Geometry May. I swear it’s a nice free game
Geometry May is a nice prequel to Maytroid where May only begins her adventure.
Gameplay is great as always - for a runner game you actually have a lot of freedom in controls allowing for some cinematic combat moments. The game isn’t that difficult aside from couple extra stages after finishing the main campaign.
The meat of the story in this game lies in Journal. You can unlock May’s diary using points you collected (you can also spend them to unlock ecchi pictures (and there is a patch for them)). Diary describes how May got from an awkward teenager arguing with her father to where she is now - fighting some Lovecraftian monsters in other realms (some parts are still a mystery as there is a big gap between the date on the last diary note and the start of the game). I would call this game “May’s Origin”.
– Real player with 5.0 hrs in game
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PixelGreeds is one of those indie devs I can’t help but admire. Their work isn’t anything that redefines genres. But their work is filled with an irrepressibly earnest energy. Whatever mechanic they’ve figured out, PixelGreeds cannot wait to apply that knowledge into the very best game they can make. As such, their work is always evolving and improving with each subsequent release, and that’s really all I expect from a game designer honing the craft. Geometry May is a solid run n' gun title precisely because it does not muddle itself by trying to be anything more.
– Real player with 4.1 hrs in game
Action Taimanin
After having played this for a while, I can now write an extensive review for it. I rate a gacha game based on numerous core aspects. To start off with, here is where Action Taimanin ranks in the Gacha element games that I play daily (I’ve played just about all gacha games, the ones not on the list were deemed unworthy down the line):
1. Destiny Child
2. Girls Book Maker (DMM)
3. Deep One (DMM)
4. Kamihime Project
5. Azur Lane
6. Project QT
–— 7. Action Taimanin —–
8. DOA VV
9. Flower Knight Girl
– Real player with 1999.8 hrs in game
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I love the Taimanin series, and was very excited when I heard this game was coming out. I’ve been playing since day 1 of global launch, and I have to say, I’m honestly beyond disappointed with it. The only good thing to come out of this game is seeing hawt Taimanin girls in a 3D environment. One can only hope that the dumpster fire that is this game doesn’t ruin the Tamanin franchise for any people who first get introduced to it through this game. Now, on to why I hate it, even though I keep playing it lol.
– Real player with 1372.8 hrs in game
My boss is weird
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– Real player with 39.5 hrs in game
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nice hentai game where you choose what to response make sure you install the free hentai patch dlc, to enjoy
juego de escojer dialogos, si quieres agregale el hentai con el patch dlc gratis
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– Real player with 7.7 hrs in game
Paunch
Few games have been able to keep my attention for a VERY long time. This is one such game.
What first attracted me to this game was its high absurdity factor. The idea of two bald, funny-faced sumo wrestler types duking it out in the mountains with nothing but their fists and boulders is endlessly amusing to me.
What it lacks in bells and whistles, it more than makes up for in content. While more options could be incredibly beneficial to the longevity of this game, in its current state, its absolute simplicity speaks more volume than any amount of DLC ever could. It’s a natural antithesis to overtly-complicated cash cows like Fortnite. I’d even go as far as to say that it has the same addictive factor that arcade games in the 1980s had, and that’s coming from someone who’s been addicted to those games, and games like that, for most of his conscious life.
– Real player with 57.3 hrs in game
̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̕͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̕͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̶͉͔̖̗̼̲̹͎̙̅ͧ̆̽̃͋́ͮͥ̓̾̑̎ͬ̽̾̔̐́͠͡ ̛̹̭͕̹̭̘̬͑͛ͨ̔ͧ̅͑̃ͤͩ̅͢͡ ̵̢̖̮̹͙̜̹̝̣̼̲͎̰̣̲̦̹͍͑̒ͯͨ̀ͮ ̶̶̢͖̞̳̬̅ͫ͆̊ͪ͐͢ ̯͎̩̣̗̖̋̀ͤ̾͗̅ͥͥ̍̍̆ͩ̃̀ͪ͠͝ ̶̢̝̹̯̆͛ͭ̿ͭͭͬͬͫ̔̔ͅ ̀̀ͨͪ҉̡̡̮͙̜̩̹̣̬̯͙͎̺̹ ̆͊̿̓͆̆ͫ̅ͨ̅͂̂̆͂̌͌ͥͣ͡҉̵͍̳̦͙̘͓̖̘ ̫̼͕̫̬͈̥̜̦̮͇̹͙͔̬̘̥͓ͫ̓̒̈́̋̓ͣͯͤ̑͂̈́͒ͥ̀̃̊̀͟ͅ ̌̆͑ͥ̾̃ͨ͏̶̢͙͚̦̲̗͕̩͎͈̫͇͎̯̮ ̢͙̘̼̙̣͓̪̟̳̞͕̟̋̐̔͂̋̉̇͒ͣͩ̂̓̽̉͂̍̀ ̶̢͓̖̦͍͎̜̫̭̝̝̲̜͊ͨͥ̔͆ͬ̃͢ͅ ̵̜̘̟̪̻̮͓̳̙̺͇̮̹͈̪̤͉̜͑̿̽ͧ͌̎̍͐́̅͐͊́͜ͅ ̧̛̘̞͎͕̤̗̤̥̻͍̞̲̱̖̰̩̖̠̲̈̂͐ͨͩ̊͑ͬ͒ͦ͑̓ͭ̋ͭ͋͘ ̡͔̰̺̫̟̳̙͙͍͉̝̜̺̱̠͍̱͇̗̈́ͬ̈́ͪ̉̆ͯ̃̃ͣ̌͊ͧ̍̌̑̿́͜͝ ͣ̂͛̽̃͆ͬ̑ͬ̃͏̵͟҉̺̩̻ ̶͍̺̲̦͓̙̼̈̑ͨ̈́̾́̓̌ͭ͌̋̌ͣ̓ͤ͆ͫ͝ ̸̸̢͖̥͓̟̦͉͍̈ͬ̇́̆ͯ̾͗͛͊̔ͭ̿̓̐̀̉̿̀̚͡ ̨̗̥͍͉̮̾ͮ̅̄̈́ͫͭ͐ͤͥͫ̐ͫ́͌ͩ̀̕ ̴̛͔̰̙̰͇͙̳̣̔ͪ̿̍ͧ͘͟ ̸̡̭̰͚̦̭̜͉̪̱̐ͨ̍ͩ̅̽ͪ͐̎ͮͪ͗͗ͬ͊́͜͢-̑̽ͣ̆͋̌̂ͭͧͨ̑̽̌̀͏̵̛͉͎̝̰̳͇̻̠̯͕̣͉̜̻̖̰̻̫ͅ ̴̺̳͙̦ͥ̑͒̄͊̿̀̒̌̏͛͒̽̍͂́_̇̃ͤ̍̇̍̊̔̏͋͑́̾͆͛̚҉͠҉̧̭͚͇̮̙̖_̡̖̯͕̣̲̫̼̰̺̝̟̜̺̙͓̈͒͒̒̋͝_̵̢̪̖̜̫̘̝̱͈̰̰̰̝̘̰͔͗̉̋ͦ͢͡_̶̧̳͖͚̙̘̭̘̬̣̘̞̟̥̌ͬ͛͗ͨ͊̓̾ͅ_̡̛͎̣͙̻̳̦͕̦̞̺̗̹͕̽͛̀̽̆ͧͣ̑͒̂̄̽͊̉͑͑̋͌̀͘͜ͅ_̸͎͇͖̝͙͉͔̦̭̹͉̳̒ͧ̔̈͒ͩͮ̐̈ͭ͗̒̆͜͠ ̡̧͙̣͓̮̤͎̮̳̺̣̮͈̪̱̜͈̹̰ͯ̇ͤ̉̀ ̡̢̱͔̰̻̭̱͙ͯͯͯ͋͌ͣ͐͂̓̽̔̄̆̃ͥ͘ ̴̵̴̞̬̮̼̭̫̭̤̮̰͍̞̭̑̒̉ͩ͛ͫ̌͑ͅ ̶̢̩̼͙̱̹ͬ́́̈́̄̿̿ͬ̊̽͐ͧ͝ ̧̺̠̣̤͕̤̗͍̟̣͕̯̯̲ͬ́̔̎̂̃ͨ̎̈̒̀͡ͅ ̵̖̳̩͎̤̫̠͕̯͆̂̄̿ͮ̆̍ͥ̄͜͠ͅ ̷̡̛͈̫̣̫̣̫͇͈̯̩̍ͯͧ̏͒̇ͫ͞ ̸͖̜̺͇̤̳̗̘̠͇̟͍̺̳ͦͪ̔̒̏͂ͣ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̞̭̘̮̳̜̜̣͕ͤ̔̒͊ͦͦͥ̈́͝ ̛̦̱̝͖̲͉̯ͥͧ̒͂̓ͤ̊͗͐ͭͮͬ̑̄͞ͅ ̼̙͕͕͍͔̝̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̥̩͚̓̋͗̀̇̽̃̐̇̄ͥ͌̀͗ͪ͘͞ ̓̊̈̆̑̒̒ͣ̾̎͐̇̐͋̈́҉̯̻̖̥̫ ̛̛̤͙̘̮̭̱̒̉̽̄ͧ̓ͩ͋͗̑ͨ͊̋̊̅̊͂̋́̀̕͜ ̷̶̨̛͔̱̟̮͇͇͉̫͎̟̱̳̲̠ͤ̏̄̇̎͗ͨ́̓̊̐̅̾̄ ̶̵̨̱̰̬̦͉͚̤̰̱̳͔ͭ̒́ͨ̓̏̀ ̴̷̭̹͖̞̭͙̪̤͙̖͙̭̖̍̌̃ͮ͟ ̡̢͖̲̹̟̫̩̓͛͐͘ ̶̨̢̜̗̙̏̃ͦͯ́̾̔̽̐ͩ̅͗̆̊́ ̺̻̯̻̖̫͉̼̖̮͈̫͉̻̰̯͙͇̈͊ͩ̽̋̌̕͢ͅ ̶̙̟̦͎̜̮̘͙̰̣͎̗̻̹̗͖̳̲̆͒̅̓ͩ̔͊̇̓͑ͭ̉͌ͫͤͧͤ̔̚͟6̷ͭͤ̎͊̿̆̀͏̡̪̹̜̗̹̬̭̰͖̜̖̫̬̰̖͚͘͟1͍͇̙͚̤̬̝̼̩̣̠̯̮̻̹̇̽ͮ̍͗͟͝6̵̏̅̽͒̽̑ͦ̏̓ͨ̚͏̹͇̤̜͓͜͟͜5̷̲̦̦̦̮̞̼̥̦̗͓͉̫͔̟͙̣̔ͤ͒͊̀̏͒̌ͬ̍̉̐͑̈́̽ͮ͘͝͡.̡̛͍̦̳̗͙̦̠̦̩̜̹͈̃̅͊̕͝͡ ̖͙̯͉͇̜͍̲͑̒́̇͌ͣ̇ͯͮͯͯ́͊ͣ̉͑͋̓̽̀4̸͖̗͎̭͚̣̼͍͇̖͓̇̌͂̒̉̾ͩͣ̅̌̋̓̚͘ ͙̫̰͖͍͙͚͕ͫ̓̒̊̊̌ͨͤͨ͐̄̋̀͡͝ͅ ̧̆͑͌͐ͥͫ͋̀ͭͯ͏̙̲̰̗͚͉̼͔̹͚̩̮̳͎̜̪̙̭̞ ̹̫̭̼͕̐ͪ̔̄̒̎̓ͮͮ̋̒̈́̀́͟͝͠ ̵̢̫͎͕̉̿͋ͭ́ͮ͛̋ͬ̒ͫ͐̏̐͜ ͓̹̞̲̪̦̝ͤ̔ͪ͒̈́̐̎̑ͯ͆̍̿́͞ ̴̶̧̢̯̜̩̥̖̹̙̪̭̪͚͕̜͙̻͍͂̈̑ͭͥͥ͑ͭͯ̑͒ͥ͗̋ͤ̇̃͛̽̕ͅͅ ̳̬͙̦̩̩̹͖̹͎̘̗̓ͤ͐̃ͨ̎̋ͯ̀͗̂ͭ͢͠͠ ̵̵̧̩̬͚̫̭̗͉ͯ͆̆ͭ̀ͧ̇̇ͯ̓̅͜ ̋̊̓̌̿̄҉̥̼̝̠̺̩̱͔̫̹̝̤͍̯̭̖̦̹ ̡̄̐̔̒̀͟͞҉̙͈͈͙͕̟͜ ̷̸̡̟̦̤̹̖̬̱̟͇̹̱̺͍̠̘͉̙̐̓̉̈̈́͒͂͛̈̆̔̅ͦ͐ ͦͪͧͧ̃̋̆͏͚̳̹͍̦̮͙̼̦̯̕ͅ ̵̛̠͙͚̜̭̔͌̆̔̓̃̇̃̐ͨ̇̕ ̊͛̉͊̉̐̈́͏͎̠̦̭͎̬̼̞̻̫̙͕̟͎̫͈͙̩͘̕͝ ̨̪͈̹̰̝̲ͮ̿ͦ͋ͪͤͭ̇͌̍̈̌͜͞ͅͅ ̱̯͈̟̰̤͉̾͐ͮ̑͐̏̄̅ͨͣ̆̉ͤ̋̔͆̚͟ ̊̎͆ͬ҉̨̟̠͕͚͇̝͕̯͓̤͓̖̠͇̭̺̠͘͢ ̨̼̻͔̰͔̠̖̩̭̃ͩ́ͪ̉͗̍̅ͤͣ͊̀ͧ̆̅͐ͦ̕͠ ̙̟͓̠͖͓̝͓̳̰͉̮͇͇͛̽̏͌ͬ͗̈́̉́̕ͅͅ ̵̦̣͓̮̭̩͈̺͔͈̺̯͙̻́̾̈́̈́̈̈́ͣ̄͒͝͞ ͓̰̘̫̬̰̥͈̗̥ͫ̔̈́ͨ̊ͮͧ͒̕͘͠ͅ ̶̠̹̦̱̩̦͉̙͔͎̦̮̼͖̘̋̃́̉͞͡͡ͅ ̢̩̤̤͉̤͉̪̭̣̼ͯͯ̒̋ͫͤͪ̓ͧͤ̍͑́̚͡ ͙͈̝̤͔̬̻͔̞͖͈̲̎̓̇̇ͥ̓̇̃̍̓̉̃́ͧ̽ͭͭͮ̂͞͝ͅͅ ̸̧͇̳̘̫̜̠͍̲̩̯͍ͬ͋ͣ̌́́͝ͅ ̡̛̜̞͍͙͔̯̮͎͚̏ͪ̏͂͗̈́̊̃̑ͫͬ̑̔ͯ̾̄͝ ͊̂́͗ͯ̆ͫͩ̌ͭͥ͆̇ͪ̆̚͠҉̠̬̬̞̭͚̫̭͖̗͖̣ͅ ̶͒ͩͨ̽ͨ̂͛ͬ̿ͫͪ҉̙̫̜̘̮͍̥̯ ̸̨̯̯̻̪̺͙̝̅̆̌͌̀́͝ ̷̴̢͈̻̘̲͕̰̱͎͕̱́̔ͤ͂̏ͣ̍̕ ̣̤͖̦̝̦̹̗͎̗̮͇͇̑ͥ̃́̈͐̆̓̌ͩ̈̇͛̓̈̚͘͠ ̶̷̸̲̮̲̺̬̈́ͬ̉̂ͩ̍̕ ̸̋͒̿̆͆̈́ͣͭ̊͑̑̍͋́҉͇̻̻̻̤̜̫ͅ ̸̡̢̲̤̦̭̣͕̬̯͛̆ͬ͘ ͐̈̎͋͊̔͑̍҉̶̶͓̟͙̰̱̦̪̘̻̦̞̰̙̩͇͡ͅ ̢̛͛̄ͤͦ̐̆̈́̇̑ͪͫ̔̽͂ͧ̌ͬͥ҉̵̵̺̩̻̮͎̖̺̳̩͈̻̺̺̩̰ ̷̬̪͖̙̹̝̱̜̫ͣ̈ͫͯ̐̍͂͆̌͒̂͛̓̔́̚͘̕͞ ̵̷̩̲̝̩͇̪̝̠̩͇̮͍̥͇̾̀̄̓ͪͫ͆́̈̈́̌ͭͮ̃̓ͯ̏̿̒͟ͅ ̴̞̲͚ͫ̆̎̓̎̐ͪ̄ͨ̏̑͋ͩ̿̓̑̕̕͟ͅ ̳͔̣̲̼̪̩̳̂̏̐̅̇͘ ̷̡̠͍̙̖̱̳̰͈̲̗ͣͣ̇̌̇͛̃̇͂͌̋ͫ̃̋ͯ͌ ̸̷̨̳͉̘̖͈͙̗̫̭͎̠͚̼̪̭͎̬̱̐͗ͭ̈ͣ̊ͭͬ̐̂ͦͣ̇͐ͧͫͦ́͘ͅ ̨̳͓̰͔̩͓͉͕͓̰̤̞̪͓̖̺̭̪̓ͮ̐ͥ̾ͦͦ̉́ ̡͖̦̻̩̻ͤͫ̅̌̿̏ͥ̏̀͒͛ͧ̈́̎̈́ͬͮ̚͠͠ ̢͈̳͇͍̫̼̰̖̭͔̤̟ͫ̓ͭ̑ͧͭ̾͑ͦͮ͐̕͟͢ ̢͊̓͊͗ͥͤͮ̊̓ͨͪͯ͟͡͏͍̼̘̗̣̮͙͔̙̪̥̖͉̖͇͇̲̭ͅ ̶̮̱̮͈ͧͫ̎ͧ̄̇̈́ͩͩ̓́͞ ̸̡̡͔̤͔͚̲̜̱͚̺͔͔̭̼͈͓̣̙̘ͮ͌̂̀̋͐ͦ͆́ ̲͔͓̣͇̩̳̱ͨͧ̌͗̏ͭ̾̌͋ͨͥͫ̃̕͠ ̶͗̐̉ͩ͂̿͑͏͏̵̣͎̥̘̘̳̠̰͞ ̴̨̻͈̫̱̗̓͐̓ͤ͆́̎́ͦ̓ͨ͌̿̏ͧ͊̚͝ ̴̨̭̖̗̮̜͎̬̺̩̋̂͒̽̾̋̓͛͒̐ͩ̎͗͒̄̆̉͟͜͝ ̷̧͉̰̮̝͔̪̞̟͙͈̭͚͕͂ͩ̍͌ͫ̅̇͌ͬ͊̈́͛̈́͗ͯͦ̾͠͠ͅ ̷̰̮̜̞̲̹͈͙̰̝̰͙̼͔̽̆̓̽ͥͯ͑ͥ͑͛̅͛ͥ͊̓ͫ͟͠͝͠ ̾̋̔͗̿҉̨̨̨̼̭̫̣̼͈͢ ̷̝̭͖͔̭̤̑̄̎ͬͨ̇ͫ̋̉̀̑͗̑̐̉ͩ͠͡ ̶̨̮͕̖͈̩͕̩͉̖̦̗̄̊͌ͦ̿̿ͬ̑ͪͯ̐̂͒ͩͭ̓ͫͬ̚ ̷̛̯̩͓̠͍̦̳̥͈̯̒̒̐͗ͩͧͧ̈́̄ͪͪ͌̉̀͡ͅͅ ̷̡̨̘̜̻̮̗̈̆̎̿́̃̈́͠͝ ̎͑̀ͥ̚͢͏̞̭̝̗̬̟̥̮͎̠ ̸̛͍̹̺͕͈͓̻͉̯͈̻͇̺̜̉̒̆̍̆̍̿̽̍ͩ̈́̆̽̕͟ ̧̑̾ͩͣͭ͆͋ͯ̋̎̋͏̙͎̤͚̻̰͙͞ ̨̨̭̲̯̟͖̞̰̮̙͓̳̄ͫ̅ͧͦ͑ͫͯͭͤ͋̽̄ͭ̈̑̽ͩ̒͝ ̧̦̝̳̗͖̳ͩͨ̽͒͊̆ͯ̓̍ ̿͌͊̓̎̒͗̉̉̽̓ͤ̎̐͗̀͘͞͡͏͖̲̰̪̳͍̦͉̗̟̹̠̠ ̸̵̛̛̰̼͇̺̠͔͔̳͉̲̗͖͍̭͉͉͔̘̦͊̐ͥ̒͐ͬ̏̔͑͗̾̚͢ ̎ͧ͑ͦ͆̀̅͛ͩͣͨͥ̂ͯ͡͏͞͏̦͉͈͔́ ̴̳͉̦̹̝̙̲͎̠̮̱͓̭̲̫̱̎̑͛̓ͫ͑̎ͭͬ͋ͬ̿̔̌̃͐͞_̨̡̝̙̼̻͉͈͈͍̗̞̯͎͓̖̱̲̼͓̣ͯ̆̈́̈́̉ͩ̓͘̕_̵̷̠̫̩͍̼͓͕̟͚͍̤̰͈̟͒̇̍̌͂͑͆͗͋͂̈́͞_̽̓̄ͩ̿̌̈̒̏ͯ͑̅̓̈́ͧ̚҉͏͔͇̯̫̞̼̪̮̬̘̰͎̻̜̱͘ͅ_̽͆̀̑ͫ̎͊̆̉̚͏̰͔͕̦͕̙͉̩͈̣̘͖̹̫̦͚̪͈ ̾̒ͩ̍ͧ̋̚҉̴̭̰̥͓̣̟̲͖̺͎̜͍ ̨̯̣̻̮̻̟̝̹̮̊͌̎ͯ͂̐̑̔͐ͤͬ̑ͧ̀͢͜͟ ̧̺͇̙̝̪̾̑̎ͮ̃͋̈̓̈ͩͩ͗̈́̀͟͡ ̦̲̹͕̘̝̦̯̻̲͔̯̉ͫ͊̀́ͩ͊̚͟ ̸̉̾̍̐ͣ̃ͦ̎̈ͩ̋ͨ̾͋҉̗̺̩͚̫͓̳͖̥̻͘͞͡ ̵͉͍͎̖̱̹̦̬̯̲̀ͭ̊̾̽̉͗̒ͬͩͤ́͠ ̴̨̧̛͍͍̠̝̹̦̹̖̫̳̣̦̬̦͔̜͙ͧ͂͛̂̅̋ͅ ̡̙̳̠͚͚͚͔͔̮̞̻͕̠̘͓̰̩̇̓͂ͧ̆͜͜ͅ ̢̧̘̹̗̪̟͇̗̪͇̲̤̤̯ͮ̿͗̈͛͟ ̷̡̲͕̦̱̟̘̼̱̩͔͓̙̺͂ͧ̓͛ͯ͛̀͑̄̓̽̃ͤͨ̐ͭͬ̓͜ ̸̡͇̦̟̠̠̞̱͙̦ͦͮ͂̂̉̑͑͊̀ͦ̾ͤ̎͐͂͐͜͟ ̡̺͉̖͎̱͐̂̄̀̌̂̋ͫ̎ͫͪ̈́͑͐̀͟ͅ ̫̺͖̓͑̓̈̓ͨͨ́͊̌ͨ͐ͦ͢͢ ̴̮̭͍̰̖̥̟͔̙̣͔̬̦͍̞̼ͪ̐̊͂ͯͬ̒̆ͭͮ̀̋̀̂̆̀͟ ̨͎̫̦̫͖͉̥̻͓̝̺͖̺̜͈̤͔̘̑̒ͯͭ̐͘͠ ̬̥̼͕̤̭̦̳̣̭̤͕̼͙̠͊̉ͫͣ̌̌̀ͭͪ̾̄ͭ̆͒ͤ͐̚̕ ̢̡̢̤͈͚͖̃ͮͥ̓ͩ͆̋̉̌ͤ̂͛ͪ̎̿̾̐ͫ ̨ͣ́ͦ̄͋̋͆ͭ̓͊ͨ͂ͪ̽ͧ͑͏̠̪͕̤̳͍̭̣̲͖͢͢͡ ̡̙̳̬̣̙̫̗͖͖̹͎̥͍͇̟͊ͮ̈́ͤ̀̔̈́ͣ̽̏̽̋͒͜͠ͅͅ ̵̸̬͈̪̮͈̼̫͉̲̤̣̥͖̋̿ͣ͐͊̆ͭͩ̅͗̓̋ͪ͝͞ ̖̭̳̜͐̿̅ͬ̂̂̐ͥ̑̂̒̿ͣ͒͋ͪͣ͗͘͘͝ ̴̶͍͍̪͇͉̠ͯ͆ͦ̅ͣ̉ͬ́̔̉̒͐̂̌͑̈ͦͩ͂̀͢ ̸̷̢͕̣̠͉̺̲͉̠͚̳̤̤̹͙̤̫͈͇̋̽̓̾ͣ̾̒̌̈́̓͘͢ͅ ̸̷̴̰̪̤͙͍̬͈̇̃̾͛̏̌͋͑ͬ̊ͮ͑͡ ̸̢̹̟̰̳̭̩̺̪̲̺̤̯̫ͩ́ͩ̎̉̄ͮ̀̊̑̀̕͡ ͎͓̞̲̟͙̲̤̮̠̞̩͇̳͐́̂ͮ̓̉̀́̕͢͢ ̴̴̛̬͖̝̮͈͔̈ͬ͂͗͊̀̽̄͋̈ͪ̅̽͑ͪ̅̒̐̀̚͘ ̴̵̡͍͓͍͍̗̺̲̩̜̻͓̱̬̦̞̐ͩ̇͐͛̒̆̽͗̕͟ ̴̠̬͎̯̬̮͙̙̺̩̠̳̲͖͓̝̩̳̙́̄̽ͦ̒̈̐ͨͧ̆ͩ ̡̩̙̲͓̦̝̯̙̼͚͈͇̩̮̗ͥͮͬͯͭͪ̌͗̑̌ͥͯ́͛ͦ̉ͤ̈́̌̑̑ͪ̆̎̈́͑̒ͦ̋̚̕̕͜͞ ͦ͊̽͆ͬ̈́͗̑́ͭͤͦ҉̴̬͚͈̩̼̪̬̘̫̖̘̝̖́ͅ ̢͕̠̲̭̫̬̪̦̂͋ͤ̉ͩ̎̄͊̾ͩ̆̅͝ ̵͕͉͇̗̂ͦͪ̂ͪ̀͝ ͧ̌̑̔̍ͦ͏͏͓͕̺͖͔̞̞̪͍͚͍̩ ̅̀͐̋̏͆̊ͭ҉̫̭͔̙̹̀ ̷͛̓̎ͩ͑͐̓̋̑ͫͪ̑ͬͩ҉҉҉̣̯̗͍̣̗̪̞̹̞̙̪̗̤̰̱̱͖ ͛̀̈́̽͋ͧ̾͐͜͏̯͚͉̬̥̬̲ ̷̵̵̨̠̱̥̮̥̮̠̩͎͙̱͍̮͈͚͎̭̱̬ͯ̇ͭ̊ͨ̓ͬ̉ ͉̣̻̭̗̟̤̥̓̃ͫ͆̒̈̈͛̿́͘͜͞ ̷̣͚̟̪̪̭̪̩̪̦̪̫͉̻̈͗ͧ͌̄̐̂̃̀̕ ̷̵̨͇̻̞̘̦̲͈̲̣̱͓̜͔̦̯̫̺͐͊̿͌̄͌͑́̀͢ ̶̛̱͓͖͓͎̟̙͚̥̻̜̬̹̩̮̩̟͈͂̑ͮͬͮ̇͛ͯ̂̅͒͘͠ ̛͔̩̩͔̳͈̭̪̰̦̱ͮ̆̾́̚ ͐ͧ͐͌ͧͭ̂̇̃͆̇̉ͣ̓҉̵̧̛̜̲̩̪̬̞̞̞̙̜̰̟̠̥͓͍̞͡ͅ ̷̡̟̼͎̩͋̉͐̄ͦ̀̊ͥͤ̔̓ͤ̇̑͑ͣͯ͆̚ ̶̛̭͎͔̞̼̩͈̫̰̱͖̬̟̤̲͍͇̐ͩ̑ͦ͌̋ͦ̎̐ͩ͑̈́̎̌ͤ͟͡ ̸̧̻̣̭̭̹̼̬̫ͥ̀ͨ̉ͣ̓̒̓̚̕͜ ̨͑̐͗̇̎̐̒̉̃̂͠҉̞̻̮̣̗̺͉̼͙͖͕̰̖ ̵̉ͧ̐̄ͥ̏̀̓͏̩̱͈͖͚̜̺̦͍͈͚̞͓̻̥͈̟ͅ ̷̨̡̙͎̯̝̯͚̳̮͔̂ͮ̋ͭ̊̇ͣͥ͆̈ͤ͆̒͛̍ ̶̵͌ͬ͆̍̅͂̕҉̨̳̦͓̱̞̻͇̹̤ ́͋͑ͫ̊͆͋ͩ̋ͫ̅ͥ̃͊̈̈́̑̚̚͏͔͍̗̮̦͔͉̠̦͓͖̖̀͘ ̛̯͖̻̙̀̄̆͌̽̌̌̊̚͝͞ͅ ̶͉͔̖̗̼̲̹͎̙̅ͧ̆̽̃͋́ͮͥ̓̾̑̎ͬ̽̾̔̐́͠͡ ̛̹̭͕̹̭̘̬͑͛ͨ̔ͧ̅͑̃ͤͩ̅͢͡ ̵̢̖̮̹͙̜̹̝̣̼̲͎̰̣̲̦̹͍͑̒ͯͨ̀ͮ ̶̶̢͖̞̳̬̅ͫ͆̊ͪ͐͢ ̯͎̩̣̗̖̋̀ͤ̾͗̅ͥͥ̍̍̆ͩ̃̀ͪ͠͝ ̶̢̝̹̯̆͛ͭ̿ͭͭͬͬͫ̔̔ͅ ̀̀ͨͪ҉̡̡̮͙̜̩̹̣̬̯͙͎̺̹ ̆͊̿̓͆̆ͫ̅ͨ̅͂̂̆͂̌͌ͥͣ͡҉̵͍̳̦͙̘͓̖̘ ̫̼͕̫̬͈̥̜̦̮͇̹͙͔̬̘̥͓ͫ̓̒̈́̋̓ͣͯͤ̑͂̈́͒ͥ̀̃̊̀͟ͅ ̌̆͑ͥ̾̃ͨ͏̶̢͙͚̦̲̗͕̩͎͈̫͇͎̯̮ ̢͙̘̼̙̣͓̪̟̳̞͕̟̋̐̔͂̋̉̇͒ͣͩ̂̓̽̉͂̍̀ ̶̢͓̖̦͍͎̜̫̭̝̝̲̜͊ͨͥ̔͆ͬ̃͢ͅ ̵̜̘̟̪̻̮͓̳̙̺͇̮̹͈̪̤͉̜͑̿̽ͧ͌̎̍͐́̅͐͊́͜ͅ ̧̛̘̞͎͕̤̗̤̥̻͍̞̲̱̖̰̩̖̠̲̈̂͐ͨͩ̊͑ͬ͒ͦ͑̓ͭ̋ͭ͋͘ ̡͔̰̺̫̟̳̙͙͍͉̝̜̺̱̠͍̱͇̗̈́ͬ̈́ͪ̉̆ͯ̃̃ͣ̌͊ͧ̍̌̑̿́͜͝ ͣ̂͛̽̃͆ͬ̑ͬ̃͏̵͟҉̺̩̻ ̶͍̺̲̦͓̙̼̈̑ͨ̈́̾́̓̌ͭ͌̋̌ͣ̓ͤ͆ͫ͝ ̸̸̢͖̥͓̟̦͉͍̈ͬ̇́̆ͯ̾͗͛͊̔ͭ̿̓̐̀̉̿̀̚͡ ̨̗̥͍͉̮̾ͮ̅̄̈́ͫͭ͐ͤͥͫ̐ͫ́͌ͩ̀̕ ̴̛͔̰̙̰͇͙̳̣̔ͪ̿̍ͧ͘͟ ̸̡̭̰͚̦̭̜͉̪̱̐ͨ̍ͩ̅̽ͪ͐̎ͮͪ͗͗ͬ͊́͜͢-̑̽ͣ̆͋̌̂ͭͧͨ̑̽̌̀͏̵̛͉͎̝̰̳͇̻̠̯͕̣͉̜̻̖̰̻̫ͅ ̴̺̳͙̦ͥ̑͒̄͊̿̀̒̌̏͛͒̽̍͂́_̇̃ͤ̍̇̍̊̔̏͋͑́̾͆͛̚҉͠҉̧̭͚͇̮̙̖_̡̖̯͕̣̲̫̼̰̺̝̟̜̺̙͓̈͒͒̒̋͝_̵̢̪̖̜̫̘̝̱͈̰̰̰̝̘̰͔͗̉̋ͦ͢͡_̶̧̳͖͚̙̘̭̘̬̣̘̞̟̥̌ͬ͛͗ͨ͊̓̾ͅ_̡̛͎̣͙̻̳̦͕̦̞̺̗̹͕̽͛̀̽̆ͧͣ̑͒̂̄̽͊̉͑͑̋͌̀͘͜ͅ_̸͎͇͖̝͙͉͔̦̭̹͉̳̒ͧ̔̈͒ͩͮ̐̈ͭ͗̒̆͜͠ ̡̧͙̣͓̮̤͎̮̳̺̣̮͈̪̱̜͈̹̰ͯ̇ͤ̉̀ ̡̢̱͔̰̻̭̱͙ͯͯͯ͋͌ͣ͐͂̓̽̔̄̆̃ͥ͘ ̴̵̴̞̬̮̼̭̫̭̤̮̰͍̞̭̑̒̉ͩ͛ͫ̌͑ͅ ̶̢̩̼͙̱̹ͬ́́̈́̄̿̿ͬ̊̽͐ͧ͝ ̧̺̠̣̤͕̤̗͍̟̣͕̯̯̲ͬ́̔̎̂̃ͨ̎̈̒̀͡ͅ ̵̖̳̩͎̤̫̠͕̯͆̂̄̿ͮ̆̍ͥ̄͜͠ͅ ̷̡̛͈̫̣̫̣̫͇͈̯̩̍ͯͧ̏͒̇ͫ͞ ̸͖̜̺͇̤̳̗̘̠͇̟͍̺̳ͦͪ̔̒̏͂ͣ̀͠ͅ ̢̛̞̭̘̮̳̜̜̣͕ͤ̔̒͊ͦͦͥ̈́͝ ̛̦̱̝͖̲͉̯ͥͧ̒͂̓ͤ̊͗͐ͭͮͬ̑̄͞ͅ ̼̙͕͕͍͔̝̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̥̩͚̓̋͗̀̇̽̃̐̇̄ͥ͌̀͗ͪ͘͞ ̓̊̈̆̑̒̒ͣ̾̎͐̇̐͋̈́҉̯̻̖̥̫ ̛̛̤͙̘̮̭̱̒̉̽̄ͧ̓ͩ͋͗̑ͨ͊̋̊̅̊͂̋́̀̕͜ ̷̶̨̛͔̱̟̮͇͇͉̫͎̟̱̳̲̠ͤ̏̄̇̎͗ͨ́̓̊̐̅̾̄ ̶̵̨̱̰̬̦͉͚̤̰̱̳͔ͭ̒́ͨ̓̏̀ ̴̷̭̹͖̞̭͙̪̤͙̖͙̭̖̍̌̃ͮ͟ ̡̢͖̲̹̟̫̩̓͛͐͘ ̶̨̢̜̗̙̏̃ͦͯ́̾̔̽̐ͩ̅͗̆̊́ ̺̻̯̻̖̫͉̼̖̮͈̫͉̻̰̯͙͇̈͊ͩ̽̋̌̕͢ͅ ̶̙̟̦͎̜̮̘͙̰̣͎̗̻̹̗͖̳̲̆͒̅̓ͩ̔͊̇̓͑ͭ̉͌ͫͤͧͤ̔̚͟6̷ͭͤ̎͊̿̆̀͏̡̪̹̜̗̹̬̭̰͖̜̖̫̬̰̖͚͘͟1͍͇̙͚̤̬̝̼̩̣̠̯̮̻̹̇̽ͮ̍͗͟͝6̵̏̅̽͒̽̑ͦ̏̓ͨ̚͏̹͇̤̜͓͜͟͜5̷̲̦̦̦̮̞̼̥̦̗͓͉̫͔̟͙̣̔ͤ͒͊̀̏͒̌ͬ̍̉̐͑̈́̽ͮ͘͝͡.̡̛͍̦̳̗͙̦̠̦̩̜̹͈̃̅͊̕͝͡ ̖͙̯͉͇̜͍̲͑̒́̇͌ͣ̇ͯͮͯͯ́͊ͣ̉͑͋̓̽̀4̸͖̗͎̭͚̣̼͍͇̖͓̇̌͂̒̉̾ͩͣ̅̌̋̓̚͘ ͙̫̰͖͍͙͚͕ͫ̓̒̊̊̌ͨͤͨ͐̄̋̀͡͝ͅ ̧̆͑͌͐ͥͫ͋̀ͭͯ͏̙̲̰̗͚͉̼͔̹͚̩̮̳͎̜̪̙̭̞ ̹̫̭̼͕̐ͪ̔̄̒̎̓ͮͮ̋̒̈́̀́͟͝͠ ̵̢̫͎͕̉̿͋ͭ́ͮ͛̋ͬ̒ͫ͐̏̐͜ ͓̹̞̲̪̦̝ͤ̔ͪ͒̈́̐̎̑ͯ͆̍̿́͞ ̴̶̧̢̯̜̩̥̖̹̙̪̭̪͚͕̜͙̻͍͂̈̑ͭͥͥ͑ͭͯ̑͒ͥ͗̋ͤ̇̃͛̽̕ͅͅ ̳̬͙̦̩̩̹͖̹͎̘̗̓ͤ͐̃ͨ̎̋ͯ̀͗̂ͭ͢͠͠ ̵̵̧̩̬͚̫̭̗͉ͯ͆̆ͭ̀ͧ̇̇ͯ̓̅͜ ̋̊̓̌̿̄҉̥̼̝̠̺̩̱͔̫̹̝̤͍̯̭̖̦̹ ̡̄̐̔̒̀͟͞҉̙͈͈͙͕̟͜ ̷̸̡̟̦̤̹̖̬̱̟͇̹̱̺͍̠̘͉̙̐̓̉̈̈́͒͂͛̈̆̔̅ͦ͐ ͦͪͧͧ̃̋̆͏
– Real player with 33.8 hrs in game
Moe! Ninja Girls
Moe! Ninja Girls Features an entertaining story with endearing characters and Great visual that makes you wanting more.
About the game
UI:
The game has an okay UI that makes it easy to get around the game even with all the littered microtransaction advertisements, there are small bugs here and there like scrolling.
The scrolling is too erratic as it jumps to the bottom of the page making you miss content, there is a scroll bar in some areas of the game but in the customization screen its missing and due to the missing scroll bar you miss 2 customization options.
– Real player with 395.9 hrs in game
Really fun game - played it a bit on my tablet but never got into it much and here i am really starting to enjoy the story and game play
Would love more NTT Solmare games on steam like “Shell we date?” but for now i will go ahead and keep going though the story (not very far into it yet) and collecting those cookies - love games with login bonuses (even if sometimes i forget to or am busy)
The ticket system is a draw back I have seen mentioned and yes I do agree it is not great when you use up all you free daily tickets - but it’s not a real big problem for me as I am used to games on my tablet which use this sort of system so you get only a few free tickets (eg: chapters) a day/every 4 hours and to use more cost money but I can wait
– Real player with 209.2 hrs in game
Bean
Bee movie script
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bean should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bean, of course, flies anyway because beans don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That’s me! - Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I’m not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don’t waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That’s why we don’t need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished beans, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it’s just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it’ll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bean, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! - That girl was hot. - She’s my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bean existence. These beans are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bean jobs are small ones. But beans know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. What’s the difference? You’ll be happy to know that beans, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. So you’ll just work us to death? We’ll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! “What’s the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We’re beans. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I’ve never seen them this close. They know what it’s like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don’t come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You’re monsters! You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don’t know. Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can’tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It’s just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let’s have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I’d knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We’re going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bean enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you’re interested in? - Well, there’s a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It’s a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I’m not trying to be funny. You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You’re gonna be a stirrer? - No one’s listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I’m gonna get an ant tattoo! Let’s open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”! I’m so proud. - We’re starting work today! - Today’s the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bean, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal… - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them’s yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What’d you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What’s available? Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you’re on. I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey’s always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bean died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bean, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry? Barry! All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine… What happened to you? Where are you? - I’m going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted. It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up. Really?
– Real player with 1.0 hrs in game
It is quite possibly the most ground breaking game I’ve ever played. Never did I think the plot would take those turns, NEVER did I think the developer was brave enough to do what he did. BUT HE DID. Words cannot truly express how lucky I have been to stumble upon a masterpiece of this caliber. WOW! If you haven’t played this yet, what are you doing with your life? This game right here, Bean, is enough of a reason to buy a gaming pc. Yes, it is. I have an unbridled passion for this game, as will you after you’ve played the game.
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
Crush Crush
Even though I mostly leave this on while I leave my computer running, I still have an unhealthy amount of genuine hours on this game.
I would say when the game was first introduced it was a passable idle clicker with a cute cast, but Sad Panda has really stepped up their game. With voice acting, phone flings and lines of dialogue and what passes for kind of a strung together narrative, it’s worth coming back to if you need a new time sink.
I will say, I have beaten the game like two years ago, so I mostly play for new content and things I haven’t unlocked yet, but I think as time goes by the quality of life improvements have been fantastic. It can be SUPER grindy, though. Especially if you don’t have Catar or an autoclicker. Once you get past the first few girls (especially when working on Karma and Sutra) the game is a super grindy bog.
– Real player with 31623.7 hrs in game
This game has consumed my entire being. My computer now serves no greater purpose than to keep this game running at all times. My soul is bound to this feeling, weighed down by the gravity of Elle’s E-cups.
Every time I close my eyes, I see Pamu snarking at me. Around every corner, Ayano is waiting, watching. Every time I start up any other game, I can feel Fumi’s disapproving glare behind my back. Every song I listen to, I hear Alpha singing in the background.
Please, help me. I wake up in the morning and see Quill dashing off, just out of reach. I go to bed at night and try in vain to fall asleep, only for Luna’s dazzling lightshow to keep me awake. Friends and family are fading away in my vision, to be replaced only with marshmallows.
– Real player with 7496.1 hrs in game
Chair Simulator
This game has given me purpose in life. I sit down. I stand up. I sit down. I stand up. The simplicity, yet challenge in this task represents the dualism of the universe. The strain from standing up relieved from the bliss that is sitting down. From the short 75 minutes I spent on this game before writing the review has morphed my entire outlook on life. I have learned the pain of death, the stress of pain, and the stresslessness of sitting. I sit and think. Think about the meaning of life. Think about my purpose here on this earth. And I have received enlightenment. I am the chair. I sit here with my arms on its doing exactly what it’s doing. I am becoming a vessel for the universe to pass through and maybe sit, gifting me with knowledge. I was lost before finding this game. Mindlessly going through the factory of life without much thought, this game has opened my eyes to the possibilities of this world that are sitting right in front of us. Overall, this game has been an eye opening experience that I would recommend everyone should try.
– Real player with 24.7 hrs in game
! You came. You sat. You conquered!
You’ve warmed countless seats, leaving a deep and indelible impression on each and every one!
Well done, sitlord.
! But…
! Sitting has changed you.
! You look down, now, at these limbs, at all this sinew and flesh. It seems so excessive, doesn’t it? Limbs, flaying. Appendages. Poorly-designed. A bit old-fashioned. Outdated? The real you has been trapped here, hasn’t it? Here, in this prison made of flesh.
It’s a thought you’ve entertained before, isn’t it? Privately. In dreams.
– Real player with 3.7 hrs in game
ChuSingura46+1 S
ChuSinGura46+1 S csg-46+1 is an excellent anime visual novel {VN} derived from the renowned Japanese “47 Ronin” legend. The “S” at the end of the title indicates it is a Premium Grade Japanese game. It is offered as “free-to-play” on Steam, so the price is hard to beat ! Essentially, CSG-46+1 is an introduction to the full VN which includes 4 additional chapters. Be aware that this is a mature tale with limited nudity, but there is no “hentai” in the Steam version. /csg-46+1
– Real player with 250.8 hrs in game
Before trying the visual novel people should really look up on it’s informaton for example on VNDB.
The visual novel has the tag of “Enforced Playing Order”, that means any choices you made won’t have any big impact onto the game’s endings, like a kinetic visual novel basically.
Technically you are reading a book from page 1 to page 100. I don’t particularly mind about this setting since I am someone who has played over 200+ Visual Novels. But it can sure be annoying to some.
The CG gallery and extras will be unlocked the moment you complete the game on the first chapter. There are several text bugs but they were patched out now by the Devs.
– Real player with 234.3 hrs in game
LoveBeat
[14/10/2019] The game itself is still fun but I would give this a neutral review now in its current state, would reccomend playing with friends as the community is mostly philippines/spanish and russian these days who tend to stick to their own groups so unless you speak one of those languages, you can’t make friends really, many of them can also be ill mannered on here (having had many issues with them myself) very few here who are ok now. Having played the game since 13 January 2016 (release date) can definitely say its not the same as it used to be which is a real shame as I have had many fun times on here and met friends that I was very glad to of met.
– Real player with 3129.8 hrs in game
Long review incoming.
Lovebeat, affectionately known as LB, is a rhythm game where you use your arrow keys and space bar on your keyboard. It also has DDR mat support. (Dance Dance Revolution). The game as a style that people would call dated, but it doesn’t age badly and fits the game fairly well. This game is completely free to own and play, with payments for cosmetic items.
When you first start LB, in order to not be overwhelmed, I would recommend not going past 4 star difficulty, and starting on the lower BPM (Beats Per Minute). If you find the lower BPM is too easy, then you can raise it, but don’t start off at 4 stars+ with 200+BPM unless you are a veteran with rhythm games.
– Real player with 1738.3 hrs in game