Chair Simulator
This game has given me purpose in life. I sit down. I stand up. I sit down. I stand up. The simplicity, yet challenge in this task represents the dualism of the universe. The strain from standing up relieved from the bliss that is sitting down. From the short 75 minutes I spent on this game before writing the review has morphed my entire outlook on life. I have learned the pain of death, the stress of pain, and the stresslessness of sitting. I sit and think. Think about the meaning of life. Think about my purpose here on this earth. And I have received enlightenment. I am the chair. I sit here with my arms on its doing exactly what it’s doing. I am becoming a vessel for the universe to pass through and maybe sit, gifting me with knowledge. I was lost before finding this game. Mindlessly going through the factory of life without much thought, this game has opened my eyes to the possibilities of this world that are sitting right in front of us. Overall, this game has been an eye opening experience that I would recommend everyone should try.
– Real player with 24.7 hrs in game
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! You came. You sat. You conquered!
You’ve warmed countless seats, leaving a deep and indelible impression on each and every one!
Well done, sitlord.
! But…
! Sitting has changed you.
! You look down, now, at these limbs, at all this sinew and flesh. It seems so excessive, doesn’t it? Limbs, flaying. Appendages. Poorly-designed. A bit old-fashioned. Outdated? The real you has been trapped here, hasn’t it? Here, in this prison made of flesh.
It’s a thought you’ve entertained before, isn’t it? Privately. In dreams.
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game
MESOZOIKUM
The Mesozoic began after a still unknown catastrophe on
End of the Permian, when 90% of all animal and plant species became extinct.
This cleared the way for a completely new world of flora and fauna.
In the Mesozoic Era the dinosaurs emerged and dominated the earth.
Mesozoikum is an open-world dinosaur survival game and guides you
through the atmospheric world of the Jura.
As a tyrannosaurus you have to fight for supremacy.
Rely on your senses and select the weak ones!
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Dude Simulator 2
Dude Simulator 2 is a open world sandbox game exploring upon the idea that you can do anything. You could run over your neighbor, or murder someone with a chicken, or buy a beer and get drunk.
I have to say this game is a great idea, with only an ok execution. The idea seems fun, but given that the game dev is Kiddy, this game got kind of ruined by their horrible graphics and story lines. First of all, there are no graphic or keybind controls in settings, and the graphics look horrible. The characters have blank faces, and they walk around doing nothing. The police begin to chase you after you commit a few crimes, but they don’t have cars, and they yell “STOP” but nothing else. Also, sometimes the police officers fall over for no reason.
– Real player with 61.1 hrs in game
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This is the first game I’ve had to give a negative review for on Steam. I saw this YouTuber playing this game and thought it looked a bit weird and fun, so I picked it up for cheap in a sale. It’s not finished and has never been updated. There are so any things wrong with this game. It’s clearly made by an amateur on Unity and I respect people like that that have the skill to make something like this. I congratulate the creator on creating this. I would like to be able to do similar things, but if you are gonna put it on Steam and charge four pounds for it, it needs to have a LOT more to it than what it is right now. I won’t go into too much detail about what’s wrong with it but here’s a short list (disclaimer: this does not list all the problems, just some that I can remember):
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game
Dirty Cop Simulator
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1641890/Lust_from_Beyond_M_Edition/
At the police station, you’ll get your beat and daily orders. Parking tickets, checking speeds, petty criminals and vandals are the daily life of a young cop. Plus a miserable salary and a complete lack of prestige. Great, by performing your duties diligently you will be promoted to detective and get a watch for retirement.
On the other hand, there will be a lot of temptations that will be hard to resist. Bribes, planting evidence, intimidation or turning a blind eye can be very profitable. Desperate people will do anything. And if you don’t get caught, you’ll save for a hefty retirement and respect from the people of the city.
But once you cross the border and become dirty, additional assignments from the criminal world will start to appear themselves and by doing them well you’ll gain more and more respect and allow yourself even greater luxury.
Only the most profitable missions are also the most immoral. You just have to remember that working both sides of the street is very stressful, while alcohol and drugs relieve stress addiction is tough to beat.
Do you want to see how far you can go?
**FEATURES:
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an extensive map of the city with its suburbs
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driving mechanics and car chases
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extensive storylines
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access to missions from multiple locations (police computer and radio, smartphone, storylines)**
Angry Putin
Angry Putin feels like a low budget, extremely short version of GTA Russia - if Putin was the lead character that is…If you want to get drunk on VOTKA, VOTKA, VOTKA, beat people up fairly brutally and dance for 10-15 minutes for less than £1 then this will fill that void in your life.
Genuinely rather satisfying despite being rather basic and short. For less than £1 I think it’s worth it!
Check out my gameplay video right here: https://youtu.be/joL-yfH0Zt4
NOTE: I received this game for free.
– Real player with 0.4 hrs in game
overall 10 Putin’s out of 10 would recommend to anyone who juants to become like president Putin the greatest man to ever live
– Real player with 0.3 hrs in game
The Dinosaurs Are Here
The Dinosaurs Are Here is a physics-based sandbox game set in a nowadays park where you can control a dinosaur.
Hunt for humans and try to survive against the park security guards!
The game features procedural animations, an advanced dinosaur IK system, and ragdoll humans that you can grab, eat and throw as a dinosaur.
You will need to manage your hunger, thirst, health, and stamina during your play.
The game is set on a beautiful huge park with football fields, baseball fields, tennis courts, playgrounds, ponds, restaurants, bars, and much more!
You will be able to find lots of hidden secrets and unlock amazing achievements if you like exploring!
UNIQUE CONTROLS
You will be able to control your head and tail in a simple yet advanced way.
Rotate your head to better target your attacks or simply throw an object that you’ve already grabbed in a specific direction.
RAGDOLL HUMANS
Grab humans and have fun with them!
Depending on the angle of your attacks you will have the possibility to take a human from his hands, legs, neck, or spine.
THROW OBJECTS
Each object will be pickable depending on your mass and the object’s mass.
That means that a big dinosaur will have a better chance to pick a big object, while a small dinosaur will only be able to pick smaller objects.
Also, bigger objects will mean slower head movement when holding them, which translates into smaller throw distances.
ADVANCED AI
The AI will have an advanced perception system that will rely on sight and hearing.
If you make too many noises they will be able to hear you from a great distance and escape if they are normal civilians or chase you if they are security guards.
KEY FEATURES
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Physics-based dinosaur game
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Huge map with lots of secrets and achievements
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Survival & hunting game mechanics
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Advanced AIs with perception systems that are able to hear, see and predict
Weed County
(I will be updating this as I put more hours into the game. There are not any other reviews that go in depth about issues and wants for this game so I will do my best to help as I really enjoy this game and want the developers to have some idea of what we maybe want or are struggling with)
I really enjoy playing Weed County. It has a slow and fun start and has me eager to grind several hours until I’m satisfied. I am currently saving up to buy my first money laundering business to help me pay off my debt and raise my respect. I have 12 hours on this game and do not feel like I will be done with it any time soon.
– Real player with 34.0 hrs in game
i see alot of potential Great buy!
– Real player with 1.2 hrs in game