Table Manners: Physics-Based Dating Game
What happens when a surgeon from Surgeon Simulator (SS) decides to go for a date? Well, you get this.
Like SS, you control your own hand to use, grab and release the objects and complete the objectives, while you are dealing with unpredictable game’s physics. Some differences where the time is limited to complete the objectives and you are on a date; impress him/her/them with your ‘handy’ skills by pouring the wine, cooking the marshmallows, mixing the drinks, grabbing the sushi, etc. Impress them (good) enough and you get the rewards; items for your hand and ultimate goal at the end.
– Real player with 7.8 hrs in game
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Game play-
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Okay
☐ Bad
Graphics-
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
Bugs-
☐ Clean
☐ Not too game breaking
☑ The glitches just makes the game funny
☐ Speedrun time
☐ Infestation
☐ Fallout 76 part 2 electric boogaloo
Audio-
☐ Amazing
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
Audience-
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Everyone
Story-
☐ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Not great
☑ None
Difficult-
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
– Real player with 7.0 hrs in game
Speaking Simulator
I, like many humans, enjoy the process of moving facial muscles in order to make audible sounds of communication. I recommend this educational experience to any fellow biological human who wishes to inefficiently spend time having what is often called fun.
Also contains inspirational messages about the future which can help briefly dampen the crushing effects of the fragile human condition.
– Real player with 5.6 hrs in game
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It is difficult to convey how much of a struggle moving my mandible muscles in tandem with emoting my human eyebrows and lips while not making too much or too little eye contact in the same time period; however it provides me great solace that I can shake my human booty in a more sexually attractive and pleasing manner than Karen from HR and her robotic gyrations. After participating in this speech exercise program, I am well on my way to dominating the feeble minds of the weak humans inhabiting my town, then soon the world.
– Real player with 3.1 hrs in game