Blood ‘n Bikinis

Blood ‘n Bikinis

Pretty good game, definitely not for children or militant feminists. Your main characters are a ripped guy in swim trunks named Gary, a nudist girl named Laura (who’s butt naked throughout the whole game) and a group of women all clad in bikinis. You’ll build up love/obedience points as you interact with your female companions, you can give them human body parts to lower the cost of interaction, at the end you’ll choose one girl to be your wife, girlfriend or slave. You’ll see your enemies on the screen, run into them and a battle will commence, however not all monsters will start a fight when you touch them, have Gary walk into simple zombies and he’ll just punch them then they’ll explode. The game isn’t that long, you’ll travel through 7 places, pool, Sandy’s house, apartment complex, hospital, restaurant, school and military bunker. if you love zombies or nude women you’ll love this.

Real player with 59.4 hrs in game


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Wish I could give a neutral reaction on this. Consider it a tentative recc!

The Good (pros and positives)

-Sexy girls with hints of bisexuality for them. As a bisexual girl myself, I liked the way the girls interacted.

-Rather than sexism like some btch might assume, it’s actually just got a theme of BDSM femsb going with the ladies, which is nice to see since most guys are more into femdm and Msb. One of them is even explicitly a switch, being a sb to the male protag but a dmme to another girl in the party. Like, the BDSM themes are so clear, you’d have to be blind to think this is misogyny and not femsub…

Real player with 40.7 hrs in game

Blood 'n Bikinis on Steam

Operation Rescue: Bunnies

Operation Rescue: Bunnies

Disappointed this left Early Access without it’s problems fixed. Biggest is the it needs to auto detect the native language at start. It starts in Chinese by default. You must press ‘Y’ to change to English. There is no way for an English player to know this when starting!

Real player with 0.9 hrs in game


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Operation Rescue: Bunnies on Steam

Disney•Pixar Cars Mater-National Championship

Disney•Pixar Cars Mater-National Championship

So… almost two years later, and I’m reviewing the second game in the Cars video game series (shhhhhh Radiator Springs Adventures never happened SHHHHHHH). Let’s go.

A year later after releasing Cars: The Video Game and Rainbow Studios, after technically developing two versions of the same game (I’d say three, but Incinerator Studios made the Wii version of the first game), were at it again with an entirely new game acting as said first game’s sequel. How did it turn out?… Mixed, to say the least. Let me explain.

Real player with 1344.7 hrs in game


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I cannot even begin to express my gratitude towards this video game. This video game has gotten me through the toughest times in my life. This video game helped me get a girlfriend. This video game was the missing piece in my life.

Back on one day in 2007 or 8, I played this game for the very first time on my dads computer. With the original disk. I distinctively remember letting out the biggest fart in the entire world. It didnt end up being just a fart though. It was a massive shit. I then became lost and could not play the game due to lack of interest, and the big life goals of finishing kindergarten and starting first grade.

Real player with 198.3 hrs in game

Disney•Pixar Cars Mater-National Championship on Steam

Lords Mobile

Lords Mobile

A f2p, p2w game, one that constantly promisses that if you just keep evolving, the experience will become super interesting at some point ahead… yup, its another mobile game.

In the game’s defense, it IS possible to play without putting money, but make no mistake: its absolutely impossible to be even remotely competitive if you dont spend money(LOADS of money, enough to buy the all the DLC packages of DoA5 many times over). It is possible to play, but for players who dont put high quadruple digits of dollars into the game, “play” will for a loooong time mean stay hidden behind your shield 24.7 and just keep hoping your real life dont prevent you from renewing the shield or else some chinese dude will reset your troops count in very short order, it’s just a chore and that part of the game will last a VERY long time for free players.

Real player with 525.2 hrs in game

This is a game where its a purely pay to play. (Its not free to play) Free to play players once after protection cannot even play PVE, this was my experience as mostly free to play player.

PVE Rating: 0/10

PVP Rating: 0/10

Pay to win rating: 10/10

Free to play rating: 0/10

Day 1: Joined a new world which was 2 days old. Free to play players where all using tier 1 troops with numbers in the hundreds of troops. Pay to win players already had tier 3 troops with numbers in the 100s of thousands.

Day 14: Reach tier 2, paid 2 usd worth of in game items to enable myself to travel through time to gain a few days of virtual time advancement so as to get tier 2 units.

Real player with 132.9 hrs in game

Lords Mobile on Steam

Disney Planes

Disney Planes

A really nice game. My kids like it and it has some simple modes (free flight, balloon pop) that even smaller children can play and have fun. The graphics are nice and the controls are good. The only thing that annoys me a bit is the limited and repeating phrases during races.

Real player with 16.1 hrs in game

This game is fun, you get to play as most of the main characters from the Planes movie. Story mode is pretty neat, other modes available. My biggest complaint is the on screen prompts are generic buttons, only thing that differentiates them is color. So it’s hard to tell what controls what. Game settings are just device choice, ie gamepad or keyboard; no mapping available. Using my gamepad I was able to figure out the controls, but for keyboard, it’s almost impossible. Once controls are figured out, it’s a great game.

Real player with 11.5 hrs in game

Disney Planes on Steam

SUCCUBUS: Prologue

SUCCUBUS: Prologue

It’s really good. Looks amazing, runs fine.

Combat is a bit simple but it feels satisfying because the gore is really good.

For an early version of the finished game it runs quite great. And there’s even a doom reference in this.

Quote: " There’s a rumor that there was a man here in hell who laid waste with a big fucking gun, or so he called it. Quite a spectacle to be honest" - End quote

Devs are just having fun here. Way to go- MadMind. You rock.

I’d love a bit more complex combat though. Maybe some parrying or such but I’ll say this though. So far, I dont really need it. It takes from doom. Kill, rip ,tear, and heal with cool finish moves. Unique per enemy and weapon used. And there are quite a few. Cool armor system, cool point system to unlock optional lore in bestiary. As opposed to chasing files on the map. Nice addition.

Real player with 5.7 hrs in game

It’s an interesting concept where it’s literally the reversed role from Agony. Instead of being powerless, you are powerful.

To play as a succubus fighting her way through hell to reclaim it as hers once again is a new concept. I know we have other games out there where you go through hell, Agony from what I mentioned before, as well as the game Dante’s Inferno, but they were always games where you were either powerless or you were fighting to get out or get through it. Succubus makes play the role of someone who wants to use it.

Real player with 3.6 hrs in game

SUCCUBUS: Prologue on Steam

Ukrainian ball in search of gas

Ukrainian ball in search of gas

Ukrainian ball in search of gas is fascinating tale of confidence, faith and discovery, this fully open world, adventure, indie, simulation has you following the protagonist around a gorgeous world in search of the precious fossil fuel, gas.

Before we go any further, this review will contain small spoilers, I am just breaking down the main story and gameplay, so this really shouldn’t impact any of your gameplay of this astounding game. Also the you may have already read the “About This Game” section, this was clearly written before the famous 1.7.3 update, as since then they had to change the story a bit as the main investors were not massive fans. I think it got changed for the better, this new story was and is a lot better than the previous, I have played both and I will be going through the newer version today.

Real player with 6207.4 hrs in game

This game is the most emotional and graphic game that has ever been created, it has such amazing graphics that no one has ever been able to play on the ultra-quality, which happens to be better than the real worlds looks. In about 20 years time this game will still be the most graphical game ever. Not only that but the gameplay is truly inspiring and emotional I have already cried so much I have run out of tears. This game has also inspired me to become the best I can be and has finally made me find my purpose in life. This game has changed me for the better and can change you too if you let it. This game is also has endless story so you will never run out of anything to do in this game. You also get to go on an amazing back story through his evolution and how he became a ball, and was abandoned by his wife, daughter, friends and other family. You also get to go on an amazing quest to find your daughter later to save her from the Ukrainian government who is trying to change her into a ball as well, you will get to fight your way through them for hours to try to save your daughter from the same fate. There is also amazing side quests where you get to help the civilians of Ukraine whose lives have been ruined by the government. Apart from the story and graphics this game also had amazing controls, there so simple yet so complicated, they are the perfect type of controls you could ever want. You get all of this in the game for the small price of $1.50, for everything you get in the game that is probably the most amazing deal in existence, you wont ever run into a better deal than that, wow. This game has also made me realize that I needed to improve my life. Before this game I was a heavy drinker and took drugs constantly, I would have probably died before the month finished. But god came down to me and bestowed me upon this amazing game, I bought it and I now couldn’t ask for a better life. I have a beautiful wife and two baby girls. I have an amazing house and now earn over $200, 000 a year, I also haven’t touched any of that stuff since I got the game. This is the best game in existence. Spoiler you can have sex in this game, very detailed.

Real player with 207.3 hrs in game

Ukrainian ball in search of gas on Steam

Dark Elf

Dark Elf

Dark Elf is an erotic RPG game where you have to lose if you want to get to the naughty parts.

It is not a complex game and the horrible translation doesn’t help getting prospective players engaged with the story (and sometimes with the sex scenes themselves).

That said, as my playtime shows (taking away 10 hours or so as I forgot the game was running in the background), I enjoyed it alot.

As I said, the game isn’t complex nor is it hard, making fights quick and thus making leveling up easy, forcing the player to consciously go out of his/her way to lose on purpose to corrupt the heroine. Personally this is why I liked this game a lot, coupled with the multiple endings the game offers and how subsequent playthroughs after the first give you a new ability to quickly lose fights, making it even easier to get to the interesting stuff.

Real player with 42.8 hrs in game

Dark elf is an erotic rpg with an incredibly deep story, great action economy, and fantastically crafted dungeons. Unfortunately, nobody gives half a damn about any of that, because this game is so full of flaws that those three big positives just get tossed to the wayside.

The first big problem with the game is its translation. I almost quit playing ten minutes in due to how terrible the translation is. It would be bad enough for a game to mess up a few words in the characters’ dialogue, but this game insists on inserting onomatopoeias everywhere. If I have to see the words “poo poopoo pooooo” describing anything one more fricking time for any action at all, someone is going to get hurt.

Real player with 19.0 hrs in game

Dark Elf on Steam

League of Maidens®

League of Maidens®

I picked up this game on a lark; I first learned about it a couple days before the open alpha release, and then downloaded and tried it out because my sense of irony couldn’t let me do otherwise. When I first got to the character creator, I was actually pleasantly surprised - it’s got a lot of dials and knobs you can turn, and you have the freedom to express yourself. Then, when I got past that to the actual game, I was somewhat put off; there were mobile game menus everywhere, and it just screamed MTX cash grab. I pushed onwards anyway, and as I actually played the game, it became clear that a lot of the surface level issues are easily explained away as just amateurish UX design - it is an open alpha, after all.

Real player with 573.9 hrs in game

The game is currently in Open Alpha, but the game isn’t necessarily the reason you should stay away right now. TL;DR at bottom.

This review is a culmination of my personal experiences and opinions.

Gameplay:

The game is considered a “single-player game with some multiplayer elements.” This pretty much just includes a chat, leader boards, a sort of global control map the two factions fight over, and a “world boss threat bar” which fills based on mobs killed by players across the server. The game is very much designed for an mmo style system but due to it being single player, the game has basically one or two different skill builds that actually work. Expect every class, which there are five, to pretty much play the same. The game features currently a short quest line with no paywalls to get through the story/progress. The end game however is just a gameplay loop of farming in game dungeons called “strong holds” which is basically just a series of rooms filled with enemies, and both world bosses and strong hold bosses for various cosmetics and items to craft an end game item called the “gauntlet.” Other than grinding this game offers afk fishing to earn a little income but isn’t necessarily worth it as you get more gold just grinding the strongholds with their increase-able difficulty system. The real end game is just grinding a currency called “shards” earned by killing mobs to buy hats/gun skins/emotes/capes/chokers (cosmetics) and what is called “ascension” gear which is basically just the highest tier of gear which special sub stats designed to boost skills with the classes in mind. Other gear can be upgraded to the same tier as ascension gear but comes with randomized sub stats. This system is flawed for multiple reasons as the sub stats on ascension gear is designed with an mmo play style of roles in mind despite this being a single player game. This is made even worse when you consider the fact each piece is 120k shards which takes lots of grinding to come by, making ascension gear useless except for two classes. There really isn’t much to do at all endgame besides making new characters and getting them upgraded/customizing them. You also have to pay for any sort of storage for excess crafting items or various other in game items and to be able to swap them between characters. This means that if you don’t have the storage you have to individually grind out materials needed for upgrading abilities on each character. You need A LOT of later game materials to fully upgrade abilities and some of them hardly drop at all.

Real player with 281.0 hrs in game

League of Maidens® on Steam

Disney Universe

Disney Universe

This is a great game for little kids. Local Multiplayer! Unlimited lives, each level is really fun and lots of cool stuff to discover. Multiply player is great and some things require co-operation. One thing to note is that players can hit each other and steal gold, which can be frustrating if taken advantage of, but otherwise is really funny (pick up the player and throw him!). I have two remotes and play with my 3 and 4 year old. It seems like you can play up to 4 people. The game crashes (took down Windows too) if you disconnect or reconnect a remote with the game running, but has been stable other than that. The menus are a little hard for kids until they learn the pictures and then they’re off to the races. Tons of fun. If you’re looking for a kids game this is a good one.

Real player with 57.3 hrs in game

Ok, So I of all the new Disney games that were recently released on Steam, I have to say that Disney Universe and Epic Mickey 2 are my favorite so far with Disney Universe on top.

You start off picking from a very generous choice of costumes for your character, from Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Tron, A Bug’s Life, the Princess from Aladdin, Angelica from Pirates of the Caribbean and a bunch more. And you can find a ton more costumes throughout the game to add to your costume menu and use.

This game feels almost like your playing a LEGO video game but the amount of fun you will have here is intense.

Real player with 31.4 hrs in game

Disney Universe on Steam