BEAR, VODKA, STALINGRAD!đ»
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â Real player with 2.3 hrs in game
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When I first saw this on the market, I may have laughed for a second but I hastily scrolled past. But the game persisted, it showed up again and AGAIN until I eventually decided to add it to my wishlist. There the game sat for at least 6 months. And then the day came, my great grandfather who died in the battle of Stalingrad came out from his resting place and whispered into my ear: “NU BLYAT!”. It was a calling, I immediately knew what had to be done. And so I did.
I rushed to grab the game, with all haste I might add, and a couple minutes later the game was already in my possession - it would never leave my tight grasp. I installed it almost immediately; almost - because I received a second calling from my soviet ancestor: “A NU CHEEKI BREEKI V DAMKE!”. I did exactly that. I rushed into my kitchen and grabbed a brand new bottle of Absolut Vodka, can’t play a game like this sober, can we?
â Real player with 2.2 hrs in game
Burgers
Pretty short game, but if you can get it for less than a dollar or two (or free while Indie Gala was giving it away) I’d recommend it. I imagine it’d be more fun with other players, but I wasn’t able to join any of the servers.
The UI is pretty awful, especially the Armory. The hit detection is iffy. The weapons all feel about the same (upgraded sniper rifle does 2 hit kill, but so does my starter pistol so what’s the use of upgrading?). Story is pretty meh. Nazis want to steal a sphere that’s making everyone turn into mutated monsters, they want to use it to win World War 2. A few German soldiers, some Americans, and a Russian soldier all team up to try to destroy the sphere before it gets in the wrong hands.
â Real player with 10.5 hrs in game
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Let me start by saying that I am a huge fan of action/indie/platformer games, and I have to say the ideas of this game are very good and also playing it is fun. So basically Burgers is an action shooter indie game with simple cartoonish visuals. You play as a soldier during the war against Nazi and their mutation monsters. The story is not really anything special or completely new, it’s just simple like that but it works.
Action side is done very well and it is absolutely stunning! You will get to use all kinds of cool weapons and characters. All the weapons are entertaining to use and that feeling when shooting a gun, so satisfying. You will get ammo for the weapons quite often, but in case you run out of ammo, knife is also a powerful weapon, but a little slow. If the game ends up being too easy for you, you can always crank up the difficulty to your own personal preference! I recommend Burgers to those who are fan of action indie games, just like me. It’s an entertaining and enjoyable experience and I had so much fun playing it.
â Real player with 8.1 hrs in game
Dino D-Day
This game is absurd, and fun to play⊠usually. Pitting the Allies vs the Axis in an alternate history where Germany clones dinosaurs to fuel their war effort, the Axis forces have a near monopoly on the Dinos. This doesn’t mean that the Allies are any less fun to play though. Trigger, the Allies sole dino is one of the better ones, with a charge ability, and a solid machine gun to use.
Playing at the Allies is more a straightforward FPS, with relatively standard classes. There is an assault, a sniper, a medic, all the regulars, and they do quite well against the dinosaurs, to the point that with a competitive team, the Axis forces have a bit of a harder time of things. Shotguns end dinos, sniper rifles end dinos from a distance. The Allies have a clear advantage on range in general. With a female french resistance medic, and a female sniper, I am also happy to see that I can play as a woman for once in an FPS. One that isn’t merely relegated to a healer or noncombat class. This is pretty rare, and most people won’t care, but I think it is pretty cool. Also of note is that several classes have area of effect buffs, such as accuracy or healing, allowing small squads to become even more deadly.
â Real player with 247.1 hrs in game
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This game is fun. No matter your skill, no matter your system, no matter the class you choose. This game embodies the ultimate dream of all young boys and I can assume many young girls. WW2 mixed with Dinos I mean it’s magic! I awaited this game from the moment I heard of it. It’s surprising a game like this took so long to come out. But the similarity to UT is what really makes this game fun for old school gamers. Let’s be honest ever since Halo and CS ruined gaming forever people have been waiting for a game that isn’t realistic. If I wanted to crouch and steady myself before every shot I’d go play paintball. I want to jump and flip like a jackass while some poor sap tries to shoot the ball of rubber I’ve become. It’s simple the matrix was cool that’s what I want from a game⊠any game. That said the graphics are ok at best but the gameplay more than makes up for it. The only real problem I have is getting hung up on walls and corners it’s sort of the one button mouse of gaming. A nearly unforgivable sin since it was fixed in most games long ago. All things considered it’s a great little number I’ll be playing for years to come. -SEF
â Real player with 230.6 hrs in game
BORIS RUSSIAN BEAR
It honestly disappointing me how cheap and underrated this game is, because this game is way better than shitty shooter games on steam like COD and Half life. However, if you do buy this game, (Do it), You start out next to a house, playing as a bear with a AK 47, AKA Boris the Russian bear. The objective is to shoot down soldiers why you make your way to drink all the floating vodkas you can. The graphics are some of the best I’ve ever seen, making RDR 2 look like roblox. All the way i recommend this masterpiece, easily the best game I’ve played this year. I’m feeling a strong 10 on this game.
â Real player with 2.1 hrs in game
The controls, were okay i guess at best. standard movement and firing i guess but the other options were okay at best. To turn, unless you do so extremely slowly the environment goes blurry until you stop. there is no first person view available. It is extremely hard to aim in general in the 3rd person view.
The damage output you do to enemies compared to what they do to you. I unloaded entire rounds into them and they walked it off, they hit me 3 times i’m dead. there are groups of enemies compared to one of you, which if you could kill them easier wouldn’t be so bad. From what i’ve seen there was no story at all, basically walk around and kill enemies from what i played.
â Real player with 1.2 hrs in game
Calm Down, Stalin
Lazy Review at the bottom
Gameplay
The goal in this game is to survive until the time limit. Your stress gradually rises, but is furthered by factors like flies, lamp flickers, and phone ringing. As your stress builds, your hands shake worse, thus making you more vulnerable to push the button. This progressively gets harder as the game continues
The button
The goal of the game is to survive, right? You automatically lose the game if you push the big red button on your desk, or let the clock reach 12. The clock quickly ticks towards 12, unless you hold your hand right above the button. This threat of war makes the clock go back to the 1.
â Real player with 207.5 hrs in game
in endless mode you should have it so you pick what things you want at the time and pick how frequent it is. ex:you pick how many times you can use vodka or how often phone rings. but make it that if you want the score on the leaderboard you cant edit anything.i know this is is a very (VERY) new game but please consider this request.And to anyone who thinks they want to buy the game i completely reccomend it, its fun and challenging.One of the best games ive seen this year(srry this is so long)
â Real player with 12.4 hrs in game
Calm Down, Stalin - VR
It is fun and stressful, but feels impossible to complete, i rage quit frequently because difficulty doesn’t build up well, once you learn the basic mechanics you are thrown into multitasking 4 things at once. It’s very fun, but you don’t feel like you will be able to complete it, which leads be to quitting the game a lot.
â Real player with 6.8 hrs in game
ah i love being dictator of soviet Russia and killing spies and threatening country’s for nuclear domination but the most important thing is drinking VODKA
while doing all of the things on here⊅………..THIS IS GREAT VR GAME
â Real player with 5.0 hrs in game
Potato Thriller
Potatominator: The Judgement Day
ENGLISH review and / i POLSKA recenzja
First thing: Do NoT expect too much from this game.
Second one: Do NoT expect SO little as the begining can really giveâŠ
This game is a mix of nonesence, deep characters and real-life couching. The begining is not bad - it is very bad and still I don’t know how I managed to go through first half of the game?!? But then it went more interesting and I slipped like potato on butter (cause I was affraid to be deeply fryed either).
â Real player with 3.6 hrs in game
First of all, when I started playing this game I expected it to be some crappy sh*t about a potato misunderstood for a criminal. Things went from stupid to serious very quickly, I crapped my pants every time that Potato *sshole jumpscared me. Everything begins in a very strange manner: you start in a dark room, you explore a hallway, encounter the Potato Man once, suddenly get jumpscared by him and then you’re thrown in a cutscene about a Bounty Hunter (father of the year) and his Robot Son (???????), and well⊠that still doesn’t explain the beginning of the game until you get jumpscared like 5 more times and complete some minigames.
â Real player with 3.2 hrs in game
Battle Islands
Do not bother with this game. It is a total SCAM run by con-artist. to get players to spend their own money. The only way to advance in this game is to spend lots of your own cash. Not only do you have to spend your own cash but the game itself has an extremely low ceiling, so after a few months, the player has spent their own cash on a dead end game and there is absolutely nothing left to do but wonder where your money went. This game is full of hackers and cheaters and the devs at 505 games do nothing to stop them. Also the game is full of bugs and game crashes once you log into the game. 505 does nothing to help players with these issues but tell them go to facebook. When you do complain you are told they can do nothing and that it is your fault. 505 games give you obsolutely no support here on Steam and they expect all players to go to facebook. 505 should be banned from STEAM and go peddle this fecal matter of a game somewhere else. What’s the point of a Steam account if you have to do everything through facebook! TOTAL GARBAGE
â Real player with 1714.0 hrs in game
I thought a long time whether I suggest the game or not. Now I could make a decision because of DR Studios.
Positive:
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The design of the game elements is good
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Even if this game is a P2W title you can get everything without spending gold, you just need time (but a lot of ;) ). There are a few possibilities to get gold without spending money for it
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I havenât found annoying bugs in the game, more in point negative
Negative:
- You cannot say in this game is tactic. It is the simple concept mass wins, most of the time the time is the thing which saves you from more damage especially on the early levels. Later you can also
â Real player with 294.0 hrs in game
DisneyâąPixar Cars 2: The Video Game
This game looks unfinished, big time! It has so many flaws that I can’t even know where to start. Gameplay is awful. The whole idea of the game is great (and it’s built on an awesome franchise) but it feels⊠slow. Really! It’s a SLOW car game, and not in a good way. I know it’s aimed for kids mostly (I actually play it with mine, the only reason I bought this thing) but yet, I cannot avoid yawning a couple of times once I get into a straight part of the circuit… soo slow.
Immersion is next to not existent. Sounds effect aren’t there (engine’s noise anyone?) Again: yawning. And I don’t want to even begin to talk about the scenarios. The tracks themselves are ok but… yet again, this is NOT FINISHED. One of the tracks has this big stands for spectators… and even though there are a couple of NPCs there it feels so EMPTY. Who would want to go and watch a boring slow race anyways?
â Real player with 126.0 hrs in game
What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhoneâŠ. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day’s banana slices. It’s one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old “I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?” and of course, “You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!” These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That’s when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we’ve even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!
â Real player with 28.4 hrs in game
Hand Simulator
cfygvujhcfgxcrgcts34dcrt6v7by8unxe5crvtbuyhinjse35dcrgvy i got stroke from game. it good
â Real player with 19.3 hrs in game
i now know what it is like to have hands
â Real player with 15.6 hrs in game