Capsule Hotel Simulator
I liked Bed Lying Simulator 2020, it was a weird experience with some nice ideas. But these ideas are missing in Capsule Hotel Simulator. Besides lying there, nothing happens. Graphics are not good too and the achievements are not working, when writing this. I can not recommend it.
Gameplay video:
– Real player with 0.4 hrs in game
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Eat bugs, stay in the pod.
– Real player with 0.2 hrs in game
Griptape Backbone
Ａｃｃｏｒｄｉｎｇ ｔｏ ａｌｌ ｋｎｏｗｎ ｌａｗｓ
ｏｆ ａｖｉａｔｉｏｎ，
ｔｈｅｒｅ ｉｓ ｎｏ ｗａｙ ａ ｂｅｅ
ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ａｂｌｅ ｔｏ ｆｌｙ．
Ｉｔｓ ｗｉｎｇｓ ａｒｅ ｔｏｏ ｓｍａｌｌ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ
ｉｔｓ ｆａｔ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｂｏｄｙ ｏｆｆ ｔｈｅ ｇｒｏｕｎｄ．
Ｔｈｅ ｂｅｅ， ｏｆ ｃｏｕｒｓｅ， ｆｌｉｅｓ ａｎｙｗａｙ
ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｂｅｅｓ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｃａｒｅ
ｗｈａｔ ｈｕｍａｎｓ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｉｓ ｉｍｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｅ．
Ｙｅｌｌｏｗ， ｂｌａｃｋ． Ｙｅｌｌｏｗ， ｂｌａｃｋ．
Ｙｅｌｌｏｗ， ｂｌａｃｋ． Ｙｅｌｌｏｗ， ｂｌａｃｋ．
Ｏｏｈ， ｂｌａｃｋ ａｎｄ ｙｅｌｌｏｗ！
Ｌｅｔ＇ｓ ｓｈａｋｅ ｉｔ ｕｐ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ．
Ｂａｒｒｙ！ Ｂｒｅａｋｆａｓｔ ｉｓ ｒｅａｄｙ！
Ｏｏｍｉｎｇ！
Ｈａｎｇ ｏｎ ａ ｓｅｃｏｎｄ．
Ｈｅｌｌｏ？
－ Ｂａｒｒｙ？
－ Ａｄａｍ？
－ Ｏａｎ ｙｏｕ ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｈａｐｐｅｎｉｎｇ？
– Real player with 20.7 hrs in game
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level design: 11/10
music: phire/10
controls: 5/10
felt like driving a container ship on lean.
Steve ol' boy, love your style. came here after playing awkward demension redux. it’s never about the actual gameplay it’s about the art and the feels. games need more phylisophical pointlessness nowadays.
only thing i didnt like were the controls. turning was more of a suggestion rather than an actual control, which made it tough to do the line rides you want. and the gravity is awkward. the wall-riding code made your freefall gravitate toward whatever angle surface you were close to, which would cause mid-air seizures sometimes. but none of these made it unplayable.
– Real player with 2.2 hrs in game
Kind Words (lo fi chill beats to write to)
This is not a game. This is a community of kind strangers helping each other with kind words. Your only reward will be nice music and rooms to decorate. But that truly is enough. Kind words are not for those who seek rewards or validation. You don’t meet or talk or make friends with anyone. Kind words isn’t made for that. It is just meant to be kind words spoken without reward or consequence between strangers. And in doing just that Kind Words elevates itself. It truly becomes a place where you can seek kindness from strangers, when real life deals you a bad hand.
– Real player with 130.9 hrs in game
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I bought this game a long time ago on a recommendation from a friend, but never picked it up. Then one day recently I was feeling really down and useless about myself. I didn’t really want to play any of my usual favourites and I remembered I had this and thought I’d give it a go.
At first I thought it might be fun to vent into the aether (and I got some lovely responses), but soon I realised that replying to other people’s messages and helping where I thought I could felt great. So many people were going through things I’d been though and could help with. It’s a thoroughly charming game with so many enDEERing features, I’d recommend it to anyone whether you’re feeling good or bad. It’s the sort of game where playing for 15 minutes can make you feel better about the day.
– Real player with 26.1 hrs in game
BEAR, VODKA, STALINGRAD!🐻
the russian pseudo-realistic vacuous spectrum of tangentially tempted networks establishs yet overlaps the suburban and complex cross-disciplinary paradigms. the moment when expansive, resistive interferences imperceptibly re-territorialise the disjunctive ability of multitasking overstimulates conventional sequences, the stressing retrospective could commutably re-consider the elemental substructure of hedonic and progressive inconsistency, while the peripheral postmodern organisation debates the spatiality imperceptible narrative manipulation. the bear’s adhering resonance has its origin in ramified and metonymical tokens based on literal but paradoxically expansive environments such as homogenous platforms and influential unpretentious interplays. thumbs up.
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
When I first saw this on the market, I may have laughed for a second but I hastily scrolled past. But the game persisted, it showed up again and AGAIN until I eventually decided to add it to my wishlist. There the game sat for at least 6 months. And then the day came, my great grandfather who died in the battle of Stalingrad came out from his resting place and whispered into my ear: “NU BLYAT!”. It was a calling, I immediately knew what had to be done. And so I did.
I rushed to grab the game, with all haste I might add, and a couple minutes later the game was already in my possession - it would never leave my tight grasp. I installed it almost immediately; almost - because I received a second calling from my soviet ancestor: “A NU CHEEKI BREEKI V DAMKE!”. I did exactly that. I rushed into my kitchen and grabbed a brand new bottle of Absolut Vodka, can’t play a game like this sober, can we?
– Real player with 2.2 hrs in game
Flying Sofa Simulator
Flying Sofa Simulator - is a funny game with some interesting gameplay, good graphics and immersive first person animations.
You can experience flying on a sofa across a big 64 square kilometers canyon in first person perspective, as well as with cinematic cameras that constantly change angles. Eat chips in first person view, drink juice, eat cookies, lie on a sofa and have a nap… This games brings you an ability to experience something unique, as well as has VR-support to increase your immersion. Sit on a sofa, observe beautiful sceneries. To maxx out your immersion - you can play it while actually sitting on a sofa, with a VR headset.
BEAR, VODKA, FALL OF BERLIN! 🐻
Mishka (The sexy female protagonist ) fills me with the overwhelming feeling of communism (and hornyness). Stalin as he died said, “Mishka they shall not know of your greatness, as I do, but as the impact of your actions save millions, you shall live with the greatness and appreciation of all of the Soviet Union.” -Stalin 1984. The impact this bear made, no the impact this soldier made in world history is often forgotten. This is because of the cover operation, “Bussy”. Standing for B- Bear, U- United, S- Secret, S- Society, Y- Yabadabadoo. This ancient society of mammals has great power, but likes to stay secret. They pull the strings in the world. They decide who wins and who loses.
– Real player with 4.4 hrs in game
This game took so long time to finish. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But then I found out that I’m out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I’m really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I’m a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some vodka because of it, I told her she’ll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she’s the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank vodka about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can’t sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can’t take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she’s sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what’s up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was playing a game called BEAR, VODKA, FALL OF BERLIN and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the game. She said, you know what, I’ve been wondering about a weird Russian music coming from your computer. So we sat down in front of my computer, and lo and behold, there I was still standing with a Thompson in my hand and never killed the end boss.
– Real player with 2.1 hrs in game
Rock, Paper, Scissors Simulator
My god. I have no clue where to start.
Rock, Paper, Scissors Simulator is a fast paced action game based inside of what seems to be a wooden hut with computer generated voices and some dialogue between (Player 1) and “Josh”.
How has this not won an award? The amount of content in this game is astronomical. This is a very complicated strategy game compiled of the very common school-children game Rock, Paper, Scissors, amazing graphics and detailed dialect. You have to pick your attack while also predicting/attempting to counter your opponent’s attack. If I could award a Nobel Peace Prize. I would.
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
It’s impossible to criticise this game for what it is, basically a cheap little piece of crap programming for a LOL. If you are looking for a couple of easy Steam achievements or a quick laugh, this game is for you. If not, steer clear!
– Real player with 0.7 hrs in game