ppL: The Animated Adventures
1: Shock - What the hell?!? I thought i’m good at computer games.
2: Denial - How is this Pastor jump even possible? I can’t believe somebody could design this game so badly.
3: Anger - throws controller on the wall
4: Bargaining - Devs should make the game a little easier, or else I give a negative review.
5: Depression - I can’t take it anymore. uninstalls the game
6: Testing - If I do some more research on this Hobo level, maybe then I will beat it.
7: Acceptance - selects “Normal” difficulty
– Real player with 15.0 hrs in game
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Anyways uhm… I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.
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– Real player with 2.4 hrs in game
Riding Club Championships
I have mixed feelings about this game. I used to play this back about 10 years ago when it was a downloadable game outside of facebook. It was my favorite game at the time, and that version has remained my favorite horse game I have ever played.
This version, while in some ways is better than the downloadable version, is as a whole, missing something essential that the downloadable version had: excitement. That game was exciting to play! The courses were FUN, the cutscene when you started a course were FUN, unlocking the tiers was hard work but so very rewarding when you got to tier 3. I hardly ever play this game anymore. It is just not exciting for me. It’s boring. We do the same courses over and over. Yes, there is a course creator that the downloadable version did not have, but it’s not enough for me.
– Real player with 182.8 hrs in game
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When this was a standalone game it was fantastic. Only real downside was long load times in some matches. However when that was shut down and they moved to facebook the quality of gameplay, content, and graphics - including the horses - went downhill BUT they made a promise of reconstructing the game back to the original… That was YEARS ago now and I even spent two years paying them monthly through facebook, even when I wasn’t playing a couple of years ago. No progress made to bring back cross country or dressage as they said they would, it’s a real let down.
– Real player with 45.8 hrs in game
Hiking Simulator 2017
If you played this game and liked it and there are hidden paths and you can actually DO something, let me know so I can go back and then rewrite the review. Otherwise…
Graphics are not quite as good as Turok from 1997 which I played recently and it runs worse than Turok on my machine which makes no sense as there are no animations other than a few animals (mostly stuck in walls) and no ambient sounds. The gray rocky walls in the first area reminded me of the graphics in the original Doom.
Hilly Landscape map was kind of a non-event. Then Mountain Top and I look at the mountains in the distance and think “Now that’s what I’m talking about!”. Oh, wait… All you can do is LOOK at the mountain tops and the actual map is about as interesting as Hilly Landscape. The pine grove could have been nice except for the impenetrable branches and I wound up coming out pretty much where I started. And in one spot I rotated 360 and saw 3 of one and 2 of another identical boulders so not much variety in the landscape.
– Real player with 14.2 hrs in game
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Honestly it isn’t as bad as some reviews made me think. In some ways it’s worse, in some ways better. This game is a strange mix of making skies and the glass in the open farm shed super pretty, then stretching the landscapes. Keep in mind I bought it on sale for 49 cents USD and it’s honestly worth about that from the stupid ways to die factor.
If you could put a boat out on the lake or, I dunno, approach the animals without them running, it would be worth more. What saves it is the music. What dooms is is that it looked way prettier on the lowest graphic setting and the music volume bar is useless.
– Real player with 1.6 hrs in game
GACHIMUCHI M♂NLY PUZZLE
So… Bear with me. I had these DEEP DARK fantasies and no way to release them…And… The moment I laid my eyes upon this gem, I knew that we were meant to be together.
My girlfriend did not approved on my personal choise of games and I am single now… But it’s allright, I moved to my parents house and now I can spend more time with my favorite puzzle. Though I do not see them often, because my parents are afraid to go to my room and interact with me. Strange… Must be because I play with speakers on… My steam friends stopped inviting me to play any other games. They stopped talking to me at all, as a mater of fact. But that’s allright… Since I already got all I need.
– Real player with 18.1 hrs in game
Very good, b♂y
Some puzzles need color change as they are really hard to make out. Otherwise, 1♂/1♂
– Real player with 4.8 hrs in game
DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game
i am part of the 3.2% of people in achievements
– Real player with 10.5 hrs in game
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– Real player with 8.3 hrs in game
Penguin Climbing
absolutely fantastic, great graphics, great gameplay, imo it just needs more maps, that’s all. great game!
– Real player with 4.3 hrs in game
hardcore gaming, the controls are hard to master, very difficult game, can compare with dark souls, the skills required to play this game are near impossible. 10/10 from me
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
Gachimuchi
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gachimuchi. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of traps most of the jokes will go over a typical weeb’s head. There’s also Van’s dominant personality, which is deftly woven into his characterisation-his personal philosophy draws heavily from BDSM, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny-they say something deep about TRAPS. As a consequence people who dislike Gachimuchi truly ARE idiots-of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Volha’s catchphrase, “FUCK YOU," which itself is a cryptic reference to masturbation. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Volha’s genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools . . . how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Gachimuchi tattoo and no, you cannot see it. It’s for the traps' eyes only-and even then they have to demonstrate that they’d also pay at least $300 to get fisted before hand. Nothin' personal kid.
– Real player with 9364.0 hrs in game
Skin best girl? dude? what? Van is nice too, Biollante its fine tho, humm Stev is cool, Boss is where its at, Eva is ok, Ryia decent, Darren darn cute, Billy gang fappity fap, Paul you gotta be kitten me, oh Camer yea more than passable, Alice hey that is pretty good.
Not exactly a perfect game, i mean needs some polishing here and there, maybe change the font or color of the text in some parts, extend the timer for the casuals, “cough cough” bulge pls, well i was expecting more lewd, had fun beating it with my gaming grandpa, also playing with my shelf minigame.
– Real player with 2.5 hrs in game
ZooSim
not funny and not fun. even if it was free i’d say hard pass.
– Real player with 0.4 hrs in game
Pony Island
I bought this game for my daughter, now she refuses to go near any computer because the devil is inside it. Guess she doesn’t like ponies
– Real player with 7.7 hrs in game
I’m sure you have not experienced anything like this.
666 ponies /10.
– Real player with 7.5 hrs in game
Uniborne
Have you ever wanted to become a unicorn, and use your inbuilt keratin based weaponry to maim unsuspecting drug dealers?
UNIBORNE will feature, stabbing, charging, kicking, sneaking, thinking and naturally sourced noxious rainbow clouds all at your disposal.
Join us in our venture to capture the cathartic chaos in 15 short but punchy challenges. Explore the levels, take out your target and do it as quickly as possible or enjoy the ragdolling bodies.
You play as the UNIBORNE, a unicorn assassin, tasked with ridding the world of people that have become aware of magical creatures. Each level gives you the target. You must execute your mission through your skills of stealth and violence. Being as quick as you can to reach your exit location to be extracted via magical rainbow tractor beams.
This game is still in early stages and will shift and morph over time with player feedback. Join us at Humble Sage Games, and help us develop and refine this silly concept into a fleshed out, polished, and satisfying experience.