Toilet Simulator 2020
A true masterpiece of its time. Toilet Simulator says a lot about our modern society. In a world of consumption, there must be someone to deal with the waste. However, often these places of expulsion are overlooked. Toilet Simulator brings to light these dark zones. Press E to pee, it says; the stream of consciousness that is the internet which we drink up without second guessing. Press Q to poo, it commands. The physical waste which we drop onto the lower classes. Debt, bigotry, disease, and the literal garbage which is shipped off to third worlds. Out of sight, out of mind. But no longer…Toilet Simulator is here to get us up close and personal with the thoughts we would prefer to shun. Poo and Pee are no longer concepts which we can treat as daily consequences. The day will come when the toilet stops flushing. The pee overflows and fills the tiny waste dumping spot. Slowly the liquid rises, with turd boats eventually meeting our eye level. The weight of society’s crimes eventually buckles the foundations, and just like the toilet, our civilization will fall to meet those who we’ve outcasted.
– Real player with 10005.3 hrs in game
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“If I’m to choose between one poop and another, I’d rather not choose at all”
This is my favorite game of all time. Personally it feels like people just see it as “Hahaha poop is in it.” They don’t even realize how good this game actually is or how the protagonist isn’t the only good character. Heck protagonit isn’t even my favorite character. This game has decent replayability as there is a multiple main endings with different outcomes depending on what you do. I have played through this game 10 times (Most recently the anniversary) and have a current save with the Ultimate Poop Together Mod that I occasionally play with friends.(It basically makes the game unlimited players and is a lot of fun when we’re pooping together). If you have never played Toiler Simulator then I highly recommend it. Especially if you like games highly similar to real life, or games with mind blowing story. If you hate real life and have never poop in real life then if you are willing try it, try it, as of how a decent amount of the love and happiness comes from the fandom.(With reasons) So would I recommend this game? YES!! If you have made it this far thank you and stay strong. (Made during that one virus outbreak for people in the future).
– Real player with 5.9 hrs in game
Foto Flash
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If a game has a uncensor patch or mod, i will play the entirety of the game using it, so all my opinions and scores are based on the full uncensored content and not the vanilla game directly from the steam store.
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Introduction:
Foto Flash is a classic little adventure game, just like the old ones we used to play on our browsers back in the day, you walk on the city going after objects that can solve a problem that lets you get another object and so on, that is, until one of those problems you solved get you a photo of a girl for the magazine you work for, get 10 photos, win the game, really simple, really fun, really nostalgic.
– Real player with 25.9 hrs in game
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Responsible Use Of Hentai Powers
This game is incredible in that, the game is all about how to not be a hentai baka, and instead how to be a hentai tensai. For you gaijin, that’s genius in the Nippon. For those gaijin still out there, that’s Japan in Japanese. Anyway. What’s this game? It’s a hentai game. but super tasteful, and beautiful. Like the art, omg so pretty and cute. I love it. It’s also pretty tasteful. You are a photographer for a pinup magazine, so you go around being a true communist, helping everyone, and then getting pin up photos for the magazine. It’s not super long. I know my play-thorough took 6.6 hours, but I literally played it while at work, so much of the pauses ended up adding to the total playtime.
– Real player with 6.6 hrs in game
Lancelot’s Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze
This game is a barrel bursting with absolute nonsense. And this is why it’s terrific.
The art style is simplistic but serves the humour very well, the puzzles aren’t hard, until the last chapter where it’s more of a “How much do you remember of the game you’ve played and the locations you’ve visited” luckily the game cuts off branches you don’t need to revisit so it doesn’t become annoying.
It’s a laugh and a half and definitely worth a look.
– Real player with 9.9 hrs in game
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Do you have a sense for black humor? Then you have to play Lancelot’s Hangover. That seems familiar to me… anyway I would say even if you don’t have a sense for black humor you have to play it because it’s a great sexy adventure game. Everything is alright. I can’t complain. It reminded me a bit of my childhood when I was in the monastery and in the church. At that time there were unfortunately no naked women in the monastery. It also reminds me of Marilyn Manson when he says: I don’t like the drugs but the drugs like me. Lancelot should sing that, the sexy knight with beer (I recommend the Bavarian beer).
– Real player with 8.8 hrs in game
Intensive Exposure
It’s rare to find a game that encapsulates the existential angst of 21st century life; that brings the player near enough to the brink of the abyss that they realise that the abyss is also looking at them; to vividly expose the hard truth that whatever makes you stronger may get you killed.
In this multi-layered psychological RPG, the player finds himself exposed to the searching glances of his fellow human beings and has to deal with the shock and hostility that often results from baring one’s soul and exposing the naked self. And truthfully, which of us can claim that we have never been in many of these ‘game’ situations in real life? Which of us has not occasionally dressed up as Batman and run around the office showing the shocking truth that lies behind the cape? Are there any of us who have never dressed as a gorilla and run around the supermarket showing our banana to the checkout girls? I know I certainly have.
– Real player with 46.2 hrs in game
In a time where big game producers make games with so much content, (that you usually have to fork out way too much to get all of it and not much in the way of gameplay or replay value) there are little gems out there to buy like this.
Harking back to a bygone age, where arcade machines provided simple addictive gameplay Intensive Exposure is a cheeky nod to classic games like Mikey and Pacman.
Now for just over 3 quid you can’t go wrong and in my eyes you’ll probably end up playing this alot more than some so called triple A titles.
– Real player with 4.7 hrs in game
King Of Mazes
Hilarious game. Don’t buy for the cgs because there’s not many and there’s no gallery. It’s just a very likeable game with funny characters, dialogue and a fuckton of mazes.
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
pros:
good artwork
title describes game
cons:
only 3 “sex scenes” that include 1 image
repetitive
some mazes dont have endings
no choice in story
not even an nsfw gallery when you complete it
treasures are useless and no rewards for exploring
random invisible boundaries
– Real player with 2.2 hrs in game
Not My Day!
nah
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
Play as a thin lonely man in a world where prisoner dominator Billy who targets thin lonely men has escaped from prison, it really is not your day. Then you hide in a cornfield, not a great idea…
– Real player with 0.4 hrs in game
SENRAN KAGURA Peach Ball
Overall, I was pretty surprised with this game. I’ve played more than a few pinball games owning over half of all the games available on the PS4 version of Pinball Arcade, and I’m generally pretty picky abut which ones I play. As far as the gameplay goes, Peach Ball is actually very solid. The two currently available tables are fast paced, have a good variety of mechanics, and have features that set both games apart from each other. On top of that, they’re both very colorful (though the “night” version of Peach Land can actually make certain ball patterns harder to see, especially when it darkens even more during Fever Time) and make good use of the fact that this is a virtual pinball game allowing for some creative mini-games that wouldn’t be possible in a traditional mechanical cabinet. Honestly, if you like pinball, you’ll probably find yourself sucked into both games for a good while. My biggest gripe with the game is the complete and utter lack of an online leaderboard. How this isn’t in the game is beyond me. For a game in which a high score is the only true goal, this is an extremely standard feature.
– Real player with 39.0 hrs in game
EDITED TO ADD ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
I bought this game because it’s pinball. I’m now aware that it’s part of a long running series of games, each apparently in a different genre. There’s also an anime series, but I’ve never seen it.
As a video pinball game it’s good, with two different tables. The first you can play in Day, Evening, or Night. The second table can be played during different seasons. There are 5 playable characters that you can play as, or you can select random and leave which character you play up to chance. Each table has a Local Leaderboard. Also, each of the 5 Story Mode Stages has it’s own High Scores board as well. You can select Letters, Numbers, and Symbols.
– Real player with 24.6 hrs in game
Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad
This year was my freshman year at college. I was in a new environment, without any friends, studying a degree that was created last year. The success of the degree itself is largely uncertain, but it’s what I’m passionate about, so that’s gotta count for something -right?
The first couple weeks of college were dull and uneventful. I would wake up, shower, have breakfast, leave for my lectures. Cruise through the day, learning and working well. When I got home I would type my notes, have some food, and then work on any assignments -if there were no assignments due, I would watch some TV or jam something on Steam.
– Real player with 11762.2 hrs in game
One of the greatest games i’ve ever played in my life, My father was lost during the war so I never had the chance to shower with him. Now that i’m 22 years old i’ve always felt as if something was missing in my life. This game has filled the void.
Edit: For those who are unaware, my goal is to hit 10,000 hours within the game, because then, by Gladwell’s standards I have mastered showering with my Dad.
Edit: We have hit the 7,000 hours mark, only 3,000 hours left! I started this journey roughly 10 months ago and I must say that I am very greatful to all of the support from the showering community, i’ve received some very kind motivation from many people. This has honestly been a life changing experience for me and again thank you everyone for following me on this path to enlightenment
– Real player with 10000.8 hrs in game
Cockroach Simulator
Cons:
-This game rewards the player for killing helpless cockroaches.
-The cockroaches just want food and are punished.
-The flying mechanic is unrealistic to how roaches actually fly.
-Roaches run slower in this game than in real life. I would say they run 1.5-2mph in this game if the room if the proportions of the room are correct. The average roach can run about 3 miles per hour. I understand that they had to slow down the roaches to make the game balanced, but it makes the game a lot less immersive.
– Real player with 6.2 hrs in game
Absolutley love this game! Great idea and very fun to play. I am already a sucker for simulation games but this one had a very unique feel about it. Although it is very easy to get disoriented as a cockroach I think it adds to the illusion that you’re a tiny insect in a giant’s world. Two things I don’t like are how wonky the controls for the human are and the fact that not a lot of people play this game so it can be difficult to find a match. All said the game is good for the price, 7/10.
- This review is an updated one. I made a review for this game last year and decided to update it.
– Real player with 3.3 hrs in game
Food Bomber
What a waste of money. I could tell you of all the badly made things in it, but i will not waste you time on it.
– Real player with 0.2 hrs in game