Free Kick X

Free Kick X

Attractive young girls + footy = fun for Rod from Hull.

Real player with 8.9 hrs in game


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Information / Review English

Free Kick X is a Sports game that was developed by Seito Games and is still in the Early Access Phase.

Gameplay / Story

In Free Kick X, your task is to master challenges in the form of free kicks through tactical thinking, in which you convert free kick goals directly,as we know it from the normal soccer game. So you shoot a soccer ball by moving the mouse around the wall, through the wall, over the wall, etc. You can choose from several nations. It’s not men, but scantily clad women in bikinis who accompany you through the game. As an introduction, there is also a training mode available to learn about the game. The whole thing is accompanied by relaxed music.

Real player with 3.8 hrs in game

Free Kick X on Steam

Jerry Rice & Nitus' Dog Football

Jerry Rice & Nitus' Dog Football

I give it a 7.5/10

Gameplay gets an 8/10

The gameplay is nuts compared to like Madden. I’m picking plays like I would in Madden but I have to think about the size of my dog and where to run because you can get a huge score by running through logs, riding skateboards and such, which are mostly on the sides of the field and give your dog a speed boost when used. To maximize points you want to use different game balls and different powerups so lots going on vs like Madden. I even found holding the right mouse button down to walk super useful on defense so I could hang back and then intercept or quickly take out a receiver. Maneuvering the QB in the pocket and then going for the QB sneak also turned out to be a pretty solid tactic. Basically Madden gets pretty stale for me in the gameplay department and Dog Football makes football worth playing with lots of tactical options and resource management to think about since game balls get destroyed and treats and balls need to be purchased and are necessary for playing well.

Real player with 22.6 hrs in game


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Before I played this, I didn’t like football but loved dogs. Now I hate both.

This crappy port of a terrible Wii game makes me wants to run over every dog I see in my car for the good of humanity. And as a man of Irish heritage, I’m offended that the devs can’t tell the difference between the Irish and the Scottish, in any way whatsoever.

2/10

Real player with 6.3 hrs in game

Jerry Rice & Nitus' Dog Football on Steam

The Next Day After Friday

The Next Day After Friday

Abandonware that wasn’t even ready for early access in it’s current state, for every reason you can reasonably imagine.

No. Just no.

Real player with 0.3 hrs in game


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-Bad

-Cant really do anything

0/5

“There is only one rule in the game and that is the rule of free will” The free will to be able to do basically nothing. Don’t buy this, even if it’s on sale, it’s garbage. You can play beer pong, and you can also kind of throw darts at a dart board.

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Real player with 0.3 hrs in game

The Next Day After Friday on Steam

Basketball Babe

Basketball Babe

At $19.99, it’s a scam, but I got it during the winter sale at 3.99 worth of monies. Neener, neener, neener! For this reason, and my general taste for chinese vr apps of this ilk, I will not put in a negative rating. They should drop the price though; it’s good, and might as well be your vr basketball program of choice, but there’s not much there, there.

! Transboundry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtqN6ehunVI

Real player with 40.9 hrs in game

Actually a good workout and a fun basketball game akin to the arcade hoops games. Dev should add some kind of money/gold system for when you hit X points to unlock stuff.

Real player with 4.1 hrs in game

Basketball Babe on Steam

SpaceFrog VR

SpaceFrog VR

Bought game doesn’t even work but takes money can’t find anything about game. feel like its a scam

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

SpaceFrog VR on Steam

Desire Gambling House/欲望赌馆

Desire Gambling House/欲望赌馆

Cute little game. The Ace is always counted as 1, but otherwise play is close enough to standard 21 that no one should mind. (I suspect most people didn’t buy this game solely for the card simulation anyway.)

After going into the casino, go to the male dealer for instructions. He also has more money, so you can optionally stock up on cash by beating him. Next, go to the available girl dealer to play the game. Only one will be available for each level. Play her and once her cash is at 0, every win will cause her to give you a piece of clothing (or reveal something in one case). Note: if she wins she gets a piece of clothing back. If she loses everything, she will then ask you to buy her. The amount increases for each girl. Of course, your answer is yes. You pay her the money and she goes to your apartment. Your apartment then becomes your harem pad and the CG gallery. There is also a tiny surprise awaiting you at the gambling house before they let you play the fourth girl….

Real player with 3.8 hrs in game

Good fun, hopefully they add more content!

Real player with 1.7 hrs in game

Desire Gambling House/欲望赌馆 on Steam

Gym Simulator

Gym Simulator

This game is wonderful, it allows me to live out my dream of leaving humanity behind for my gains and reach mount olympus. I was crippled in a car accident years ago and all I wanted in life was to be a successful body builder, now, with this game, I can continue my road to Olympus. This is more than a game to me, its a life style.

I swear when I talked to that girl and we snuck away into the washroom for some fun… it all felt real to me. I worked hard for my dream body, lots of blood sweat and tears went into it. Looking at my self in the sweat stained mirror that sits in front of me while I do lateral raises to get those 3D delts I’ve always dreamed of gives me a feeling like no other. The alpha male achievement gave great joy to me, knowing that I have finally made it. I’m glad to be sitting a top the mountain with my heros, Arnie, Zyzz and Kai Greene, and its all thanks to this game and the lovely people who created it.

Real player with 218.3 hrs in game

If you love broken English, broken physics, broken animations, human body parts breaking through certain assets of the game, a ridiculous loud poor dub step music as you work out, an apartment where all you can do is sleep, losing progress all your prior progress because the game crashes or closes out, laughter from walking in from the locker room, the same character model of men staring at you while you walk to your locker. This is the game for you! Overall I would say this was the best 2 dollars I have ever spent on a game. As I love the experience and the comedic kick out of things, I am not sure if the developer did this intentionally, but I for one have found myself enjoying the experience.

Real player with 2.9 hrs in game

Gym Simulator on Steam

Safety First!

Safety First!

I guess you could you say that I came at Safety First with a bit of cynicism. At first glance one will think this is just YouTuber scream bait, QWOP style game that is more about pee jokes and arms being ripped off more then about a fun game. For the most part my cynicism was not incorrectly misplaced, it is all those things but despite that this game still actually manages to be kind of addicting, fun, and rather challenging in clever ways. I was pleasantly surprised to find myself not just chuckling at my “Magical Yellow Repair Liquid, (MYRL)” but also impressed with some clever level design and moments where I felt like I had actually accomplished something.

Real player with 6.1 hrs in game

Safety First:




Well, isn’t it a bugger to become an old fart (I am definitely heading that way); your bones ache at every angle, your vision is blurred even with your quadruple glasses. Thank God your hearing aid is working perfectly when you remember to turn it on! You would not believe what happened to my grandma! She forgot to turn on her hearing aid one day (the day of her favourite radio show); she turned up the volume so high on her antique radio and managed to damage stacks of power cables from the nearest power plant. Don’t worry grandma, I am the greatest electrician around and I can repair anything that comes my way. . . But I think we should put “Safety First!”


*– [Real player with 4.4 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003030375)*






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![TOGETHER VR](https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/771920/header.jpg "")


## TOGETHER VR


My review…the good and the not so good.



first off....it looks AMAZING...WONDERFUL!! the creators sure are on to something and really show you the possibilities of what VR can do and how much better it might get in the future with these type of VR demonstations. I MUCH prefer this type of thing rather than shooting games...because I think someday...people like these creators will perfect things like this even more and make it even more immersive.



the game boots up and you find yourself in a beautiful,comfy, brightly lit apartment of a highrise, and a fun pretty and bubbly girl is sitting there on the couch watching TV. so, this whole thing is basically a short VR technology showoff....this isnt a full experience along the lines of Kanojo. but even at only 12 dollars theres lots here to admire. so if you have a VR headset,why not pick it up. you play darts with her and then go up against her in a VR firefight and then sit at a dinner table with her feeding each other and playing rock paper scissors and then hunt for an envelope. its fun and I LOVE how the apartment changes from daylight to night. beautiful atmosphere.


*– [Real player with 7.2 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198002560386)*





I recommend this game for the Dart game, the VR game (yes, a VR game inside of a VR game), and the eye candy. Rock, Paper, Scissors is cute, and a pleasant experience after the work it took to get there. I do not recommend it for anyone that is looking for anything overtly sexual, nor would I recommend it to anyone that is not interested in unrealistically proportioned VR girls. ;)



For the VR game, be prepared to face all 4 cardinal directions, and also prepared to move, duck, and shoot at the same time. I loved that game, if you are patient and keep your head on a "swivel" you can work your way through it easily enough. Darts were pleasant, and almost close to the right actions with a real dartboard, although the virtual distance did not appear to be "regulation," you are too close! (or was I cheating? "Mei" complained that I was too close, but that might have also been because I was standing really close to her when she was throwing too.) :)


*– [Real player with 3.2 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198331965016)*






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![Wild Animal Sports Day](https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/741990/header.jpg "")


## Wild Animal Sports Day


I got the priveledge of beta testing this masterpiece of a game made by the one and only Paul Bird. It's a bit more difficult than WAR, but it brings some new movies and mechanics to the game. Such as a "campaign mode" type thing and cutscenes. But if you want the better ending, prepare to train long and hard. its no easy task.


*– [Real player with 5.6 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198190642982)*





The sheer threat that the presence of King Croc imposes, can easily shake even the most experienced horror game enjoyer to his/her core. On top of this amazing atmosphere, the combat also rivals the likes of Bloodborne, Mortal Combat and even Chess. All of this taken into consideration, and even dismissing some of the aspects of this game since there are so many, I find Wild Animal Sports day to be one of the best experiences steam has to offer, and it an understatement to call it a worthy successor to Wild Animal Racing.


*– [Real player with 5.5 hrs in game](http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198863268721)*






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