complete this game at the time I’m writing this review: 1 on Astats
Multiplayer achievements: No
Missable achievements: Maybe one
Grinding Achievements: No
DLC-Only achievements: No
Time-gated achievements: No
RNG-achievements: No
Does difficulty affect achievements: No
– Real player with 8.2 hrs in game
Giant Bear Rampage! ☢️🐻
I have more good things to say than bad things about this game so let’s get the one bad thing out of the way real quick first.
The controls. There’s sadly no controller support; which would really help. It is playable with a mouse and keyboard but (at least for me) took a lot of key rebinds to find something that;s comfortable for me.
If you can get past that, the game is pretty fun. It’s silly, it’s straightforward and there’s something about senselessly smashing buildings, stomping on people and wrecking rocks, trees and cars that helps me kill an hour or so when I don’t feel like playing much else.
– Real player with 7.5 hrs in game
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Ever wondered, “I wonder what it would be like to be Godzailla?” This is the game for you.
Destroy buildings, cars, streetlights, telephone booths, dumpsters, park benches and bollards with a swipe of your left and right paw. Cackle with glee as you use your mutengenic powers to level city blocks or turn hapless citizens, police and members of the national guard into puffs of confetti, grow large before exploding or into cute rubber ducks.
This game is great to kill an hour or two.
– Real player with 7.2 hrs in game
Rain on Your Parade
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Approximate amount of time to 100%: 10h
Estimated achievement difficulty: 6/10
Minimum number of playthroughs needed: 1,5
Has it been in a bundle: No
Is there a good guide available: Yes, you can find a nice written guide here and a video guide here . Some tips might not be working anymore since the developer fixed the bugs with achievements.
– Real player with 11.2 hrs in game
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11/10 Ruined kid’s birthday party WITH FIRE, marched zombies across a city, and pet a dog
If that’s not enough to make you buy it, then FINE, let me give “rEaL” reasons.
This is a really unique and cute game unlike any other that I’ve really played. Each level, you play as a cloud with a variety of cloud powers to solve puzzles, do weird tasks, or cause mayhem. Some levels are super intricate, following a “story” (Like the definitely “not” Legend of Zelda level), and can take quite a bit. Others are much quicker, or just for fun, like painting or raining down hands to pet a dog. (No seriously, there is a point where you rain hands to pet a dog. It’s amazing.)
– Real player with 10.8 hrs in game
CARRION
If you’re looking to take control of a living flood of meat this is the game for you, but the game has it’s flaws and the biggest one I can find is the confusing level layout and disorienting map. You can easily get lost in the map and find yourself slithering around in circles trying to find your way out. But other than that, game’s perfect, I really hope they make a 3d sequel. 8/10
– Real player with 39.5 hrs in game
I like being squishy tooth monster - in my regular life I cannot eat coworkers nor squeeze into tubes. It is nice to play a character who can eat their coworkers and squeeze into tubes.
– Real player with 12.0 hrs in game
Pig Skater Simulator
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1443980/Roman_Empire_Wars/
I don’t even know where to start this description. So, this pig just managed to escape from the lab. It seems that something activated in its brain in the face of danger and it became supe intelligent and it learnt to… skate? Yeah, it just grabbed a skateboard and started riding around like it’s this porky porks second nature. And, you know what? This pig got some sick moves, bruh. It can do flips, spins, ollies and all the wicked stuff! Some people say it was even seen in the skateshop buying new boards and stuff.
How does it pay for it’s stylish looks? I heard this pig just loves pearls. That’s why it destroys everything on it’s way! Of course it’s a common knowledge that when you smash stuff around, pearls start to fall out. You really didn’t know that? Oh, and when you observe the pig it feels like it’s doing all this stuff on a purpose and with some kind of a plan. Like it’s doing some kind of missions I’d say, you feel me? Maybe that’s why it trashed all of the tables in the restaurants around for example…
Besides the pearls it also gathers up points by doing those quote on quote “missions” and collecting pearls and crashing stuff. Yeah, I know the pigs don’t know how to count… usually. But it’s got a specialized app for that on it’s mobile phone. How does it even use mobile phone is beyond me, but believe me – it does.
Oh, no… oh no, it found a jetpack! This certainly won’t end well. Oh the mayhem, the destruction!
Game features:
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You’re a pig
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Pig on a skateboard
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There’s a jetpack too
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Make ruckus and be happy as a pig in a clover!
Untitled Goose Game
This game is, in all honesty, really enjoyable and I have played it many times. As a goose, I could do a lot more than just the storyline. I’ve finished the game twice now, and I always keep working towards getting those extra goals done. Some parts, such as delivering the golden bell home, were a bit difficult, but never too bad. Overall, this is a great game and I recommend it!
– Real player with 1335.0 hrs in game
A fun game to play with your small children, mine’s 4. it’s a bit mischievious but that’s the worst of it. I’d say it’s fun for all ages. I wish I could find more games that were actually fun for my son’s age that we could play co-op together on pc.
– Real player with 46.9 hrs in game
Caveman World: Mountains of Unga Boonga
Tags: Platformer
Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library
TLDR: Early 3D era. Poor texturing. Foes dont attack but just walk back and forth injuring you if you touch them. Cannot attack using Xboxpad. Floaty jump.
I pressed everything on my controller and I could not attack even though I am holding a club. All I could do is run and jump. The jump felt very artificial, jumping in one short and low height burst and stopping abruptly, very unsatisfying. Sprint uses stamina and does not nearly improve the speed much at all, stamina depletes very quickly. Most level design is just a bunch of easy to reach platforms with fruits everywhere to jump and collect. Game says to look around before jumping but using the controller I could not move the camera elsewhere leading to blind jumps, sometimes with fruit to tempt you, that leads you to plunge to your death. If you soldier on its mostly just about gathering keys, getting through archways and activating checkpoints. All in all this is a very unsatisfying title in a saturated genre and is outclassed by just about anything. Even the SNES donkey kong country would feel a lot better than dealing with this.
– Real player with 15.2 hrs in game
Imagine a plateformer with the horrible physics that made Bad Rats famous.
Bugs I’ve encountered while I played this:
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No true ‘pause’ function. Enemies continue to attack while you’re adjusting options. They also attack while the camera pans away after picking up a key
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Music volume option will not save properly. I set music volume all the way to 0, but it still plays in some levels until I go back to options, turn it up and back down again.
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Random spike intervals: They do not behave the same every time you restart a level. Different pattern everytime.
– Real player with 13.5 hrs in game
Catlateral Damage
I have found this game to be simple, but very addicting. You cause destruction as one of several different cats, most of which you have to unlock through gameplay.
You can play in two modes, objective mode and “litterbox” mode. Objective mode is where you are given a set of objectives to complete. You do this by knocking down or destroying the indicated items. You have a time limit in which to complete the objectives. You get bonuses for certain items, as indicated in your objectives. If you complete your objectives, you get to move on to another level, up to four levels. There are special items you can knock down to unlock bonus levels which are added in to your four basic levels.
– Real player with 39.8 hrs in game
My paw swipes a dinner plate off the table and I peek over the edge to watch it shatter to pieces on the floor below. The humans will pay for keeping me cooped up all day!
Catlateral Damage is a new game where you play as a bored cat wreaking havoc on the everyday objects inside the house. We all know kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day so this game is a realistic simulation of what it’s like to be a cat running around the house making mischief and taking care of cat business - knocking down items on shelves and tables, opening doors, hiding in boxes and tunnels, crawling above and behind everything and making a huge mess while you’re at it.
– Real player with 20.4 hrs in game
Junkyard Simulator
I would like to start off by saying this game is very addicting at the same time it’s aslso game breaking, we desperatly need some hotfixes and alot of major udates. i understand that it’s early access and there’s gonna be bugs but there’s no excuse for not having hotfixes right away so we can at least keep playing without all these game screen freezings. All i ask from the dev team is please don’t give up on this game cause it’s the first game i ever played that got me instantly hooked, but now with the constant screen freezing to the point i have to manually shut down the game and now i refuse to play the game until the game screen freezing gets fixed.
– Real player with 99.0 hrs in game
The first word that comes to mind when considering the current state of the game is “Rough”. Exceedingly rough.
The map is a haphazard tangled array of zones that make no sense. There is nothing about the map that makes it feel like you’re in an actual place, instead there’s just a random array of facilities and junk heaps (many many junk heaps) with decoration decisions that are clearly inspired by the philosophy"what can we put here to have variety" rather than “what can we do here that makes sense?” For example, you’ll have a chain link fence start out one panel high, then it’ll jump to two on the next panel, down to one again, get metal cladding and be three sections tall on the next, etc. Nobody builds a fence like that.
– Real player with 14.3 hrs in game
Renditions of the Awakening
In active development since 2016, this is a first-person strategy game about summoning demons and toppling a civilization one castle at a time in order to re-live the story of the man who already did that. Gain the trust of that man - your jailor - by embellishing the details if you wish but the one thing you must do is become the new king while taking no lives with your own hands.
Some demons are stealthy; others not so much. Summon an army, manage them well and control the flow of information across the battlefield to catch Keeps and Castles unawares or poorly defended. But beware, the summoning process compels them to follow you around but that’s all - they still retain their own fickle personalities and will quit your service in the worst way possible if ever they stop having enough fun.