Cube XL
6/10
– Real player with 223.1 hrs in game
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Terrible asset flip
– Real player with 1.1 hrs in game
Soda Drinker Pro
This is the single greatest video game I have ever played.
This is NOT just a video game, it is an experience and has impacted my lifestyle for the better. Previously I would only play multiplayer games with my friends but ever since I’ve played this game, I’ve abandoned all of them. I don’t need any of them to enjoy this. Every level is a completely new experience, and I don’t know where my life would be without it. Every moment that I’m not playing this game is a moment wasted.
– Real player with 292.2 hrs in game
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I’m not quite sure how to feel about this game. In terms of the base game, Soda Drinker Pro, it got a bit of amusement out of me. I even played about half the levels before deciding that was all I was going to get out of it. The weird music in the background accompanied by the strange comments continued to crack me up even as I was in some of the last levels I played. But the majority of the time I spent in this game wasn’t in Soda Drinker Pro. The “hidden game” is what I found interesting, but it’s hard to actually recommend it to someone else. I personally find discovering the logic in the initial chaos of starting it interesting, and seeing all the puzzle pieces come together as you find out what you’re supposed to be doing and how to do it was exciting, to me at least. However, I can’t say that the game is very good. Pretty much the only thing that kept me going was the question of what weird things I would see next. The gameplay can be floaty, loose, and confusing. But if you’re like me and enjoy seeing all this weird stuff just for the sake of seeing it, I would recommend this game. Or, you know, you could buy it for the memes.
– Real player with 18.7 hrs in game
Fidget Spinner
At first glance, this game may seem as if it was made by a child. The icon seems a bit abstract, but when you look closer, you’ll understand all the hidden meanings behind this game. What they are? That’s for you to find out. I can’t ruin this surprise for any one of you. But now, I must tell you the story; one of the absolute power this game actually contains. Some say that words can’t affect you, but these words can. My daughter once had cancer. Every breath, every step, every motion was painful for her, but she still clung on to life. She was determined to beat her cancer and live on, sitting in the flower forests that she always loved to visit whenever she played with her fidget spinner. Gosh, she loved those flowers. Even now I tear up when thinking about her. I remember the day she was told that she had a year left to live. She was shocked; she thought that her fighting was enough, but it seems that it wasn’t. The cancer was too strong. However, through it all, she still prevailed, and so did her love for the simplicity of a small hand held toy, basic but passes time in a unique way. Coming across this game was a large surprise to myself, saying that I have not heard of this artistically crafted video game beforehand. But, after buying this masterpiece, I feel ashamed for not holding the passionate story line like The last of us in my possession before this point. Never before in my life have I played such diligent and thoughtful storytelling spilled out upon these pixels.The cover of this game is a beautifully hand drawn masterpiece. It is a mind baffling precursor to the extreme design of such a game. I will tell you why. After you play this game, you experience your body being cleansed from head to toe. this is only the beginning. Your sadness will go into the yawning abyss, and an extreme amount of happiness will wash over you like a wave. This game is exquisitely well coded. I look back on our many memories from back then and cry. On that last, fateful day, I held her hand close. I held it tight. Her mother couldn’t be with her, but she’s alright with just me. She left us a while ago. I can’t blame her for it; our living situation is terrible. I couldn’t stand to see her in a situation like this, and I suppose that she couldn’t stand being in it. I remember her asking me to play this game with her, with a great big smile on her face. Her grin went from ear to ear; something I barely saw anymore. I do remember tearing up. But her heart rate was slowing down. I had played it before she left me. Each level, each spinner, each breath I took gave her a smile. I remember her always wanting to play this but never getting the chance to, so I got it for her. She closed her eyes with a smile after I unlock the final spinner and closed the closed the game. A final beep, then nothing. But her heart rate decided to come back. I practically jumped out of my seat; I was surprised. I alerted the doctors right away. Was it this game? Was it this game that had brought her back? Fast forwarding to now; my daughter’s in college. She has left fidget spinner behind, but still visits it from time to time. This is her favorite game. Thank you, dear developer, for putting such care and effort into this wonderful game. I hope it continues to spread its blessings throughout time, lovingly teaching kids about the joys of a toy. I hope this game gets to those in need, and I hope the meaning behind the story will inspire them as well. And again, thank you. 3
– Real player with 4003.7 hrs in game
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Ok how do I even start this review. Ok so im a EPIC DESPACITO GAMER and I gotta say after playing 24+ hours of this game I acheived true immortality. This game has completely set a new standard on how future games should look and feel. Comparing this to Skyrim and Grand Theft Auto V should not even be a discussion. This game is far superior than all of these other AAA games that are currently being released. This game is far tooooo under priced for a game on this level.
This game features revolutionary game mechanics. The atmosphere is incredibly deep to the point where it ACTUALLY makes you feel like batman. The music in this game is also top notch and I cant wait for a soundtrack to be released for this masterpeice. Another thing that makes this such a perfect game is that the graphics surpass that of Grand Theft Auto V, Fallout 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 4, ETC.
– Real player with 87.3 hrs in game
Please, Don’t Touch Anything
When a Single Player game provides you with the best multiplayer experience you’ve ever had.
Played 3/4 hours on my own and found out about some endings and other great things about this game, then I decided to have 4 friends over so we could complete the game together. At first I let them play until they had discovered what I already knew while I sat quietly and watched them complete 5 endings before trying to press the Red button more than twice (They exploded in laughter when they did it hahaha). Then when they had already discovered all I knew, it was time to get serious, I took out the notes I already had on the things I wasn’t able to complete yet. Brainstorming took place. Random sucessful inputs were made. Mindblowing moments. Searching “Ostap Bender” on wikipedia and discovering it was actually a character. Searching numbers as date, getting Red Army related wiki. Translating numbers to words. Both meaningless. We completed the game in 5 hours. Exhausted we hailed that afternoon as one of the best things we could have chosen to do. “What a f****** great game”
– Real player with 18.6 hrs in game
PROS:
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nice visual style
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cool retro music
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24 endings plus the final one
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the hint system
CONS:
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a couple of tedious trial and error paths
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no replayability after the final ending
Comment:
There are many paths and endings (25 in total) with hints all over the panel. You just have to connect them to the solution. There are even hints for some endings in previous ones. Trial and error approach is necessary here but that is the point of the game. Meanwhile cheerful retro music plays in the background and I liked most of the songs (not the screeching/alarm ones). There is a ton of clicking for a couple of endings and hitboxes are a bit dodgy sometimes (especially during the “hammer phase”). But all endings are doable. The achievements are fairly easy apart from two. The Once Again achievement has problematic triggering -
! You need to finish all 25 endings and then reset. A red light appears under the yellow ones. You can try to delete your save at this point OR just to be sure click the red light, re-do ending 25 and THEN delete the save.For the Perfectionist one you have to click EXACTLY the right amount of times, took a while until I got this one due to misclicks. There is basically no replayability once you finish all of the endings, only 1 puzzle/path has variations. They could have shuffled some of the codes a bit to keep it fresh but I guess 24 endings + the final one are still plenty. Overall a really fun logic game worth checking out.
– Real player with 9.0 hrs in game
OLDTV
Get your Stroop on!
_Creability developed, published and released OLDTV in 2017, which is a simple, yet fast-paced decision game based on the psychological “Stroop Effect”.
Fight against the clock in a battle of the reflexes and their successful suppression where a slip in vigilance can make all the difference._
| Category | Rating | Detailed Breakdown |
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Design & Graphics
| Good | Simple concept - beautiful execution, maximum effect for minimum effort, pushes you to try harder, intriguing thematic backdrop, slightly annoying distortion effects |
– Real player with 10.1 hrs in game
You got mail!
How to differentiate a bad Free to Play singleplayer game from a good one? Well, a good one definitely was made to be enjoyable and it also doesn’t have this hogwash microtransactions. Furthermore, it’s even better if this kind of game is rewarding and gives players a reason to play it again. OLDTV fits in this image of a perfect free game very well. In my opinion it’s one of the best indie games in a zero-budget class that are available on Steam.
Heroes = couch potatoes
– Real player with 8.5 hrs in game
Disney•Pixar Cars
Great nostalgic game :)
Cars is open world and has a good number of races, minigames, and collectibles. Some of the more fun events - like chasing down the speeders - and some of the offroad races have high replayability.
It can take a while to find the location of all those stamps, and even then, getting to them is a whole other challenge. I remember for two of them you have to climb a huge mountain with its own share of difficulties and pick which stamp of the two to get. They both involve long jumps to reach them, and if you fall, you have to climb back up the mountain all over again.
– Real player with 34.4 hrs in game
A great game that I enjoy. I remember playing this as a kid, and I was excited when I recently found out that it was available on Steam. This game has great races and mini-games. The controls can sometimes feel floaty and weird, but it is easy to get used to (I used a PS4 controller). The hub world, consisting of Radiator Springs, Ornament Valley, and Tailfin Pass, give you this sense of exploration. Not to mention you can hit npc cars in these hubs which can be very hilarious if you are doing this with someone watching you. You can choose a difficulty before starting Story Mode, which are Rookie, Pro, Champion, and another mode that is the most challenging that you need to unlock (I don’t know how to unlock it or the name of it). The cutscenes have original voice actors. You can also get bonus content like characters (note: unlocked characters can’t be used in Story Mode), paint jobs for characters, art, deleted cutscenes, and other videos, but you need to pay with points you receive in-game. The characters you unlock can only be used in Arcade and Multiplayer. Arcade is where you can choose a character and paint job and choose any mini-game or race that you have unlocked while playing in Story Mode. Multiplayer is basically just Arcade but with multiplayer. Multiplayer is split screen, and there is no online play. The only downfall is the sometimes floaty and weird controls that can take some getting used to and the difficulty that keeps on switching from easy to difficult, then back to easy and cycle repeats. Overall, it is a great game that anyone can enjoy, and I am more than happy to call it one of my favorite racing games.
– Real player with 30.4 hrs in game
Hunt Down The Freeman
Hunt Down the Freeman.
Is it as bad as people say it is? Unfortunately, yes. The majority of this game is not great at all, and that’s with me playing the whole thing after the updates and going in with the mindset that people were probably just hating on it and that I’d like it.
This game is split into four parts. Prologue, Acts I-III, and the Epilogue. Part by part, here’s how I felt. (No spoilers)
Prologue- Actually decent. It has issues like certain things being too loud or too quiet, but I never had a tough time or got lost, at least not for very long at all.
– Real player with 11.4 hrs in game
Dear potential buyer,
Good job for scrolling down to the reviews rather than trusting the developers.
First of all, the trailer doesn’t show actual gameplay footage, it was made in sfm and it’s supposed to show how would the game play out.
If they actually cared to finish it
On launch day, the game was unplayable, full of missing textures, no cutscenes at all and with a massive list of gamebreaking bugs (varying from losing your weapons in between the loading zones, randomly teleporting and sometimes invisible enemies to just straight up crasing for no reason).
– Real player with 9.9 hrs in game
Candice DeBébé’s Incredibly Trick Lifestyle
Ahh, Candice Debebe’s incredibly trick lifestyle. Has been a long time my darling! How have you bee- dies
Candice debebe’s incredibly trick lifestyle is a very peculiar horror game. It has a unique setting, interesting and terrifying Monsters, and some hilarious bugs and glitches to expl- wait, oh ♥♥♥♥, they fixed those.♥♥♥♥♥♥
What is Candice Debebe’s incredibly trick lifestyle?
Candice debebe’s incredibly trick lifestyle is an indie horror game. It follows the player waking up in a very cramped room on either the upper decks or the lower decks of an abandoned cargo ship. You must find the equipment required to repair one of the three escape routes and get off the ship. There’s just one problem. You’re not alone.
– Real player with 613.9 hrs in game
Somehow manages to be genuinely entertaining and one of the few games I’ve ever 100%.
Things to note:
Everything is in character. Store page, community discussions posts by the dev, every line of dialogue/piece of music. I don’t understand why you would do this to yourself and it makes everything so much better to be bewildered by a dev who can obviously pull off something decent (and this game shows it, especially with some of the puzzles) but instead puts out candice debebe.
Main draw is the music. It has no reason to end up being decent 75% of the time. Both games end up having at least one or two tracks that are genuinely really good and I hate that I know lyrics by now.
– Real player with 29.5 hrs in game
Conan the mighty pig
Honestly, this is the best game I have ever played in my life. The graphics are beautiful yet the game can still run on even the slowest computers. The breathtaking graphic design of the pig is the definition of perfection. Don’t wait for a sale for this gorgeous game, please just buy it as soon as you can. Please.
–-{Graphics}—
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Amazing for its age
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
—{Gameplay}—
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
– Real player with 532.0 hrs in game
STORY
Conan the mighty pig has a story that is open to much speculation. It is implied by the title that the pig you play as is named Conan and was for some reason granted the epithet, “the mighty pig,” most likely earning it for proving his strength during combat. Ironically, Conan does not display any strength and has to sneak around tougher opponents and has to use herbs to get past bees. After years of owning a farm and not making profit (speculation of the story told without dialogue) he decides to move on from the farm and look for truffles. Truffles can potentially be very expensive in a larger size and are found in the ground by animals like pigs and trained dogs in real life and are profitable if the time and effort are put in to the labor, so it is reasonable that Conan would make the choice to look for truffles. He sets off on his quest to find one hundred fifty truffles.
– Real player with 67.6 hrs in game
Potato Thriller
Potatominator: The Judgement Day
ENGLISH review and / i POLSKA recenzja
First thing: Do NoT expect too much from this game.
Second one: Do NoT expect SO little as the begining can really give…
This game is a mix of nonesence, deep characters and real-life couching. The begining is not bad - it is very bad and still I don’t know how I managed to go through first half of the game?!? But then it went more interesting and I slipped like potato on butter (cause I was affraid to be deeply fryed either).
– Real player with 3.6 hrs in game
First of all, when I started playing this game I expected it to be some crappy sh*t about a potato misunderstood for a criminal. Things went from stupid to serious very quickly, I crapped my pants every time that Potato *sshole jumpscared me. Everything begins in a very strange manner: you start in a dark room, you explore a hallway, encounter the Potato Man once, suddenly get jumpscared by him and then you’re thrown in a cutscene about a Bounty Hunter (father of the year) and his Robot Son (???????), and well… that still doesn’t explain the beginning of the game until you get jumpscared like 5 more times and complete some minigames.
– Real player with 3.2 hrs in game