The Greatest Penguin Heist of All Time

The Greatest Penguin Heist of All Time

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Real player with 12.6 hrs in game

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Real player with 11.1 hrs in game

The Greatest Penguin Heist of All Time on Steam

Thief of Thieves

Thief of Thieves

Миллионы приходят, уходят, не в них счастье. Самым важным на свете всегда будут люди в этой комнате, вот здесь, сейчас.

Скромная, непримечательная и очень неоднозначная Thief of Thieves - это прежде всего необычный эксперимент с фильмами про ограбления, только в видеоигровом жанре. Ты когда-нибудь пересматривал Друзей Оушена, Западню или Вора 1981 года, думая о том, как было бы здорово самому в таком поучавствовать? Что ж, хотя и крошечный, но шанс у тебя появился. Ты можешь познакомиться с Силией, той еще отпетой воровкой, поучавствовать в паре тройке хорошо (или не очень) спланированных ограблений, натворить пару интрижек, попутаться в хитросплетениях мастерства мародерства, немного побыть выдающимся планировщиком или же дерзким импровизатором, словом, прощупать все неординарности профессии вора.

Real player with 32.0 hrs in game

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Approximate amount of time to 100%: 12-14 hours

Estimated achievement difficulty: 4/10

Minimum number of playthroughs needed: There is chapter selection, you will have to replay most of the chapters for different outcomes

Has it been in a bundle: No

Is there a good guide available: Yes, there is an amazing one here

Real player with 14.1 hrs in game

Thief of Thieves on Steam

Eco Warrior Simulator

Eco Warrior Simulator

Gather support and save our planet!

Eco Warrior Simulator gives you a chance to experience the thrill of launching large-scale protests against non-eco-friendly companies.

Plan spectacular protests and draw attention to environmental concerns. Whether you try to protect whales or save forests, always plan ahead. Gather intel on your target, assemble your supporters, and prepare the right equipment.

Lead infiltration missions into the heart of heavily-guarded facilities. Avoid getting spotted before you’re ready for the big reveal. Plant your banners where they’re most visible or disrupt the operations of companies unfriendly to mother nature.

Get ready to run once your task is complete. Balance public support and your notoriety. Don’t anger the law enforcement too much or your operations will shut down. Spread your message, gather activists, and save the planet!


  • Various types of protests to organize

  • Singleplayer campaign

  • Mission sites on every continent

  • Infiltration mechanics to sneak into any non-green facility

  • Sabotage (when necessary) - delay the companies and gain more time to gather larger support

  • Notoriety mechanic, leading to an eventual arrest of overzealous campaigners

  • Mission planning, scouting, and equipment management

  • Public opinion system

  • Unlimited fun

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Eco Warrior Simulator on Steam

Otti: house keeper

Otti: house keeper

This is a funny game with puzzles (sometimes too hard to solve it from the first try). Some levels can be completed very quickly, but before passing some I had to think carefully. In some places, you need to act fast enough. Nice puzzle for a few nights, also can be a great family game.

10/10 screaming thieves :D

Real player with 1.6 hrs in game

A very creative puzzle game. Defend treasures from thieves by strategically placing traps around the house and scare them away. Each thief has its own phobia but some thieves aren’t scared easily!

Real player with 1.1 hrs in game

Otti: house keeper on Steam

FBI Agent Simulator

FBI Agent Simulator


Enter the city of sin and corruption and find your way around it. Stroll down the grey streets, trying not to get lost in this this sad, concrete town, and be prepared to be called into the field office. Murders, thefts, kidnapping, drug businesses, mafia and organized crime – all of these cases are your daily bread, but it’s high time they were no more.

Are you ready to face the ugly truth and deal with the consequences?


What kind of agent do you want to be? In this game you will be able to choose your approach and follow your instincts. Should you put the arm on the suspect or pretend to befriend him? Or maybe let him loose, only to follow him and make an ambush? It’s up to you, but remember – time is of the essence and the lives of the people hang entirely on your success… or failure.

So, are you going to be a good cop, or a bad cop after all?


As soon as you receive the call – pack all the high-tech stuff and examine the crime scene. Who could do it better than an FBI agent, right? Especially since you are well-prepared and own a bag full of specialized tools that will allow you to look for the finger prints, test the blood samples, hack into the devices or instantly look through the police records. Gather all the evidence from the crime scene and take them to the lab!


After running through the evidence, you have to try to find a pattern. Maybe it’s about the look of the victims? Or the location of the crime scenes? Or the suspect’s background? The reason behind the murder is different each time and solving the puzzle requires both analytical thinking and perceptivity. Use the old-school, cork board mind map and look for the similarities. The more evidence you have, the easier the task will be!


If you have enough data, it’s time to narrow down the list of the suspects and set up some interviews. Prepare yourself and don’t lose your nerve. The culprit may want to put you off your stroke! Decide on the right approach and choose the dialogue options that will allow you to find out more about the crime and define whether the person sitting across the table is guilty or not. You may use the polygraph to help you out!


Having found the culprit? Great! All you have to do now is to arrest them and put them behind bars. Let’s just hope that you have done everything right! It would be such a shame to frame someone… However, even if you manage to choose the right person, you cannot rest on your laurels. As soon as one criminal lands in jail, the other one just starts doing atrocious things. The job of the FBI agent is never done… So you’d better brace yourself and brew some coffee!


Try to prevent the crimes from happening by using the information provided by the counterintelligence and infiltrators, but be prepared for the worse. And when it happens - solve the puzzle and find the criminal by connecting all the dots. Interview, accuse and put them in jail to make sure, that they never hurt anyone again.

FBI Agent Simulator on Steam

Burger Joint

Burger Joint

FYI I know the game designer so getting that out of the way.

Is a really great single player game for passing time especially when you are a person who constantly wants to do better and better and beat their last score. That’s exactly what this game gives to you.

Real player with 15.3 hrs in game

I can’t get enough of this game. From beginning to end I’m challenged to make the right decisions for my business. I didn’t do well at first, but once I kept playing and improving I was able to get the right strategy down. I’m hooked and will definitely be coming back to play this game often! If you’re looking for a chill (but intense) game to pass the time, I highly recommend Burger Joint.

Real player with 12.5 hrs in game

Burger Joint on Steam

Mafia Gangster City

Mafia Gangster City

the game does not respond I do not reply to the e-mail I have played tens of hours and they do not care at least if they sent me an e-mail for technical support I also sent photos from my e-mail everything still no response. Well thank you

Real player with 223.1 hrs in game

nice game i like it

Real player with 41.4 hrs in game

Mafia Gangster City on Steam

Crash Time 2

Crash Time 2

“I don’t have any argument but I don’t like it !” -Bad reviews from a random lowbob. 0/10

“Like Skyrim with Polizei.” -IGN 2/10

“Polizei, oktoberfest, ausfarht, dummkopfs.” -Medic 11/10

So, first of all, this game doesn’t deserve all those bad reviews. Everyone seems to have played this game for only 15 minutes, and honestly, you can’t judge a game within 15 minutes. This game reviews are clearly manichaean ; you have two possibilities according to Steam reviews : you completly disregarded it because you played a few minutes and no minigun spawned on your car or you will find this game “somewhat OK”. In my honest opinion, I really liked this game. Of course, there is tons of better game in that game style, like the FlatOut series, but this game got a decent amount of pros. Let me make a list of the pros, the cons and the neutrals.

Real player with 76.1 hrs in game

Usually I finish game first and write review later. But this game is special. Ingame counter tells me that I have completed 42% of game and I just have to describe my last mission. As a warning.

There is tl:dr part after story - you can skip it if you value your time.

You choose part of the city where you will respawn, then car (marked with red flag which means that there is availible mission for it). So far so good.

Voice in radio tells about kidnapped bus. Voice acting is terrible but I don’t mind - they don’t talk too much. Story is garbage - realy. We know that blue bus was kidnapped… And this is our only info - so we chase nearest red dot on the map. Bus driver acts like he was crazy. Drives on wrong lane/in the middle of the road. He’s speeding and make turns that would seriously harm people inside. I think it’s the one… and nope. Apparently this is how bus is supposed to behave on road. Whatever - after 10 minutes I have found the right one. Kidnappers took only one passenger and drived away already. Luckilly (no spoilers - but story is really bad - just more driving and bad voice acting). Now I collect money (?) chase my kidnapped partner (and kidnapped girl) and switch cars with bandit (did I said that story is bad?). There is bomb inside new car so I have to travel 1,5 km fast (some plot garbage).

Real player with 26.7 hrs in game

Crash Time 2 on Steam

Master Magistrate

Master Magistrate

Master Magistrate surprised me a lot. In a very positive way. When I purchased this visual novel I imagined how it was going to be having already played similar games. But it was very well written and when the whole plot came together it blew my mind. Didn’t expect what happened. The story is very good and entertaining, the art is beautiful and both the music and character voices complement the game.

The main story is divided in 4 cases/chapters. There is also a bonus chapter and it’s called Fanservice [for that reason, lol]. It can be found in the chapter selection at the menu. It’s short and can be played in any order because it doesn’t relate in any way to the main story and no important information is presented. Each one of the 4 cases consist of novel/investigation/trial parts. Case 4 is the only chapter with story choices that lead either to the True Ending or the Alternate Ending. The adult patch add 2 scenes to the Alternate Ending. That’s the only adult content available in the main story.

Real player with 84.8 hrs in game


Full game has been released, and with it a very meaty free patch that adds like 10+ hours of additional story and 5 character routes (plus a ton of R18 content…):

The game completely works without it, but the added epilogue and additional routes add a lot to the gameplay. Plus it’s free!

Disclosure: I helped test a pre-release version of this game. I did this outside of Steam so my play time is not accurate.

Real player with 62.7 hrs in game

Master Magistrate on Steam

No Plan B: Prologue

No Plan B: Prologue

“When your army has crossed the border, you should burn your boats and bridges, in order to make it clear to everybody that you have no hankering after home.“Sun Tzu.



With that in Mind. This game teaches you to lay it all on the LINE when wagering your plan of execution against the enemy.


“NO BACKSIES”. you can drill and rehearse over and over fine tuning your approach on an occupied structure but eventually you must execute the plan. At which point you can not change it. Failure is constant success is scarce in this game but the more you play the more aware you become in the strategic head space.

Real player with 30.2 hrs in game

This is an excellent game and a surprisingly playable demo. If you liked games like Door Kickers, Breach&Clear, Frozen Synapse you will definitely enjoy this one.


  • Excellent timeline system. It eliminates the most frustrating part of Door Kickers: the hassle around syncing operator movement. In No Plan B you can easily ensure that everyone enters into the new room in the perfect moment.

  • Active, responsive developer.

  • Daily, weekly and monthly challenges sneak in a little competitiveness.

Real player with 5.3 hrs in game

No Plan B: Prologue on Steam