Monster Monpiece

Monster Monpiece

Monster Monpiece is a highly flawed card game that still manages to be enjoyable.

The core gameplay is pretty solid. You get 3 Mana every turn, and you can use this Mana to play one of the cards in your hand (all creature cards) each round, placing it onto a small board. The goal of each battle is to get your monster girls across the board and into the enemy HQ, which will cause the unit to be lost but the enemy to take one point of damage. Typically, three points of damage will defeat your opponent. The enemy AI is extremely stupid and quite predictable, so the game usually compensates for that by giving it superior cards.

Real player with 82.7 hrs in game


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Monster Monpiece, or as I’ve come to call it, maybe another month’ll do it because this game can’t be played all at once without losing your sanity. That’s a bit of a mouthful though, so we’ll shorten it to “unless you really like card games and monster girls, you can skip this one.”

Alright, that wasn’t much better, but my point is this game drags on for way too long for how little depth there is to it. After the first few battles you have basically mastered the game, from there the only thing that changes is getting new cards that do new things that the old cards might not have done, or they do better, or etc etc card game mechanics until you realize two things. Nothing matters but the main stat which is used to summon a card, and that skipping the first few turns has 0 downside and lets you stack your hand to summon whatever you want anyway. Unfortunate first hand draw, didn’t get a 3 mana monster, doesn’t really matter cause next turn you can draw one of those 4, 5, 6 cards anyway. To help you understand, this would be like Yugi summoning Dark Magician on his second turn, it’s really dumb, and it’s how the game is actually played. The second thing you learn that makes almost any other card in the game irrelevant, is that some cards get a + mana bonus, in particular, they tend to give mana when you summon them, and when they are destroyed. Whenever you first get access to a card with this (Nekomata), the game completely changes because you skip your first turn, summon nekomata, she casts her ability to give 3 mana, instantly dies to whatever monster you put her in front of, on your 3rd turn now you have basically 3x as much mana as you would have in any other battle up until this point. From there you stack your deck with Nekomatas, and congrats you have beaten the game. Also don’t bother with healers or buffers, they are just dead weight in comparison to putting another combat ready card on the map that can stand on it’s own, seriously, you might think that’s just a min-max kind of statement, but no really, it just works out like that with how the game is built.

Real player with 51.0 hrs in game

Monster Monpiece on Steam

Poker Pretty Girls Battle: Texas Hold’em

Poker Pretty Girls Battle: Texas Hold’em

the game seems like a pretty decent poker game on the surface, but the ai makes weird decisions and at times very illogical ones, not to mention the ‘‘hook’’ of playing against pretty ladies is just a minor splash screen at the start of the match and then about a dozen voice lines from each girl, a minor head cropped token your only other reminder that you’re supposed to care about this opponent, the art while good is too little too late when you finally start getting the group photos together, at the current time i’m 12 wins out of 16 into stage four(you need 4 wins for stage 1, 8 for stage 2 and 12 for stage 3 to finish their respective group photos) and a this point just bothering to finish this game because im too lazy to go look up other better poker games.

Real player with 21.0 hrs in game


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It’s a very barebone poker game. Really, that’s it. Think DOAX poker, with the eventual motionless picture of a hottie celebrating her victory when she wins. Very nice hotties, let it be said. Too bad nothing more risqué, though.

I bought the game on sales for $1,50. That’s a fair price for what I was delivered, and on that basis, I can recommend it. Do not pay more! Otherwise you’ll regret your decision.

It’s that kind of game where you turn down its music, put up your own tunes, and chill out emulating your own casino with pretty girls by your side while you sweep the board.

Real player with 6.8 hrs in game

Poker Pretty Girls Battle: Texas Hold'em on Steam

Love n Dream: Virtual Happiness

Love n Dream: Virtual Happiness

I went from the first game of the Developers, to this one. Always hopeful that the Developers will improve and make better content. Luckily, it happened that way! I think this game is a great improvement to the first one. It has more content, more animation scenes and more to do. I flipped through the pictures (up above) and I think the game was already updated, so things don’t really look like that. For example: the main character doesn’t have brown hair, but has red hair.

The game is still ongoing in updates… since there are areas in the game that say “Coming Soon” and I think there will be more items? But I can’t be sure.

Real player with 4.9 hrs in game


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2020-Dec: I wanted to see how the game enacted the tile mechanic, but ultimately this game has several key problems and broken promises. I’m particularly bitter that there is “coming soon” content even though the game isn’t labeled as “Early Access”.

[PROS]

  • I like the tile movement mechanic and it is well-balanced for LVL1-LVL3.

  • The powers the girls bestow offer a nice diversity.

[CONS]

  • Chief of the cons is the fact that I got to level five on two women and neither of them got naked at all. In fact, I saw zero nudity and zero sexual content.

Real player with 3.2 hrs in game

Love n Dream: Virtual Happiness on Steam

UndercoverAgent

UndercoverAgent

There really is no strategy involved. You just keep replaying until the RNG lets you win when where are no good card combinations and the enemy can just keep spamming 50 damage a turn.

-Edit GOD THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE!

Real player with 3.8 hrs in game

So I found this on Itchio a while back and when I saw it was on Steam, I gave it a whirl.

Only took two hours, RNG being RNG.

So, pros:

VA, I swear I heard her from another character. Liked the VA, the voice fit the face.

The, “art”. Was to the point, did what it made to do.

The patch being being on Steam was very convenient, not having to go through this or that site was nice.

Mission 4 and 6 bad end, scratched an itch.

So, cons.

Well, not a con really. RNG is the real boss here, but thankfully you can stack the odds in your favor.

Real player with 3.1 hrs in game

UndercoverAgent on Steam