Hiking Simulator 2017
If you played this game and liked it and there are hidden paths and you can actually DO something, let me know so I can go back and then rewrite the review. Otherwise…
Graphics are not quite as good as Turok from 1997 which I played recently and it runs worse than Turok on my machine which makes no sense as there are no animations other than a few animals (mostly stuck in walls) and no ambient sounds. The gray rocky walls in the first area reminded me of the graphics in the original Doom.
Hilly Landscape map was kind of a non-event. Then Mountain Top and I look at the mountains in the distance and think “Now that’s what I’m talking about!”. Oh, wait… All you can do is LOOK at the mountain tops and the actual map is about as interesting as Hilly Landscape. The pine grove could have been nice except for the impenetrable branches and I wound up coming out pretty much where I started. And in one spot I rotated 360 and saw 3 of one and 2 of another identical boulders so not much variety in the landscape.
– Real player with 14.2 hrs in game
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Honestly it isn’t as bad as some reviews made me think. In some ways it’s worse, in some ways better. This game is a strange mix of making skies and the glass in the open farm shed super pretty, then stretching the landscapes. Keep in mind I bought it on sale for 49 cents USD and it’s honestly worth about that from the stupid ways to die factor.
If you could put a boat out on the lake or, I dunno, approach the animals without them running, it would be worth more. What saves it is the music. What dooms is is that it looked way prettier on the lowest graphic setting and the music volume bar is useless.
– Real player with 1.6 hrs in game
Hiking Simulator 2018
Kind of pretty in spaces. You can play either seeing your character or with a first person view. At it’s dark heart this is a hiking sim filled with mountains to climb, trees to see, and cute little bunnies. Aw. Too bad the bears hate you. So do the wolves and boars. Most of the animals are dangerous, but it’s more that type of game.
I didn’t like that at first, but amazingly you can outrun charging bears and wolves. Ditto the boars, though those suckers will chase you. I hit the statue that shall hereafter be called Freyr’s temple and got chased.
– Real player with 4.0 hrs in game
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AMAZING GAME……. 10/10 would buy. The wildlife blew my mind, the attention to detail is remarkable. the birds are kind of dicks tho, no need to ever go outside again this game has it all from giant brids to demonic burnt bacon like creatures. WISH I COULD HAVE PAID FULL PRICE! im buying it for my aunt as her dying wish…. its that good (sound track is top notch) the Aurora Borealis is worth the search it only took me 81 minutes. my girlfriend said she was going to leave me if i dont stop playing this game….. I CANT STOP SEND HELP… the snow crunch is supper realistic. overall a great time.
– Real player with 1.6 hrs in game
Reading Simulator
It’s worth the dollar I got it for, and not much more. Not to put the dev on blast or anything, it’s certainly a good effort, (I know how particular unity development can get!) but it could use some additional polish. The book’s hitboxes are absolutely incredibly finnicky at best, and that motion blur honestly made me a bit sick. Really the biggest thing the game needs is an options menu, to disable motion blur, adjust the bloom of the lighting, turn off the music, that sort of thing! But hey, for a single dollar, it’s a pretty solid frontend to read project gutenberg books from. If you’re feeling particularly ambitious, you could even add some sort of interface to let the user pull in pdfs from their files on disk! Keep up the work, Reading Sim dev!
– Real player with 5.8 hrs in game
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As a book lover, I really loved the ambience of this library and the selection of classics I could find! There is definitely room for improvement, so I’ll start with that.
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It’s hard to find which books can actually be read. I ran around randomly clicking books I saw and only 20 of them were readable (even though there is at least 100). So maybe a shining or glowing function that happens when you hover over a readable book would cut down on that.
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It’s hard to tell what books are available. A library catalogue that can be pulled up would help. When you select the book you want to find, an arrow could point at it until you read it.
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
Internet Cafe Simulator 2
The second game of the series contains much more detailed and different new mechanics.
Build a great internet cafe. Don’t let street thugs and mobsters take your money. They can even throw a bomb inside your cafe.
You can attract more customers on rainy days. Increase the skills you want to develop from the tech tree. Will you become a business prodigy or a brawler skilled at protecting his cafe?
You have to earn money to pay off your brother’s debt!
Keep guards. Prepare meals for your customers. Install generators for power outages.
Improve computers. Purchase game licenses. Delight customers. Turn a ruin into a great cafe.
As a decent person, he can proceed normally. Or you could get involved in completely illegal business.
Hire employees for your cafe and treat them well.
Remember, the customer is always right!
Your Show Has Been Cancelled
This game just keeps going. At least as much content after “finishing” the game as before. Really well put together 3!
– Real player with 104.5 hrs in game
I was not expecting to wholeheartedly enjoy this game as much as I did. From the amazing soundtrack to the laugh-out-loud humor (not even joking) to the real sense of growth in power as you progress, this game will remain near the top of my list for indie games for years. Best of all, you can feel the passion from the creator with every line of dialogue.
If the price is a bit daunting for you, I’d definitely recommend it on sale.
Overall I’d give this game a 8.5/10 - a game I would highly recommend, and I hope to see more from this developer in the future.
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
Ace of Seafood
SERIOUS REVIEW
Ace of Seafood is the supposed successor to ‘Neo Aquarium: The King of Crustaceans’ and this can be seen by a variety of aspects implemented into this newer title ‘Ace of Seafood’.
This game has a surprising amount of aspects to it and they all seemingly work with eachother.
To begin with, the story goes as follows. It’s sometime in the future and the human race has gone extinct, leaving only “seafood” alive. However, while the physical form of humanity has disappeared, they still reside on a subconscious level of existence, presumably taking control of the many forms of marine life alive on Earth. The story isn’t to be taken too seriously as it sounds mostly gimmicky, however I did find myself entranced in the story during some parts of the game.
– Real player with 21.1 hrs in game
This game has made me experience every emotion. I love it. A game for game’s sake. A game that all started from, “I want to make a game where you can fly as a fish”. Wacky, terryfing, inspiring, epic, beautiful, tense. Just a few of the words that describe this game. It’s definitely not a normal game, and if you’re expecting easy controls, perfect english (especially in the trailer, but his voice more than makes up for it), a plot, logic, a glitchless experience, or regular gaming conventions this is not the game for you. But for me, not having these actually adds incredible charm and having them could ruin the experience. The controls and way the game plays really puts emphasis on teamwork, strategy, and manueverability. You’re not pinpoint accurate and the lock on system plain doesnt work on medium to small targets. The “OK, but not perfect” english lends a feeling of otherworldliness to those with a strong suspension of disbelief. The main plot states itself in less than a paragraph and is entirely unnecessary, except the stuff after “The certain thing” that makes it feel really cool and you just proved the worth of all the new “Seafood”. Because the plot should only boil down to “You want take over ocean. Cool stuff happens. Go do it.”. Anything else doesnt matter. The foreign logic results in an interesting new world with new rules that are incredibly fun to figure out. Partner-popping (using co-op’s auto return to put partner in wall and use him to flank enemy while me and rest of team fight head on, then switching to seige formation and forcing them to split up) and melee-flopping/salmon-skipping (what an actual fish does on land in order to pass the dreaded “Radio Channel”/ sprint-swimming over small patches of land in order to escape or surprise enemies). The glitches add to the fun and wacky bits of the game. Me and my friend played through the new-ish Co-op mode and couldnt stop playing. The genuine thrill of coming back to a reef that stomped your tailfin the first few times you tried and managing to overcome it is quite good. So many unique experiences in this game. Seal Team Five. The previously mentioned dreaded Radio Channel. BloodBath at the Bottom of Barrier Reef. The dead Whale. The Canadian outpost (Saury!). King Krab Klubhouse. Simba’s Pride. The College Campus (TriggerFish Reef). The Abyssal Eye. And of course, Space Fish. The single player gives you a sense of total command with you at the helm, while co-op is more working within a team rather than outside of it. Hard to describe the actual gameplay, really. I think it’s supposed to play like a flight sim? The soundtrack’s amazing, too. If you want something different or just something really good and involving, pick it up. OOH (Barracuda), Big Da King (King Crab), Big Boy (Cubera Snapper), He (sort of secret thing), Wate (Tuna), and HIGH VOLTAGE (Electric Catfish) are out there protecting the Ocean from enemies like Seafood Platter No. 2. Why aren’t you?
– Real player with 19.7 hrs in game
Angry Troll Simulator
Okay, first I want to say I am pleased with the changes that have been made to the game, i wish enemies did have health bars but otherwise I love the changes that have been made to sword swinging, also I wish it would be easier to find the places you need like NPCs such as horseman so maybe like a mini map or just a map at spawn would be nice. The change to the menu was amazing, almost too amazing before i just had to press space but now i can use my mouse, the jumping is better now which is nice. I do have more suggestions but those are just some of the main one’s but I’m glad this game has an update.
– Real player with 847.7 hrs in game
I HAVE 421 HOURS IN THIS GAME I HAD IT RUNNING IN THE BACKGROUND
– Real player with 420.7 hrs in game
Love Me Forever
From Brendan’s view: The story is about how I as a brave heroic firefighter save a pretty girl inside a burning building. We start to date she suddenly becomes very clingy and druggs me. Next thing I know I wake up trapped inside her father’s basement with an electric bracelet attached to my ankle. What kind of of girl does something like that?!?
From Allison’s view: The story is about how my soulmate saves my life. We’re in love and want to get married and have babies together! We currently are living very happily at my father’s house. We’re going to have such an amazing life together!
Brendan this is you, you like to play the hero in every given situation
Allison is your girlfriend and soulmate (Alli forced us to write this..)
Jerry is your best friend, he only became a firefighter to get girls
Tori is the paramedic and only female in the firefighter crew
Maddox the driver engineer, drives the fire truck like a racecar driver
Vernon is the captain and your supervisor (he is also a moron)
A unique RPG with puzzle elements tied to the relationship of the main characters
A messed up Story that will question your relationship (if you are in one)
Original hand drawn Art created by a colorblind graphic designer that had an F in art
Curse Words like the s-word and f-word (not scumbag, not fudge,..)
Bag that you need to stash your inventory inside
Glow-in-the-Dark Stickers can only be collected during darkness (turn the light off)
Zodiac Coins exchange them for future predicts from Alli’s grandma (she is a psychic)
Video Tapes will show you intense scenes from your relationship with Allison
Sweet Minigames can be found in the game, also arcade machines
What kind of a game is this?
Love Me Forever is a puzzle and exploration RPG with an inventory system. Find tools, objects, consumables, keys and use them to unlock doors, overcome obstacles and solve puzzles. The game focuses on story and puzzling, it’s combat-free.
What is a cool feature of the game?
The game has 15 video tapes you have to find, each tape will reward you with a funny flashback scene from your relationship with Allison. In every flashback you will find a hint, that will help you to solve a puzzle in the game (so pay close attention!).
Where does the game take place?
The main part of the game takes place in the mansion of Alli’s family. The firefighter part is the prologue of the game, the game begins in the dormitory (Brendan’s room) in the fire department.
Game footage not final.
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Stars received: 0.4/10 ___ Note: v.3 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions
Game description key-points: Ducking garbage from the floor
Overview: I wouldn’t wonder if someone will sit to play this, instead of a real cleaning.
– Real player with 7.1 hrs in game
it’s just a cheat for money. the game takes 10 minutes. 5 levels. this shit is not worth $ 3! Give me back my money! Don’t buy this game!
– Real player with 0.3 hrs in game
Computer Physics Simulator 2020
wish it could be playable for some entertainment value
– Real player with 3.9 hrs in game
i cant even play because added the best graphics so my computer cant work its super lagi on my computer can you please lower the graphics please
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game