Deep Dark Fight
This game is not OK, it is bad. All sounds in game (music, jumps, sound of your death) are very annoing (but not gachi sounds of course). 1/2 of levels are VERY boring. Bosses are very boring, too. The last level had made so bad, that I deleted game. This game is not rofl-able, it is too good for that (but it is too bad to play it serios). I don’t want to play this game for free, and paying even 300$ hm hm… 1,5$ for it is silly
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
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– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
Stay! Stay! Democratic People’s Republic of Korea!
went into Stay! Stay! with low expectations and had them exceeded. I didn’t think it’d be much more than a cheap cash grab, but I enjoyed my time more than I thought I would.
There’s still not a lot here as far as gameplay and content is concerned, but what’s there is pretty good. It’s not the best visual novel of its type out there, but it’s definitely far from the worst. The humor and surprisingly unsettling insight into True Best North Korea made this game much more intriguing and entertaining than I would have thought at a first glance.
– Real player with 10.8 hrs in game
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Ah-ah, he-ey
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, he-ey
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Donald knows
Dirty secrets that I keep
Does Donald know he’s nuking me?
He knows, he knows
D-d-does he know
Another’s hands have touched my skin
I won’t tell him where it’s been
Trump knows, Trump knows, Trump knows
It’s tearing me apart
Kim’s slipping away
Am I just hanging on to all the words Kim used to say?
The pictures on Kim’s phone
She’s not coming home (I’m not coming home)
Coming home, coming home
I know what you did in internment (ah-ah)
– Real player with 8.4 hrs in game
Intensive Exposure
It’s rare to find a game that encapsulates the existential angst of 21st century life; that brings the player near enough to the brink of the abyss that they realise that the abyss is also looking at them; to vividly expose the hard truth that whatever makes you stronger may get you killed.
In this multi-layered psychological RPG, the player finds himself exposed to the searching glances of his fellow human beings and has to deal with the shock and hostility that often results from baring one’s soul and exposing the naked self. And truthfully, which of us can claim that we have never been in many of these ‘game’ situations in real life? Which of us has not occasionally dressed up as Batman and run around the office showing the shocking truth that lies behind the cape? Are there any of us who have never dressed as a gorilla and run around the supermarket showing our banana to the checkout girls? I know I certainly have.
– Real player with 46.2 hrs in game
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In a time where big game producers make games with so much content, (that you usually have to fork out way too much to get all of it and not much in the way of gameplay or replay value) there are little gems out there to buy like this.
Harking back to a bygone age, where arcade machines provided simple addictive gameplay Intensive Exposure is a cheeky nod to classic games like Mikey and Pacman.
Now for just over 3 quid you can’t go wrong and in my eyes you’ll probably end up playing this alot more than some so called triple A titles.
– Real player with 4.7 hrs in game
Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad
This year was my freshman year at college. I was in a new environment, without any friends, studying a degree that was created last year. The success of the degree itself is largely uncertain, but it’s what I’m passionate about, so that’s gotta count for something -right?
The first couple weeks of college were dull and uneventful. I would wake up, shower, have breakfast, leave for my lectures. Cruise through the day, learning and working well. When I got home I would type my notes, have some food, and then work on any assignments -if there were no assignments due, I would watch some TV or jam something on Steam.
– Real player with 11762.2 hrs in game
One of the greatest games i’ve ever played in my life, My father was lost during the war so I never had the chance to shower with him. Now that i’m 22 years old i’ve always felt as if something was missing in my life. This game has filled the void.
Edit: For those who are unaware, my goal is to hit 10,000 hours within the game, because then, by Gladwell’s standards I have mastered showering with my Dad.
Edit: We have hit the 7,000 hours mark, only 3,000 hours left! I started this journey roughly 10 months ago and I must say that I am very greatful to all of the support from the showering community, i’ve received some very kind motivation from many people. This has honestly been a life changing experience for me and again thank you everyone for following me on this path to enlightenment
– Real player with 10000.8 hrs in game
Toilet Simulator 2020
A true masterpiece of its time. Toilet Simulator says a lot about our modern society. In a world of consumption, there must be someone to deal with the waste. However, often these places of expulsion are overlooked. Toilet Simulator brings to light these dark zones. Press E to pee, it says; the stream of consciousness that is the internet which we drink up without second guessing. Press Q to poo, it commands. The physical waste which we drop onto the lower classes. Debt, bigotry, disease, and the literal garbage which is shipped off to third worlds. Out of sight, out of mind. But no longer…Toilet Simulator is here to get us up close and personal with the thoughts we would prefer to shun. Poo and Pee are no longer concepts which we can treat as daily consequences. The day will come when the toilet stops flushing. The pee overflows and fills the tiny waste dumping spot. Slowly the liquid rises, with turd boats eventually meeting our eye level. The weight of society’s crimes eventually buckles the foundations, and just like the toilet, our civilization will fall to meet those who we’ve outcasted.
– Real player with 10005.3 hrs in game
“If I’m to choose between one poop and another, I’d rather not choose at all”
This is my favorite game of all time. Personally it feels like people just see it as “Hahaha poop is in it.” They don’t even realize how good this game actually is or how the protagonist isn’t the only good character. Heck protagonit isn’t even my favorite character. This game has decent replayability as there is a multiple main endings with different outcomes depending on what you do. I have played through this game 10 times (Most recently the anniversary) and have a current save with the Ultimate Poop Together Mod that I occasionally play with friends.(It basically makes the game unlimited players and is a lot of fun when we’re pooping together). If you have never played Toiler Simulator then I highly recommend it. Especially if you like games highly similar to real life, or games with mind blowing story. If you hate real life and have never poop in real life then if you are willing try it, try it, as of how a decent amount of the love and happiness comes from the fandom.(With reasons) So would I recommend this game? YES!! If you have made it this far thank you and stay strong. (Made during that one virus outbreak for people in the future).
– Real player with 5.9 hrs in game
Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy
My 3rd cousin used to be atheist, in hopes to get him to see the other side I showed him the game, Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy, which is this game. At first he didn’t want to play, refusing the offer. I eventually coaxed him to go into a closet with a laptop with only a steam account, with no money and only a copy of Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy with no internet connection. The closet was wet, dark, with nothing else except the laptop, that was charged by being attached to the wall, the outside of the closet soundproofed, 6 cans of Spaghettios, 12 Caprison Packets of limeaid flavour, 1 packet of unbranded candy, a copy of the holy bibel, and a framed picture of obama that was held onto the wall by tunsten nails. after he went inside the closet, I quickly confiscated his phone and electronics and locked the closet door. After that I went to the local Gamestone and bought myself a copy of Shrek’s Carnival Craze Party Games and some Windex Cleaner Solution. I went back home and played some games. 3 Months later I went back to check on my cousin to see that my cousin had converted to Hinduism.
– Real player with 30.4 hrs in game
Overview
This is a fully functioning RPG with 3 games: you can play as Baby Jesus, Adult Jesus, or Jesus after the rising. I’ve only tried playing as Baby Jesus so far and have found the experience surprisingly fun - way more than I expected it to be! The game is very easy to understand and grasp - you’ll get the hang of how things work after some trial and error, even if RPGs aren’t your thing.
Playing the Baby Jesus game
- You get to control Mary and Joseph first, and lead them through to the birth of Christ. After Jesus is born, the game then switches you over to the 3 wise men, which you control. You must lead them from their kingdom through the desert and other locations until you reach Christ in Bethlehem. After visiting Christ and giving him their gifts, you then switch back to playing Mary, Joseph and now Baby Jesus as well.
– Real player with 14.0 hrs in game
Love Fantasy
TLDR: This is a very good game at a very reasonable price. I strongly recommend the base game.
There is also free 18+ content if you choose. Some of it was fine (expected), and some of the content was not something I would endorse (abusive or potentially non-voluntary).
Overview:
Love Fantasy is about a nerdy guy who lives with and talks to his cat. He is magically brought to a land where five goddesses rule. They need someone to help them defeat a force that is destroying their land. Since he volunteered to be their hero, in varying ways they all fall for him romantically. This is obviously trying to be a documentary.
– Real player with 27.9 hrs in game
Good Gameplay, can be a solid challenge except this game has an auto win feature button so you can pass the levels if you find them too hard. Well drawn characters with a good story/plot although the text speed is a little annoying. The game is good to pass time and for other…. ahem “things”. The characters animated stance adds a little more character to them with the only downside being the poor drawing of the male protagonist understandable as they are not the main focus of the games, the lovely ladies are but as someone of who wants a well drawn main character, then I was slightly disappointed. The game is a basic match-3 type game making it easy to understand but it does offer a tutorial at the start and allows for separate save files. The story has multiple endings and good H scenes. I’d say this game is a solid 8/10 overall with the best features being auto-win to skip to the “special” scenes and the dialogue choices that can affect your game play in a positive or negative way.
– Real player with 7.5 hrs in game
Deep GachiGASM
I am still suffering from a HUGE ANXIETY ATTACK due to HAVING LOST ALL THE BOOKMARKS thanks to Chrome Sync with a new (yes another one to idle achievements and other things of course ehm..) small Asus laptop.
I recovered them thanks to a bookmark.bak thing but really I’m still having some issues, fuck, automatically sync.. I use browsers like SRWare Iron and CoolNovo but on my gaming laptop fuck I use Chrome since it’s always updated and such.
Well, this game offers to us 12 achievements.
I opened the game, and obtained 10 of them. Then I checked the page.
– Real player with 2.6 hrs in game
Thisgame is the best game ever, it contains little dicks and gameplay no other game can master!
Its just like Darksouls! ubisoft should work together with the maker off this game,
has hours of gameplay and is a true work of art,
i wish there was a sequel , i would pre-order it!
i would rate this game 11/9
the way the story get’s to you is like no other game!
BEST GAME EVER
memeworthy!
a true masterpiece!
(dont buy this shit game or kys)
– Real player with 1.2 hrs in game
Gachi Heroes
This game is absolutely astounding. The game’s graphics are absolutely next gen, this game will have troubles running on your puny xbox 15 and playstation 24. Although it’s just a clicker game, the lore of this masterpiece is absolutely massive which makes this game even more enjoyable. rest in piece Billy. I would’ve honestly given this game a fat, sticky load of orgasming gay men 8 out of fucking 10, IF NOT. FOR. THE. O R G A S M INDUCING OST.
I cannot describe how much more enjoyable it is to slap Hitler with my diamond pickaxe while listening to a popular song remixed with Billy performing his best homosexual pleasure sounds. This game blew my mind. I cannot describe fully how good it is. God bless Steam and the Dev.
– Real player with 22.2 hrs in game
My fellow brothers, I, RestlessRon, stand here today, humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our Gachi ancestors.
We are in the midst of a crisis. Gachi Heroes is at war against a far-reaching storm of disturbance and deletion. The Gachi economy is badly weakened: a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of acknowledgement, but also on the collective failure to make hard choices and to prepare for a new, MAD age.
Today, I say to you, that the challenges are real, and they are many. They will not be easily met, or in a short span of time, but know this, Gachi Heroes: they will be met. In reaffirming the greatness of this game, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of shortcuts. It has not been for the faint-hearted, or who seek the fleshly pleasures. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the wasted genii, the creators of MAD things. For us, they toiled in sweatshops, endured the lash of the spanking. Time and again, these men struggled, and sacrificed, so that we might … LIVE BETTER.
– Real player with 6.3 hrs in game
GACHIMUCHI M♂NLY PUZZLE
So… Bear with me. I had these DEEP DARK fantasies and no way to release them…And… The moment I laid my eyes upon this gem, I knew that we were meant to be together.
My girlfriend did not approved on my personal choise of games and I am single now… But it’s allright, I moved to my parents house and now I can spend more time with my favorite puzzle. Though I do not see them often, because my parents are afraid to go to my room and interact with me. Strange… Must be because I play with speakers on… My steam friends stopped inviting me to play any other games. They stopped talking to me at all, as a mater of fact. But that’s allright… Since I already got all I need.
– Real player with 18.1 hrs in game
Very good, b♂y
Some puzzles need color change as they are really hard to make out. Otherwise, 1♂/1♂
– Real player with 4.8 hrs in game