Deep Dark Fight

Deep Dark Fight

This game is not OK, it is bad. All sounds in game (music, jumps, sound of your death) are very annoing (but not gachi sounds of course). 1/2 of levels are VERY boring. Bosses are very boring, too. The last level had made so bad, that I deleted game. This game is not rofl-able, it is too good for that (but it is too bad to play it serios). I don’t want to play this game for free, and paying even 300$ hm hm… 1,5$ for it is silly

Real player with 7.3 hrs in game


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Real player with 4.1 hrs in game

Deep Dark Fight on Steam

Gachimuchi Life Simulator

Gachimuchi Life Simulator

Honestly, I expected more from the game, I didn’t like the music and there’s little gacha in common, the world didn’t like it either, it’s kind of open but at the same time empty

Real player with 2.6 hrs in game


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Yes, sometimes I want to spend an evening playing a game dedicated to my guilty pleasure. Perhaps someday I would like to have all the gachimuchi games in my library. As for this particular one, one of the advantages is minimalistic graphics, which allows you to run the game on any computer, the presence of game achievements, and my favorite sounds from the gachi. Nevertheless, the developer still has a lot of work to do.

Real player with 2.1 hrs in game

Gachimuchi Life Simulator on Steam

Make America Great Again: The Trump Presidency

Make America Great Again: The Trump Presidency

Started the game, made a cup of coffee and got a call to go pick up my kid who was sick at school, forgot I left it on, went to to pick the kiddo up.

When I got back, the debt was totally gone, ISIS was eliminated, the game was already won, and I had every achievement.

No one was home while I was gone.

Trump won the game all by himself. Even changed my PC’s name to TRUMP.

Also for your information:

FOREIGN LANGUANGE OPTIONS ARE NOT AVAILABLE AND WILL NOT BE CONFIRMED BY DEVS AND TRUMP HIMSELF. IF YOU REQUEST THIS FEATURE YOU’LL BE BANNED AND CHARGED BACK DOUBLE FOR THE GAME. (COSTS AND TAXES) SEE 2.33 ARTICLE 20 OF THE WASHINGTON DIGITAL ACT

Real player with 312.8 hrs in game


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Despite the constant negative press covfefe

Make America Great Again: The Trump Presidency is probably all what you’d expect; and I hope I don’t step on any trump sympathizers during this review.

It has violence, trading and “investing” and fucking up the world while still getting away with it.

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A fun little game based on humour and satire.

Great use of voice quotes.

Trading cards which currently (dec 2017) sells for 0.20-0.25 the worth the money for a base cost of 3£ at a half price discount atm. BoosterPack at 0.88.

Real player with 20.1 hrs in game

Make America Great Again: The Trump Presidency on Steam

Styx: Shards of Darkness

Styx: Shards of Darkness

Ah, yes. Styx. You know, I’ve never actually finished the original. Got about halfway, then lost interest. So this game already did better in that regard, since I’ve not only gotten all achievements but actually enjoyed it enough to keep playing after. So what can you, a potential buyer expect?

Let’s get the obvious things out of the way first. It’s a stealth game. Not a stealth-action game like Dishonored. Pure stealth, which means that you’re not meant to fight fair. The combat system is very basic as a result, and on the highest two difficulties it’s outright disabled. If you get caught, you either flee or turn invisible.

Real player with 106.3 hrs in game

After almost 75 hours of play, it’d be hard for me to say I didn’t get my money’s worth, but while I had a blast (most of the time) playing Styx: Shards of Darkness, I think it was frequently in spite of the game rather than because of it.

Shards of Darkness is a stealth-focused, third-person action game with some great, sprawling maps that often had many paths to your objectives. The main character, a chatty, 4th-wall-breaking goblin named Styx, has a ton of unlockable skills and tools up his sleeve that offer a lot of replayability, despite most of those maps being reused two or three times. The game is at its best when it drops you into a level with all your tricks and leaves you to yourself to find your way. Unfortunately, it also suffers from some hyper-annoying bugs and poor design that will account for the vast majority of your deaths and reloads.

Real player with 77.7 hrs in game

Styx: Shards of Darkness on Steam

The Guilt and the Shadow

The Guilt and the Shadow

So, this is yet another gloomy indie game about psychological disorders.

There’s little to say about this one. In its own genre it’s probably OK. The visuals are stylish and the sound design is quite awesome.

But the story doesn’t really catch your attention. The monologues and occasional dialogues are quite unnatural. And the gameplay part just plainly sucks. You walk slowly, you need to backtrack the levels all the time, it’s surprisingly hard to find a proper spot to start climbing a ladder. So, all in all, as a game this thing kind of fails.

Real player with 8.5 hrs in game

An emotional experience about the torments of a man plagued by the “guilt” of his mother’s suicide (“shadow”).

Set in a black and white pencil drawn world, the player guides the mentally ill protagonist through a succession of dreams/nightmares.

To advance in the game, we have to solve simple puzzles to unblock passageways or unlock memories.

The pace is slow, giving the time to the player to immerse itself in the dark atmosphere of the game. And the game can be finished in one setting, which I would recommend in order to not lose the connection to the story.

Real player with 5.3 hrs in game

The Guilt and the Shadow on Steam

Umineko: Golden Fantasia

Umineko: Golden Fantasia

A caveat: I played the game an hour after release, this review is the day after. Supposedly bug fixes are being done on the game, my opinions may change if the game is fixed.

An excellent game in many regards, but the version has new netplay that replaced the old. For many, playing online is unplayable - even when the previous version (non steam ver which I’ve played hundreds of hours of) worked fine with these players. For some, the new netplay works but there are some egregious problems.

1: someone joining a full lobby can disconnect currently playing people.

Real player with 422.6 hrs in game

-EDIT: Most of the Japanese text issues are already fixed, and the remaining ones (credits, system voice unlock message, replay save prompt) are being worked. Now all those people who couldn’t play the game because the move list didn’t say “Sommelier Finger” instead of “ソムリエフィンガ” next to the clear picture of a quarter circle backwards + A/B/C can train in peace.

On to the actual review:

PROS:

-ROLLBACK NETCODE. It still has its share of minor issues to iron out as it gets wider usage, but what has been implemented here is vastly superior to the original Japanese PC version, and more than most poverty games get. (Did the original releases of Chaos Code and Blade Arcus even have netplay at all?)

Real player with 78.9 hrs in game

Umineko: Golden Fantasia on Steam

Disney’s Chicken Little

Disney’s Chicken Little

Unironically the most amazing game i have ever played in my many years of existence. Each level and environment is masterfully crafted as if created by a God. I could easily spend thousands of hours on this game due to its immense replay value. Only hardcore gamers will be able to complete and truly appreciate all of the intricate details that were included in this masterpiece. However i will say that this game has come with its drawbacks, my wife left me the other day because i was too dedicated to chicken little. Although initially i was rather upset, i soon realised that chicken little was all that mattered to me and was therefore more important than her. All in all id say that you must play this game as it is objectively the best creation by man. Just be prepared for the toll that it will take on a mortals life. 10/10

Real player with 76.7 hrs in game

This is the worst game I have ever played in my entire life, I played Memetyper from this godawful platform and this is the actual worst thing I have ever played in my life. The animations are so slow and laggy that it looks like slow motion its so awful. I literally got stuck on the 3rd level of the game because the animation was so slow that I didn’t have time to react to a locker falling to jump over and dodge it. How the actual fuck does a company like disney manage to mess this up so much. I get disney isnt that great as a company but how do you do this. I quit the game when I got to the level where you chase the fish on the star. I got to the river and the leaves wouldn’t come so i could finish the game. I COULDN’T BEAT FUCKING CHICKEN LITTLE ON STEAM. JESUS CHRIST DISNEY HOW DO YOU DO THIS. for the love of god please spend your money on something better, even Memetyper is better than this hellhole.

Real player with 51.1 hrs in game

Disney's Chicken Little on Steam

Gobby McGobblenutz Presents - The Questionably Quirky Quiz Show

Gobby McGobblenutz Presents - The Questionably Quirky Quiz Show

Secret Word: Wonderful

Point number: 420

So, this was lots of fun! One of my favourite games of theirs so far. It made me smile, it made me exclaim in shock and I was enjoying every second of it. Actually gonna go right over to my best friend to recommend this game, because I really want to know her results and this is so much fun it ought to be shared!

Also, the Granny rocks!

Real player with 2.1 hrs in game

Points: 439

Secret Word: Wonderful

This one definitely had a different feel than the other games, and I found it harder to decide what type of answer I should give… What I would genuinely give, the get the most points, or what I suspect the lady whose points we need to match might have given. Was still a fun half hour.

Real player with 2.1 hrs in game

Gobby McGobblenutz Presents - The Questionably Quirky Quiz Show on Steam

InsanZ - Retro Survival Horror

InsanZ - Retro Survival Horror

I’ll admit; I like the simplicity of the game and while I do want to continue it, it stops reacting to inputs (glitching, enemies not dying, a bossfight that never ends because there is no way to actually END the fight). The DLC is also glitched out, meaning it won’t run at all. If there was more work pumped into the game, I’m sure it would be lots of fun. Imaging co-op, that would be interesting and could save this game.

Real player with 4.0 hrs in game

As the game stands now, it still needs quite a bit of work. It looks really dodgy and it is on many occasions. If you can make your way past the first 20 minutes, it really picks up with a menagerie of bizarrely textured guns and a colourful cast of monsters. Monsters such as Imps, Ogres, Midget Lizard Men, charred gas mask clad soldiers that dance when you kill them, and even skeletons that throw….“rocks”.

FINAL OPINION: Not quite worth $9.99, but it’s fun to play overall.

EDIT: The latest patch has broken the game. I can no longer recommend it until the problem is solved.

Real player with 1.8 hrs in game

InsanZ - Retro Survival Horror on Steam

Miracle Calamity Homeostasis

Miracle Calamity Homeostasis

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Real player with 0.3 hrs in game

Нет, это не обзор на этот шедевр 2015 года! Это обзор возможно на шедевр 2019 года, дез стрендинг! Вау жэсть Кадзима Гений скажите? А что если все эти мемы оказались правдивы? В плане сюжета пока убедиться не могу, так как игру до конца не прошёл, да и не скоро пройду) я люблю там дополнительные заказы брать, нагружать так свой рюкзачок после школки, ууу ее). Но в плане геймплея, музыки, это игра гения без шуток, там кайфовать от простого передвижение по траве, я ни в какой игре такого не получал. просто ТОП! сиросли! Сначала собираешь шмот, вешаешь грузы туды сюды, прокладываешь маршрут на карте, берёшь с собой спрей, гранаты, крюки, лестницы и так далее. Вот проходишь мимо невидимых тварей, оринтируясь только на датчик на спине(:hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: как эта хрень называется) потом закидываешь всех гранатами, прошёл уже дохрена такой, видишь последний спуск с ГОРЫ и вот цель достигнута, и начинает играть музыка из трейлера! И тогда я просто охерел, от графона, от атмосферы, от музыки… Плюс уже судя по началу и завязке игра поднимает очень большую тему, которые другие AAA проекты и в жизни бы не воплотили, тему одиночества, раздробленности общества, тему воссоединение. Пока что 8 из 10(Минус 2 балла за плагиат Rain World(((), рофл ну рял

Real player with 0.3 hrs in game

Miracle Calamity Homeostasis on Steam