Summer Sale
Quite not a game, and it isn’t even for free - 1€, yeah.
Basically, as you can see from the achievement stats page, even the rarest achievements have been obtained by like 30% of the game owners.
And there are 6 achievements overall.
Following the guides provided by Steam users in the proper section, you’ll be able to complete this thing in 20 minutes and really doesn’t require much more time even if you’re not here for the achievements, ‘cos well, this isn’t a game.
It’s exactly what you see on the store page, fictitious Steam-like scenarios in which you have to click here and there and nothing else - the game as far as I understood would “simulate” some Steam sales.
– Real player with 14.7 hrs in game
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Well.. first thing u need to know is.
This IS A JOKE.
A joke that worth just one dollar. You have some money to start.. u can play 1 of the 3 minigame to earn money…
You buy games in a simulated steam summer sale enviroment. Games you brought are just actual weird pictures.
IF you like the joke then this “game” is decent. If you hate the joke. you will be one of the 45% of people that give this game a negative review.
Sound and visual are okish for just a dollar game. I like about 30% of the jokes they made. Hate about 70% of jokes. The bottom line is I really didn’t enjoy this at all.
– Real player with 4.6 hrs in game
NotTheNameWeWanted
To be honest, through all my playtime of this game I noticed how inferior the actual GTAV was to this masterpiece. Firstly, this game is extremely cheap compared to the still expensive GTAV. I can even buy copies of this game for all my friends and it would only cost a fraction of the actual GTAV. Secondly, this game is extremely accessible to all computers unlike GTAV with its high PC standards to not have your eyes burn. Thirdly and lastly, NotGTAV shares all other aspects of GTAV such as the nudity, gore, police chases, story, etc. In the end, I realized that I wasted money on the actual GTAV when I could have got this game for far much cheaper and with more playablility. Thank you NotGames for bringing all this enjoyment!
– Real player with 129.4 hrs in game
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Brief & whimsical // Recommended for brief jaunts of a decidedly silly nature
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Quirky, endearing soundtrack; good for keeping a goofy smile on the player’s face as they play through the abstract experience
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Audio design, both sounds and voiceovers, is infectiously charming and funny
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Hand-drawn visuals fit the rest of the game like a glove; adds immesurably to the droll atmosphere
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Gameplay boils down to obstacle avoidance, timing, and tail management; mechanics are simple, but the difficulty increases gradually, just enough to keep one on one’s toes
– Real player with 8.5 hrs in game
Zero Punctuation: Hatfall - Hatters Gonna Hat Edition
One of the funniest games I’ve ever played from one of the funniest web shows, “Hatfall” has a lot of strong points to offer players:
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Funny dialogue.
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The look on your face when you get suckered into getting squashed by anything that isn’t a hat during normal gameplay.
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Gifts that come every 25 hats collected to ensure the player doesn’t get bored.
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Funny minigames and screen-changing gimmicks via the Gifts.
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Unlockable characters; they’re not playable but meant for good visual variety and to help just a little to tell the player apart from the other noobs running around aimlessly with the player.
– Real player with 30.1 hrs in game
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Where to begin…
From finance management sim to dating sim, this game has it all and pulls each staggering achievement of a level off with stunning complexity and detail. There has been no game that could match the sheer and palpable amount of AWESOME eminating from this single piece of independently financed and painstakingly developed software.
I was skeptical at first, being a high-standing member of the academic community. But after receiving my free product key through my Australian National University Services connection, in order to present to my class of students… well, my mind was made up. I must say, as I mentioned in that same class; ‘Well fuck me sideways, and call me a pig-nosed donkey rapist! SHIT PISS ASS DICK FUCK! etc…’
– Real player with 16.4 hrs in game
Russian Life Simulator
I do not precisely know what’s the best point to watch upon this game.
Do you like achievements? Ten minutes, maybe twenty, no more. You have just to visit all the locations - no, it’s not that big - and purchase the costumes, do the voting thing and just keep on watching your autoclicker do its job.
The Italian translation is one of the best I saw here on Steam. Every single time I wonder about who and how makes these translation. It’s simply awesome.
We have literally to “accumulare il ritiro dalla nascita”. Which means something like “accumulate the retreat from the beginning”. This seems more of an Italian war simulator, you know, we usually begin to think about switching sides before even starting the conflict. But probably something got lost in translation - maybe “retirement” in English, which translates to “pensionamento” in Italian? I don’t really know how one should be supposed to retreat since he’s born.. =P
– Real player with 135.4 hrs in game
6 months ago my life was a mess. My wife was going to leave me, my kids hated me, and I was just fired from my job. I was at a massive down point in life. I read other reviews on this game on Steam called “Russian Life Simulator”. I read that it was life-changing. I decided to purchase it during the summer sale and give it a try. Immediately after playing I had noticed that my wife wanted to engage with me more. My kids wanted to play catch all the time, and I got my job back plus a promotion and a raise! I am now CEO of a massive company. I have nothing to thank but this game, and Putin. My life has been completely changed, and this game is to thank for that. It is a simple game, but the most addictive game I have ever played. I even got all achievements in the game. Don’t believe me? Look at my profile! I have spent 11 hours as of now playing this game every time I get the chance when I am not being CEO of my company. No…. OUR company. I am moving our headquarters to Russia. This game saved me.
– Real player with 11.3 hrs in game
Emote Farming Simulator - With Twitch Integration
Play scuffed games and react to unoriginal video while degenerates in your chatroom make fun of you and react to what you say.
Key Features:
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Farm emotes with your voice - 40 emotes for you to farm to your heart’s content!
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TTS message - Listen to TTS message sent by the degenerates in your chatroom while you play!
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React to video - Watch video and react to them with your voice!
Twitch Integration
Enable these emotes on some third-party thing website and transform your chat!
Twitch chatters will see their messages appear in game if they use any of these emotes.
Play Scuffed Games
Five games within the simulator for you to play and get made fun of by your chat!
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Stream Snipers’ Battleground - Eliminate all chubby cheek stream snipers and move to the high ground on a sinking island!
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Floor = Lava - A 3D platformer where you run and jump to the end to of line while avoiding falling into lava!
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Jumped: Episode 1 - A horror game that makes you jump in real life!
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Bounce King - A 2D platformer where your goal is to bounce to the tippy top!
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Chess - An ancient board game
Chat-only Mode
Farm emotes while you play other games, watch videos or anything else
Disclaimer: The game is being made by only one person and I only work on the game part-time.
FEMINAZI: The Triggering
Few video games in history have garnered as much critical praise and effusive adoration as Feminazi: The Triggering. When it came out in 2017 for the PC, Feminazi: The Triggering set a new standard for three-dimensional action and introduced gameplay mechanics that are still copied today. Though it has since appeared on the GameCube and the Wii Virtual Console, the new version for the PC marks the first time this classic has received a significant update. The completely overhauled visuals are the most striking improvement, and they infuse this 1-year-old game with a vibrant modern feel. The sharp motion controls and the video hint system are new additions that fit in well, but the real star is the original adventure. Though it shows its age, The quest is indeed a timeless one that is full of invigorating exploration, tricky puzzles, satisfying combat, memorable characters, and stirring music. Feminazi: The Triggering is a great way to experience this seminal adventure, and it’s a shining example of how old can be made new again.
– Real player with 15.2 hrs in game
**This is a satire parody of today' feminists and SJWs. If you take this game seriously or easily offended by it, then you are one of the people being made fun of.
Got this as a gift from a friend. Did show interest in this as well.**
(Nearly 40 people found my review offensive.)
Below the surface, unless you’re a comedian and bought this for entertainment for your LP channel, or are easily amused and can have a lot of fun with it, there’s not much to do after a few hours. You can make your very own gender, out of 20+ genders (including Mayo, Toaster, and Apache) with description and symbol too.
– Real player with 4.3 hrs in game
Sit on bottle
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=7-BucuOLP1c
Made me question what it is I’m doing with my life…
– Real player with 2.4 hrs in game
Please. God please, spare yourself.
You may be entranced by the game name. The trailer, making the game appear humorous. You could be an achievement hunter, like myself, and be attracted by the Achievement Scouts curator saying you can complete this in 10 minutes. Of which, you can get 10 of them in one minute (
! press q on the main menu a few times, play a game, you’ll have enough money to buy everything.) You could be lured to the game from the 90% sale - bringing the price down to 49 cents.
– Real player with 1.5 hrs in game
Spoon Simulator 2020
Spoon Simulator 2020
Feel yourself a spoon. The first ever spoon simulator, an ability to feel yourself a beautiful top quality spoon.
Be a spoon. Become a spoon. Embrace the spoon.
Spoon for life. Spoon for president! Are you a spoon? No? Then buy this game to become one!
Features:
-First and third person view. See the world through eyes of a spoon
-AAA 3D graphics
-Unique idea & gameplay
-Feel yourself a spoon
The Mystery of the Druids
I received Mystery of the Druids as a gift from my dad years ago when it first came out, before Steam existed. Back then, I didn’t have any trouble running the game and I honestly loved it. When this came out on Steam, I had to buy it. I had lost my disks several years ago. I wish I could say I wholeheartedly believe this is a great game. But the reality is, unless you are playing this on an older OS or tweaking the crap out of your current computer, this game is practically unplayable. Constant errors and crash to desktop for people who are running OSs like Windows 7, 8, and 10. There are some workarounds and patches, but overall, this game is still buggy and unplayable to most people. The company that made them doesn’t exist anymore and when we do get updates for this game, it’s rare and sparse.
– Real player with 34.1 hrs in game
An okay game with retro graphics and game play. Basic point and click. Reasonably interesting storyline.
Downsides were puzzles that I found to be illogical and puzzles you couldn’t solve without backtracking a long way and playing hunt the pixel after finding out (from a walkthrough) that you failed to pick up something critical several scenes ago (I’m looking at you - piece of wire!).
A bit too much ‘hunt the pixel’ for my liking and with the game providing no hints, too many of the puzzles were just too abstract (try combining everything with everything else regardless of how bizarre, then with every clickable object in every scene, some of which are incredibly difficult to find, and each time have an annoying and unhelpful audio that you can’t click to skip). I ended up needing a walkthrough to get through a number of areas and I hate that (a few once you become really stuck is okay, this was way too many and involved heaps of backtracking).
– Real player with 16.7 hrs in game
There’s Poop In My Soup
It’s pretty much what you’d expect. Drop a deuce. Hit multiple targets in a row to get a combo going. You’ll unlock more turds for each stage as well as more dense crowds on the sidewalk, strangely making it easier as you progress instead of amping up the challenge.
Eventually you’ll unlock the “bomb” item, which is different for each of the 3 stages. These will blanket the screen with poo, leaving no one safe, and giving you a ridiculous combo multiplier. While fun to watch, it negates the impact of your carefully aimed single turds, since RNG seems to take the wheel.
– Real player with 9.8 hrs in game
I think everything’s horrible about the game. Just the achievements are easy to get.
And I’m not gonna write a long review even because my three-times surgery (?) operated arm isn’t doing so good. Yeah, actually it’s so disgusting that this is the reason why I’m not gonna write about shit and poop and crappy graphics and ridiculous gameplay.
You can get actually all the achievements in one or two hours, as other have already said I think on the boards.
Completely repetitive, camera sucks, controls suck. One can not review this as a youtube joke or simply something not to be taken seriously, otherwise they would not fucking ask you 1€. But also with a -90% coupon like I got it, I’d never recommend this. Just if you’re an achievement hunter and you want easy achievements.
– Real player with 8.9 hrs in game