Conan the mighty pig
Honestly, this is the best game I have ever played in my life. The graphics are beautiful yet the game can still run on even the slowest computers. The breathtaking graphic design of the pig is the definition of perfection. Don’t wait for a sale for this gorgeous game, please just buy it as soon as you can. Please.
–-{Graphics}—
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Amazing for its age
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
—{Gameplay}—
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
– Real player with 532.0 hrs in game
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STORY
Conan the mighty pig has a story that is open to much speculation. It is implied by the title that the pig you play as is named Conan and was for some reason granted the epithet, “the mighty pig,” most likely earning it for proving his strength during combat. Ironically, Conan does not display any strength and has to sneak around tougher opponents and has to use herbs to get past bees. After years of owning a farm and not making profit (speculation of the story told without dialogue) he decides to move on from the farm and look for truffles. Truffles can potentially be very expensive in a larger size and are found in the ground by animals like pigs and trained dogs in real life and are profitable if the time and effort are put in to the labor, so it is reasonable that Conan would make the choice to look for truffles. He sets off on his quest to find one hundred fifty truffles.
– Real player with 67.6 hrs in game
Disney•Pixar Cars 2: The Video Game
This game looks unfinished, big time! It has so many flaws that I can’t even know where to start. Gameplay is awful. The whole idea of the game is great (and it’s built on an awesome franchise) but it feels… slow. Really! It’s a SLOW car game, and not in a good way. I know it’s aimed for kids mostly (I actually play it with mine, the only reason I bought this thing) but yet, I cannot avoid yawning a couple of times once I get into a straight part of the circuit… soo slow.
Immersion is next to not existent. Sounds effect aren’t there (engine’s noise anyone?) Again: yawning. And I don’t want to even begin to talk about the scenarios. The tracks themselves are ok but… yet again, this is NOT FINISHED. One of the tracks has this big stands for spectators… and even though there are a couple of NPCs there it feels so EMPTY. Who would want to go and watch a boring slow race anyways?
– Real player with 126.0 hrs in game
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What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone…. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day’s banana slices. It’s one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old “I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?” and of course, “You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!” These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That’s when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we’ve even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!
– Real player with 28.4 hrs in game
Save Jesus
4k graphics, blown away by the sound quality, the voice acting is superb. personally, one of my favorite quotes is “ya think yu can stop me? look it, ah gawt a tahme macheen!” very intricate and thought-out dialogue is one of this game’s strongest points. in addition, the plot and lore of save jesus is so complex and designed so well that its almost like you are actually there in the game saving jesus! it is an experience similar to that of smoking weed, while dying and going to heaven but learning that jesus is in trouble so you save him and then wake up wondering… “what did i eat for dinner last night?” you look over to jesus in your bed and he stares back at you and then you wake up again to find that your entire existence was actually a dream in itself. anyway, every game has its downsides as well. save jesus is no exception. one of the worst parts about this game is the lack of an easy mode, as the difficulty rivals that of dark souls. another issue is the demanding system requirements. my macintosh computer at school has trouble running this game. constant crashes and it struggles to get even 10 fps. no problems on my coughcoughsuperiorcoughcough pc though. the game is magnificent, and the sheer quality is reflected in every possible aspect. the system requirements can easily be justified for such a masterpiece. in conclusion, save jesus is a fantastic AAA title that i recommend to any fans of the popular book series “the holy bible,” based on this very game. hope this review helps!
– Real player with 247.1 hrs in game
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When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
– Real player with 163.9 hrs in game
Calm Down, Stalin
Lazy Review at the bottom
Gameplay
The goal in this game is to survive until the time limit. Your stress gradually rises, but is furthered by factors like flies, lamp flickers, and phone ringing. As your stress builds, your hands shake worse, thus making you more vulnerable to push the button. This progressively gets harder as the game continues
The button
The goal of the game is to survive, right? You automatically lose the game if you push the big red button on your desk, or let the clock reach 12. The clock quickly ticks towards 12, unless you hold your hand right above the button. This threat of war makes the clock go back to the 1.
– Real player with 207.5 hrs in game
in endless mode you should have it so you pick what things you want at the time and pick how frequent it is. ex:you pick how many times you can use vodka or how often phone rings. but make it that if you want the score on the leaderboard you cant edit anything.i know this is is a very (VERY) new game but please consider this request.And to anyone who thinks they want to buy the game i completely reccomend it, its fun and challenging.One of the best games ive seen this year(srry this is so long)
– Real player with 12.4 hrs in game
Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator
What is Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator?
Masterpiece.
Plot
You are Erwin Lemmor and you have been transferred to a TANK School where you meet some tanks in your new class.
Pros and Cons
Pros:
+An actual proper realistic tank dating simulator!
+The tank models seem to be pretty accurate.
+The story is very interesting and the world building is amazing.
+The game sometimes gives you freedom to choose your dialogue.
+The game makes you feel many different emotions and immersion is guaranteed.
– Real player with 1032.7 hrs in game
Last time I reviewed the game was 2 years ago (old review down below) and since then I have grown as a human, or in other words I have played 300 more hours of this game for total of 500+ hours.
Where I once recommended the game, I can now only endorse and praise it. In my previous review I commented upon the various WW2 aspects of the game, but reflecting back on that my review was like a 9gag user reviewing sex positions.
I dont understand how I missed the social critical aspects of this masterpiece. It shows how corrupt and anti proletariat todays governments using clever tactics. The way you play as a young man in a foreign country forced to fulfill his military duty, but instead find yourself in tankgirl filled world, in which no one is willing to explain to you what is going on is a great analogy for how the government is just trying to use and punish us as soon as we make one wrong step. And before you ask, no, I dont just say this because I lost custody over my child for playing this game instead of going to my court appointment.
– Real player with 1010.0 hrs in game
Potato Thriller
Potatominator: The Judgement Day
ENGLISH review and / i POLSKA recenzja
First thing: Do NoT expect too much from this game.
Second one: Do NoT expect SO little as the begining can really give…
This game is a mix of nonesence, deep characters and real-life couching. The begining is not bad - it is very bad and still I don’t know how I managed to go through first half of the game?!? But then it went more interesting and I slipped like potato on butter (cause I was affraid to be deeply fryed either).
– Real player with 3.6 hrs in game
First of all, when I started playing this game I expected it to be some crappy sh*t about a potato misunderstood for a criminal. Things went from stupid to serious very quickly, I crapped my pants every time that Potato *sshole jumpscared me. Everything begins in a very strange manner: you start in a dark room, you explore a hallway, encounter the Potato Man once, suddenly get jumpscared by him and then you’re thrown in a cutscene about a Bounty Hunter (father of the year) and his Robot Son (???????), and well… that still doesn’t explain the beginning of the game until you get jumpscared like 5 more times and complete some minigames.
– Real player with 3.2 hrs in game
Wild Animal Sports Day
I got the priveledge of beta testing this masterpiece of a game made by the one and only Paul Bird. It’s a bit more difficult than WAR, but it brings some new movies and mechanics to the game. Such as a “campaign mode” type thing and cutscenes. But if you want the better ending, prepare to train long and hard. its no easy task.
– Real player with 5.6 hrs in game
The sheer threat that the presence of King Croc imposes, can easily shake even the most experienced horror game enjoyer to his/her core. On top of this amazing atmosphere, the combat also rivals the likes of Bloodborne, Mortal Combat and even Chess. All of this taken into consideration, and even dismissing some of the aspects of this game since there are so many, I find Wild Animal Sports day to be one of the best experiences steam has to offer, and it an understatement to call it a worthy successor to Wild Animal Racing.
– Real player with 5.5 hrs in game
Disney•Pixar Cars: Radiator Springs Adventures
I give this game a mixed review cause Steam doesn’t bother to add an Mixed option when reviewing a game.
Anyway,this game is not bad but not good either,just some types of minigames that you can find on browser games.
Yeah,I think that this game should had been a browser game.
I only recommend to play this if you are bored of the other games from your library.
6/10
– Real player with 32.8 hrs in game
The game is not worth your money and the main part of the game can be completed in an evening, but if you want to pass the game 100% have to kill a lot of time
– Real player with 17.2 hrs in game
Lords Mobile
A f2p, p2w game, one that constantly promisses that if you just keep evolving, the experience will become super interesting at some point ahead… yup, its another mobile game.
In the game’s defense, it IS possible to play without putting money, but make no mistake: its absolutely impossible to be even remotely competitive if you dont spend money(LOADS of money, enough to buy the all the DLC packages of DoA5 many times over). It is possible to play, but for players who dont put high quadruple digits of dollars into the game, “play” will for a loooong time mean stay hidden behind your shield 24.7 and just keep hoping your real life dont prevent you from renewing the shield or else some chinese dude will reset your troops count in very short order, it’s just a chore and that part of the game will last a VERY long time for free players.
– Real player with 525.2 hrs in game
This is a game where its a purely pay to play. (Its not free to play) Free to play players once after protection cannot even play PVE, this was my experience as mostly free to play player.
PVE Rating: 0/10
PVP Rating: 0/10
Pay to win rating: 10/10
Free to play rating: 0/10
Day 1: Joined a new world which was 2 days old. Free to play players where all using tier 1 troops with numbers in the hundreds of troops. Pay to win players already had tier 3 troops with numbers in the 100s of thousands.
Day 14: Reach tier 2, paid 2 usd worth of in game items to enable myself to travel through time to gain a few days of virtual time advancement so as to get tier 2 units.
– Real player with 132.9 hrs in game