Fidget Spinner
At first glance, this game may seem as if it was made by a child. The icon seems a bit abstract, but when you look closer, you’ll understand all the hidden meanings behind this game. What they are? That’s for you to find out. I can’t ruin this surprise for any one of you. But now, I must tell you the story; one of the absolute power this game actually contains. Some say that words can’t affect you, but these words can. My daughter once had cancer. Every breath, every step, every motion was painful for her, but she still clung on to life. She was determined to beat her cancer and live on, sitting in the flower forests that she always loved to visit whenever she played with her fidget spinner. Gosh, she loved those flowers. Even now I tear up when thinking about her. I remember the day she was told that she had a year left to live. She was shocked; she thought that her fighting was enough, but it seems that it wasn’t. The cancer was too strong. However, through it all, she still prevailed, and so did her love for the simplicity of a small hand held toy, basic but passes time in a unique way. Coming across this game was a large surprise to myself, saying that I have not heard of this artistically crafted video game beforehand. But, after buying this masterpiece, I feel ashamed for not holding the passionate story line like The last of us in my possession before this point. Never before in my life have I played such diligent and thoughtful storytelling spilled out upon these pixels.The cover of this game is a beautifully hand drawn masterpiece. It is a mind baffling precursor to the extreme design of such a game. I will tell you why. After you play this game, you experience your body being cleansed from head to toe. this is only the beginning. Your sadness will go into the yawning abyss, and an extreme amount of happiness will wash over you like a wave. This game is exquisitely well coded. I look back on our many memories from back then and cry. On that last, fateful day, I held her hand close. I held it tight. Her mother couldn’t be with her, but she’s alright with just me. She left us a while ago. I can’t blame her for it; our living situation is terrible. I couldn’t stand to see her in a situation like this, and I suppose that she couldn’t stand being in it. I remember her asking me to play this game with her, with a great big smile on her face. Her grin went from ear to ear; something I barely saw anymore. I do remember tearing up. But her heart rate was slowing down. I had played it before she left me. Each level, each spinner, each breath I took gave her a smile. I remember her always wanting to play this but never getting the chance to, so I got it for her. She closed her eyes with a smile after I unlock the final spinner and closed the closed the game. A final beep, then nothing. But her heart rate decided to come back. I practically jumped out of my seat; I was surprised. I alerted the doctors right away. Was it this game? Was it this game that had brought her back? Fast forwarding to now; my daughter’s in college. She has left fidget spinner behind, but still visits it from time to time. This is her favorite game. Thank you, dear developer, for putting such care and effort into this wonderful game. I hope it continues to spread its blessings throughout time, lovingly teaching kids about the joys of a toy. I hope this game gets to those in need, and I hope the meaning behind the story will inspire them as well. And again, thank you. 3
– Real player with 4003.7 hrs in game
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Ok how do I even start this review. Ok so im a EPIC DESPACITO GAMER and I gotta say after playing 24+ hours of this game I acheived true immortality. This game has completely set a new standard on how future games should look and feel. Comparing this to Skyrim and Grand Theft Auto V should not even be a discussion. This game is far superior than all of these other AAA games that are currently being released. This game is far tooooo under priced for a game on this level.
This game features revolutionary game mechanics. The atmosphere is incredibly deep to the point where it ACTUALLY makes you feel like batman. The music in this game is also top notch and I cant wait for a soundtrack to be released for this masterpeice. Another thing that makes this such a perfect game is that the graphics surpass that of Grand Theft Auto V, Fallout 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 4, ETC.
– Real player with 87.3 hrs in game
The Culling 2
I never played the 1st Culling, have only watched my favorite streamer play it a lot, and bought it because they wanted to plan matches vs. subbies. I play PUBg casually, and it’s not my usual genre, but even so could immediately see the easy access to everything and overabundance of guns totally killed the original melee and crafting fun. The size of the map and lack of players, game machiniques are also a problem. I’m in Europe, never could get a game on EU server at all. I can understand why so many people are angry, but you can make it fun if you don’t take it too seriously, but for the price?
– Real player with 6.9 hrs in game
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Ok… here we go…
I wrote a very long twitch thread to the developers regarding this title. The things that I can say that are positive:
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I’m glad the announcer is back
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The recoil control feels really, really good. It’s erratic in a good way.
The bad:
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They missed the boat on the character customization aspect by a mile. They needed to be WAY more over-the-top with the outfits and craziiness that would be this type of a game show.
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They missed out on the gameshow feel of the game completely. The only thing that even makes it feel remotely like a gameshow is the starting area. After that, you’re in a typical battle arena.
– Real player with 3.3 hrs in game
Wild Animal Racing
One day while I was home alone sitting at my computer browsing the steam store for another hentai puzzle game to play I saw this absolute work of art known as “Wild Animal Racing”, upon laying eyes on it I was instantly taken aback by its next-generation graphics and absolutely phenomenal soundtrack that I knew I had to buy it. After downloading the game and playing it for a while, I realized that the driving mechanics rival the likes of Forza, Assetto Corsa, and Mario Kart just to name a few. Along with the extremely diverse lineup of characters ranging from a giraffe that bleats to a hippo that moos, it also brought a tear to my eye with how surprisingly in-depth the story is, it tells the juicy and lore filled tale of Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) the purple hippo struggling with his gender identity [Source] and a racing addiction searching the lands far and wide for the answer to what he truly wishes to be, when one day Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) was out roaming the streets of Zig-Zag-Zog in his new race car when a giraffe by the name of Ginger approaches him and tells him that he can give him anything he wants and more so long as he beats him in a race. After some thought, Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) takes Ginger up on the offer and is quoted as saying “I’m the best racer there is, beating you will be a breeze!” and so Ginger laughs and says “Alright, meet me on the coastal island at 3:00PM and we’ll see how good of a racer you really are.” When the next day rolls around Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) meets Ginger at the coastal island to race, telling him that he will regret the day he dared to challenge him. When the race countdown ends and the cars takeoff Ginger starts by taking the lead with Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) just barely trailing behind. Worried he will lose and be unable to obtain the answers he so desperately seeks he pleads with the Gods themselves to help him win this race, and so like a miracle sent down from the heavens a floating “?” appears on the track right in front of Hugo(Formerly Henrietta), wondering what it is Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) bracing for impact tries running into it to see what becomes of the mysterious object, and to Hugo(Formerly Henrietta)’s surprise a button with a symbol resembling a rocket appears on his center console. Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) curiously presses it to see what the odd button did and to Hugo(Formerly Henrietta)’s surprise a Firework Rocket shot out the front of his car striking Ginger’s car in one of its back wheels causing it to spin out of control allowing Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) to take the lead. After recovering from the mysterious spin-out Ginger attempts to speed up and catch Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) before he can finish the race, but to no avail. Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) had already finished the race beating Ginger and gaining himself “anything he wants and more.” After the race Ginger approaches Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) and says, “While that spin out was rather peculiar, I am a man of honor so I will grant you what you seek.” following up with “But first, I’d like to invite you on a journey across the world so that you can race to your heart’s content.” Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) without hesitation agrees to join Ginger on the so-called “journey across the world” to see where it might take him. Their first stop is Giza, Egypt, racing around the Pyramid of Djoser. After winning the race Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) who came in first, says to Ginger, who once again came in second behind Hugo(Formerly Henrietta), “That was so much fun I’m glad I decided to go on this ‘journey across the world’. Where is our next stop?” Ginger, after some thinking, replies “We’ll race in Paris, then off to Holland!” Hugo(Formerly Henrietta), is excited for this next step in the journey and says “Let’s do it!” After arriving in Paris and going to the race they realize that they will also be racing against a lion, a zebra, and a rhino. Of course, this will be no trouble at all for Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) and Ginger, two of the greatest wild animal racers of all time. When the race ends Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) and Ginger once again win the race with Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) coming in first with Ginger just behind him in second. After they finish the race in pairs they immediately move on to the next and last step in the journey, Holland. Once again when they arrive at the track in Holland they see the lion, zebra, and rhino that they had met just before the previous race and are immediately overcome with joy knowing the race wouldn’t be a problem. So once again they win the race with Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) coming in first and Ginger just behind in second, solidifying their place as the world’s greatest racists.
– Real player with 51.7 hrs in game
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– Real player with 6.8 hrs in game
Alien Insanity
On the first day God created the dog. God said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten.”
So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, “Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.” The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don’t think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that’s what I’ll do too, okay?”
– Real player with 13.4 hrs in game
A Nostalgic FPS with unique features like Wormholes, Anti-Gravity and Rafts.
Recommended.
– Real player with 11.5 hrs in game
Super Seducer 2 - Advanced Seduction Tactics
Super Seducer 2 can be seen as an excellent combination between an amusing and interesting game. I find it to be an upgrade of the first game in the Super Seducer series.
The nature of the game is unique in which I cannot simply give a number of reasons to play it based on important game elements.
Game review: Super Seducer 2 is a tutorial game that gives you advice regarding social interaction (usually for sexual or romantic purposes) with as consequence that the topic of story cannot be addressed since there is not a real story but more a series of scenarios with possible instructions. It is up to the player to select an option among multiple ones in order to achieve the goal of the scenario. In these options there are 3 types of answers: the correct ones, the bad ones (they are incorrect but they do not stop the scenario) and the dead ones (which put a complete stop to the scenarios). The last category has obvious examples and thus it is not unlikely that the player would wish to explore those choices which is proof that the makers do not take themselves too seriously, which would otherwise make the FMV games less pleasant. I found the game to be a good source of information and of memorable laughter so I would really advise to players to play it if they either seek council for social interaction or if they simply want to test their knowledge and have fun with it.
– Real player with 51.7 hrs in game
Super Seducer 2 is finally out on Steam!
This game try to expand the first one, so i give a brief description of Super Seducer.
Like the first game it’s a “dating simulator”. The structure of the game is very simple.
In the main menù you can choose between various chapters.
Each chapter is a movie with a real life possible scenario in which you meet women.
In this movie there are some interruptions in which you have to choose between various
possible action or responses. After your decision the next scene will be influenced by your action.
– Real player with 20.6 hrs in game
Love Fantasy
TLDR: This is a very good game at a very reasonable price. I strongly recommend the base game.
There is also free 18+ content if you choose. Some of it was fine (expected), and some of the content was not something I would endorse (abusive or potentially non-voluntary).
Overview:
Love Fantasy is about a nerdy guy who lives with and talks to his cat. He is magically brought to a land where five goddesses rule. They need someone to help them defeat a force that is destroying their land. Since he volunteered to be their hero, in varying ways they all fall for him romantically. This is obviously trying to be a documentary.
– Real player with 27.9 hrs in game
Good Gameplay, can be a solid challenge except this game has an auto win feature button so you can pass the levels if you find them too hard. Well drawn characters with a good story/plot although the text speed is a little annoying. The game is good to pass time and for other…. ahem “things”. The characters animated stance adds a little more character to them with the only downside being the poor drawing of the male protagonist understandable as they are not the main focus of the games, the lovely ladies are but as someone of who wants a well drawn main character, then I was slightly disappointed. The game is a basic match-3 type game making it easy to understand but it does offer a tutorial at the start and allows for separate save files. The story has multiple endings and good H scenes. I’d say this game is a solid 8/10 overall with the best features being auto-win to skip to the “special” scenes and the dialogue choices that can affect your game play in a positive or negative way.
– Real player with 7.5 hrs in game
Panty Party
At first sight Panty Party appears to be a perverted, anime game using sexual themes and anime visuals to sell copies. However, when I got to play this game it turned out to be a 3D combat game with plenty of humor. It is a third-person combat game in which you are a pair of panties attacking and being attacked by other panties.
The story mode begins with you as Yurika, a high school student who is known as the Warrior of Love, someone who believes all panties should be loved equally. She can also transform into a talking pair of panties. She runs into a floating pair of panties named Baka Panty. Baka Panty warns Yurika about an evil pair of panties named Panzi. Panzi want humans to believe that panties are their one true love. Yurika must stop Panzi or she will be transformed into panties forever.
– Real player with 10.2 hrs in game
The Warriors of Love band together to save the world!
Panty Party isn’t exactly about parties or anything. It’s a casual fighting game (or a shooter since some of the ‘characters’ have weapons) with a silly premise.
Story: (Yes, there is one)
An evil panty named “Panzi” wants to take over the world. She and her group of panties plan to brainwash all humans and make them only love panties. Obviously, no one wants to be forced to love something. Our main protagonist, Yurika, meets a panty named “Baka Pan”. After Baka Pan tells Yurika the evil plans of Panzi, it’s up to her and some allies she will meet to stop Panzi’s evil plan.
– Real player with 5.7 hrs in game
Stay! Stay! Democratic People’s Republic of Korea!
went into Stay! Stay! with low expectations and had them exceeded. I didn’t think it’d be much more than a cheap cash grab, but I enjoyed my time more than I thought I would.
There’s still not a lot here as far as gameplay and content is concerned, but what’s there is pretty good. It’s not the best visual novel of its type out there, but it’s definitely far from the worst. The humor and surprisingly unsettling insight into True Best North Korea made this game much more intriguing and entertaining than I would have thought at a first glance.
– Real player with 10.8 hrs in game
Ah-ah, he-ey
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, he-ey
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Donald knows
Dirty secrets that I keep
Does Donald know he’s nuking me?
He knows, he knows
D-d-does he know
Another’s hands have touched my skin
I won’t tell him where it’s been
Trump knows, Trump knows, Trump knows
It’s tearing me apart
Kim’s slipping away
Am I just hanging on to all the words Kim used to say?
The pictures on Kim’s phone
She’s not coming home (I’m not coming home)
Coming home, coming home
I know what you did in internment (ah-ah)
– Real player with 8.4 hrs in game
Gachi Finder 3000
The game’s real enjoyable, great graphics and good gameplay. Game itself has a decent skill curve which players can master with enough hours put in. Definitely would recommend the game to all FPS fans out there as well as newcomers.
– Real player with 2038.2 hrs in game
An absolute delight.
A must buy.
One of the best game I’ve ever played.
You need to own it.
You need to own it.
You need to own it.
YOU.
NEED.
TO.
OWN.
IT.
– Real player with 3.1 hrs in game
King Of Mazes
Hilarious game. Don’t buy for the cgs because there’s not many and there’s no gallery. It’s just a very likeable game with funny characters, dialogue and a fuckton of mazes.
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
pros:
good artwork
title describes game
cons:
only 3 “sex scenes” that include 1 image
repetitive
some mazes dont have endings
no choice in story
not even an nsfw gallery when you complete it
treasures are useless and no rewards for exploring
random invisible boundaries
– Real player with 2.2 hrs in game