Hot Tub Simulator

Hot Tub Simulator

As a Twitch Partner, this game is pretty true to the Twitch streaming experience. I was not born with the equipment to be this type of streamer, but this game let me enjoy the “recruit difficulty” version of growing a channel on Twitch. My only real issue with the simulation is that I found one aspect of the game not to be true to the streaming experience. In this game, getting temp banned for nudity actually causes you to lose subscribers, when everyone knows that that your 3 day vacation usually comes with the benefit of an increase in followers and subscribers.

Real player with 2.4 hrs in game


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I have everything after nearly 2 hours, still need 4 achievements but thats no problem!

It just need a little bit time.

Easy to earn Money with all this Simps.

They do everything for you but dont stay too long naked!

Btw. in options is an uncensored button for people which wanna see a bad naked model, lol

Real player with 1.9 hrs in game

Hot Tub Simulator on Steam

AI*Shoujo/AI*少女

AI*Shoujo/AI*少女

If you like customization and life sims, you’ll love this game

This review contains what I would consider a minor spoiler or two, which will be written in spoiler text

First, let me start by saying that if you do purchase this game it would be wise to download the free official uncensored patch, and the unofficial one as well. The unofficial patch is called the hf patch, which adds a decent amount of mods (clothes, hairstyles, items for building mode, etc.) and also fixes almost all of bugs that the american 1.0.0 version has. Google is your friend in this task.

Real player with 144.1 hrs in game


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I bought this game on sale for $50, downloaded the h patch, and it’s honestly it’s still not worth. Definitely not a $70 game. At first the game seems massive and in depth because it initially takes awhile to advance to other areas, and there is a lot of features you can put into the house that you create. But by the time you complete the house you actually like, and your frames drop, you realize how limited your playthrough is. I don’t recommend it, but it’s not terrible so I won’t immediately uninstall, but I wish I didn’t pay $50 for it.

Real player with 103.3 hrs in game

AI*Shoujo/AI*少女 on Steam

IKEA VR Experience

IKEA VR Experience

Of all the early free experiences, this one holds up. They added a Christmas mode to it as well, that’s a good sign! I also don’t recall the stickie-buns from my first play-through, so that must be new as well. It renders well for a Unreal Engine game, maybe that’s my 970 1070 upgrade or engine improvements. I’ve played alot of VR architecture demos, and many more expansive areas to explore, but I don’t think I’ve seen one with this interactivity. There’s a fair bit of fun.

! I once got a free desk from IKEA because the one I had ordered had a slight scratch on it, but c’mon, y’all can buy one, and then photoshot that spit, and build the Mega-Desk(r) you know you deserve. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpFx4ygIv9s

Real player with 16.0 hrs in game


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It’s so lifelike!

I only went in for a cheap desk lamp, but after 30 minutes of being shepherded through the store without stopping, I found my path blocked by a couple arguing over soft furnishings whilst their child threw a tantrum over getting a hotdog and an ice-cream. I went around them and wandered a little more (on rails as per the store layout) and eventually stopped for minute to look at some bedroom furniture however I realised that I am in fact not a giant and therefore do not have 16ft ceilings in my bedroom ergo they wouldn’t fit (BUGFIX: I think there may be scaling issues). Unfortunately, the couple had caught up with me and were still arguing only this time over the mans commitment to the shopping trip. The child was complaining that it needed to go to the toilet. As if by magic an NPC in a yellow polo neck T-Shirt appeared from behind a mirror (I think no-clip was left on by mistake) and started filling up a pencil dispenser but before anyone could ask the way to the restroom it vanished behind a stack of pillows. I then walked for another 10 minutes until I found the lamp section. I found one I liked but the bulbs were some weird triangle shape that I’d never seen before so I decided to wander round and see if one of the NPCs had any clues. I eventually found what appeared to be an enormous warehouse full of boxes. There was an old man bending to lift a flat-pack bunkbed while his wife looked round nervously with a “excuse me young man could you help” look on her face (the graphics are astonishing) … I decided to offer my help as I thought it might be a side-quest… Unfortunately, the box was slightly too big for the trolley so I had to help them all the way to the checkout while the old lady did more to make it fall off than help (she meant well). In a moment of sheer determination to finish the quest I decided to help them to the car. Sadly, I got distracted by the sound of a child screaming “BUT I DON’T LIKE STRAWBERRY SYRUP ON MY ICE-CREAM” at full volume followed by crying as I left the store and I forgot to ask the nearby NPC about the lamp. By the time I remembered, I was outside waiting for the old man (Collin) to fetch the car (BUG REPORT: the bollards have odd collision boxes that the trolley won’t fit through). It was a 1993 Nissan Micra. Even after removing the basket of knitting supplies, 1972 AA road atlas of Great Britain, and full tool set including kneeling pad from the boot; I realised the box wouldn’t fit. I tried everything as the old woman looked on expectantly but no luck. Sadly, we unboxed the item in a bid to make it fit (Nice Tetris clone mini-game) and it meant the item could not be returned so I had to restart the quest.

Real player with 0.8 hrs in game

IKEA VR Experience on Steam

The Amazing Shrinking Giraffe

The Amazing Shrinking Giraffe

I always thought there is no such thing as perfection, but today I learned something different. The beauty of this game drastically exceeds the human perception, but I, as a Wild Animal myself, have just stared into the pure visage of God. There is no doubt that Paul Bird, the so-called “Developer”, is nothing less than a prophet of the lord. This morning I heard the angels sing the gospel of this prophet, who they claim is just a man, yet his power, creativity and will of imagination is something beyond our world, that even God himself does not dare to question, for otherwise the wrath of the prophet shall sunder him.

Real player with 2.3 hrs in game

My boy Paul whipping another dinger outa the park with his new game. The Amazing Shrinking Giraffe is another classic hit that puts you in a fully explorable universe and with only one quest… kill the snakes, i was genuinely impressed from the complexities of the different universes and this is a must buy for the low price of 4.99 and don’t listen to the two people who voted not recommend because they obviously do not know what they are talking about and don’t recognize this modern artform.

Real player with 0.9 hrs in game

The Amazing Shrinking Giraffe on Steam

Waifu vs Evil

Waifu vs Evil

So I played it for over an hour and a half, and beat it. Let me detail that experience:

Upon launching, the game menu messed up and I had to reboot it twice.

Once in the game, I was greeted by the game world. The game is an asset flip, the zombie SFX are ripped from Call of Duty. But there was a unique part that intrigued me. (Mind you, I didn’t read the description I just jumped into the game. But I saw something unique. UFO’s flying overhead. I thought it was really cool. They’re all the same UFO model copy pasted though :/ But it was a nice aesthetic. The gameplay is a bogged down survival horror. The weapons are a pistol, and an axe. You have to heal, but medpacks and food sources are plenty abundant.

Real player with 1.5 hrs in game

COUPLE THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND WHEN PLAYING THIS GAME!

the game feels like slender man the 8 pages, but with 10 pics of hentai.

you’re dropped into an open area and given a lot of time to explore with no time-limit.Make sure you don’t click escape to pause the game, it will crash and close the game entirely. Be careful of the zombies since they tend to hit you unexpectedly and there is no damage taken noise. if there is a noise, its muffled under the lovely black ops 2 zombie screaming noises.

if you want to scroll through your inventory then you need to click tab and use the arrow keys to navigate to where you want. Click enter while in that menu to select what you wanna do. i think the game is rough around the edges but is fun for 30+ minutes. i do recommend making the game harder on yourself by attempting these challenges.

Real player with 1.3 hrs in game

Waifu vs Evil on Steam