Super Marxist Twins
Ever wonder what it would look like if a Soviet state sponsored game developer designed a game to compete with classic side-scrollers while subverting western youth? No? Well we did. Introducing Super Marxist Twins. The evil Tsar Boarov, and his army of capitalist pigs, have stolen The Nation’s resources and left The People with nothing. Now it’s up to brothers Mikhail and Ludmil to collect the stolen resources and defeat Tsar Boarov once and for all. In communist paradise, money does not exist, so surrender your funds and buy Super Marxist Twins! Purchase the game for yourself! Purchase the game for your friends! Purchase the game for The Greater Good.
Features:
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Classic side scroller platforming and action.
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Collect resources to power-up the twins! Steel rivets will power-up Mikhail and his hammer-attack, while collecting wheat grains will power-up Ludmil and his mighty sickle-attack
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Battle an army of assorted enemies ranging from collaborator rats to heavily armed capitalist pigs.
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Toil away in the Industrial Forge level editor and then share the fruits of your labor with comrades across the internet.
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WHAT THE GOLF?
WHAT THE GOLF is a “golf” game for those of us who hate golf. Really.
You don’t need to know a single thing about golf to enjoy this. It might even make you a bit sad if you love the real sport, since the game makes an absolute mockery of golf in so, so many ways that its almost criminal.
When you start the game, it looks deceptively like the real thing. You quickly realize that this is no ordinary golf… Everything you knew about the sport is thrown out of the window fast, as you progress through the levels. You would think that golf here was about putting a ball in a hole. You would be wrong.
– Real player with 23.3 hrs in game
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What the Golf!
So casual you need to wear casual clothes to play it.
Easier to read review Here
It is official. Golf is boring! so a secret underground testing lab has been set up to make golf more interesting. Moving around the testing facility, you test different holes ranging from the bizarre to the ridiculous, all in the name of making golf fun.
– Real player with 19.1 hrs in game
Grub Gauntlet
A fun puzzle game in which you must arrange various objects around the room to help the hungry man reach his food. Oh, and you launch him by pushing the TNT detonator behind his back.
In the current version, the game has 35 levels that get increasingly difficult, but the good news is that you’ll be introduced to each item that will aid you in solving all of these puzzles. Bombs, which can be used to push the man in various directions; portals, which can be used to connect two portals to travel between them; conveyer belts, which are a more precise version of the bomb that can be rotated; and levers, which can be used to open doors and rotate conveyer belts, are the main objects at your disposal. Several extra items can be found in the final stages, although they’re more of a showcase and will almost certainly be built upon in future updates.
– Real player with 1.2 hrs in game
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Carmine Impact
Formerly known as Project Crimson, before our friend Destin made this game!
Carmine Impact is a new, fast-paced arena shooter by HarpNet Studios! Carmine brings you the best of an era gone by, with a modern twist (and cute anime girls)!
Such features include:
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Anime girls! (soon!)
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Multiplayer!
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A full map editor, on the fly!
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Lots of unimplemented features! (haha.)
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SPEED
Note: we’re too dumb to make macOS or Linux builds at the moment, so only Windows builds for now. Sorry!
Proudly powered by Cardboard, based on the fantastic Cube 2 engine!
Goblins and Grottos
As an early adopter of the game in 2015, my original review was incredibly biased so I’ve decided to go back to this game and re-review it with a bit more integrity.
The developers of this game were incredible ; they were quick to fix bugs, incredibly enthusiastic about their game and updates were about as frequent as the things they added and fixed included.
Pros are as follows
A catchy and memorable soundtrack
Far from original, but charming and suitable-to-the-story artwork
A very humourous, meta and interesting story that takes a fresh perspective on the MMO genre and twists it into a fun singeplayer experience
– Real player with 48.7 hrs in game
I’ve been obsessed with this game for the past week or so, and I think it’s high time I tried to put into words all the things I enjoy about it.
Goblins and Grottos is an engrossing puzzle-platformer with a sense of humor that will appeal to anyone who is familiar with MMO culture or fantasy tropes. You play as the nameless Goblin, whose entire family was slaughtered by a level 100 paladin who appears to have been power-levelling his n00b buddy. On your quest for revenge you’ll make your way through caves, dungeons, and forests inhabited by adventurers that call to mind every sort of MMO player you can think of – and all of them are trying to kill YOU for phat lewtz and xp. You’re only a weak little unarmed goblin, unable to gain levels like the adventurers do (and they do – if you die they gain experience and can level up and gain better abilities!) and unable to really fight back except through your own cunning, using the environment to either make your escape or defeat those who would hunt you.
– Real player with 37.5 hrs in game
Hardwork Simulator
That didn’t work for me. I got caught and got fired for it. They put a younger, prettier assistant in my place. But I doubt she types as fast as I do. They were the ones who lost
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game
On the one hand, I really want to give the game a thumbs up for a creative and somewhat neat idea for a really cheap price.
On the other hand, though, I really must give it a thumbs down for not offering much at all, even at this price level plus thirty percent off; because in the end, cheap does just not justify bland.
I do enjoy any just semi-rewarding grinding game for a while, but looking at the short time invested here, I had rather counted cars drive by my window - even if the game had been for free. Where the game mechanics in any way challenging or rewarding, it would be a different story. However, it is random key bashing in it’s dullest form.
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game