Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae
It’s not too often than I walk down the street and decide that my life plagued by the lack of indie hack and slashes in my life, but whenever I am Steam is there to save the day with a hanky, a knife, and a picture of a waifu.
In Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae, a very SEO friendly name, you play as a Mitsurugi out to Kamui Hikae. Probably just means Blade Templar Maiden, haven’t the foggiest.
Your stages are all various flavours of circle and your combat is aiming to hack and slash with the best of them. Why, you’ve got your launchers, your forward and neutral ground combos, your alt combo and your weird katana meter that dictates how much katana you can katana. That can be upgraded to 9 separate full magic bars.
– Real player with 19.6 hrs in game
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It’s a fun game. Really fun in my opinion. It’s a stylish arena hack and slash game. If you’re a fan of stuff like anime, you’ll probably think the combat is awesome. You slash up enemies with your sword at hyper-fast speeds and as you sheathe your sword, they all fall down, instantly dead. It’s pretty cool.
The graphics aren’t anything mind-blowing, but it looks pretty good and gets the job done. Honestly, it could have been all stick figure people and the game would hold up just as well. The real strength of the game is in mastering the combat. The main character, Misa, and her nemesis, Suzuka, both look well animated. Many reviews/comments seem extremely focused on the fact that you get glimpses of panties, but the combat is so fast paced that I’ve never really noticed. The enemies all look kinda bland, besides the bosses. They are mostly just robot businessmen (I guess…) with a few different colored suits. I suppose the giant robot enemies look kinda cool, too.
– Real player with 16.7 hrs in game
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition
This game was made for Team Triss 😍!
And oh yeah, its a great rpg in the Witcher franchise, you wont be disappointed!
– Real player with 130.8 hrs in game
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– Real player with 98.1 hrs in game
Crime Scene Cleaner
Obviously you are not the bad guy – you are just a simple man with a simple job. It only happens to be connected with mafia, crime, blood and death. But, hey, who hasn’t cleaned the crime scene at least once, right? Oh, boss is calling you again - it is time to clean up!
Perform your duties by professionally obliterating all traces of crime. Make your employers happy and cops confused. Do a double take to be sure that all proofs are gone, body parts swept, blood dried off and all of that just before the police arrival. Do you have what it takes? Can you be one hundred percent positive that nothing is left behind?
Use all kinds of devices to help you notice what remains hidden from the naked eye. Fingerprint powder, UV light, acid, thermovision – those will help you act quickly and efficiently. But be careful – the more time passes, the more dangerous situation gets… Will you make it on time or will you poke along and hear the police sirens wailing?
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Work as a mafia member.
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Do all the dirty work to make sure that everything is cleaned up.
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Learn the story behind the murder – collect evidence and unfold the facts.
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Fight against time to clear up the scene before the police show up.
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Compete with others… did you really think you were the only cleaner in this town?
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Use cool instruments that will help you see what can’t be normally seen.
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When all goes wrong, face the police with a confession and make sure that the truth never sees the light of a day.
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Simply put - don’t get caught and get paid!
Get a grip on yourself and check if you really have the nerves of steel. Clean the crime scene, escape the police and prepare for the next commissions!
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POSTAL 2
Postal 2 gives you the freedom to carry out seemingly simple tasks however you see fit. I recently had a task where I had to cash a check into the bank. Simple, right? Well the line for the bank teller was a bit too long and I wasn’t in the waiting mood, so I decided to take a shortcut by dumping cans of napalm all over the bank lobby and robbing the bank as it burned down.
– Real player with 55.6 hrs in game
There are a lot of side things you can do for a game about getting Gary Coleman’s autograph. Personally, my favorite thing was standing in line for Gary’s signature.
– Real player with 51.0 hrs in game
The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director’s Cut
It’s a good game, closing in on great. Story is really good, graphics is decent or even good considering it is pretty old(you can’t pull of Witcher 3-graphics with a EE) and the background graphics, like the sky in Murky Waters, are really good. The combat flows well for being somewhat turn-based, it feels odd at first but past the Prologue you get the hang of it. The way you gain skills when leveling up is interesting but in the end get to many low and mid skills, there is not much chosing to do.
– Real player with 471.0 hrs in game
Ok, I like this game.
First, if you play this game, don’t expect a AAA experience; you wont find it here, even by 2008 standards. You also find that good voice acting in this game is scarce, but the voice acting is overall passable. Combat will feel wonky when you start playing, but one you get used to it, it will feel pretty good, to the point where you may actually prefer it over Witcher 2’s combat (I know I do). Unlike the Witcher 2, this game doesn’t feel watered down because consoles; this was a PC only game and this was all CD PROJEKT could muster at the time. The first chapter will feel pretty mediocre (although you wont be there long) until the end of it and the swamps in the second chapter will make you want to stop playing (and you will be there a while and you’ll be there several times), but other than that, the game’s areas are pretty good. In particular, I liked Chapter 4’s areas the most. Game graphics are both good and bad; environments and some character models are well done, while others just straight up look cursed. This game can go for less than £1 on sale, so there is no way that I would say that this game isn’t worth it; because it is worth it. It also sets Witcher 2 up well and potentially nets you some slightly better equipment for starting that game, which is useful if you play the Witcher franchise on the hardest difficulties (Hard, Dark, Death March!). Oh, and make sure you stock up on Swallow in this game; it’s kind of essential.
– Real player with 168.7 hrs in game
Beautiful Masseuse
Give slightly foot-fetish-y rub downs to clients in a series of little minigames to make money. Spend it on different massage positions, outfits to wear or outfits for your clients to wear. Sensual!
– Real player with 4.6 hrs in game
At a Glance
| (Adult) Content | No. . . tsk tsk. |
| Censorship? | Not applicable. |
| Hours of Gameplay | One or two hours. |
| Modding Support? | No. |
| Patch Available? | No, not necessary. |
Beautiful Masseuse is a game about massaging ladies and buying clothes.
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
Prison Girl
In summary, I can’t recommend Prison Girl, the game has a large variety of problems, but I’ll keep it brief in this paragraph. The game doesn’t carry (or even reference) the story mentioned in the Steam page and in conjunction with that, the game is missing English translations in some dialogues. In addition, the sound quality is overall lackluster, the graphics are distorted and suffer from clipping - including the removal of characters’ clothes. Lastly, the actual gameplay loop is way too long, way too boring, and reoccurs way too often.
– Real player with 3.9 hrs in game
Left it on while doing work, thus missed the time period for refund, decide to play it out abit anyway. As a bilingual, I felt like the game is poorly written in both Chinese and English. Basically no audio, trashy sound effects seems to be from other games. The character mod I believe is taken from other games as well. The opening looks legit, the map is quite spacious, seems like it could be a perquisite to a decent game. But after that, it just goes downhill, no benefits of befriending others apart from the guard you met at first. The missions gets very grindy, fustrating and boring very fast. I had to alter some game values to see what happens next, to my disappointment, there are no further missions and yes, she didn’t escape at the end.
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
Versus: Battle of the Gladiator
Versus: Battle of the Gladiator
6/29/16
My rating 9/10
Pros:
pvp and a few solo missions: help get started with armor and weapons.
+modifiable weapons and armor.. you can enhance your weapons to swing faster. hit harder. and a few other things you can also enhance your armor depending on the roll. it has. so you can have more hp. more stamina to swing your weapons endure more attacks. before breaking. and yes your armor breaks in combat. but is put back to normal after death.
+Custom Combos & Finishers: yes this game has custom combos. so you can edit your normal attacks and create your own combos. and hybrid them with your strong attacks.
– Real player with 170.2 hrs in game
Edit 19/9/16: This game WAS fun. Now theres only ever 4 types of people on. 1) People who have been playing this game for awhile and are friendly(ish). 2) People who have been playing this game for awhile and are human garbage. 3) People who have been playing this game for awhile, enjoy it A LOT, but know it’s a sinking ship. 4) People who want to try to get into this game but the lack of players and amount of garbage players around make that decision waiver.
An intresting game with a fun fighting mechanic and satfisfying action. Getting it for less the $10 was a steal for myself, and I believe I have gotten my moneys worth.
– Real player with 77.0 hrs in game
Your Sword Is So Big
The Final Boss of Asset Flips
This game is a very cheap & obvious asset flip comprised of stock content. There are a number of stock maps for you to progress through as you fight stock enemies whilst gaining XP to unlock more stock moves from the games stock combat system. One such move allows you to perform “a series of strokes” - this is the only series of strokes you will be performing as there is no nudity in this game despite the nudity and sexual content tags on the steam page.
It’s cheap, so there’s that, but it does cost time, and your time is better spent elsewhere.
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game
Bugs and missing features
The trailer for the game is quite nicely done, but shows essential mechanics/features of the game which do not work or are not available yet! This is real bad.
[[[[- When I press TAB (ingame on the left screen side), the control should actually be displayed. However, this is immediately hidden again. (there is no menu for controlls in the main screen just graphics settings).
- When I press the left mouse button, I hear a sword swinging, but the character neither picks up the sword nor swings it. Nor does anything happen when I press the right or middle mouse button. So the complete attack animations are missing (for more read below)]]]]
– Real player with 2.0 hrs in game
Grand Theft Auto V
This Review is mostly about the online version of the game, as I can still recommend the singleplayer as a good experience.
Do yourself a favour, don’t buy this game, It’s full of hackers who won’t let you enjoy the game. Though can avoid them by using some methods, you’d basically have to miss out of some game features, including some of the best ways of making money in this grindy game.
I’d recommend buying something else with your money, this isn’t worth much now in the condition it is in. Oh and it has such a toxic community, most people just want to up their K/D, so they target lowlevels or people who don’t fight back and kill them over and over relentlessly.
– Real player with 2602.9 hrs in game
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game, on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked, she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. I have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome, one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and have lots of sex.
– Real player with 2087.0 hrs in game