Renditions of the Awakening
In active development since 2016, this is a first-person strategy game about summoning demons and toppling a civilization one castle at a time in order to re-live the story of the man who already did that. Gain the trust of that man - your jailor - by embellishing the details if you wish but the one thing you must do is become the new king while taking no lives with your own hands.
Some demons are stealthy; others not so much. Summon an army, manage them well and control the flow of information across the battlefield to catch Keeps and Castles unawares or poorly defended. But beware, the summoning process compels them to follow you around but that’s all - they still retain their own fickle personalities and will quit your service in the worst way possible if ever they stop having enough fun.
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Half Blood RPG
I need to know something about this game… when you enter the Desert Temple and go through the spike traps and make it into the next area with the moving boulders. I got reset to the beginning of the dungeon with no ways to reactivate the boulders to move i cant get passed one of the boulders to go where i left off. I’m concerned there is a bug im dealing with or is there something I’m missing?
– Real player with 27.4 hrs in game
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loathe the game
The Devil has a new minion! (hint: its you.)
Condem sinners to hell in loathe the game, all with the flick of the spacebar.
Collect souls to power your soul meter and unlock evil upgrades to spawn more minions along the way.
Each goal is something special to make the autoclicking expierience worthwhile and satisfying.
Feel your robo-bones waste away as you do do the beasts dirty work, all in a slight chance that you may finally obtain a real heart.
This is one game that you surely want to miss. Run whilst you still can… or… wheel in that case.
(Part of the “love the game” series)
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Western Sigil
Western Sigil is a tower defense game in which you take on the role of the sheriff’s son, tasked with maintaining peace in the town of Wadeville. Idyll will not last too long since a dangerous plague has broken into the city walls and your mission is to find its source and stop the rot from spreading.
NOTHING UNITES HUMANS LIKE A COMMON ENEMY
Recruit cowboys, Indians, National Guard soldiers, Mexicans or even bandits - everyone, regardless of their political views, wants the end of the ugly plague.
Or Do they?
BE SMART
Strategically deploy your forces on the map and set up turrets. Hire new members and gain experience to develop your units. Throw away their rusty guns and gear them up with new weapons to make your team even more powerful. Set ambushes to weaken your foes and find out who’s the cause of the overwhelming havoc.
APPROACH BEASTS OF ALL POSSIBLE LEGENDS AND TALES
Fight orcs, demons, skeletons, goblins, trolls, forest creatures and even animals like wolves or bears. The variety of monsters you will encounter in-game is a good material for a separate bestiary book, a weird one, that is.
FEELS LIKE A MAGIC
The task is made difficult by the fact that there was some kind of strange magic involved in all this. To remove the unfortunate spell, you must find all the mysterious sigils and close the portal leading to another dimension, the very home of awful creatures disrupting the peace in Wadeville.
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Protect your lands in this unique tower defense & resource management game sprinkled with a spicy pinch of strategy.
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Get in the ranks with cowboys, Indians, soldiers, local Mexicans or bandits.
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Distribute the units on the map properly - their location determines their strength.
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Hire new members to boost your performance on the battlefield.
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Gain experience and develop your units by equipping them with new, shiny weapons.
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Set ambushes and place standard and premium turrets to protect every single acre of Wadeville.
Demon Turf
Great 3D platformer, and like any great 3D platformer, it has great controls, this game has the most precision in jumping I’ve seen in a 3D platformer in a while, though most platforming “questions” can be simply answered with a jump, spin, and long jump. Though there are some spotty jumps, most of the levels are designed in a way that lets me get to a sort of platforming zen where everything flows smoothly and I can land every jump. Definitely one of the most forgiving jump mechanics due to the addition of the drift spin and the long jump I feel. I played it with a keyboard and mouse.
– Real player with 30.7 hrs in game
To put it short, Demon Turf is a difficult, yet fun 3D platformer. This game by no means is a walk in the park and will require you to master the movement and physics to overcome many of its challenges, and that’s not a bad thing. The movement in this game is extremely fun and fluid when you learn how to properly use your skill set in conjunction with one another, however it will probably take some time and frustration to make it that far, especially to those unfamiliar with technical platformers. The visual style for most of the game is great as well, which is what really pulled me in from the beginning, and the music is an absolute treat as well going from chill beats you can zen out with to the punk tracks that accompany Beebz’s mission. Overall a worthwhile experience if you’re willing to take the time required to learn.
– Real player with 21.8 hrs in game
Goosen’t: Run or Die!
Goosen’t: Run or Die is a hard but fair 2D platformer where you control Duk, a goose wizard. Having lost a bet with Astaroth, one of the lords of hell, Duk has found himself cursed to run endlessly, or else perish. Help the wizard in his journey to gather the magical crystals needed to reach the deep pits of hell and challenge Astaroth for one last fight to break the curse once and for all. And, please, don’t let him bet anything this time.
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Let nothing stop you: leap, dash and run across 50 hand-crafted levels while you flee from the bomb demons of Pointy Mountains, dodge the enemies hidden in the shadows of the Ancient Spruce Forest, and avoid sinking in the burning lava of Hell.
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Exorcise the demons: slay the minions of hell Astaroth sent to stop you and defeat his guardians in boss fights with unique mechanics.
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Physics based objects: use real-time physics to solve puzzles, overcome obstacles and smash the bizarre creatures of the underworld.
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Unleash the wizard: unlock skills to break through walls and blast foes with mini supernovas.
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Customize your goose: find collectibles to unlock new wigs, hats, shoes and more!
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Be quick or be dead: earn rewards by completing levels as quickly as you can
BDSM: Big Drunk Satanic Massacre
This is an enjoyable shooter chock full of rudeness, lewdness and dudeness. Definitely not for all audiences.
We play as Lou, the son of Satan and join him on his quest to reclaim Hell from the hordes of humans who have come for all the debauched pleasures on offer. Mostly these pleasures are fast food and sex. In order to save Hell from the invaders, Lou takes an arsenal of weaponry and blasts everything that moves into little tiny human or demon chunks.
The most obvious talking point of the game is it’s 18 rated content. There is a bevy of booze, drugs, rock n' roll and sexual references that definitely aren’t for all ages. A downloadable content patch removes censorship, but if you are easily offended, the game is not designed for you anyway and really having censorship is a moot point. Playing as the son of Satan, we shouldn’t be expecting a saintly protagonist. You will be shooting loads, in more ways than one.
– Real player with 13.1 hrs in game
For many players, the genre “twin-stick shooter” is a synonym for difficult games that mix fast-paced, long-range attacks, close-range mobs, and giant bosses with tons of health. BDSM is definitely a twin-stick shooter, but I wouldn’t say that this game is difficult. That’s because there are plenty of ways to abuse the combat system, in addition to a special ability called rage; (filled by defeating foes), that gives invulnerability and a lethal laser that overkills ANY enemy! It fits the game’s lore, but it’s unfair to the mechanics of the genre. You’ll never need to worry about ammunition, either: Almost everything in the environment is destructible. And since there’s a default weapon with infinite ammo, you’re covered even if you run out.
– Real player with 10.3 hrs in game
Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
I am a big fan of the Saints Row franchise and have been a fan since Saints Row: The Third. Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV. The two aforementioned games had great humor and lots of action. Gat Out of Hell is an expansion of the franchise that is much shorter in content, but has some entertainment value.
Those who played Saints Row IV should feel quite familiar with Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell. The open world design and gameplay mechanics are very similar in Saints Row IV and Gat Out of Hell. All the super jumps and gliding in Saints Row IV turns into flying with wings. You can buy wing flaps as a way of upgrading your flying abilities. Given enough practice, you can gain exciting speeds and it feels quite different than gliding in Saints Row IV. Flying also makes collecting soul clusters exhilarating. The soul clusters are similar to those clusters in Saints Row IV and are necessary for upgrading your arcane powers which are similar to Saints Row IV’s super powers.
– Real player with 53.2 hrs in game
Disclaimer: I worked at Volition for 4 years, however that was about 8 years ago. I worked on Saints Row 2 and it was my first job in the games industry. However I paid for this game (And in fact paid for it twice), have not had a connection to the series since Saints Row 2, and while I know some of the people still at the company, I do not believe that reflects on this review. I am only including this in the interest of disclosure.
Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell is the fifth Saints Row game, and the first to not be fully developed by Volition. It’s also the first one not numbered, and also the first one that doesn’t have a strong narrative throughout missions.
– Real player with 41.0 hrs in game
Talk to Yuno
Like Talk to Aya, this is a really cute little game. I’m happy you added a quiz!
– Real player with 7.7 hrs in game
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– Real player with 4.8 hrs in game
Hotel Tutwin
This game is truly one of the highest caliber visual-novels that I have read. It has a way of drawing you in with its attractive character designs and dragging you deeper into it’s intense character depth and lore. This game can only be compared to a game that I consider to be one of the greatest of all time, Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 3. The deep gameplay and visual elements created an experience that was truly one of a kind. The subtle hints of romance between the character was not only seductive and alluring, but made me extremely horny. My journey through this masterpiece reminded me of why I started playing video games, to get lost in a world full of mystery of wonder, to have my boring life enriched by sexy anime vampire boys wanting to fuck me in my sleep, to have my titties titillated by the pure erotic fantasies that this game teases.
– Real player with 24.3 hrs in game
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– Real player with 15.4 hrs in game