The Most Boring Life Ever

The Most Boring Life Ever

a life sim, a clicker, I enjoyed experiencing 100 days and now my mind is numb… the music is very nice.

Real player with 2.2 hrs in game


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This.Is.Amazing.

To A Lot Of People This Just Looks Like A Cheap Game Just Trying To Scam You For You’re Money, But It Isn’t.

This Game Has A Story, A Story That You Get To Create In You’re Mind. This Game Is Deeper Than You Think, Sure It Repeats Quotes Some Days. Sure It Has “Default” Graphics. Sure, All You Do Is Press The Space Bar To Play. Sure It Seems To Have No Point, It SEEMS To Have No Point. But It’s One Of The Many Good Little Things People Overlook. The Game DOES Have A Meaning. What Is The Meaning? You Ask. Are You Lying To Me? You Ask. Are You 100% SURE? You Ask. All Yes.

Real player with 0.7 hrs in game

The Most Boring Life Ever on Steam

Farmtale

Farmtale

I didn’t quite expect to be re-reviewing this game, but I am glad I am able to give this game a positive review. After about a year of near radio silence from the devs, they updated the game, keeping the main gameplay loop of the old version, but adding quite a few new features and overall just made the game a much more enjoyable experience. If you had this game a year ago and are wondering if you should return to it, I’d definitely say yes. For anyone who never played the original version, but is looking for a short and sweet (roughly 20 hour) experience that combines both idle and base building gameplay, I’d say give it a go. The devs seem like they now intend on routinely updating the game, and as of this review that have been following through with their promise. One last thing before I end this review, if you do end up getting the game, you get to experience pretty much everything you can do in the game before you pass the two hour refund mark, so if you don’t enjoy it in the first two hours, you can know you probably won’t enjoy it and vis versa. I left my original review below if you’re interested on why I originally rated the game negatively.

Real player with 150.9 hrs in game


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Fairly small and uncomplicated idle game.

Progress can be sped up by manually clicking, but it functions quite well on its own for quite a long time before more upgrades are needed to make more progress.

My one big problem with the game (at the time of release; this is an early access) is that there isn’t enough information behind some of the upgrades. Some upgrades will state a percentage, but not telling me if the bonus is additive or multiplicative with other upgrades on the same building. Speed increase upgrades are equally secret. No information on whether it reduces time by percentage or seconds. This makes it difficult to discern which upgrades are worth going for.

Real player with 103.5 hrs in game

Farmtale on Steam

My Name is Mayo 2

My Name is Mayo 2

best thing since “my name is mayo”, the first installment. i laughed, i cried, i got aroused. the layout for the story is a lot easier to follow. it was a bit of an emotional roller coaster. hours of entertainment while still remaining relaxing. and that finally was awe inspiring. for those that didn’t like it is either broken or was playing the wrong game. would absolutely recommend to anyone that enjoys clicking mayo and mayo similar items. all thats missing is the multiplayer.

Real player with 12.8 hrs in game


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I highly recommend My Name is Mayo 2. It’s a griping story of love self discovery facts that will blow your mind. Best of all the return of Mayo. If you love Mayo and just can’t get enough of it. You need to buy this now. Don’t have money beg someone anyone so you can get your Mayo fix!!! Everything is going to hell anyway . Get mayo to save your day !!! Oh mayo why did it take you so long to return?? I can die in peace now that mayo has come back!!!!

Real player with 1.8 hrs in game

My Name is Mayo 2 on Steam

What Trash?

What Trash?

This is a garbage classification theme game.

In several scenes with different themes, there are some “garbage” scattered, you need to find them.

In each scene, there will be 4 different garbage cans, which correspond to: recyclable, non-returnable, food waste, and other 4 types.

Throw them into the right trash can to score! There will be bonuses for combos!

Finally, we must complete these within a limited time.

What Trash? on Steam

Fishing at Lotus Lakes

Fishing at Lotus Lakes

It is what it is.

You can fish and walk around a 6 foot dock.

The fish are all the same size and are caught by their backs.

Basically, the game works like it says but there is nothing worth spending time on.

https://youtu.be/JC1aswj1AdY

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

Cheap. Complete. Nicely made scenes.

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

Fishing at Lotus Lakes on Steam

Visiting a celebrity

Visiting a celebrity

ITS SOOOO FUN AND GOOD YES!

Real player with 1.4 hrs in game

No point to this game. At all. You just click on the screen leveling up your money to buy so called perks which themselves are unending it looks like in how far you can level them each up. but you don’t get anything for this. not really. there are some odd little mini games, but there is no story going on, or point to the game. I bought it because it was ultra cheap and I was curious. All you do is click on a mode of transport and sometimes you can travel and the background changes. you don’t ask anything, you don’t do anything. It’s literally just click the middle of the screen, nine billion times until you realize there is no point and stop.

Real player with 0.5 hrs in game

Visiting a celebrity on Steam

Top Burger

Top Burger

Top Burger is so much more than a simple simulation cooking game; it’s an experience. Within my near sixty hours of gameplay I have discovered that Top Burger is ascending, when you play this, you automatically became better than anything else in this realm. I’ve played oh so many games on many different platforms, and I must say. There is nothing else like it, it is simply perfect in every way. And with the games very modest price tag, Top Burger is the most bang for your buck in gaming history; even if the game was $60+ I would buy it in a heartbeat! The mechanics, gameplay, character design and even the sound design is phenomenal. Truly, top-notch. Top Burger is oozing with charm and effort. First off: The gameplay . Top Burger’s gameplay is strikingly complex, yet simple. The mechanic of customers becoming impatient is ingenious, it strikes the player with a sense of panic and rush, it also adds much needed difficulty. The inclusion of boosts makes so even gamers of a lower skill can play. The other gamemodes provide a fun distraction aside from the campaign. Second: The characters. The characters are all full with personality, in their demeanor and designs. none of them seem remotely similar to one another, this shows the sheer effort that was pour into every single aspect of this marvelous game. There is also plenty of diversity bin the characters whether it be, race, gander or age. Top burger has plenty of representation for everyone. Third: the sound design. The sound in Top Burger, like everything else, is amazing beyond words. Although the sound track is admittedly small, it makes up in quality. The soundtrack is absolute delight to listen to in every way. It’s catchy, upbeat and even emotional at times. I personally adore the main menu theme. The sound effects complement the on-screen action perfectly, in a way very few games can do. From the completion effect to the error effect it all works together perfectly. Finally: The story. Top Burger’s story may seem simple at first, but to be able to understand the very complex story which is there, you must have a very high IQ much like my self. The game hints at the story with very subtle hints and evidence scattered in the campaign. To write this timeline I had to spend countless hours piecing together the story bit by bit. The timeline begins when you first open up your shop in 1987, after opening you continue to run the restaurant for a couple years. In 1990 you begin expanding with more locations and a more varied menu. In 1992 after you finish expanding your franchise, the restaurant hits peak business with huge daily orders and hordes of customers wanting burgers. But after that, between 1994-2000 is the begging of the downfall of the company. At this point there is a massive lack of customers and orders. To combat this you close most locations and cut the size of your menu, sadly this doesn’t work. In 2006 you file for bankruptcy and close the company. I think that having a sad ending is a good contrast the game’s childish appearance. In conclusion: Top Burger is such an amazing game that is beyond my capability for me to describe. Nothing out there can compere. Thank you for reading and have yourself a good one! :)

Real player with 55.1 hrs in game

This game is just a pain. It had potential but ended up being boring. Also, if you try to go fast the game doesn’t keep up with your clicks and it just got me so angry! Tried to get to the end of the game, but it doesn’t even have achievements on steam.

Even with the cheap price I wouldn’t buy it again.

Real player with 11.0 hrs in game

Top Burger on Steam

Little Moneybags

Little Moneybags

Summary: Trash, Fraudulent “Freemium” options, No care for the playerbase or game from the developers.

Game had good potential at the start. Content drops off fairly quickly, which is to be expected from an idle style game.

Some ingame premium purchases list rewards that you do not get. (This is commonly known as fraud in most of the world).

Weekly rewards that should go out every week are hit-and-miss as to whether you will receive them, and even contacting support doesn’t guarantee you’ll receive them.

Real player with 939.4 hrs in game

game crashes after you load it and touch anything even if you don’t not worth the hassle!

Real player with 16.2 hrs in game

Little Moneybags on Steam

Pulse Cage (The full game) contains 4 games in one

Pulse Cage (The full game) contains 4 games in one

In this game you can dress up your character and make choices for her too. You read and make choices in this visual novel to get 1 of 4 endings per chapter. This is a unique visual reading experience wrapped up in an interactive game about a chain-letter of love and darkness.

Here are some features and gameplay:

1. 2 dress up events, where you decide what your character wears

2. A total of 78 Action and Dialogue choices

3. Multiple ending 11 and over 14+ CGs to collect

4. Spending time with you love-interests go on over 8 dates

Pulse Cage (The full game) contains 4 games in one on Steam

Merchant’s Game

Merchant’s Game

Merchant’s Game is a 2D pixelart open-ended game that you hire npc’s, negotiate prices, sell and buy items to pay your debt to the lanlord. Merchant’s Game is a single-player game that can be played by keyboard and mouse. In a fantasy world you open a shop in a busy gateway in the mittle of the Galaxy. However things are not good as before so you start from the day 1 and continue your journey until the payment day arrives. No need to be worried if you’ve already done that. So keep your shop open. Forever.

Merchant's Game on Steam