Blood and Bacon

Blood and Bacon

Just a Classic game and I really love this Holdout game ever.

Plus exploring things. (Including space moon)

Real player with 27.1 hrs in game


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ODAY it seems to me providential that Fate should have chosen Braunau on the Inn as my birthplace. For this little town lies on the boundary between two German states which we of the younger generation at least have made it our life work to reunite by every means at our disposal.

German-Austria must return to the great German mother country, and not because of any economic considerations. No, and again no: even if such a union were unimportant from an economic point of view; yes, even if it were harmful, it must nevertheless take place. One blood demands one Reich. Never will the German nation possess the moral right to engage in colonial politics until, at least, it embraces its own sons within a single state. Only when the Reich borders include the very last German, but can no longer guarantee his daily bread, will the moral right to acquire foreign soil arise from the distress of our own people. Their sword will become our plow, and from the tears of war the daily bread of future generations will grow. And so this little city on the border seems to me the symbol of a great mission. And in another respect as well, it looms as an admonition to the present day. More than a hundred years ago, this insignificant place had the distinction of being immortalized in the annals at least of German history, for it was the scene of a tragic catastrophe which gripped the entire German nation. At the time of our fatherland’s deepest humiliation, Johannes Palm of Nuremberg, burgher, bookseller, uncompromising nationalist and French hater, died there for the Germany which he loved so passionately even in her misfortune. He had stubbornly refused to denounce his accomplices who were in fact his superiors. In thus he resembled Leo Schlageter. And like him, he was denounced to the French by a representative of his government An Augsburg police chief won this unenviable fame, thus furnishing an example for our modern German officials in Herr Severing’s Reich.

Real player with 20.5 hrs in game

Blood and Bacon on Steam

Viscera Cleanup Detail

Viscera Cleanup Detail

Good time waster, has source engine level of bad physics. Good to play while watching a movie or eating.

Real player with 45.8 hrs in game


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I like the boombox, turn it up full volume then chase it as it dances away from you from the bass.

Cleaning is aight, intestines are shite.

Real player with 41.0 hrs in game

Viscera Cleanup Detail on Steam

Buck Zombies

Buck Zombies

So I bought this game after watching YouAlwaysWin play on their YouTube channel. I saw them having a lot of fun and decided to give it a chance. I was not disappointed! I see a few negative reviews, and I question why? How? Do you expect a perfectly polished game for $0.99? Or a big studio style production? I think you have what’s called a champagne taste on a beer budget then. This game rocks! There are a couple factors that go into my liking a game. Enjoyable? This game is thoroughly enjoyable! No two games are ever the same! Fun? I, like the guys from YouAlwaysWin, was laughing and cursing the bucking zombies! This is the best $0.99 cents I’ve spent for entertainment in a long time. It looks like the Devs are active and on top of issues. Final note: It was $0.99 and for my $0.99 I got many hours of enjoyment so far and will play again trying to best my score! You can’t find many things in this world that will bring you happiness for $0.99, but this is surely one of them! I hope to see more from the creator in the way of new maps and such! Thanks for a great little game!

Real player with 8.3 hrs in game


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Not your typical zombie game! Gameplay starts off slowly, but quickly gets out of control! Exciting, fun, fast paced (after the initial ramp up) arcade style shooter. Well worth it! This is one that will always have you trying to “one up” your last performance! Great to play online too! Grab some friends and see if you can survive the apocalypse!

Real player with 7.7 hrs in game

Buck Zombies on Steam

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

Chivalry…where do I start?

When I first heard about the game in late 2012, I knew I’d be hooked. Unfortunately, my computer couldn’t run it at the time. Flash forward to when I had a new computer come May/June of 2013, and I was having the time of my life! Foolhardy, yet visceral combat, amazing voiceovers, and the most in-depth melee combat I had ever seen at the time…it was remarkable. The combat was very in-depth, yet nobody was quite above anyone else at the time. Timing and footing was everything. My goal as a player at the time was to reach level twenty, and unlock all veteran helmets for each of the four classes. (Keep in mind that there was zero customization at this point in time, apart from switching from default to veteran helmets, which didn’t work half of the time)

Real player with 1222.1 hrs in game

After all these years, reaching level 54, I cannot recommend the game. I have 500+ hours on this, and all I can think of is remembering the good times. I hate this game so much because I used to love it to the point it became my most played game for almost one year. I’m gonna tell you why you should avoid this game that has become deteriorated over time (and has become less valuable than it was at release):

The good times, that was when this game didn’t have regular crashes (it had none in fact). Now it crashes EVERY FIRST TIME you join the game, you Alt+F4 and then you have to again load the game. THEN it’s very likely the server you wanted to join is full. You have to wait. Then it’s possible that it crashes at the character screen etc… It’s also possible to simply crash mid-game. I once had over 16 crashes while waiting for the server list to load. This never happened at the start.

Real player with 843.2 hrs in game

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare on Steam

Depth

Depth

So is this game worth your time?

TL;DR - Absolutely! Its for those who love the team-deathmatch dynamic with a little twist (the sharks).

I have always loved ocean life, and sharks and the mystery of diving into the unknown is a huge fantasy for most. In Depth you get to explore that world with some goals set in place. Blood & Gold is the most popular game mode in Depth, so my focus will be on what this game mode offers for this review. In this game mode, the divers (4 members) enter the ocean accompanied by a ‘S’ubmersible ‘T’reasure ‘E’xtraction ‘VE’hicle or S.T.E.V.E.. The role of the diver is to scour the ocean for any and all gold, ensure that S.T.E.V.E. successfully retrieves all gold from the safes (4 in total), and protect S.T.E.V.E. through the extraction process as well as the long trek back to the pickup point. The sharks (2 members) are aware of the divers’ presence however. Sharks seek to kill all 34 divers or disable S.T.E.V.E. before their own tickets run out (32 in total) or S.T.E.V.E. escapes. While divers benefit through all gold received through the unlock of new gear/weapons, sharks benefit from every kill made (translated as evolution points) which allow them to unlock new abilities. The 3D navigation for both sides, forced movement through objectives, gradually diminishing visibility, and progression of unlocks makes for an even balance in gameplay (in my opinion).

Real player with 1902.1 hrs in game

What I think About Depth

Big disclaimer: this whole review is not fact, it’s opinion.

This review is based off sections, so you can review gameplay reviews for diver & shark respectively. Only looking to play shark or diver? This’ll make it easier for you (BUT I seriously recommend playing both at some point!)

Shark Gameplay Review

1: It’s easier to learn shark than diver, I’ll just be straight up honest. Shark you only need to worry about accuracy for grabbing divers, and being sure to net at least two kills for every death you have; trading lives won’t work!

Real player with 552.7 hrs in game

Depth on Steam

Mortal Kombat 11

Mortal Kombat 11

MK11 step aside, MKX goat. I played for 184 hours just to realize MKX is better, and MKX is way more affordable. If you want to try it, sure but it’s not worth it, maybe the graphic is good but the gameplay and mechanics are bad. Thank you for your time.

Real player with 184.2 hrs in game

first ill start with cons:

i don’t like how they changed kombo breaker, made the game feel slower, gave higher advantage to zoners, there are less combos and they added custom variations which can be fun but complicated for the new players.

visually i don’t like character design choices, some armors look like they’re made out of plastic, character faces are much less attractive, and every female character magically lost all the thickness since the previous games.

pros:

new gameplay mechanics, flawless blocking and counter attacking which demands more skill from the player, krushing blows, fatal blows, lot more skins, towers of time. MK11 is more complex compared to the previous games in the series which in my opinion is a good thing. aside from some character designs, visually game is beautiful and well optimized.

Real player with 105.6 hrs in game

Mortal Kombat 11 on Steam

Paint the Town Red

Paint the Town Red

Paint the Town Red is a medium-paced bar fighting game with a large variety of weapons and enemies now and here to come. It still needs a bit of optimization, but the devs assure us that the game will be optimized as the game progresses (And updates.)

The enemies are completely destructible. You could dissolve someone if you have enough time and the weapon doesn’t break. All the voxels on the enemies have different properties, with bone being the strongest natural voxel and skin being the weakest. (You will be able to damage Riot Helmets later on, but those aren’t natural.) Additional fact, is that if a enemy’s brain is damaged in anyway, they will instantly die, if they don’t, its a bug.

Real player with 628.0 hrs in game

Punch the square people. Do it. Punch them.

A great sandbox fighter game with a lot of options to play and replay various scenarios and workshop access, allowing for a near infinite supply of content.

The game also has a rogue-like dungeon crawler on top of all the sandbox fun that initially existed, adding what is the value of basically a second game of a different genre, with similar mechanics, on top, for absolutely free (That’s what I feel about it, as I bought the game in early access, wayyy before Beneath was even on the table). Beneath is a great dungeon crawler, with many different levels, mechanics and upgrades to take you through the different bosses of the game, most of them with their very own environment and even full levels with new enemies, just to build up to another boss fight.

Real player with 68.5 hrs in game

Paint the Town Red on Steam

RUSSIA BATTLEGROUNDS

RUSSIA BATTLEGROUNDS

RUSSIA BATTLEGROUNDS Review

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 Easy

🔲 Normal

🔲 Hard

☑️ Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 Bad

🔲 Good

🔲 Beautiful

☑️ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad

🔲 Not special

🔲 Good

☑️ Beautiful

~ STORY ~

☑️ This game has no story

🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story

🔲 It’s there for the people who want it

🔲 Well written

🔲 Epic story

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

☑️ Low

🔲 Average

🔲 High end

🔲 NASA computer

Real player with 15.6 hrs in game

–-{Graphics}—

X You forget what reality is

? Beautiful

? Good

? Decent

? Bad

? Don‘t look too long at it

? Paint.exe

—{Gameplay}—

X Very good

? Good

? It‘s just gameplay

? Mehh

? Starring at walls is better

? Just don‘t

—{Audio}—

X Eargasm

? Very good

? Good

? Not too bad

? Bad

? Earrape

—{Audience}—

? Kids

? Teens

? Adults

X Human

—{PC Requirements}—

X Check if you can run paint

? Potato

? Decent

? Fast

? Rich boiiiiii

? Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

—{Difficulity}—

Real player with 11.0 hrs in game

RUSSIA BATTLEGROUNDS on Steam

Attack on Titan / A.O.T. Wings of Freedom

Attack on Titan / A.O.T. Wings of Freedom

This will be my first review ever so it may not be what you expect, but here we go.

Having played 160+ hours, beaten every single mission in S-Rank with Dire Subjugation, completed the Gallery (have made every equipment), and gotten all achievements, I believe my review will be accurate.

The game follows the same story as the anime/manga, including short cutscenes for the highlights of the show. Starting with Attack Mode (which is considered “normal” mode). Beating that unlocks True Attack Mode (or “hard mode” - also “TAM”). PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE ARE GAME DIFFICULTY SETTINGS ASIDE FROM THIS FOR EASY, NORMAL, AND HARD. On TAM, the titans have much more life on each body part and are much more aggressive, turning and grabbing much quicker. There is also Expedition Mode, in which you can play Survey Missions either online of offline. If playing online, you can have up to four people playing together.

Real player with 291.2 hrs in game

Now, I am a massive weeb, so I am probably very biased when it comes to anime games. I am also a big fan of the Warriors series games, so when I found out there was going to be an Attack on Titan game made by the same company, I was thrilled. Now for my review.

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GAMEPLAY:

Now, as much as I enjoy flying around slaying titans, the game does have it’s bugs, and I’ve had more than my fair share of accidental wall hugging. Combat is VERY fast-paced on any substantial difficulty level, possibly too much for other people. Half the time, I’m just mashing buttons and hoping a titan doesn’t grab me. (Although I do play on extra hard mode, so that’s probably why.)

Real player with 210.9 hrs in game

Attack on Titan / A.O.T. Wings of Freedom on Steam

Ben and Ed

Ben and Ed

About the bugs:

Now that the game is almost a year old, Ben and Ed has gone through quite a few bug fixes in order to make it playable and enjoyable. As of now, I haven’t encountered a single problem in my most recent playthrough, which means that the developers have done a great job fixing all the minor bugs that still popped up every now and then. I have unlocked every single achievement during my playthrough, so I can confirm that all the achievement related bugs (Blockbuster) have been fixed aswell. Luckily, I have never experienced any visual or hardware related bugs, which means that I can’t confirm anything related to that subject.

Real player with 19.5 hrs in game

I can’t say I had a good time with this game. The clunky controls and terrible framerate make the game unpleasant almost all the way through. In terms of the levels and level design, at the end of almost every level, I found myself thinking something along the lines of “Meh, that was okay I guess,” only 2 or 3 times did I finish a level thinking “Wow, that was actually fun, can the next level be that fun please?” only to be met with a level that was below my already low expectations. Simply put, I’d say about 60% of levels were meh, 20% were good, and 20% were horrible.

Real player with 17.8 hrs in game

Ben and Ed on Steam