SENRAN KAGURA Peach Beach Splash
IMPORTANT: for multiplayer, don’t forget to press V for Global Matchmaking!! Else you’ll enter Regional Matchmaking, and nobody is playing there!!
| PC specs at the time of playing |
| Quadro M4000 - Quadro P5000 |
| Intel Core i5-8400 CPU (2.80 GHz, 2801 Mhz, 6 Cores & Logical Processors) |
| 16 - 32 GB RAM |
*Note: “- " means I had to transition between parts at the time of playing. The game ran well with both the old and the new parts
– Real player with 189.8 hrs in game
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After going through all the mainline Senran Kaguras, and enjoying all of their goofy gameplays, characters, and surprisingly well written stories, I didn’t have high hopes for Peach Beach Splash given that the other reviews for this game don’t paint a pretty picture of what to expect. While still retaining that Senran Kagura charm in its single player mode, PBS' biggest selling point (aside from the obvious fanservice) was supposed to be its multiplayer as shown by its loadout based progression systems (which require A LOT of grinding to max everything out), and its team based gameplay modes.
– Real player with 80.3 hrs in game
Haydee
Haydee is a niche game.
There’s a lot of games that are just “not for everybody”, and Haydee fits the bill. Most of the attention regarding the game is about the design of the protaganist. If you like THICK android girls with massive assets that jiggle with her gait, then you’ll probably be all for it.
But I play Haydee for the game. A quick glance at the achievements stats shows that less than 3% of people who have played Haydee have even beaten it. Most players haven’t even passed the tutorial.
– Real player with 222.4 hrs in game
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Haydee is without a doubt an interesting game. Interesting for many reasons but the main reason is the Main Protagonist. I never feel it is truly necessary to justify the use of anything, including copious amounts of sexuality, however justification certainly helps to make the medicine go down. Haydee really makes no effort to justify its sexuality, it’s just there. It’s merely the coat of paint on top of the underlying game, of which the underlying game is quite solid. I would say it’s almost unfair to judge the game too harshly on it, it would make no difference if the game featured a blue giraffes as the protagonist, but if anything, there in lies the issue. I always say if you’re going to commit to something, fully commit and don’t look back. The games is not really built on a foundation of sexuality it merely bares it’s banner. The game doesn’t have you fighting hoards of sex crazed robots. It doesn’t have you having sex with them to quench their insatiable desire nor is it lavishly adorned with phallic and yonic imagery at every turn. The game I just described would be far more interesting if only for the wrong reasons.
– Real player with 167.8 hrs in game
ULTIMATE HARDBASS DEFENCE
Ultimate Hardbass Defence is a game where you fight waves of enemies, playing as bikini clad women, all whilst listening to Hardbass. Since this game has no story, we’re jumping straight into graphics.
Graphics:
I’m pretty certain that this game is a full asset flip. There’s nothing original in the game, enemy models especially feel out of place since most of them are stock orcs and spiders. The women models all look roughly similar to one another as well, with minor difference to them.
Audio:
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
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Honestly the weirdest game iv’e ever come to play, strangely quite satisfying to play.
Graphics are decent
Gameplay is smooth
Characters are cool
Boss fights are hilarious
Overall: I couldn’t stop smiling when typing this review, it’s one of those game’s that have a very unique concept to it, emm, very straight forward game, achievement hunting is fun, playing with friends is just a blast, I personally enjoyed every hour of this game that I have spent on it, there are bugs, but mainly at the boss fights where they might clip into an object and get stuck, but do get this game, it is quite something to experience with your friends/ or family,
– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
BloodRayne: Terminal Cut
The “Don’t Escape Trilogy” is a collection of three short first-person point-and-click adventures with static screens (no camera movement, no scrolling). The games share a creepy atmosphere and a few gameplay mechanics, but are otherwise unrelated. In the first game, you play a werewolf trying to lock himself away before a full-moon night, so that he won’t kill anyone when he turns. In the second game, you’re trying to barricade a house and protect yourself from a zombie horde. In the third game, you’re the only surviving crew member on a spaceship and need to stop “something” from getting out.
– Real player with 5.4 hrs in game
Even though the entire trilogy is available for free on Armor Games, I chose to purchase this game series on Steam because that’s how amazing ScriptWelder really is. The Deep Sleep and Don’t Escape series were some of the first PC games I ever played, and I have ScriptWelder to thank for making my early experiences so magical. I have followed each and every game you have published on AG, hunted down every achievement, set of choices, and walkthrough I could find… simply, because every single second I spent in any of your games was one of either awe, wonder, fear, or curiosity.
– Real player with 5.1 hrs in game
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days - A misunderstood masterpiece
Dog Days, Follows the perspective of self medicated, schizophrenic, psychopath James Seth Lynch (or Lynch for short) and ex-mercenary Adam Kane Marcus (or Kane for short) and their attempt at a ‘Last Job’ so they can finally settle down and get out of the game for good. Lynch has been working for a criminal businessman who goes by the name Glazer, since the events of the previous game. Glazer has a big arms deal planned that will pay enough to put Lynch into retirement. To aid the deal Lynch calls Kane knowing his expertise will more than help if things go south.
– Real player with 176.2 hrs in game
IN A WORD: WORTHWHILE
IN SHORT:
WHAT TO EXPECT:
One or two player FPS. Violent adult themes. Great crime-based setting. Brutal story. Graphically visceral, lots of blood and gore. Satisfying gameplay but very taxing on hardest difficulty. Fun multiplayer but low player-base. MP modes require a minimum number of players.
ACHIEVEMENTS: A mixed bag. Story ones cant be missed. Some require MP play.
STATUS: COMPLETE.
WHEN TO BUY: ON SALE. DLC rarely on sale.
– Real player with 109.9 hrs in game
Crime Scene Cleaner
Obviously you are not the bad guy – you are just a simple man with a simple job. It only happens to be connected with mafia, crime, blood and death. But, hey, who hasn’t cleaned the crime scene at least once, right? Oh, boss is calling you again - it is time to clean up!
Perform your duties by professionally obliterating all traces of crime. Make your employers happy and cops confused. Do a double take to be sure that all proofs are gone, body parts swept, blood dried off and all of that just before the police arrival. Do you have what it takes? Can you be one hundred percent positive that nothing is left behind?
Use all kinds of devices to help you notice what remains hidden from the naked eye. Fingerprint powder, UV light, acid, thermovision – those will help you act quickly and efficiently. But be careful – the more time passes, the more dangerous situation gets… Will you make it on time or will you poke along and hear the police sirens wailing?
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Work as a mafia member.
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Do all the dirty work to make sure that everything is cleaned up.
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Learn the story behind the murder – collect evidence and unfold the facts.
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Fight against time to clear up the scene before the police show up.
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Compete with others… did you really think you were the only cleaner in this town?
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Use cool instruments that will help you see what can’t be normally seen.
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When all goes wrong, face the police with a confession and make sure that the truth never sees the light of a day.
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Simply put - don’t get caught and get paid!
Get a grip on yourself and check if you really have the nerves of steel. Clean the crime scene, escape the police and prepare for the next commissions!
Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls
I have a lot of mixed feelings about Ultra Despair Girls, so I will put the TL;DR of my thoughts first and write an extended review below it.
TL;DR
Pros:
-AMAZING anime cutscenes
-Intriguing/cute way of implementing Danganronpa elements into a shooter with the wide variety of truth bullets
-Story is interesting and it keeps you wanting to know more throughout the game
-Finding books/notes/Hit Lists lying around was fun to read/find
-Most of the villains had some sort of likable aspects about them, and it was hard to completely hate them. They all also had solid motives (unlike a certain someone we know)
– Real player with 28.3 hrs in game
So, while I do recommend this game, I am doing so with some caveats.
If you are a danganronpa fan, play this for the story more than anything. It is an amazing story set briefly after the first game that adds a lot of backstory to the characters. It introduces you to all of the families(through cards about them mostly) and does so in ways that both make you chuckle and that break your heart. While it does feature one of the most insufferable characters from the first game constantly, Toko actually has some good development in this which surprised me an awful lot. It takes a while, but watching her open up more throughout the game made dealing with her at the beginning worth it.
– Real player with 23.1 hrs in game
BloodRayne 2: Terminal Cut
So Bloodrayne 2 has the distinction of being one of my most beloved, yet absolutely hated games, out of all the games I have ever played before. Never has a single game left me completely divided on how I felt after playing it. Even as I was playing this Terminal Cut, in full, for the first time, I kept thinking “I can’t review this.”
So the good first. BR2 in a nutshell, is a modified BR1, but with everything cranked up to 11. So many new features and ideas are brought to this very creative sequel. Feeding fatalities, gymnastic platforming, environmental death traps, new characters, tons of voice work, tons of powers, tons of costumes, tons of BLOOD. It’s wild just how much of an upgrade BR2 is compared to its original.
– Real player with 16.9 hrs in game
If the first BloodRayne is like an easier Max Payne that’s not well-made but still delivers fun and some cheap thrills, then BloodRayne 2 is like a Devil May Cry that does not understand what makes Devil May Cry great. Also BloodRayne 2 itself is not fun, and it doesn’t even deliver cheap thrills.
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The first BloodRayne was not a well-made game. Animations were janky, damage feedback was poor, environments were boring, and the final boss was frankly terrible and became downright impossible to defeat if you took too long. However, if you could forgive those faults, what you would find in this game was the experience of becoming a frantic, unstoppable, killing machine. You could be like Max Payne on steroids. It’s no exaggeration that you could essentially dance around your enemies whilst attacking, whether you’re firing your guns or attacking with Rayne’s sick arm blades. You became a frenzied speed demon of death. Also, to add more to the Max Payne comparisons, you have a Dilated Mode which is essentially infinite Bullet Time, so yeah.
– Real player with 13.7 hrs in game
Postal III
Rather than repeating every other review on here (either saying it’s a laggy, buggy pile of shit, or sticking up for it without any support), I’m just gonna point put the pros and cons of POSTAL III. I personally enjoy this game, but I can see why others don’t. Many people ask if it’s really that bad, and if they should pass on it or not… I think you should TRY it, especially if you’re a fan of the previous games. But don’t fart around, try rushing through as much as you can - that way you can still qualify for a refund, which you may want.
– Real player with 17.6 hrs in game
This game is a mess… and let me count the ways.
1. A broken melee system: Postal, true to the franchise, offers many different tools of the trade to dispose of your enemies. And some of the tools include a sledgehammer, machete, fire axe, and something else I can’t remember. But none of that matters because the only one that works is the fucking machete. It is extremely difficult to land your blow on enemies with other weapons, including your kick, but it doesn’t matter because the fire axe and sledgehammer don’t even do any damage.
– Real player with 10.8 hrs in game
SG/ZH: School Girl/Zombie Hunter
School Girl Zombie Hunter is a game where you use high school girls to, well, kill zombies, as per its title suggest. Basically you can choose from 5 girls, with each girls having their own specialities. For example, Sayuri is basically the team nurse as she is able to revive a downed teammate without having to use a revive item. You can equip up to 5 weapons, which can be either a combination of pistols, SMGs, rifles, sniper rifles, shotguns or the rocket launcher. Whenever you take damage, your clothing tears, like in Senran Kagura, up to the point where you are running in your underwear only. Alternatively, you can toss off your clothes to lure zombies, but beware, not all zombies are attracted to it. Huzzah for fanservice!
– Real player with 27.9 hrs in game
Its an okay game. The graphics are fine - not too bad, and not great either. Character controls are okay, but weapons are a bit dodgy - there is a general lack of feedback, and sometimes it feels that the collision detection isn’t working properly.
Zombie AI can be bad at times, getting stuck around walls and so on. In addition, if you get trapped in a corner, you will rarely be able to get out of it as you’ll be hit again as soon as you get up.
The girls themselves are nicely detailed, and fairly decently animated, although you do notice a lack on animation on hair. The stripping aspect only works up to a certain point as only some zombies are attracted to used schoolgirl clothing (which isn’t their underwear). They also won’t attack during each intro sequence (even if they appear in that part of the story), as they nicely wait for someone to discuss morals or one of the girls problems.
– Real player with 24.9 hrs in game