Save Jesus
4k graphics, blown away by the sound quality, the voice acting is superb. personally, one of my favorite quotes is “ya think yu can stop me? look it, ah gawt a tahme macheen!” very intricate and thought-out dialogue is one of this game’s strongest points. in addition, the plot and lore of save jesus is so complex and designed so well that its almost like you are actually there in the game saving jesus! it is an experience similar to that of smoking weed, while dying and going to heaven but learning that jesus is in trouble so you save him and then wake up wondering… “what did i eat for dinner last night?” you look over to jesus in your bed and he stares back at you and then you wake up again to find that your entire existence was actually a dream in itself. anyway, every game has its downsides as well. save jesus is no exception. one of the worst parts about this game is the lack of an easy mode, as the difficulty rivals that of dark souls. another issue is the demanding system requirements. my macintosh computer at school has trouble running this game. constant crashes and it struggles to get even 10 fps. no problems on my coughcoughsuperiorcoughcough pc though. the game is magnificent, and the sheer quality is reflected in every possible aspect. the system requirements can easily be justified for such a masterpiece. in conclusion, save jesus is a fantastic AAA title that i recommend to any fans of the popular book series “the holy bible,” based on this very game. hope this review helps!
– Real player with 247.1 hrs in game
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When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
– Real player with 163.9 hrs in game
illuminati Simulator VR
illuminati Simulator VR is a Free to play indie VR game where you explore the map and figure out what to do. It worked on my HTC Vive system, looked bad, played bad, sounded bad. Not a good game! I think the game actually has horrible coding, was running in the background for four hours after i ran it and then exited it. Avast active defense didn’t like it either. The VR movement was terrible. Has crappy 3D models. Objects floating in air.
Do NOT download this game, not worth it.
– Real player with 4.6 hrs in game
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[0.2] Controls & Training & Help
[0.2] Menu & Settings
[0.1] Sound & Music
[0.5] Graphics
[0.4] Game Design
[0.2] Game Story
[0.3] Game Content
[0] Time to complete feels ok? (& if the Game can be repeatedly played again)
[0] is it Enjoyable & Fun?
[0] Could it hold a spot in Favorites?
[0] BONUS point: Multi-Player related
[0.7] BONUS point: Review for VR
Stars received: 2.6/10 ___ Note: v.3 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions
Game description key-points: more of a museum view
Overview: definitely should work for Oculus Rift, by default isn’t officially tested and supported on other platforms, my case unplayable.
– Real player with 1.2 hrs in game
🚀 Human Rocket Person
Whoa! Way to go Activision! As you probaly know, Call of Duty has been going nowhere the last couple of games and many has been wondering what Activision would do with the franchise to revive it. Well, enter CC:HRP! It takes the series in a whole new brave direction! I mean, the inter-war, inter-age theme following different generations of the same family through ww1, ww2, the vietnam war, afghanistan and the american war is damn cool! Also, the historical accuracy is great. And then there is the changed controller scheme that changes the gameplay but in a really cool way! Anyhow, to sum it up:
– Real player with 4.3 hrs in game
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This game is full of shit! In a good way :)
When I read the game was hard, I though: “Yea right…. How hard can it be?”. Well, it is hard! At the moment I’m mid level 6, and there is ass juice and helmets everywhere. It looks like a warzone, just with shit instead of blood. But the humor is awesome!
I see this game as a challenge. I want to beat this, no matter what. It takes time, and there will be poop. A lot of it. But I hope some day I will complete the game. Don’t give up if you play it, and don’t smash your keyboard or controller into the wall ;)
– Real player with 2.9 hrs in game
Mr.President!
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☐ Kids
☑ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players
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☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☑ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece
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☐ Full price 100% worth it
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don’t do it
☐ Free
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☐ Even a 90’s PC can run it
☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
– Real player with 5.8 hrs in game
Mr. President! is a fun, but short video game. Beating the entire game probably takes about 5-8 hours. You play as a body guard for a U.S. presidential candidate Ronald Rump and the gameplay is centered around protecting Rump from bullets, bombs, tacos, burning crosses, and other deadly hazards. This game contains a ton of political satire in it, so if you’re offended by political satire i wouldn’t reccomend this game, but if you dont mind political satire then you should have quite a bit of fun with this game. This game is pretty good for being developed only by one person. There are a few glitches, but they’re not really game breaking and rarely happen.
– Real player with 5.4 hrs in game
Pipejob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4JjDWubKwA
King of the poo baby! I’m #1 across the board with my mad poo skillz (yes…THAT’s how skilled I am…with a Z!)
Check out the review for more detailed points. The one above. The video.
Click it, watch it and learn son.
I’m sorry, I know I’m not your father. But I wish I was. Maybe…MAYBE you would have turned out better.
…
I’m sorry.
Watch the video.
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game
Its actually pretty fun… Thank goodness the Nosulus Rift hasnt launched yet… lol
It could use more levels… Its basically a Wave Pooper… but for the price, its pretty decent value…
Here is a video of me trying the game out… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZtR6Mj-1-E
– Real player with 3.6 hrs in game
Job Simulator
Some funny stories from my teen STEM students playing this game:
1. One girl tried to dive through the order window in Gourmet Chef. She slammed headset first into the wall and kind of hurt herself. Everyone was fine, my VIVE was fine. This probably speaks to how immersive the game is.
2. Most students enjoy uncorking two bottles of wine in Gourmet Chef and double chugging virtual wine over their heads. Game is kind of Alcoholic Simulator in this respect, especially when players are more concerned with throwing stuff, making a mess, and goofing around instead of completing objectives.
– Real player with 16.9 hrs in game
All biases on VR itself, the Vive system itself, and Steam itself ASIDE…
This is the quintessential Virtual Reality game.
It scales phenomenally with different sized rooms. When we made space in our living room, we were delighted to find that we had a little more moving room in-game, and we could spend less time turning knobs (to switch from, say, a freezer to a safe) and more time simply interacting because more things fit in the space. That being said, even with small spaces, you don’t miss out on anything!
– Real player with 15.2 hrs in game
Scuffed Tower Defense
A must play game. Scuffed Tower Defense is genuinely a lot of fun to play, and I’d recommend picking it up if you’ve got the money. Buster.
Buster
- Buster.
– Real player with 5.2 hrs in game
When I first saw this game, I had high expectations, mainly because of its resemblance of the hidden gem New EPIC SCUFFED BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POGCHAMP). After playing it, I can gladly say, my already high expectations were blown out of the water by this modern masterpiece. Most triple A games cannot even compare to the work of art that is this game. From the aesthetic design, to the gameplay, everything about this game is the definition of groundbreaking.
When it comes to aesthetic design, this game is perfect. Menus are simple, yet effective. The background of the main menu in specific shows gameplay that makes you pumped to play. The sound design has real bangars that always get you hyped for the next wave. The enemy design is minimalistic, but charming. The levels in the game all have a charm to them in a different way. From the dark lighting of the asteroid, to the minimalistic style of the fall, every level feels different from the last. The voice acting has tons of personality and sets a tone for the rest of the game. Even the towers all shoot bright bullets that feel really satisfying to watch tear down the enemies. Also the doggo is really cute I wish I could pet him.
– Real player with 3.6 hrs in game
Junk on Wheels
Very fun to play with friends. Driving is most fun with controller and setting it up is only to plug it in. Controls are easy to remember and driving is easy but mastering it takes time. I recommend this to everyone.
– Real player with 57.2 hrs in game
Really fun game, spent hours smashing my way to victory! Constantly getting updated and becoming better too. Reminds me alot of Mashed!
– Real player with 16.5 hrs in game