Bitardia
This game… it’s the gud stuff. I couldn’t reccomend it enough.
Pro’s:
Funny (for some)
Enjoyable with a story that lasts from just under an hour to more then that (depends on how much you die and lose money, forcing you to do side quests)
Somewhat large open world to explore and talk to some AI
Con’s:
All in Russian, minus the captions.
Slow updates (I believe it’s made by one guy after all)
Plenty of glitches (though they can sometimes be funny honestly)
I reccomend you should play it, at the very least to spend the last five dollars of your Steam gift card.
– Real player with 14.7 hrs in game
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OMG! overNineHundred/10!
This game consists of a whole bunch of lulz! Slang, Gaben, a concrete mixer, drugs, despair, revolution, Snoop Dogg and 2D girls… Surprisingly, but I haven’t seen any bugs! It needs more quests, good optimization (long loadings really make me mad) to be better than GTA.
However, I think the game’s hardly interesting for people who knows neither Russian memes nor the culture of Russian imageboards.
Also you can get all achievements without any problems. And trading cards are expensive now.
– Real player with 13.7 hrs in game
Quickscoper Doge: The Dank Illuminati Memes
The ending of the campaign before we had to defend the dank memes from those who threaten our dankened culture. This game has inspired the raw emotions in me that were devoid just 30 minutes before. This game is an art. What man requires the companionship of a woman when this game is there for your embrace. I teared in practically every fight scene, and the fight with Pewdiepie filled my eyes with tears of sorrow for the act which I had committed. Whyen Doge revealed his imprisonment inside of DAT BOI I called those closest to me and declared that I would most likely “Pull a Jeffrey Epstein” They teared but when I gifted them this game I lost them in my life as well for this game changed their lives for the better and afterwards they embarked on spiritual Quickscope Doge journeys amongst the Nepalese Himalayas and the volcanoes of Japan.
– Real player with 2.8 hrs in game
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Steam won’t let me make a guide so ill just recommend the game.
I have more hours in this game that i do in cyberpunk and i can honestly say this is the better game, if you want to 100% it you will have to play the arena mode and every round you win will get you one achievement (just ad one Illuminati minion and quick scope it 100 times) press q to spin your gun as you shoot and press X to become the superior left handed dogo.
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
Alien Flex
Alien Flex starts out hard as heck in the tutorial level, but scales down in difficulty once you learn how to approach fights. The first sequence of levels took me over 30 mins to complete.
Game has its flaws, but persevering through them makes winning all that much more satisfying.
Kill the guards, steal the drugs, and boogie.
– Real player with 1.0 hrs in game
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Nyan Cat: Lost In Space
Games are often judged under 3 categories: Story, Visual Graphics, and Soundtrack.
Nyan Cat takes all the cake, the table and the entire buffet.
The story involves around the creature, nyan cat, in search for what has been lost by travelling through different dimensions and facing danger. On the journey, nyan cat gets access to different magical artifacts that help nyan cat on the journey while collecting lactose and fighting off against the evil.
The visual graphics are just fantastic. Most modern games today such as CoD, Halo, etc, all have the same problem: THere is too much going on the screen that it makes it hard on what to focus, to finish the objective, etc. And the biggest problem of modern games: motion blur. It just makes a beautiful game in this muddy madness, it’s like your character or what not is always drunk and it’s about to collapse. Now take a look at nyan cat. The graphics are minimalistic, and nyan cat just contrasts against the background, making it very easy to see, and not just nyan cat, also the items and enemy, they are contrasted against the background. The HUD is also very simple and straight to the point.
– Real player with 223.4 hrs in game
Nyan Cat: Lost in Space is a casual game inspired by the Nyan Cat meme. In it, you play as the eponymous cat as he flies through space, collecting milk, cake, donuts and such. If I had to describe the gameplay, I’d say it’s an autoscrolling platformer; you can’t really make Nyan Cat go back, he always moves forward; your control is limited to jumps, though there’s two powerups that allow for a more directional control over the Y-axis. Your goal is simply to get as far as you can, and get as high a score as possible, while avoiding falling to the bottom of the screen, or hitting TNT, both of which end your game. There’s also a few hazards in the form of enemies like a dog, Tac Nayn (evil Nyan Cat) and UFOs.
– Real player with 17.3 hrs in game
Russian Reality
On the whole, it’s not a bad game. Good combat system, there are four main characters to play as. The presence of bosses is nice. And the cherry on the cake is a very rich storyline, with side quests that depend on your choice. Recommended for purchase !
– Real player with 2.8 hrs in game
Cool game in which you need to fight drunks, complete tasks and complete the story. The game has many locations, skill leveling of the character and many different chips.
A very decent game for a sane price. Recommend.
– Real player with 2.7 hrs in game
My Friend Stalin
conducting the Politburo in my room has been a pleasure.
I…Cant….Log….Off…
send in the tanks
– Real player with 29.5 hrs in game
This is by far, the most amazing game i have ever gotten i got it for all of my friends, orgasamed in seconds.
– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
Pandemos
A good way to discount the rage of this whole pandemic.
The game is interesting and very cartoonish, which left it with a very nostalgic style from my childhood and my drawings.
– Real player with 5.1 hrs in game
A very nice minimalist game with a great retro music and sound effects, the art is like some 8-bits early games. Protect the cells against the virus, that is what we are right now fighting for !
– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
CG the Seven Virus Knights
GYAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh my goodness! I want to say good things about this game cause its obvious stuff was being tried here. But stuff simply put did not work right here. Between the recipes you get being randomized, the uncontrollable camera, accidentally walking through walls, and the rather unpredictable difficulty I don’t have many good things to say at this point.
The main reason this negative review came so swiftly for me was due to hardlocking myself (IE saving at a point where due to an event flag not triggering properly meaning you have to restart the entire game), not just once BUT TWICE! My word I’ve had this happen not very frequently but this pissed me off so much.
– Real player with 23.8 hrs in game
I enjoyed it for what it was.
– Real player with 21.6 hrs in game
Freddy Spaghetti 2.0
Epic story
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
Freddy “2.0” Spaghetti. More Freddy and more Spaghetti. Felt like this game was shorter, I enjoyed the first game more. It doesn’t feel complete, but at the same time for the price it is, you can’t complain much.
At the time of writing this, completing all achievements does not count towards amount of perfect games.
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
Gabe Newell Simulator
Please… Please… Someone put me out of my misery.
This is two broken games in one.
Some sort of clicker game that doesn’t work, and a 3rd person shooter that is buggy beyond belief.
The game doesn’t even capture the mouse, but it rotates the screen around no matter what has focus. So if you click outside the screen because you can’t point Gabe in the right direction, then the game loses focus, you can’t move nor shoot. Until you click back in the game, but then you’re facing the wrong direction.
– Real player with 8.7 hrs in game
All of the reviews I saw about Gabe Newell Simulator said that it was awful.
But I thought “No worries, at least it will be a bit of a laugh”.
Boy, was I wrong!
I should have paid heed to the wise advice of the reviewers who told me to keep away from it.
But did I listen to the voice of experience? No, I did not - and I suffered for it.
There are two modes of play: “Story Mode” and “Steam Mode”.
The “Steam Mode” gives you a number of click options, as if you are running the Valve company.
Release Half Life 3 and your money count starts to go up.
– Real player with 6.6 hrs in game