Do It With Hay

Do It With Hay

u dont like hay-ur mom gay

Real player with 1.8 hrs in game


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Very cute, but content-lite. Realistically Do It With Hay has at most 15 minutes of content, thickened with the bale stacking and having to do some DIY platforming for one achievement. Nice visuals just don’t make up for the wonky physics though, stacking the bales goes fine right up until you try to jump or bunny hop onto them, then both they and you go flying and you must start over…provided the timer hasn’t run out, again. Pitchforks serve no purpose other than to poke the truck driver when he falls asleep, so trying to reach the stacking objectives while managing your stamina meter becomes ridiculously hectic.

Real player with 1.0 hrs in game

Do It With Hay on Steam

Hand Simulator: Survival

Hand Simulator: Survival

The control scheme changes, once you get used to them, make the game actually playable! I had a blast with three random people as we worked together to survive even a single night. You need 5 sticks to start a fire, no more no less. Place new sticks in your fire to keep it going. break open coconuts to drink, pick mushrooms or fish or hunt for food. And the best part, building. Jam a bamboo reed into the ground to get started, then use more reeds and a rock as a hammer to completely freestyle build a way to stay off the ground and away from angry critters are night! The game is challenging and thus rewarding. It took 5 hours and more than 30 attempts to survive the first night. We even accidentally beat the game by getting rescued before the first night was over. Game just needs QoL improvements such as text chat, chat in lobbies, restart options, respawn options, and pve mode. Absolutely worth the price, completely different game than before.

Real player with 40.0 hrs in game


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The coconut nut is a giant nut

If you eat too much, you’ll get very fat

Now, the coconut nut is a big-big nut

But it’s delicious nut is not a nut

It’s the coco fruit (it’s the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

There are so many uses of the coconut tree

You can build a bigger house for the family

All you need is to find a coconut man

If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit free

It’s the coco fruit (it’s the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

Real player with 12.9 hrs in game

Hand Simulator: Survival on Steam

60 Seconds!

60 Seconds!

“60 Seconds!” is one of many survival-types games, that are currently available on Steam. The biggest problem of this genre is the fact, that these days, each survival game seems like a copy of a previous one. “60 Seconds!” does not have this problem - although not without issues, it manages to stay unique, engaging and addicting.

Gameplay is split into two parts. First one is time limited (60 seconds) and is based on finding the right items, that will help you to survive next few months that your four (or less, depending on your choices) characters will spend in the bunker. Second part is basically text-based, you’ll make decisions regarding your items and situations, you will also manage your food and water. It’s not only about keeping track of your supplies, so your family has something to eat (that itself isn’t easy, but it’s definitely doable). Even if they are well fed, they still may fall sick, run away, not come back from expedition or loose their minds.

Real player with 12.5 hrs in game


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You are Ted: loving husband, father of two. You lead a lovely, peaceful life with your family until the nuclear apocalypse strikes. Now, you have 60 Seconds to decide what’s important enough to bring into the shelter with you… and survive as long as possible.

60 Seconds is not quite what I expected it to be, though in all honesty I’m not sure entirely what I was expecting of the game, but it has its charm still.

It is, in its core, a survival text adventure with some mild dark comedy thrown in. Yes, there’s a part that’s kind of action-y (the initial 60 seconds of it), but it’s played for such small amount of time it’s hardly noticeable, even if the contents are quite relevant to the development of the story.

Real player with 5.1 hrs in game

60 Seconds! on Steam

Bum Simulator

Bum Simulator

This game gave me many hours of screaming laughter. I can now be one with the pigeons, When I play Bum simulator I really am just practising for my future. If being a Bum is this easy I might give it a try and with the acute lack of employment opportunities these days it might just be worth doing. The pigeon lady is me in 10 years.

I love being able to shove pigeons in everyone’s faces and piss everywhere at will on an indifferent world, cause twister-fulls of pigeons wrecking everyone’s day, causing car crashes everywhere, running from the police, pissing on them and launching fat dirty pigeons at them from great heights. writing obscenities on signs and getting money for them. It is pure joy.

Real player with 22.5 hrs in game

From Completing the game on Normal and progressing on Hard difficulty, I believe I can leave a review on the game.

From all of the other survival/simulation games.

I really enjoy the concept of this game of where it’s going.

The building can be a bit funny at times. But as to expect as a early access, but don’t get me wrong. Everything else is dam brilliant,

The graphics of the city is absolutely great, Decent size starting map. (I still get lost half the time which is good for as i have to figure out how to get back to my base).

Real player with 21.6 hrs in game

Bum Simulator on Steam

Crisp Cube

Crisp Cube

Crisp Cube does an amazing job at taking the gameplay elements of its inspiration (Intelligent Qube for PS1) and building on them in a way that truly makes it their own and worthy of being called a spiritual successor to Intelligent Qube in as early as the second world.

The game is easy to learn, but difficult to master; and by “difficult to master”, I mean that some of the late game levels, such as 3-6 and onward, can be downright frustrating to earn a Crisp Completion on as I’ve spent over 20 hours Crisp Completing the entire game during my first playthrough.

! However, there’s no point in driving yourself insane over it unless you care about Achievements, since there’s nothing more to unlock after World 4. Crisp Completing all 35 levels earns you absolutely nothing more than bragging rights. Despite my frustrations with attempting to Crisp Complete the later levels, it was the satisfaction of overcoming these difficult levels that ultimately kept me coming back for more until I Crisp Completed the entire game. On the other side of the same coin, a casual playthrough that decides that earning a Crisp Completion isn’t worth the effort it entails and simply attempts to beat the levels and nothing more will only take about 3 hours, give or take an hour; which may be a little too light on content to justify the full price point for casual players.

Real player with 47.2 hrs in game

Crisp Cube on Steam

Guillotine

Guillotine

You’re in a tavern in the woods, but someone is a necromorph hungry for human meat. Guillotine the necromorph, or get eaten alive.

Guillotine is a multiplayer game of lying and deceit, with a pinch of survival.

It can be played with 4-18 players.

VOICE CHAT:

Proximity based voice chat. Sing at the piano, or scream for help when the necromorph is hunting you.

ROUNDS:

The game round has 3 phases:

Gather - Run around the forest, grabbing food and resources.

Discuss - The fog of death starts to rise up. Time to come back to the tavern, craft equipment and discuss.

Vote - Vote a player to get guillotined.

HUNGER:

Necromorphs have to kill people to satisfy their hunger.

Humans have to find food in the forest. Food growing plants are scattered in the forest, but most of them are located around the giant vines.

MATERIALS:

Materials can be collected around the map. They are used to craft items and upgrade equipment.

ZEPPELIN:

Humans can call a zeppelin by depositing the materials on its call table. Once all the required materials are there, the zeppelin will fly into the tavern’s tower and rescue whoever gets in it. If any player manages to escape alive, it is a human victory.

Guillotine on Steam

Witch It

Witch It

haha plop plop noises intensifies

Real player with 340.2 hrs in game

No one gonna doubts a flying table :)

Real player with 78.5 hrs in game

Witch It on Steam

Alien Extraction

Alien Extraction

There’s a big alien mess and somebody’s gotta clean it up…

Control the alien infested space station from the safety of your security desk in this funny, brain bending strategy game. Guide the station janitor, Lenny, through dangerous winding levels and solve the station’s mysteries along the way.

Use every tool at your disposal

  • Control doors, weapons systems and airlocks from the comfort of your security desk

  • Scour the video feeds for alien movement or for lost clues

  • Pilot drones to explore the station, distract aliens and lead Lenny to safety

  • Traverse the facility minimap; just don’t always trust it to always be accurate

  • Attempt to mute the station AI when it starts insulting you…

Outsmart the aliens…

…or just burn them to a crisp! Aliens can hear, see and smell Lenny; it’s your job to make sure these wily beasts don’t get too close. Outsmart them with trickery and distraction, outrun them with quick reactions and tactics or out…burn them with flamethrowers; it’s really up to you.

Defeat the baddie

Some smart guy thought it would be a good idea to upload Terminator 2 to the station’s media database. Unfortunately, the facility AI enjoyed the movie a bit too much and went rogue, releasing all of the alien specimens and generally causing a big mess. Luckily for you, Lenny the janitor is here and big messes are his speciality. Alien Extraction contains a fully voice acted, lighthearted narrative to take back the station and reboot the evil AI.

Alien Extraction on Steam

DICHOTOMY

DICHOTOMY

Play with 4-10 players online to neutralize one or more traitors among the crew members. Exposing the traitors is vital, otherwise the crew will die!

Objective: Complete all tasks or Discover the Traitor!

  • The task of the team is to complete all the tasks or find all the traitors.

  • We must act quickly, otherwise the enemy will arrange a diversion.

  • Track and observe other team members to identify the traitor.

  • Instantly collect a vote after the discovery of a body.

  • When voting, you must cast your vote to expel the suspect.

Objective: Kill of the crew or Destroy Equipment!

  • The task of the traitor, prevent the team from completing tasks or kill all team members.

  • Merge with the team, so you won’t be discovered.

  • Use the robot assistant to sabotage.

  • Break the security system and the room will become a trap.

  • Shut down the crew’s vital equipment.

  • Use shelters to stay unnoticed.

Features

  • Quickly find a game online from the host list.

  • In-game text chat.

  • Quickly single game with bots.

DICHOTOMY on Steam

First Class Trouble

First Class Trouble

This game’s community became trash the moment they made it cross platform. It was a great community of like minded players 9/10 sessions were very fun, social and generally pleasant but ever since they opened it up to the xbox community it’s just full of toxic players, people teaming and each lobby is nothing but homophobic and racist slurs. I have 135 hours on record but now it’s time to uninstall. What a shame.

Real player with 135.2 hrs in game

This game is great at its core. It was unfortunately recently ruined by cross-play.

As others have stated, you’ll likely get matched with people with no mic or people who are in a Playstation party together, so you’ll rarely hear people speak. Since it is such a language driven game, you cannot play a proper match without communication.

It’s still fun if you can get a group of 6 together, but the solo or duo queue is incredibly difficult to deal with. If you turn cross-play off, you’ll wait for 20 minutes for a full lobby, whereas before you were in a full lobby within seconds.

Real player with 83.3 hrs in game

First Class Trouble on Steam