My Name is Mayo 2
best thing since “my name is mayo”, the first installment. i laughed, i cried, i got aroused. the layout for the story is a lot easier to follow. it was a bit of an emotional roller coaster. hours of entertainment while still remaining relaxing. and that finally was awe inspiring. for those that didn’t like it is either broken or was playing the wrong game. would absolutely recommend to anyone that enjoys clicking mayo and mayo similar items. all thats missing is the multiplayer.
– Real player with 12.8 hrs in game
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I highly recommend My Name is Mayo 2. It’s a griping story of love self discovery facts that will blow your mind. Best of all the return of Mayo. If you love Mayo and just can’t get enough of it. You need to buy this now. Don’t have money beg someone anyone so you can get your Mayo fix!!! Everything is going to hell anyway . Get mayo to save your day !!! Oh mayo why did it take you so long to return?? I can die in peace now that mayo has come back!!!!
– Real player with 1.8 hrs in game
loathe the game
The Devil has a new minion! (hint: its you.)
Condem sinners to hell in loathe the game, all with the flick of the spacebar.
Collect souls to power your soul meter and unlock evil upgrades to spawn more minions along the way.
Each goal is something special to make the autoclicking expierience worthwhile and satisfying.
Feel your robo-bones waste away as you do do the beasts dirty work, all in a slight chance that you may finally obtain a real heart.
This is one game that you surely want to miss. Run whilst you still can… or… wheel in that case.
(Part of the “love the game” series)
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Chicken Assassin: Reloaded
Chicken Assassin – Master of Humiliation is a clicker game with RPG elements. Firstly, I’d like to mention this game really surprised me, I wasn’t expecting such a good game but it really is an awesome and addicting game. The first time I started I kept on playing for 32 character levels and I only quit because I had to leave. I am a sucker for clicker games and this is right up my alley.
Graphics:
The game features nice looking almost borderlands-ish looking art-style and very gorgeous looking color scheme. The game has a “Noir” theme going on. Though it’s 2d but it’s one of the best looking unity game yet for me at least. It’s nice and dark yet colorful and pleasing to the eyes. The game is locked at 60 FPS and there are no graphics options at all in-game. The options outside the game when you launch are there which is your usual Unity launcher menu with resolution and quality of graphics settings. There were no graphics glitches or errors for me the whole time I played.
– Real player with 28.5 hrs in game
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“Chicken Assassin: Reloaded” is a clicker game. It’s got a really nice, unique art style. And, that’s all the good I can say about it.
This game is just annoying in so many different ways.
It’s presented as a combat game, but features some of the worst hit boxes I’ve ever seen in any game. Additionally, the game’s art style makes everything on screen overly cluttered. It is usually surprisingly difficult to pick out the mobs from the constantly moving background animations. On top of this, all mobs have entrance animations, during which they are invulnerable. This would be fine except for the fact it is almost impossible to see when these enemies stop moving and start becoming vulnerable targets. A marker of any sort would easily fix this problem, but no. Those gradually fade into view only after the mob has already begun to attack you. Big help.
– Real player with 14.3 hrs in game
Loot Box Quest
–-{Graphics}—
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
—{Gameplay}—
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
—{Audio}—
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
—{Audience}—
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards
—{PC Requirements}—
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
—{Difficulity}—
– Real player with 17.9 hrs in game
Do you like clicker/idler games? Do you like satire concerning the current state of the gaming industry? If so, this is the game for you.
Pros:
-Cheap
-Easy to understand interface
-Lots of moving numbers to distract young children
-Amusing status updates and upgrades that are a vicious and easily understood satire of many modern game publishers and the terrible nature of the gaming market today
-Easy to acquire all achievements
Cons:
-If you play it without automating certain things, like with clicker macros (Automation is great!) you may have a sore finger and cause extra wear to your mouse buttons
– Real player with 12.5 hrs in game
My Name is Mayo
It is now 2018, and this game has not failed to continue to amaze me, i’m blow away on how this Complex game sucked me back into it’s loving grasp again and again, THIS GAME Is already game of the year and it only being one bloody day as i said before this game has a strong story, strong character’s a unexpected plot twist, it’s a real tear jerker, everything about this is truely amazing and i will alway’s come back to this one godly game. This should be everywhere on the radio, new’s, paper’s EVERYWHERE. You cannot look me right in the cock eyed and tell me this game is truely not amazing in everyway shape and god damn form, if so you have no idea what gaming is and you don’t even have a braincell in your body. it make’s me sad that people can see this wonderful game and enjoy everything for what it is, this is a instant classic and no one can say otherwise no other game that will come out this year will ever beat this master work, If you have not bought this game You need to right now.
– Real player with 51.0 hrs in game
My Name is Mayo
Score: 7.5 / 10
Instructions:
1. Pick a story Arc
2. Stick your finger on the Mayonnaise Jar
3. Auto click until the Achievement appears
4. If Total Achievements = 50 then End
5. Otherwise goto 1.
This was fun for just 1 hour and 10 000 ‘clicks’. Upbeat music in that 1950s cartoon orchestral style accompanies a Jar of Mayonnaise in 4 coming of age stories.
The novelty factor has worn off and I am not certain that I would buy another ‘clicker’ game. Did someone say this should have been free?
– Real player with 4.4 hrs in game
Cactus Simulator - Bofete Stories
How is the game?
How much times in your life you wanted to touch or aggressively squeeze a cactus? If you wanted to squeeze it you probably wished pain, go search for a specialist, plz…
Anyway…this game gives you the opportunity to click in a cactus. No pain, no worries, just non stopping clicks and gives you uncommon stories as reward
Cactus?
Yes. Cactus.
Where?
The Bofetes Island is a new world Pangea. Delivered by animals of various species over the centuries, all the island suffered great structural thumps after the animal great war, in which the monkeys was extincted, the moles suffered gentrification and the fishes declared cold war. Despite that, at momento Bofetes is a pacific Island, although with tension and an indescritible vibe although I am trying to describe. The Island is composed by various cities with Bofete names: Great Bofete, Little Bofete, West Bofete, Bofete way, Deep Bofete (You understood)… and also has Biru-Biru and Rachlov that are emancipated. This incredible local is the house of our cactuses, the main botanic cultivation in this world and the houses of our simples partners.
Alone?
This act follow Sandra, the party llama; Carlos, the wandering mole beggar and Joaquim, a Racoon that is curiously playing a game very similar to this in his Vatari. We achieved to documentate a bit of their lives after the last CENSUS, realized in the Bofetes Island.
Why?
Because you probably has free time to spend and want to do something that don’t request much mental effort. Your fingers will feel some pain but that’s all.
Features
- Discover the stories of the Bofetes Island
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3 cute cactus species with peculiar owners.
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Achievments for you to unlock clicking or using an auto-clicker (we know).
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Click all you want without hurting your fingers, your assistant will wear gloves and no animal was was injured to make this game.
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Learn ( if we can call this a learning process) about cactus and their life.
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Steam cloud save
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Crusaders of the Lost Idols
Crusaders of the Lost Idols is my favorite idle/incremental game. It has such a depth of concept and ever growing content. It just not get boring. I probably played it everyday since I discovered it on Steam.
– Real player with 4613.8 hrs in game
Crusaders of the Lost Idols is a clever game that is far too hard core and far too grindy to really be enjoyable.
The premise is simple, use a group of characters, in a certain ‘formation’ to complete a goal, say level 350. Each ‘crusader’ has slot with equipment as well as powers. By placing certain ones next to other ones you might gain more damage or more gold. Each level has a goal, when it’s met you move on to the next one. Then you ‘reset’ the game which gives you idols. The idols in turn, permanently give you more dps and gold.
– Real player with 2508.8 hrs in game
Idle Master Hunter Steam Edition
If the continuous usage of the word “alot” wasn’t enough of a red flag for you…
This is a mobile port of a clicker game. Yes, this is absolutely not a game focused on idling.
You start the game clicking on pictures of monsters, earning coins and upgrading your damage. Just to give you a hint as to how “idle” the game is: you can upgrade your sword to 7-8 damage (it’ll take about 100 clicks just in the upgrade menu) and then manually kill a monster with 30 HP (4-5 clicks) for 12 copper coins. To unlock your first idle companion you’ll need 5000(!) copper coins and this companion will give you 20 coins per minute(!). 80 coins per minute if upgraded (by losing all your sword upgrades).
– Real player with 0.7 hrs in game
I really like Idle games, im pretty addicted. I think this game has a lot of potential but just isn’t fully developed. Not sure if it ever will be. It is like they started to develop the game and then forgot to add all the basic things a player should be able to do with them. All the ‘heavy’ lifting programming wise seemed done, just provide a lot more things to do!
– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
Jungle Town: Birthday quest
Got this game with my just turned 6 year old daughter and she loved it! Played it through to the end, then half of it again. Clean art with interesting characters, neat animation, and fun music. Puzzles that are good for kids, also really showed her allot about using a mouse (probably would be great on a touch screen). There was one little bug where a piece that was required wasn’t selecting (Raccoon level with wood piece), but on reloading it worked fine. The clothing design selection and cutting was a particularly fun one for her. We saw the to be continued at the end, and would gladly get the sequel (it ifs in the works), great work to the devs on this, good to see some kid content on steam.
– Real player with 16.8 hrs in game
NeoBalls2
Still haven’t encountered Neo from the Matrix nor did I have to do anything with balls. Just got achievements for being myself and not doing drugs.
– Real player with 10.2 hrs in game
You get what you paid for, 2K achievements at minimum price. If you’re an achievement hunter looking to increase the number of achievements on your profile showcase, then I highly recommend buying this. Else don’t waste your money. This is not a game, it’s just a way of distributing achievements.
– Real player with 6.6 hrs in game