COME ALIVE!

COME ALIVE!

you just wanted to hang with your crush!

so how’d you end up stuck between them and your friends in your tiny dorm room watching a campy horror film?

And what happens when the movie comes to life?

This is not what you signed up for.

COME ALIVE! is a first person 2.5d mystery visual novel about a group of friends, where you play from several of their perspectives. Can you get to the bottom of why this movie has come alive? Or should you just roll with it and have fun?

  • A regular cast of normal characters

  • Definitely nobody dies ahaha

  • ~1 hour playtime

  • Original, dream-like art and music

  • Gamepad + keyboard/mouse support

  • For MacOS / Windows / Linux


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COME ALIVE! on Steam

Deep Dark Fight

Deep Dark Fight

This game is not OK, it is bad. All sounds in game (music, jumps, sound of your death) are very annoing (but not gachi sounds of course). 1/2 of levels are VERY boring. Bosses are very boring, too. The last level had made so bad, that I deleted game. This game is not rofl-able, it is too good for that (but it is too bad to play it serios). I don’t want to play this game for free, and paying even 300$ hm hm… 1,5$ for it is silly

Real player with 7.3 hrs in game


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Real player with 4.1 hrs in game

Deep Dark Fight on Steam

Russian Reality

Russian Reality

On the whole, it’s not a bad game. Good combat system, there are four main characters to play as. The presence of bosses is nice. And the cherry on the cake is a very rich storyline, with side quests that depend on your choice. Recommended for purchase !

Real player with 2.8 hrs in game


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Cool game in which you need to fight drunks, complete tasks and complete the story. The game has many locations, skill leveling of the character and many different chips.

A very decent game for a sane price. Recommend.

Real player with 2.7 hrs in game

Russian Reality on Steam

Highway Blossoms

Highway Blossoms

Highway Blossoms isn’t really what I would define a “game” in any sense. There aren’t really any game elements, or any way to make choices or impact the story, like there is in some branching visual novels. I still like it, but just a heads up for those expecting choices, you are in for a linear experience with this one, like a book with music, movement, and pictures. I fully recommend it to those that enjoy a linear, non-interactive, character focused story, with cute and likeable characters.

Because of this most of this review is going to be commenting on the story, characters, and themes, and I am going to put most of it under spoilers.

Real player with 32.0 hrs in game

This game justified a detailed review, so if you’re interested in others like it, check out my Curator page here:

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I felt this VN deserved a more detailed review, just because of how frustrating it was at times playing it, being drawn in and enjoying many parts of it, yet being put off by others.

While I’m putting it as not recommended, this review is more to indicate what might put people off, rather than discouraging others from trying it, because this VN was put together with effort, and definitely worth a look if it touches on topics that you’re interested in.

Real player with 21.6 hrs in game

Highway Blossoms on Steam

Chair F*cking Simulator

Chair F*cking Simulator

Erotic. Sublime. A wonderful experience with which to pass the time.

Chair Fcking Simulator, henceforth known as CFS offers a unique outlook into the lifestyle of sxually uninhibited, potato shaped being. Browsing through profiles on postcards, Potato-Like Man picks one perfect and sexy piece of furniture with which to do the deed.

Friends, let me tell you that I’d been quivering with anticipation up to this point but when the actual act began, ohhh, what art. Potato-man slams his vegetable groin into a variety of sultry seats. Thus far, my most beloved memory was Potato grinding his shapely buttocks (You can do that too in case you don’t feel especially thrusty) into a spitting image of Ol' Sparky complete with blue electric light.

Real player with 357.7 hrs in game

Absolutely my favorite experience that I have ever had with any f**king sim.

Graphics:

The graphics are pretty stellar for a game about chair… buffing. Your character really gives off the vibes that they are the last thing alive in the immersive world, but we’ll get to setting in a moment. Overall, 7/10 in graphics. Great, but I don’t necessarily feel like I’m buffing a chair.

Story:

The story is barebones, if there at all, but you can grasp the rough points:

*You are the last living thing that isn’t a chair

Real player with 6.8 hrs in game

Chair F*cking Simulator on Steam

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator

First of all, I DID like the game. But it was, at the same time, deceiving. I’d give it a 6/10, but if it were the right price, I’d give it a 8.5/10 for sure.

Let’s start with the good things about it: it is a very enjoyable, nice and light game. Most dads are also charming, the art is great, too.

But on the other hand… routes are extremely, extremely short. Takes around 45 minutes to complete each route. Not only that, but the endings are very limited, only having 2 endings, so there’s no room for replaying it to find the rest of the endings. I remember the Official Twitter promised multiple endings per dad. You don’t get to know the characters, and most of the time, it doesn’t really feel like you’re flirting with them. I only got that impression with Damien. It’s like you guys are obviously just friends until the end of the third date where you suddenly kiss and love each other. I was really excited to do Brian’s route, but was very deceived to find that his route is just… being rivals and at the very end kissing. Nothing more. It felt empty and superficial, despite the cute shirtless moment or the final kiss and hug at Amanda’s party. Didn’t feel like a real developing relationship. I think that it wasn’t only because of how short the route is, but because of how it was written as well. You could also have a short route where it does seem like they’re flirting, like Damien’s.

Real player with 27.3 hrs in game

Played Character Route Order: Damien ◈ Robert ◈ Joseph ◈ Mat ◈ Craig ◈ Hugo ◈ Brian

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator doesn’t really live up to what the store page tells you, nor to most of the positive reviews it received. You’re better off reading positive as well as negative reviews to get an idea of the actual content. I’m not going to say that Dream Daddy is a bad Visual Novel, it’s just not what one might expect at first.

I have mixed feelings about this game, and I can’t deny that I’m slightly disappointed. You see, it was one of those games I was really looking forward to since it claims to be a BxB dating sim. I know it probably sounds stupid, but I usually wait before I purchase a game that I really want, just to build up some more excitement, or to pass time until the game is running properly. The longer I wait, the more I’m actually anticipating the moment when I finally decide to play it. After seeing that this title is so hyped on Steam and YouTube, my expectations naturally grew to an extent where it is almost unavoidable not to feel slightly disappointed now and then. Nevertheless, after figuring out that one year after release was enough time of waiting, I finally started to play it. Alas, it didn’t turn out like I hoped it would.

Real player with 20.4 hrs in game

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator on Steam

Gachi Heroes 2: Flexboll

Gachi Heroes 2: Flexboll

It’s a good laugh but it’s so difficult to beat the whole game, the ball is way too fast and Ricardo is way too slow, you’ll miss the power-ups most of the time and the collision angles are really awkward. It’s hard to change the direction of the ball because the hitbox of Ricardo is unusual and there is no level select, meaning if you lose - that’s it, you have to start all over which can be frustrating. When you pause the game using the esc button, it doesn’t actually pause the game, only the store menu does. Other than that everything seems okay.

Real player with 6.5 hrs in game

This game should not even be on steam. It is a poorly coded collection of appropriated assets. There is zero support for this “game” and all of the complaints/issues with the game have been unresolved or acknowledges since its release. The “game” is clearly an unfinished cash grab that somehow snuck past it’s way onto the store. The reviews are all either jokes about the adult content in the “game” or complaining about these same facts. The game is unplayable and there has been no indication from the creators (Lohsoft) that they ever intend to fix or further develop this trainwreck. I just wish I had done my research instead of wasting time figuring all this out myself.

Real player with 4.9 hrs in game

Gachi Heroes 2: Flexboll on Steam

Gachi Heroes

Gachi Heroes

This game is absolutely astounding. The game’s graphics are absolutely next gen, this game will have troubles running on your puny xbox 15 and playstation 24. Although it’s just a clicker game, the lore of this masterpiece is absolutely massive which makes this game even more enjoyable. rest in piece Billy. I would’ve honestly given this game a fat, sticky load of orgasming gay men 8 out of fucking 10, IF NOT. FOR. THE. O R G A S M INDUCING OST.

I cannot describe how much more enjoyable it is to slap Hitler with my diamond pickaxe while listening to a popular song remixed with Billy performing his best homosexual pleasure sounds. This game blew my mind. I cannot describe fully how good it is. God bless Steam and the Dev.

Real player with 22.2 hrs in game

My fellow brothers, I, RestlessRon, stand here today, humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our Gachi ancestors.

We are in the midst of a crisis. Gachi Heroes is at war against a far-reaching storm of disturbance and deletion. The Gachi economy is badly weakened: a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of acknowledgement, but also on the collective failure to make hard choices and to prepare for a new, MAD age.

Today, I say to you, that the challenges are real, and they are many. They will not be easily met, or in a short span of time, but know this, Gachi Heroes: they will be met. In reaffirming the greatness of this game, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of shortcuts. It has not been for the faint-hearted, or who seek the fleshly pleasures. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the wasted genii, the creators of MAD things. For us, they toiled in sweatshops, endured the lash of the spanking. Time and again, these men struggled, and sacrificed, so that we might … LIVE BETTER.

Real player with 6.3 hrs in game

Gachi Heroes on Steam

Last Anime boy: Saving loli

Last Anime boy: Saving loli

Sailor Moon (Japanese: 美少女戦士セーラームーン, Hepburn: Bishōjo Senshi Sērā Mūn, originally translated as Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon[1] and later as Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon[2][3]) is a Japanese shōjo manga series written and illustrated by Naoko Takeuchi. It was originally serialized in Nakayoshi from 1991 to 1997; the 60 individual chapters were published in 18 tankōbon volumes. The series follows the adventures of a schoolgirl named Usagi Tsukino as she transforms into Sailor Moon to search for a magical artifact, the “Legendary Silver Crystal” (「幻の銀水晶」, Maboroshi no Ginzuishō, lit. “Phantom Silver Crystal”). She leads a group of comrades, the Sailor Soldiers (セーラー戦士, Sērā Senshi) (Sailor Guardians in later editions) as they battle against villains to prevent the theft of the Silver Crystal and the destruction of the Solar System.

Real player with 0.9 hrs in game

“The Muslim Nazis stole your lolis…”

…oh boy you can immediately tell this is going to be one of those game.

This isn’t a real game it’s just a reskinned Wolfenstein mod, and not even a good mod. The levels are amateurishly designed with no landmarks or maps to navigate your way. Every room looks like every other room. And it takes dozens of minutes of blindly walking in circles to find the exit. Plus constantly hearing the same “Allah Akbar” sound clip repeat every 2 seconds gets annoying has hell.

Real player with 0.6 hrs in game

Last Anime boy: Saving loli on Steam

Colorado Cocoa Club

Colorado Cocoa Club

A Nice cute VN,,

Not long on either Route but very enjoyable.

I liked both girls, both very different to each other and different back grounds.

I Replayed Bahamian Rhapsody yet again and realised Kay Was Rebecca’s Ex,

Nice One Double Peach,,

The Music spoken about and the Jazz guy are in all the stories of these to.

As you read these VN’s you can build the stories all connecting.

I am wondering how far it all goes :p

Will a reunion happen ? hahahaha, all the new sets of Wives..

I recommend it to Yuri fans

Real player with 107.8 hrs in game

I liked this game. In short, there’s enough discussion about food to make a halfling happy, the ladies are lovely and make good conversation, and the story setting is nice and relaxing. I could nit-pick some things (Little Black Book Entertainment, if you ever decide you need a copy editor or proofreader, look me up :P ), but the story comes through loud and clear, so why bother? I come to yuri Cesira, not to appraise her.

Real player with 10.0 hrs in game

Colorado Cocoa Club on Steam