The Emerald Tablet
If you’re looking for a alchemy game that brings the fun of trial and error from combining stuff, be aware that this game does NOT provide you the adequate tools to do so.
The gaming mechanism is made quite shabby and lack depth. Combination comes either with npc telling you the complete recipe or you get nothing. Several specific mats appear only once in the entire game, but you still need it repetitively for other recipes.
The foe becomes unreasonably strong in late game (from 3rd year) and balance become completely broken.
– Real player with 16.2 hrs in game
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As a huge fan of the Atelier series, I really wanted to like this game, but it really needs a manual or in-game database. There doesn’t seem to be any way to discover recipes outside of trial-and-error in free mixing mode.
– Real player with 12.8 hrs in game
Quiver Dick’s Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children
When I first saw the preview for Quiver Dick’s (hehehehh well played steam…) Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents to Read To Their Equally Terrible Children, I knew I needed to play it. This game has dark humour, hilarity, a thirsty fairy, awesome music and is dripping in both in-your-face smut and innuendos.
This game is so well put together with incredible art throughout and has the capability of three different possible endings. There are easter eggs as well as nods to music, film and video games throughout with the game clearly being self aware.
– Real player with 2.7 hrs in game
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First off, if you read the title you already know what kind of game this going to be, and if you already know what kind of game this is going to be your expectations will be high…this game does not disappoint. Off the rip in the opening credits I was enjoying a Monty Python feel (which for me is always a belly laugh kinda experience). The names in the game, the dialogue, the situations encountered..everything about this game felt like it was directly tailored to my idea of humor. The game in and of itself is well made, crisp, and nostalgic in its craft. The laughs will come a plenty and it actually has replay value (which for me as a completionist is awesome). Highly recommend this game for streamers who want to have a good time with their chat and go on a comedy filled journey that will have a lot of “lol’s” “wtf’s” and “LMFAO’S”. Well done Crankagegames…well done.
– Real player with 2.4 hrs in game
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
You had my attention with the crazy name, but when I saw myself on that store page screenshot I was sold!
(Haha, so in all seriousness, anyone reading this will probably assume I have a biased opinion, considering the developers decided to toss me in their game. Fuck that though! I’m gonna be honest as fuck!)
First off, let me say this is a very short game. Shorter than ‘MaP’ (Metal as Phuk) but that’s kind of the point. It’s a quick and comfy adventure. Flooded with dialogue that eminates some (sweet, sweet) low-brow humour. Sometimes it’s great, and sometimes it falls flat; which leaves you waiting to move on to the next joke. It’s kind of like SNL in a way.
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
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UPDATE: I have changed my review to negative, which is unfortunate. The developer has been proven to be a deplorable human being, and one that cannot be trusted. Do not support them. The game was fun, sure, but I’m not supporting this person anymore.
I, too, hope they cast a substantially less racist version of Mel Gibson in the movie about MY life. Guess I’ll have to settle for an awesome cameo in this game. (Seriously!)
And, while I have a cameo, I won’t let it affect my review of the game. I played and beat this in a single setting (took about 3 hours) and laughed so hard my throat still hurts. The game’s humor is crass, and in your face often, but it never feels overstated, nor does it seem ham-fisted. The pacing is well done throughout, and when a joke seems like it might be wearing out its welcome, it ends.
– Real player with 4.0 hrs in game
Wauies - The Pet Shop Game
This game should be tagged leisure/casual if it isn’t tagged this way already. It is colorful and bright and has a wide variety of objects to use in the store. Numerous breeds of cats and dogs and other animals to choose from to breed. Gems are not needed to play if you have time to wait for puzzle pieces. There is a trading system where you may trade puzzle pieces with others playing the game. There are quests also that you can complete for gems. This is not a fast paced game and if you are looking to play more than 10-15 minutes at a time without paying real cash for gems to speed up things, then you are not going to like this game. It is set up where you get a free booster pack with 4 random puzzle or item cards each day. They run specials such as triplet week where all your successful breedings are guaranteed to have at least triplets. This is a level based game where the higher level you achieve the more items open up to you. It is a nice game to pop into a couple times a day just to relax.
– Real player with 328.7 hrs in game
What can i say about this game, well quite a lot really, its great, althought it does have it problems. some of which can really be annoying.
This game is extremely addictive, and unless you are spending money takes a while to build up. yes you can build up and get everything it just takes forever, the in game currency pricing, is a bit rediculous, but it does work, just takes a lot of slugging to get anywhere.
Then there are situations where you have to spend to improve, for example in the breeding, you can buy 8 slots with the in game cash, then you have to pay with diamonds for the rest.. Now 8 is not too bad, but when you have 118 different animals you can breed, 8 is a bit rediculous. i can see people getting bored with the game and quiting, when they cant get any further, or cant produce the animals for demand..
– Real player with 116.0 hrs in game