Deep Dark Fight
This game is not OK, it is bad. All sounds in game (music, jumps, sound of your death) are very annoing (but not gachi sounds of course). 1/2 of levels are VERY boring. Bosses are very boring, too. The last level had made so bad, that I deleted game. This game is not rofl-able, it is too good for that (but it is too bad to play it serios). I don’t want to play this game for free, and paying even 300$ hm hm… 1,5$ for it is silly
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
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– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
Super Seducer 2 - Advanced Seduction Tactics
Super Seducer 2 can be seen as an excellent combination between an amusing and interesting game. I find it to be an upgrade of the first game in the Super Seducer series.
The nature of the game is unique in which I cannot simply give a number of reasons to play it based on important game elements.
Game review: Super Seducer 2 is a tutorial game that gives you advice regarding social interaction (usually for sexual or romantic purposes) with as consequence that the topic of story cannot be addressed since there is not a real story but more a series of scenarios with possible instructions. It is up to the player to select an option among multiple ones in order to achieve the goal of the scenario. In these options there are 3 types of answers: the correct ones, the bad ones (they are incorrect but they do not stop the scenario) and the dead ones (which put a complete stop to the scenarios). The last category has obvious examples and thus it is not unlikely that the player would wish to explore those choices which is proof that the makers do not take themselves too seriously, which would otherwise make the FMV games less pleasant. I found the game to be a good source of information and of memorable laughter so I would really advise to players to play it if they either seek council for social interaction or if they simply want to test their knowledge and have fun with it.
– Real player with 51.7 hrs in game
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Super Seducer 2 is finally out on Steam!
This game try to expand the first one, so i give a brief description of Super Seducer.
Like the first game it’s a “dating simulator”. The structure of the game is very simple.
In the main menù you can choose between various chapters.
Each chapter is a movie with a real life possible scenario in which you meet women.
In this movie there are some interruptions in which you have to choose between various
possible action or responses. After your decision the next scene will be influenced by your action.
– Real player with 20.6 hrs in game
Wild Animal Racing
One day while I was home alone sitting at my computer browsing the steam store for another hentai puzzle game to play I saw this absolute work of art known as “Wild Animal Racing”, upon laying eyes on it I was instantly taken aback by its next-generation graphics and absolutely phenomenal soundtrack that I knew I had to buy it. After downloading the game and playing it for a while, I realized that the driving mechanics rival the likes of Forza, Assetto Corsa, and Mario Kart just to name a few. Along with the extremely diverse lineup of characters ranging from a giraffe that bleats to a hippo that moos, it also brought a tear to my eye with how surprisingly in-depth the story is, it tells the juicy and lore filled tale of Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) the purple hippo struggling with his gender identity [Source] and a racing addiction searching the lands far and wide for the answer to what he truly wishes to be, when one day Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) was out roaming the streets of Zig-Zag-Zog in his new race car when a giraffe by the name of Ginger approaches him and tells him that he can give him anything he wants and more so long as he beats him in a race. After some thought, Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) takes Ginger up on the offer and is quoted as saying “I’m the best racer there is, beating you will be a breeze!” and so Ginger laughs and says “Alright, meet me on the coastal island at 3:00PM and we’ll see how good of a racer you really are.” When the next day rolls around Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) meets Ginger at the coastal island to race, telling him that he will regret the day he dared to challenge him. When the race countdown ends and the cars takeoff Ginger starts by taking the lead with Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) just barely trailing behind. Worried he will lose and be unable to obtain the answers he so desperately seeks he pleads with the Gods themselves to help him win this race, and so like a miracle sent down from the heavens a floating “?” appears on the track right in front of Hugo(Formerly Henrietta), wondering what it is Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) bracing for impact tries running into it to see what becomes of the mysterious object, and to Hugo(Formerly Henrietta)’s surprise a button with a symbol resembling a rocket appears on his center console. Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) curiously presses it to see what the odd button did and to Hugo(Formerly Henrietta)’s surprise a Firework Rocket shot out the front of his car striking Ginger’s car in one of its back wheels causing it to spin out of control allowing Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) to take the lead. After recovering from the mysterious spin-out Ginger attempts to speed up and catch Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) before he can finish the race, but to no avail. Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) had already finished the race beating Ginger and gaining himself “anything he wants and more.” After the race Ginger approaches Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) and says, “While that spin out was rather peculiar, I am a man of honor so I will grant you what you seek.” following up with “But first, I’d like to invite you on a journey across the world so that you can race to your heart’s content.” Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) without hesitation agrees to join Ginger on the so-called “journey across the world” to see where it might take him. Their first stop is Giza, Egypt, racing around the Pyramid of Djoser. After winning the race Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) who came in first, says to Ginger, who once again came in second behind Hugo(Formerly Henrietta), “That was so much fun I’m glad I decided to go on this ‘journey across the world’. Where is our next stop?” Ginger, after some thinking, replies “We’ll race in Paris, then off to Holland!” Hugo(Formerly Henrietta), is excited for this next step in the journey and says “Let’s do it!” After arriving in Paris and going to the race they realize that they will also be racing against a lion, a zebra, and a rhino. Of course, this will be no trouble at all for Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) and Ginger, two of the greatest wild animal racers of all time. When the race ends Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) and Ginger once again win the race with Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) coming in first with Ginger just behind him in second. After they finish the race in pairs they immediately move on to the next and last step in the journey, Holland. Once again when they arrive at the track in Holland they see the lion, zebra, and rhino that they had met just before the previous race and are immediately overcome with joy knowing the race wouldn’t be a problem. So once again they win the race with Hugo(Formerly Henrietta) coming in first and Ginger just behind in second, solidifying their place as the world’s greatest racists.
– Real player with 51.7 hrs in game
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– Real player with 6.8 hrs in game
Kissing Simulator
I feel something towards the main character that i simply cannot describe. Each time i move in for the kiss my stomach gurgles in euphoria, it’s as if i really have a girlfriend and am not just in my mummys basement uwu
– Real player with 126.1 hrs in game
I won’t lie to you, before I found this game, I didn’t know what direction my life was going. But now that I have it, I feel like a whole new person.
– Real player with 50.9 hrs in game
Bad Rats Show
I got this game while I was in still living with my roommate, Joey. He was a bit of a spazz, due to his autism but, my cousin was like that and I could deal. We lived together for about 2 years, and nothing really went wrong. He did fine, socially, and so did I. On like the last day I was gonna be living there, in a drunken haze with a few of my friends that we decided to do a really shitty prank of sorts on him. Basically, my friend Rashawn had a rat infestation go on and he decided to save the rat corpses to just throw them on someone and we decided it would be funny to do it then on Joey. Joey was out doing some project or just chilling with friends, idk. He’d usually just chill with the people in art school. We just hid in the house, he got home a bit earlier than usual so we had to improvise and just hide in a closet or two and wait for him to get to his room and spring our trap. After waitin a bit, we came out of the closet to see him playing some game on the computer, it was perfect. We crept forward and just dumped the rats on him, then proceded to jump around screaming “WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA, WAKA FLOCKA FLAME BRIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKKKKSQQQQQQQUAAAAAAAAADDDDDD.”
– Real player with 26.0 hrs in game
I’m sure if you’ve looking at this particular store page you have already know that Bad Rats Show is in fact a very bad game. You’ve looked at all the people who have played it for 20 minutes and had a nice chuckle at all the funny anecdotes on how broken and ugly this game is.
This review however will be in fact an actual review of this game judging it’s merits and faults.
For those unaware of the history of this franchise Bad Rats is a notorious game on Steam that became the joke of many users. Often during Steam Sales or even at full price people will buy this game in bulk and send to all there friends as a “gift”. Of course anyone who would actually play Bad Rats will almost immediately realize the extremely low quality, terrible performance and awful graphics. Now because of the huge amounts of sales this game have gain due to this little inside joke the developers of Bad Rats decided to bless us with it’s sequel: Bad Rats Show.
– Real player with 16.7 hrs in game
Burokku Girls
Burokku Girls is a visual novel about breasts. As the story goes, you’re a young man trying out your genius father’s ultra-immersive VR simulator. Absolutely nothing happens, and you go home.
That would actually be more surprising than what really happens, which is that you get sucked into the game itself with no way to return home. Within minutes you’re tripping over some big-boobed warrior lady and being attacked by fireball slinging mind-controlled minions. There’s a PLOT that involves some women from beneath the ground who are trying to take over the world, and it does get surprisingly dark at times. The writing was decent most times but occasionally plodded along with humdrum details and dialogue. You probably aren’t here for the writing. There are a bevvy of characters, including aforementioned warrior lady, flirtatious bunny girl with magic powers that defy explanation, and some kind of tsundere Senran Kagura escapee. There are just a few choices to make throughout the story, so you’re going to need a hand free at some points to actually pick one.
– Real player with 8.5 hrs in game
Burokku Girls is the latest game from Silver Cow Studios, who previously developed Time Tenshi, another similar VN. This confuses me, since Time Tenshi’s cliffhanger ending still hasn’t been resolved with the sequel yet, but what can you do, right? If you haven’t played Time Tenshi, the basic gist of these games is a focus on a deep “plot” and “well-developed” characters, by which I mean “great big gazongas”. The actual storylines aren’t bad, but at times they feel like more of a conveyor belt for floppy funbags, and it’s safe to say that if you’re not buying it for the sweater puppies you might want to look elsewhere. I didn’t really like the story of Burokku Girls as much as I did Time Tenshi, but it was still decent outside of the occasional moment where it fell too deep into anime cliche. This game is notably darker than Time Tenshi, however, which might be off-putting for people just looking for a good wank. But the real question is, does it end on a cliffhanger like Time Tenshi? Well…
– Real player with 7.7 hrs in game
Gulman 5
uh good russia game yeah
– Real player with 378.8 hrs in game
Gulman 5
Join gulman in his gulventure in this revolutionary shooter. Gulman must save the artifacts of the world as he kills terrorists and solves mind boggling puzzles. (example of hard puzzle: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387533107344965633/569444681369518080/unknown.png )
The Artificial Intelligience is immensly smart, able to put up a fight against any player while their amazing voice acting will make you think its a real combat scenario. The intense fights should remind you of classic shooters such as Masked forces, Arma and Doom. The amazing graphics look like photos rather than a simple “video game” like the competitors.
– Real player with 4.8 hrs in game
ULTIMATE HARDBASS DEFENCE
Ultimate Hardbass Defence is a game where you fight waves of enemies, playing as bikini clad women, all whilst listening to Hardbass. Since this game has no story, we’re jumping straight into graphics.
Graphics:
I’m pretty certain that this game is a full asset flip. There’s nothing original in the game, enemy models especially feel out of place since most of them are stock orcs and spiders. The women models all look roughly similar to one another as well, with minor difference to them.
Audio:
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
Honestly the weirdest game iv’e ever come to play, strangely quite satisfying to play.
Graphics are decent
Gameplay is smooth
Characters are cool
Boss fights are hilarious
Overall: I couldn’t stop smiling when typing this review, it’s one of those game’s that have a very unique concept to it, emm, very straight forward game, achievement hunting is fun, playing with friends is just a blast, I personally enjoyed every hour of this game that I have spent on it, there are bugs, but mainly at the boss fights where they might clip into an object and get stuck, but do get this game, it is quite something to experience with your friends/ or family,
– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
JAPAN SIMULATOR
In times of quarantine and inability of people to travel, we want to introduce digital tourism opportunity for people to experience a digital trip to a fantasy world Japan.
Visit the iconic Shibuya suburb of Tokyo, walk at atmospheric Japanese street markets, immerse into a new culture and other people’s way of living.
Famous areas of Tokyo and Kyoto, sky scrappers, capsule hotels, traditional Japanese food, Karate
Japan is a very beautiful diverse country and showing it fully would be impossible, but we gathered a lot of famous things about Japan, and compelled it into a short action packed tourist adventure videogame, making a tribute to the culture we love.
HunieCam Studio
This game saved my life.
I am 34.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand… my working hand… my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. the hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.
– Real player with 82.9 hrs in game
While those expecting another HuniePop were pissed by the lack of porn and dialogue, I feel like the developpers warned us about this a long time ago during development: the only thing in common would be the characters and the sexual theme. Nobody would complain about Mario Kart not being a platformer - it’s just a Mario-themed kart game. Well this is just a HuniePop-themed management game. And a good one too.
The biggest flaw with the game is that it plays a bit like a game of Risk or Settlers; sometimes you go for a bad strategy and quit halfway through because you know you’re loosing, sometimes the end is anticlimactic. Your first few games might not feel very rewarding as you try to work out a reliable strategy.
– Real player with 72.2 hrs in game