Hiking Simulator 2017
If you played this game and liked it and there are hidden paths and you can actually DO something, let me know so I can go back and then rewrite the review. Otherwise…
Graphics are not quite as good as Turok from 1997 which I played recently and it runs worse than Turok on my machine which makes no sense as there are no animations other than a few animals (mostly stuck in walls) and no ambient sounds. The gray rocky walls in the first area reminded me of the graphics in the original Doom.
Hilly Landscape map was kind of a non-event. Then Mountain Top and I look at the mountains in the distance and think “Now that’s what I’m talking about!”. Oh, wait… All you can do is LOOK at the mountain tops and the actual map is about as interesting as Hilly Landscape. The pine grove could have been nice except for the impenetrable branches and I wound up coming out pretty much where I started. And in one spot I rotated 360 and saw 3 of one and 2 of another identical boulders so not much variety in the landscape.
– Real player with 14.2 hrs in game
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Honestly it isn’t as bad as some reviews made me think. In some ways it’s worse, in some ways better. This game is a strange mix of making skies and the glass in the open farm shed super pretty, then stretching the landscapes. Keep in mind I bought it on sale for 49 cents USD and it’s honestly worth about that from the stupid ways to die factor.
If you could put a boat out on the lake or, I dunno, approach the animals without them running, it would be worth more. What saves it is the music. What dooms is is that it looked way prettier on the lowest graphic setting and the music volume bar is useless.
– Real player with 1.6 hrs in game
Hiking Simulator 2018
Kind of pretty in spaces. You can play either seeing your character or with a first person view. At it’s dark heart this is a hiking sim filled with mountains to climb, trees to see, and cute little bunnies. Aw. Too bad the bears hate you. So do the wolves and boars. Most of the animals are dangerous, but it’s more that type of game.
I didn’t like that at first, but amazingly you can outrun charging bears and wolves. Ditto the boars, though those suckers will chase you. I hit the statue that shall hereafter be called Freyr’s temple and got chased.
– Real player with 4.0 hrs in game
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AMAZING GAME……. 10/10 would buy. The wildlife blew my mind, the attention to detail is remarkable. the birds are kind of dicks tho, no need to ever go outside again this game has it all from giant brids to demonic burnt bacon like creatures. WISH I COULD HAVE PAID FULL PRICE! im buying it for my aunt as her dying wish…. its that good (sound track is top notch) the Aurora Borealis is worth the search it only took me 81 minutes. my girlfriend said she was going to leave me if i dont stop playing this game….. I CANT STOP SEND HELP… the snow crunch is supper realistic. overall a great time.
– Real player with 1.6 hrs in game
Elastic Fantastic
LOVE LOVE LOVE Elastic Fantastic! This game has me hooked. It is not just a matter of bouncing from dot to dot, the mastering of the stretch of the elastic and the movement of the man make this game a challenge you don’t want to miss! I have passed level 17 and continue to try to master the skills needed for future levels! I play everyday and I rage every time and I retry over and over and I love every minute of it! GIVE THIS GAME A TRY!!!
– Real player with 43.3 hrs in game
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Cute game! The graphics are simple and clean, the mechanics are a lot of fun, very challenging!
– Real player with 0.1 hrs in game
Fox Simulator
I have not played varey long but I had A glitch ware I was invinsible
– Real player with 10.8 hrs in game
Grate!
– Real player with 7.2 hrs in game
Meat Beating: No More Horny
Holding your piss while meat beating actually pretty challenging you know.
– Real player with 13.0 hrs in game
Beat your meat to exhaustion while you’re young and fit! Father doesn’t understand.
Meat Beating: No More Horny is a game that defines a generation. Close your eyes and put yourself into this scenario. You are in the woods. Before you stands a sizeable cut of meat. You clench your fists. You know what you must do. Punch after punch. The tender, juicy, red and ripe meat before you squishes and squirms with every hit, every beat. You are relentless. But pace yourself, this is not an experience you wish to rush through. When it’s time to stop, you stop.
– Real player with 2.0 hrs in game
Мухосранск | Russian City Sim
This was on my wishlist and i got it as soon as it went live on steam, I am not disappointed. Very chill experience of a soviet city.
I play listening to some sovietwave mixes (Our Dream Sovietwave on youtube is a good one).
i hope for some updates to interactivity in the game, an apartment in a block housing project would be pretty sweet too; maybe some hidden collectibles in the world too.
fun to explore and just feel the vibe. This feels like a great start, but it is good for what it is; only found a few buildings with no clip on.
– Real player with 5.8 hrs in game
It’s a very simple game, where you walk slowly and take heavily motion-blurred looks around the landscape. I enjoy it, I enjoy the music, and if you’re in want of a game with no goal other than being alone in a pretty world then it’s a good choice for cheap.
Sidenotes: shift to run; in order to go up most stairs you need to run (and sometimes jump) while looking straight forward ‘cause if you look at your feet on stairs it pushes you backwards for some reason; as someone who can’t read Russian, I find that this game provides good practice for reading Cyrillic text, so I leave this game in Russian most times.
– Real player with 3.2 hrs in game
Call of Senpai: Waifu Warfare
An absurdly hilarious experience.
If you are looking for a good meme H-Game on steam to either goof around with or gift to your friends then oh boy do I have some good news for you. Call of Senpai is more than a video game, it is a life altering experience where you play as a young woman named Miki, who dares seek out the title of ultimate waifu. To do this you must compete in three rounds of the prestigious tournament “Call of Senpai”.
On a more serious note though this game is exactly what you probably think it is. It’s clunky, has bad Russian-English dialogue, and is filled with bugs. The cut scenes are more than worth the suffering though as they provide some of the most gut busting lines I’ve heard in an H-game in a hot minute. The largest problem the game has though is that the first round of the tournament is near impossible to complete without glitching due to how bad and glitchy the gun combat is. If I could give any recommendation to anyone who seeks to play this game it’s that if you want to clear the first round of the tournament down one of the girls and then repeatedly shoot her body til you win to get past the broken gun.
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
3D Anime action - bad optimization - horrible voice-over = Bait and switched. Came for waifus and got potatoes. There is very little info on the controls. The game feels more like early access.
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– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
Beers and Boomerangs VR
- Kangaroos are trying to steal your beer! Throw boomerangs in VR to survive the wildlife chaos. Cook for your mates, and save your Aussie BBQ!
- Have increasingly perilous BBQs where you survive against different animals, in different scenarios and cook different food!
Features:
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🤹🏼Cool physics.🤹🏼
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🦘Annoying Australian fauna.🐨
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🌠Very satisfying boomerang trajectories🌠.
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🥕Vegetarian options🥦.
This is clearly self-defence!
This game is still in development, so some aesthetics aspects are going to be changed, if you want to support this project wishlist it!
Tightrope Walking
Thank you so much for making this game. I found this masterpiece while dumpster diving and found gold. After the 3.6 hours of playing I finally beat this master piece of a beautiful game. All of these levels were made with care (except the office 2 level). It was a challenge I have to admit but after falling and falling and falling, I finally beat it. I love every level and I will go into detail:
SPOILER WARNING
Level 1: the introduction. It shows how to play the game in an important place, the forest. This level is great because it shows the iconic tightrope and will teach you how to balance.
– Real player with 4.7 hrs in game
too hard.. played for an hour on easy, couldn’t more than 2m into level 2 without falling. LOL
– Real player with 1.3 hrs in game
Zoo Cleaner
это лучшее во что я когда либо играл. 12 из 10 это лучше киберпанка и прочих игр. лучше этого уже никогда не сделают!!!
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
w pytke
– Real player with 0.7 hrs in game