Chinese Parents
Chinese Parents is an ultra-lite puzzle RPG. There’s a child, and you schedule activities to develop that child’s characteristics (IQ, EQ, Constitution, Memory, Imagination, Charm and Face). This gives you currency to play a minesweeper-like puzzle, which in turn gives you currency to buy new skills to schedule. Rinse, lather, repeat.
The gimmick behind the game is that, after passing the final high school exam, the game loops and you start with a new kid who gets passive stat boosts based on your success. The boost is fairly modest and is mainly determined by your career path and whether you married your high school sweetheart. But, after playing through a few generations, the stacking gains traction and skills become easier to purchase sooner, leading to a better career later. Just like real life.
– Real player with 93.3 hrs in game
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A review for curious non-Chinese speakers:
This is a turn-based game in which the aim is to guide a Chinese kid from birth all the way to the dreaded College Entrance Exam. Along the way, you’ll have to decide which personal attributes to develop (through playing a light-puzzle game), decide what to study, who to hang out with, and try to balance the expectations of your parents with your own happiness (slack off too much and you’ll provoke their ire, study too hard and you could suffer a nervous breakdown).
– Real player with 45.4 hrs in game
Angry Troll Simulator
Okay, first I want to say I am pleased with the changes that have been made to the game, i wish enemies did have health bars but otherwise I love the changes that have been made to sword swinging, also I wish it would be easier to find the places you need like NPCs such as horseman so maybe like a mini map or just a map at spawn would be nice. The change to the menu was amazing, almost too amazing before i just had to press space but now i can use my mouse, the jumping is better now which is nice. I do have more suggestions but those are just some of the main one’s but I’m glad this game has an update.
– Real player with 847.7 hrs in game
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I HAVE 421 HOURS IN THIS GAME I HAD IT RUNNING IN THE BACKGROUND
– Real player with 420.7 hrs in game
Ferris Wheel Simulator
Ferris Wheel Simulator
Too afraid to go a ferris wheel in real life? Or maybe there are no ferris wheels in your town? Or maybe.. maybe to hell with all those maybies - you just want to buy this damn game. If so - well we are very lucky. We want to offer this masterpiece experience where you can… well, you probably already have an idea - be in a ferris wheel, however the name may hint that you will be actually the ferris wheel but no sorry if anyone understood it this way.
⚫Ride ferris wheel in first person perspective. Real life ferris wheels are too scary and you actually have to drive to them. With our virtual solution, you don’t have to drive anywhere. Just launch this game to enjoy this experience.
⚫2 Anime chans sitting near you. Because anime chans make every game a little bit better. Oh, they also have face animations.
⚫3d graphics
⚫Achievements
⚫Gamepad support
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Capsule Hotel Simulator
I liked Bed Lying Simulator 2020, it was a weird experience with some nice ideas. But these ideas are missing in Capsule Hotel Simulator. Besides lying there, nothing happens. Graphics are not good too and the achievements are not working, when writing this. I can not recommend it.
Gameplay video:
– Real player with 0.4 hrs in game
Eat bugs, stay in the pod.
– Real player with 0.2 hrs in game
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck
I’ve been a cuckold for 50 years now. And after 60 hours this really does help the simple minded man understand the ways of a beta cuck. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cuckolding. The kink is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of inter-sectional feminism most of the empowerment will go over a typical cuck’s head. There’s also the Bull’s aggressive outlook, which is deftly woven into his role - his personal mannerisms draw heavily from the mating habits of bovine animals, for instance. The cucks understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of being cuckolded, to realize that it’s not just arousing - it says something deep about DIVERSITY. As a consequence people who dislike cuckolding truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the power of when the woman says “leave the room Cuckold you’re breaking Tyrone’s concentration,” which itself is a cryptic reference to the plight of African-American males in the United States. I’m smugly grinning right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as The Bull’s strong African seed ejaculates itself on my wife. What bigots… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a cuck tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for The Bull’s eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 7 inches above of my own (preferably higher) beforehand.
– Real player with 231.1 hrs in game
I couldn’t recommend a masterpiece more than this one. Within this game, you take hold of a cinematically structured character who’s actions and unique dialogues encase yourself in the game. With the riveting gameplay, plotlines, graphics, you would think you were playing a game made by Valve, Bethesda, Blizzard, Activision, and shit maybe even Bungie with a $50 Billion budget within 20 years in the making. The amount of connections and indepth character detail/development, you would think you were just living through the eyes of a real person. This mere review doesn’t serve this game justice, maybe one day the world will experience this game and war, hunger, poverty, racism with be abolished by the light of “Cuckold Simulator: Life as a Beta Male Cuck”.
– Real player with 27.7 hrs in game
Model Builder
#### GET BUILDING. GET CREATIVE.
Join the latest trend in simulation games, bring out your creativity and make awesome looking models.
Cut out, assemble, paint, and then customize your models! Build planes, tanks, ships, figures, and so much more. Sell your creations for-profit to expand your toolkit. Create stunning and epic scale models for the world to see.
Go on a fascinating journey in the footsteps of grandfather Stan and his achievements, unlocking secrets of the past, take on commission and competitions as you become the master modelling craftsman.
There’s plenty to choose from in terms of what you can assemble… and once you are done, there’s a ton more to unlock. Expect dozens of hours of fun and much more in post-release updates.
Choose the model that you want to create, feel the satisfaction of snipping out the model parts, step by step build your model, and apply finishing touches so it is ready for painting.
You have a wide variety of tools at your disposal - everything you need to assemble your impressive models and make them shine.- Unlock new tools to help with precision work and finishes. You will feel like a pro in no time.
Now it’s time to get creative! You can take the serious route and stick to the brief, or why not make the model your own and pimp it up. With plenty of paint to choose from, use the airbrush tool, or apply with fine detail and top it off with some impressive decals. Your creativity is the limit.
Once your model is complete, that is not the end! You can set a scene in PhotoBooth mode and arrange your models onto different backgrounds, add cool effects and make them look even better! Share your work directly from the game to your Social Media channels and show it to others.
Comedy Night
Get it on sale.
It will be 2 pm. You are ready to do your stand up. And then be called every racist slur in the book. You will try for what seems like days to perfect your approach; and fail. You will hear people read some lines off the web, and they will get burnt. You will take part in burning them off stage.
It will be 10 pm on a thursday and hear some chick crying about how she just cain’t become a thot and she will try to get you to go to her host. You will see her kicked and every one will rejoice. You will most likely show up in the wrong room and hear conversations that are insane.
– Real player with 69.7 hrs in game
Fantastic game.
It’s got a decent set of features and types of performace options which is appreciable
but at the meat of it (ground beef of it: this game is only as good as it’s playerbase.
There are plenty of funny people on here that naturally gravitate towards what this game is all about (roleplaying, having fun, laughs) but they have to be dug up through the racist trolls and children that you can expect to find on a game priced at $4. I’m thankful there are ways to quality control your rooms via kicks and vote offs, but the options are very limited in handling your club.
– Real player with 56.7 hrs in game
Life Goals
Learn everthing you want to learn. And don’t forget about the rest. Overcome all obstacles. Reach your Life Goals. Make stuff. Survive in history. Make yourself truly exist.
This is a game about life. And because life is already complex enough, and games are getting harder to make, let’s make it simpler and project everything onto one dimension.
In 1D, choices seem simpler, but it does not make life much easier.
1. Move with left/right
2. Reach your goal to gain weight and bypass
3. Push lighter obstacles
4. Break lighter obstacles
5. Bypass anything
6. If you are stuck, hold space to start fresh
Disclaimer:
If you don’t have time to waste, please don’t play this game, it would just make you hate me.
Features:
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Explore your own story in Single Player
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Experience emergent social behavior in Networked Multiplayer
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State of the art 1D graphics
Hardwork Simulator
That didn’t work for me. I got caught and got fired for it. They put a younger, prettier assistant in my place. But I doubt she types as fast as I do. They were the ones who lost
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game
On the one hand, I really want to give the game a thumbs up for a creative and somewhat neat idea for a really cheap price.
On the other hand, though, I really must give it a thumbs down for not offering much at all, even at this price level plus thirty percent off; because in the end, cheap does just not justify bland.
I do enjoy any just semi-rewarding grinding game for a while, but looking at the short time invested here, I had rather counted cars drive by my window - even if the game had been for free. Where the game mechanics in any way challenging or rewarding, it would be a different story. However, it is random key bashing in it’s dullest form.
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
Bed Survival!
This was really good actually, the dialogue was pretty good, liked light hearted stuff a lot, and the darker stuff was good too. Definitely worth $0.99 to say the least. The game takes 2 hours for that price fyi, not bad at all.
– Real player with 2.0 hrs in game
The game is just so horrible that I will not even play if the developer pays me to do so.
1. The story is just so stupid and stupid long, 75% story time and minimum play time.
2. Stupid long story time is not bad enough, they even trying to give you stupid dumb story. The ending is just, “What happened ?”
3. This “thing” costs RM15.5 … Just how did they priced this “Thing”
4. Lousy gameplay as you only need to apply what you learnt twice…Literally
Bought this game as the developer’s first game is amazing…But this….Just don’t buy it
– Real player with 1.6 hrs in game