Pepe Porcupine
Pepe Porcupine is a a masterpiece, and i love it (as you can see from my hours). The game has two categories: Head scratchers and Head Bangers. Both the gamemodes are packed full of action, and contain around 90 puzzles.
Graphics:
The graphics are fantastic, they have gone for the 3D 2D, meaning that its a top-down game, but the protagonist (Pepe) and the boxes have a sort of three dimensional shape to them giving them more life.
Music:
The music in the game is fantastic, its playing classical music at full volume; giving more life to the overwhelming puzzles. It appears to be playing the song “Gloria” by Antonio Vivaldi which in my eyes is a masterpiece.
– Real player with 13.1 hrs in game
Pepe Porcupine is a realistic experience about the tedium and tribulation of a disliked yet expected job coupled with a challenging home relationship.
Pepe Porcupine immediately throws the player into an endearing and well-executed story about our protagonist Pepe. Pepe is sick of his job moving boxes but does it anyway as he has a moral duty to uphold his family legacy and work the night shift at the factory to the best of his ability. Pepe’s immediate and all-encompassing love-hate relationship with crate moving is shown through the means of both displeased and cheerful sound effects during the game. Pepe’s cheers of “woo-hoo” sent chills down my spine when first I heard them. Likewise, the choir music that sings during every level provides a powerful religious message, perhaps connected to
! Pepe’s belief in afterlife and the spirits of his dead parents, who also moved boxes for a living. Sometimes, Pepe teleports through or around boxes. This and the input lag is most likely an artistic choice, designed to show just how soul-rending this labor can be. However, the drastic volume increase and harsh guitar riff after every level completion brings forward the obvious joy of Pepe when he does a job well. The on-screen vertical layout of movement buttons is a lagless option of ambulation, but still challenging in own demand as the buttons are placed strangely, haphazardly, as if boxes in a warehouse, stretching far up into the rafters. The undo button is Pepe’s escape. Im sure he dreams of a new life, a fresh beginning, but determined to fill his family with pride, all he can do is dream of an undo in his own existance. Sometimes during gameplay, Pepe refuses to move for a few seconds. I don’t blame Pepe. The physical exertion demonstrated by this anthropomorphic spiny mammal is colossal and endless. The levels are challenging, much like Pepe’s life at home. This is demonstrated in-game by the frequent 1080p 60fps cutscenes which paint an eloquent picture of
! Pepe’s sudden and tear-jerking divorce with his wife of eighteen years. A single father without custody of his child, he turns to alcohol and mild opiates to fill his empty life.
– Real player with 9.2 hrs in game
Save Jesus
4k graphics, blown away by the sound quality, the voice acting is superb. personally, one of my favorite quotes is “ya think yu can stop me? look it, ah gawt a tahme macheen!” very intricate and thought-out dialogue is one of this game’s strongest points. in addition, the plot and lore of save jesus is so complex and designed so well that its almost like you are actually there in the game saving jesus! it is an experience similar to that of smoking weed, while dying and going to heaven but learning that jesus is in trouble so you save him and then wake up wondering… “what did i eat for dinner last night?” you look over to jesus in your bed and he stares back at you and then you wake up again to find that your entire existence was actually a dream in itself. anyway, every game has its downsides as well. save jesus is no exception. one of the worst parts about this game is the lack of an easy mode, as the difficulty rivals that of dark souls. another issue is the demanding system requirements. my macintosh computer at school has trouble running this game. constant crashes and it struggles to get even 10 fps. no problems on my coughcoughsuperiorcoughcough pc though. the game is magnificent, and the sheer quality is reflected in every possible aspect. the system requirements can easily be justified for such a masterpiece. in conclusion, save jesus is a fantastic AAA title that i recommend to any fans of the popular book series “the holy bible,” based on this very game. hope this review helps!
– Real player with 247.1 hrs in game
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When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
– Real player with 163.9 hrs in game
Save the Furries
The furries were facing near extinction. As I watched from a distance their race being annihilated. I then decided to intervene, and proceeded to help them wage their war for survival.
– Real player with 1264.2 hrs in game
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A very generic puzzle game, where mediocre could be said about everything in it - from graphics to sounds to gameplay.
The graphics in particular aren’t very crisp, and sometimes I found myself lost between the foreground and background. Nothing really stands out as exciting, and while nothing is particularly bad, nothing about it is particularly good.
I played the whole game in about 3hrs - probably more than the average person, as I initially wanted to collect everything, but gave up on this idea part-way through due to lack of interest.
– Real player with 3.1 hrs in game
Dessert Storm
Another terrible zero-effort clone of a better game from EnsenaSoft. This one is Bejewelled—although I guess it wants to be Candy Crush. The graphics are absolutely hideous, to the point of getting in the way of the incredibly simple gameplay. There’s an octagonal object called a waffle that bears absolutely no resemblence to an actual waffle in any form whatsoever, and can only be identified by the word “waffle” stamped on its texture.
The inane, royalty-free, GM MIDI-style music will have you saying “Yes, I know the Muffin Man, and I hope he dies a horrible and painful death”.
– Real player with 7.1 hrs in game
This game is a pile of dung at current stage. It’s supposed to be a slider game like Candy Crush or other match 3+ gems games but fails miserably.
What’s wrong about this game:
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unresponsive controls! - half of the time the game is not responding properly to what mouse gestures I am making. I am pointing the tile down and it goes left!
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ugly graphics - what’s wrong with this dancing ice cream cartoony character? Uncanny valley effect maybe. It’s so plastic and artificial that I can’t even look at it.
– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
Cats Organized Neatly
- DIFFICULTY -
🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 “Dark Souls”
- GRAPHICS -
🔲 “MS Paint”
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
☑️ Graphics don’t matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece
- MUSIC -
🔲 Bad
☑️ Not special
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
- STORY -
☑️ This game has no story
🔲 Like playing “Temple Runners” for the story
🔲 It’s there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Epic story
- PRICE -
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
– Real player with 1261.6 hrs in game
Cats Organized Neatly is a well done and beautiful drawn casual puzzle game that is super cute. Who doesn’t love that. Combined with a responsive developer this makes for a winning combination in my eyes. I look forward to future DU&I titles.
I would recommend to anyone that enjoys puzzle games. I found that it gave enough challenge to keep me interested but not so much so that I thought i was being trolled by an unobtainable level as some other puzzle games have done.
- For achievement hunters, easy 100% as it’s fully guided. Also cat lovers who hate puzzle games if they want the super cute achievements for profile showcases without doing the work.
– Real player with 19.4 hrs in game
Election 2020: Battle for the Throne
it’s a pretty fun game to play
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
Love Fantasy
TLDR: This is a very good game at a very reasonable price. I strongly recommend the base game.
There is also free 18+ content if you choose. Some of it was fine (expected), and some of the content was not something I would endorse (abusive or potentially non-voluntary).
Overview:
Love Fantasy is about a nerdy guy who lives with and talks to his cat. He is magically brought to a land where five goddesses rule. They need someone to help them defeat a force that is destroying their land. Since he volunteered to be their hero, in varying ways they all fall for him romantically. This is obviously trying to be a documentary.
– Real player with 27.9 hrs in game
Good Gameplay, can be a solid challenge except this game has an auto win feature button so you can pass the levels if you find them too hard. Well drawn characters with a good story/plot although the text speed is a little annoying. The game is good to pass time and for other…. ahem “things”. The characters animated stance adds a little more character to them with the only downside being the poor drawing of the male protagonist understandable as they are not the main focus of the games, the lovely ladies are but as someone of who wants a well drawn main character, then I was slightly disappointed. The game is a basic match-3 type game making it easy to understand but it does offer a tutorial at the start and allows for separate save files. The story has multiple endings and good H scenes. I’d say this game is a solid 8/10 overall with the best features being auto-win to skip to the “special” scenes and the dialogue choices that can affect your game play in a positive or negative way.
– Real player with 7.5 hrs in game
Mess Adventures
Best trolling game of the years ^^
– Real player with 18.3 hrs in game
shabiyouxi，simazuozhe，天天闪退，不能保存，吐了
– Real player with 10.5 hrs in game
Bad Rats Show
I got this game while I was in still living with my roommate, Joey. He was a bit of a spazz, due to his autism but, my cousin was like that and I could deal. We lived together for about 2 years, and nothing really went wrong. He did fine, socially, and so did I. On like the last day I was gonna be living there, in a drunken haze with a few of my friends that we decided to do a really shitty prank of sorts on him. Basically, my friend Rashawn had a rat infestation go on and he decided to save the rat corpses to just throw them on someone and we decided it would be funny to do it then on Joey. Joey was out doing some project or just chilling with friends, idk. He’d usually just chill with the people in art school. We just hid in the house, he got home a bit earlier than usual so we had to improvise and just hide in a closet or two and wait for him to get to his room and spring our trap. After waitin a bit, we came out of the closet to see him playing some game on the computer, it was perfect. We crept forward and just dumped the rats on him, then proceded to jump around screaming “WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA FLAME BRIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKKKKSQQQQQQQUAAAAAAAAADDDDDD.”
– Real player with 26.0 hrs in game
I’m sure if you’ve looking at this particular store page you have already know that Bad Rats Show is in fact a very bad game. You’ve looked at all the people who have played it for 20 minutes and had a nice chuckle at all the funny anecdotes on how broken and ugly this game is.
This review however will be in fact an actual review of this game judging it’s merits and faults.
For those unaware of the history of this franchise Bad Rats is a notorious game on Steam that became the joke of many users. Often during Steam Sales or even at full price people will buy this game in bulk and send to all there friends as a “gift”. Of course anyone who would actually play Bad Rats will almost immediately realize the extremely low quality, terrible performance and awful graphics. Now because of the huge amounts of sales this game have gain due to this little inside joke the developers of Bad Rats decided to bless us with it’s sequel: Bad Rats Show.
– Real player with 16.7 hrs in game
How To Bathe Your Cat
This game is unbelievably cute and the colors are pretty. The puzzles were challenging, often more in execution rather than difficulty to figure out. I enjoyed every single second of playtime and only wish it were longer. Sometimes bombs glitch pieces of whatever you’re exploding into the walls. You can glitch for extra bombs and boxes. Other than that I didn’t notice any bugs, and the things I listed weren’t really a problem, just funny.
– Real player with 4.3 hrs in game
Adorable puzzle game! None of the levels are absolute hair pullers, but you do often have to catch the liquid with well timed boxes, which can take time and some practice. There is one level where you have to drag a box carefully up and down so not to spill two mediums into each other, and I felt like I was losing my mind. Other than that, I had a lot of fun!
– Real player with 3.9 hrs in game