ppL: The Animated Adventures
1: Shock - What the hell?!? I thought i’m good at computer games.
2: Denial - How is this Pastor jump even possible? I can’t believe somebody could design this game so badly.
3: Anger - throws controller on the wall
4: Bargaining - Devs should make the game a little easier, or else I give a negative review.
5: Depression - I can’t take it anymore. uninstalls the game
6: Testing - If I do some more research on this Hobo level, maybe then I will beat it.
7: Acceptance - selects “Normal” difficulty
– Real player with 15.0 hrs in game
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Anyways uhm… I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.
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– Real player with 2.4 hrs in game
Puzzles for smart: Horses
Cool game, not very difficult levels, nice soundtrack
– Real player with 7.6 hrs in game
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Can confirm. The puzzles definitely are for smart horses. I used this to train my horses and they now all have an IQ of 160+.
– Real player with 2.4 hrs in game
Kastle Krush
Its a nice little RTS game that was made for kids but is easily playable by all ages. I had the most fun with this game after I got nice and drunk one night. Its so easy to win you can play this game while heavily intoxicated and drunk and still win! Just build like 3 powerful buildings on the first forest map and you won the game lol. Single player is all you need to 100% complete the game from what I can tell so that’s a HUGE plus since the multiplayer is non existent. For me this is just going to be a game I casually get a few wins a day on until I hit 100% completion. No rush. In fact I might go ahead and put this game on hold for a while until I 100% complete some of my AAA games ive been meaning to complete since last year lol.
– Real player with 1.2 hrs in game
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not worth $5
Plain is how i would describe this game.
you create buildings, thats all you do. as soon as you reach the building cap there’s nothing else to do. there are no skill trees, no real “strategy”, you only have two skills that you barely use.
– Real player with 0.4 hrs in game
KOMMERSANT
This is basically GTA 6 but better
– Real player with 5.8 hrs in game
GARBAGE
If you accidentally buy this at any price, refund while you can. Don’t accidentally leave it in your library until your refund window expires like I did.
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All of the positive reviews for this game are a lie from paid shill reviewers. You want an example? Look at the review from Ego Tempest: https://steamcommunity.com/id/EgoTempest/recommended/778870/
That account has posted 640 positive reviews, all of them with only 5 to 10 minutes of play time on each game. That’s 640 positive reviews that amount to nothing more than launching the game, letting it idle just long enough for steam to allow a review (5 minutes) and then turning the game off.
– Real player with 2.4 hrs in game
Robbed Money
Quite impressed with this game actually because of how basic and easy it is to play. There are two levels; one which requires you to steal money bags and return them to the truck and another that makes you collect lost money from your associate. The danger does not even present itself as a threat in this game. It is way too easy to dodge the sheriffs and chase the associate. Overall rating 7/10 based on price and play time.
– Real player with 0.3 hrs in game
Robbed Money is another GameMaker Studio asset flip from serial copy+paste infringers, HotFoodGames. All these guys do is rip off game templates and projects from the Yoyogames store and try to scam people into paying for someone else’s work on Steam.
This time they’ve ripped off a basic template for a 2D retro pixel top down action game. Run around collecting bags of money with an asset flipped cowboy sprite pack. Even if this wasn’t just an asset flip, it would be garbage. Impossible to recommend.
– Real player with 0.2 hrs in game
Gallantry
Really great game, I am having lots of fun with it, would highly recommend!
– Real player with 4.9 hrs in game
The game is absolutely terrible. The controls are sluggish and you will get your tail feathers handed to you about 99% of the time. There is no time to even try to aim your lance. Shield or Head I can’t see to aim for them. You just put your lance over the line and pray you either break your lance or do some serious damage to your opponent. The balance mini-game is an absolute joke. It is totally unresponsive. I hit right as soon as the dot appears, and it shoots straight to the left and throws me. The Rock Paper Scissors mechanic of Barding, Shield, Lance, and Armor need to be explained better than “Oh, just play around with it.” All these elements make for a frustrating and unpleasant experience. I do not mind a challenge. I do mind a skill-based game leaving it up to lady luck to make the final judgement. This game has so much potential but in its current state I do not recommend it.
– Real player with 1.8 hrs in game
SEARCH ALL - ANIMALS
This is a very cute game, I enjoyed it. Some item are very small, but they have that great magnifier to enlarge, and You can get it huge so that You wont miss anything.
The game has a save, so if You can’t finish it in one setting, it will save Your progress till You come back to continue it.
The Developers are great, responding fast if there is any problems, hope They bring some more games like this on the market, and I’ll buy them.
– Real player with 2.2 hrs in game
Challenging and chill at the same time. I like the music a lot, even though it is a short loop playing over and over–it’s perfect background. You WILL use the magnifier in order to find everything, but it isn’t too difficult to achieve 100%. It took me a half hour to find everything, which is my only complaint: I wish there were more scenes to play! I sure enjoyed what was here though, and will definitely look for more from this developer!
– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
Animals Memory: Horses
Help
– Real player with 67.4 hrs in game
WYSIWYG.
I just wanted to click something ridiculous for a few minutes and this game delivered on that.
30 easy achievements if you’re a collector, but it can be confusing because the images are of horses.
– Real player with 5.5 hrs in game
Retro Classix: Express Raider
ld school arcade game based in the Ol' West. Be an Outlaw and rob trains, shoot people on horseback and fight on rooftops. Make sure you’ve had some hooch and get yer gun!
– Real player with 6.1 hrs in game
Data East 3
– Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
Sparkles & Gems
A really special gem of a game with a perfectly consistent visual aesthetic and a rocking soundtrack. The match 3 puzzle mechanics alone are fresh but familiar. Treasure mode alone is just a fun grind that I can see myself putting a lot of time into in my future.
What makes this game something truly special and likely to make my game of the year list is the story mode. It drew me in quickly as I tried to understand what this game was. The writing feels familiar but also completely original. It’s strange reality depicted somehow feels more true to life than any ““realistic”” story game I’ve played. This game is really unique. Any point of comparison I can think of would be a disservice to just how special this game really is.
– Real player with 12.1 hrs in game
This game is like if Breakout, Bejeweled, and Tetris multiplayer had an orgy and made the ultimate casual game. Each element is familiar but put together really well in a way that makes it fresh and exciting. The gameplay is top notch and super addicting. Games can get really close, and there are often nail-biting moments where you think you’re screwed but barely come out on top. In addition the game is super satisfying to play, which I chalk up to the excellent sound design. Breaking gems and hitting combos never fails to scratch an itch. The music is also really catchy and gets stuck in your head quite easily.
– Real player with 11.2 hrs in game