Conan the mighty pig
Honestly, this is the best game I have ever played in my life. The graphics are beautiful yet the game can still run on even the slowest computers. The breathtaking graphic design of the pig is the definition of perfection. Don’t wait for a sale for this gorgeous game, please just buy it as soon as you can. Please.
–-{Graphics}—
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Amazing for its age
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
—{Gameplay}—
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
– Real player with 532.0 hrs in game
STORY
Conan the mighty pig has a story that is open to much speculation. It is implied by the title that the pig you play as is named Conan and was for some reason granted the epithet, “the mighty pig,” most likely earning it for proving his strength during combat. Ironically, Conan does not display any strength and has to sneak around tougher opponents and has to use herbs to get past bees. After years of owning a farm and not making profit (speculation of the story told without dialogue) he decides to move on from the farm and look for truffles. Truffles can potentially be very expensive in a larger size and are found in the ground by animals like pigs and trained dogs in real life and are profitable if the time and effort are put in to the labor, so it is reasonable that Conan would make the choice to look for truffles. He sets off on his quest to find one hundred fifty truffles.
– Real player with 67.6 hrs in game
Hunt Down The Freeman
Hunt Down the Freeman.
Is it as bad as people say it is? Unfortunately, yes. The majority of this game is not great at all, and that’s with me playing the whole thing after the updates and going in with the mindset that people were probably just hating on it and that I’d like it.
This game is split into four parts. Prologue, Acts I-III, and the Epilogue. Part by part, here’s how I felt. (No spoilers)
Prologue- Actually decent. It has issues like certain things being too loud or too quiet, but I never had a tough time or got lost, at least not for very long at all.
– Real player with 11.4 hrs in game
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Dear potential buyer,
Good job for scrolling down to the reviews rather than trusting the developers.
First of all, the trailer doesn’t show actual gameplay footage, it was made in sfm and it’s supposed to show how would the game play out.
If they actually cared to finish it
On launch day, the game was unplayable, full of missing textures, no cutscenes at all and with a massive list of gamebreaking bugs (varying from losing your weapons in between the loading zones, randomly teleporting and sometimes invisible enemies to just straight up crasing for no reason).
– Real player with 9.9 hrs in game
Disney’s Chicken Little: Ace in Action
3rd person shooter. You also can fly and run a tank.
Music is nice. Cutscenes are nice (but low resolution and not fuillscreen - neither is the game itself).
Controls are good, few glitches, no bugs.
An enjoyable 7 hour experience which is not that hard and has a quite linearly (not completely) increasing difficulty curve.
If it´s on sale: WTB - Worth To Buy
– Real player with 7.9 hrs in game
This was surprisingly fun to play. I really don’t care about the Chicken Little franchise but ended up playing this game with my daughter on the Wii and found it quite fun. It is basically a 3rd person shooter with lots of unlockables and replayable levels. You get to play as someone on the ground, as a tank, and as a starfighter. Lots of varied enemies and levels. Never seemed to be repetitive. So glad to find it here on steam. I was worried as the gameplay was super fun with the Wii controllers but I have found it even more fun with keyboard and mouse on the PC. Highly recommend this game. It is just surprisingly fun.
– Real player with 6.1 hrs in game
Disney•Pixar Cars: Radiator Springs Adventures
I give this game a mixed review cause Steam doesn’t bother to add an Mixed option when reviewing a game.
Anyway,this game is not bad but not good either,just some types of minigames that you can find on browser games.
Yeah,I think that this game should had been a browser game.
I only recommend to play this if you are bored of the other games from your library.
6/10
– Real player with 32.8 hrs in game
The game is not worth your money and the main part of the game can be completed in an evening, but if you want to pass the game 100% have to kill a lot of time
– Real player with 17.2 hrs in game
LoveKami -Useless Goddess-
Should you get this game? Well, if you like cute love stories told in visual novel format, with a generous dollop of fanservice thrown in, then yes, you absolutely should. Otherwise, it might not be the game for you.
LoveKami -Useless Goddess- is not really a sequel to Pulltop/MoeNovel’s other LoveKami game, though it takes place in the same universe. I haven’t played that game myself, so I can’t compare the two, but this game stands on its own quite well; you don’t need to have played the first game in order to fully enjoy this one. The protagonist is a super-ordinary guy named Sho who, on his way back from the convenience store one night, runs into a girl passed out in the street. It turns out she’s one of the goddesses that’s come to Earth, although she’s what’s known as an “aragami” - a troublesome goddess, of sorts. Sho shares his food with her, and decides to bring her back home until they figure out what can be done for her. Wacky hijinks ensue almost immediately.
– Real player with 9.5 hrs in game
LoveKami -Useless Goddess- is borderline NSFW, but it’s not a bad thing.
Don’t get me wrong, it has some good sides
Where do I start.. it gives a very different take on the LoveKami series, instead of Divine Idols in Divinity Stage though it is mentioned but you don’t see any of it here .
Routes
It gives you three routes same as before, but all three of them follow a common route but it gives a different scenario and ending depending on the route you picked. I noticed that how the three routes somehow follow a similar pattern of events and/or conflicts from each other, like they follow a same path but its completely different from each other.
– Real player with 9.4 hrs in game
LoveKami -Divinity Stage-
So I just finished LoveKami - Divinity Stage today and I have to admit it’s absolutely terrible. I didn’t pay anything, thanks to HumbleBundle, and I am glad I didn’t.
Normal Price Point: 12.99€
It’s not even good on moe-ge standards, the common route lasts like 4 hours and the routes are around 1 more each (cleared em in 40 minutes) , there are absolutely no choices besides one which refers between the 3 main heroines.
Also there is no japanese version included so it at least would have some value for learners because it would use the difficult Kanji for the japanese and buddhist gods and that kind of terminology in the original.
– Real player with 11.4 hrs in game
A cute little romance VN centered around Idol scene in Akihabara featuring couple of goddesses trying to pass an audition to join the most famous idol group L-SEVEN. Your role is to help them to pass an audition while also falling in love with them.
This novel is mostly kinetic and you are presented with only 1 choice in the whole game which determines which of the 3 endings you will see. Of course, the point is to see all of them which will take about 10 hours if you are listening to all the voice acted dialogues.
– Real player with 10.8 hrs in game
Sakura Swim Club
tips fedora and clears throat
“Where should I begin. "
cleans assorted fast food crumbs off keyboard and wipes grease ridden and sweaty forehead
“This masterful game has me wishing to belong to the culture of japan, this is how all the wamen are in japan and I wish I could protect all the m’ladies.”
Proceeds to violently wank until blood comes out and I scream “HIROMI-CHAN YOU WILL BE MINE” I slump back down in my chair reminding myself she isn’t real and that I will never feel the touch of a real woman
– Real player with 371.2 hrs in game
Sakura Swim Club was released on 9/11, and such a date is no coincidence. The game itself serves as a sombre reminder of the event
Oh boy. What a way to start into my first game in the Sakura series. By this point I’ve grown pretty used to playing these games that are more aimed towards men, and this series really takes it to the extreme. Sakura Swim Club is the latest release in the (monthly?) series of Sakura titles on Steam.
In Sakura Swim Club, you, as the reader, are in the role of Kaede. Kaede is your typical boring guy who comes from a family of prodigies. Of course, he doesn’t care enough to do well in school. His father keeps transferring him to different schools every semester, hoping to find one that will finally “click” so Kaede will follow in his footsteps. With his latest transfer, he bumps into (quite literally) a girl. Later, he goes to check out the swim club and finds out this girl is a part of this. This begins his long journey to make it to the tournament where he decides to prove to his dad that this school is working for him and he doesn’t want to leave.
– Real player with 77.6 hrs in game
Flatout 3: Chaos & Destruction
DON’T BUY if you expect Flatout!
I played Flatout: Ultimate Carnage and Flatout 2 a lot and some day I saw Flatout 3 on sale for around 5 $. Totally blinded by the awesomeness of the previous Flatout games by Bugbear I ran into this trap without checking what I was actually buying…
After playing maybe like 30 minutes I was really disappointed since I expected something like a worthy successor for Ultimate Carnage which Flatout 3 clearly is NOT. I uninstalled the game and considered this my worst game investment ever.
– Real player with 19.6 hrs in game
(Game was gifted to me by a friend, hence why I’m tagging it as having received the game for free.)
Having the (dis)honour of being one of few items on the Steam storefront to hold an “Overwhelmingly Negative” review score among Steam users, FlatOut 3: Chaos & Destruction is an absolute travesty of a FlatOut game, if not of a video game in general. One does not even need previous experience with the preceding titles in the series; even outside of comparisons to its vastly superior predecessors, FlatOut 3 falls flatout on its face.
– Real player with 6.2 hrs in game
Mahjong Pretty Girls Battle : School Girls Edition
The very first thing that should be iterated about this game is that it is by NO MEANS a good way to learn how to play Riichi Mahjong at all. Don’t buy this expecting it to include a tutorial on how to play; the only “help” it includes is a quick reference to what buttons do what when pressed. This game is basically your standard, low-budget, offline Mahjong software that’s pretty common in Japan. As such, it’s marketed towards a demographic which is already, at the very least, passingly familiar with the game and how it’s played. The translation was likely done via google translate in an attempt to make more sales by cashing in on a Western audience who might’ve watched Akagi or Saki and thought “man, I have no idea what the fuck is going on but this looks really cool! I want in!” In that respect, it would seem that the developers were pretty successful in their endeavour, much to the buyers' dismay.
– Real player with 45.0 hrs in game
Pros:
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fully functional Riichi Mahjong on Steam
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“custom rules” like number of rounds, starting points, open tanyao, red fives, etc.
Cons:
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“pretty” and “cute” are subjective. Just a handful of the girls don’t look like shit
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no tutorial for beginners, not even basic stuff like a scoring table or yaku-list. If you can’t play riichi you won’t learn it with this game
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horrible gamespeed. You have the choice between painfully slow and way to fast. Choose slow and one game lasts several minutes. Choose fast and the AI discards 3 tiles in a split second. Best thing about that: If the AI calls on a discard for a win you don’t know who it came from and what it was until a cut scene ends.
– Real player with 11.4 hrs in game
Criminal Girls: Invite Only
CG:IO (CG from now on) is a hard game to grade. There is a JPRG element, but the game’s best known for its… titillating content, though it’s all suggestive tease due to self censoring by the publisher. You need to download mods to see any… naughty bits.
The premise is simple… You have been assigned as “corrections leader” under supervision of Ms. Miu and your job is to “train” several of the “criminal girls” whose souls are tainted, but maybe you can help redeem them with a little training. If you manage to lead them out of “hell”, fighting the way out against all the escaped prisoners, and perhaps some other girls who didn’t want to be redeemed, you may yet make it back into the real world…
– Real player with 90.8 hrs in game
For anyone just roughly browsing the review sections who is more or less set on buying this game anyway, here are two pointers for when first playing the game:
a. the game may be a little slow to boot up at first, since it needs to install some additional stuff first. And it takes a little longer than most games to do so, for some reason. So just be patient in stead of clicking the “play” button repeatedly. It will boot up when it’s ready;
b. for the first time, the game’s language will be set to Japanese. Never fear, though: you can simply go to the options screen (select Tab or I) and select English.
– Real player with 86.8 hrs in game