家有大貓 Nekojishi
When I first got the game, I was expecting some awkward gay furry dating sim I could laugh at, given the sexual content/nudity tags. In a severe turn of events, however, this turned out to be one of the best stories I’ve ever had the pleasure of playing through. I’ve laughed as much as I have teared up playing this game, and connected with the characters more then I ever thought I could. Nekojishi is a tragic story as much as it is a fun one.This was supposed to be a joke game for me, but ended up being a game I’ll recommend with full serious intent. If you’re not going to read the rest of this review, let me say: Don’t let the whole “gay furry” thing drive you away, this game much more then that.
– Real player with 536.9 hrs in game
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First Impressions, You MUST try this game. I IMPLORE you, download this game, and play at least the first scene, if it’s off putting then you can choose to not play the game. BUT AT LEAST try.
Alright, on to the review.
So I review with 5 subjects, Gameplay, Story, Art (Music and Graphics), Enjoyment and Innovation/Bonus. Let’s start with game play.
Gameplay
This game… lacks in player control. I sometimes feel I go for long times without making a decision for the story and it gets boring. I can’t take too much off in this category because the story is amazing, and that is the real draw to a dating sim, I go deeper into that later. So really the gameplay can’t be given much merit because I also find that replaying many times (I go deeper into replaying in enjoyment) can get challenging when skipping through the text and suddenly the game stops so it can give me a full monologue where the words are slightly different then my other play through. Also, as I go into in enjoyment, a ton of the achievements are convoluted and hard to get because the game doesn’t even tell you what they are. To get all the achievements, I had to resort to a guide, not something I’m proud of but I had to do it. I give the gameplay a solid 0.9/2.0. Even with it’s flaws it still provides a game I feel I interact just enough in to consider it a game and not just a novel.
– Real player with 114.4 hrs in game
Crush Crush
Even though I mostly leave this on while I leave my computer running, I still have an unhealthy amount of genuine hours on this game.
I would say when the game was first introduced it was a passable idle clicker with a cute cast, but Sad Panda has really stepped up their game. With voice acting, phone flings and lines of dialogue and what passes for kind of a strung together narrative, it’s worth coming back to if you need a new time sink.
I will say, I have beaten the game like two years ago, so I mostly play for new content and things I haven’t unlocked yet, but I think as time goes by the quality of life improvements have been fantastic. It can be SUPER grindy, though. Especially if you don’t have Catar or an autoclicker. Once you get past the first few girls (especially when working on Karma and Sutra) the game is a super grindy bog.
– Real player with 31623.7 hrs in game
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This game has consumed my entire being. My computer now serves no greater purpose than to keep this game running at all times. My soul is bound to this feeling, weighed down by the gravity of Elle’s E-cups.
Every time I close my eyes, I see Pamu snarking at me. Around every corner, Ayano is waiting, watching. Every time I start up any other game, I can feel Fumi’s disapproving glare behind my back. Every song I listen to, I hear Alpha singing in the background.
Please, help me. I wake up in the morning and see Quill dashing off, just out of reach. I go to bed at night and try in vain to fall asleep, only for Luna’s dazzling lightshow to keep me awake. Friends and family are fading away in my vision, to be replaced only with marshmallows.
– Real player with 7496.1 hrs in game
Blush Blush
I am not gay or a furry but Volks do be having nice hair doe, but not in a gay way, because I’m straight and not a furry. I feel like some of you think that I am gay/furry, so I just would like to make it clear that I am not gay/furry. The nude DLC is fairly priced, if you are into that sort of thing, which I am not because I am a straight non furry person. I purchased said DLC to support a small indie company and not for sexual pleasure of any kind. One last time just in case you think that I was joking, I am not a gay furry, I am straight and have seen the shit out of Criminal Minds.
– Real player with 1276.5 hrs in game
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I hate myself for playing this.
It’s an idle game so I just leave it running all night so I can get money and raise my skills. Just so everyone knows why I’ve amassed so many hours in this game.
The art is quite nice. I like otome games that are cute and sweet and innocent, and sometimes this game gets more risque than what I want, but overall, the characters are cute and it’s fun to read their dialogue. (As you can imagine, I am NOT interested in the 18+ content, so I’m glad that’s a separate DLC. I wouldn’t have downloaded the game if the 18+ content wasn’t optional.) It’s a really silly, light-hearted game with lots of jokes. So far, there’s nothing deep about the plot or anything, but the characters are a lot of fun. I originally wasn’t very happy about the reset feature and was going to try playing the game without resetting, but you’ll definitely need to use it. It speeds up your job and hobby progress, and you have to have a certain reset boost to make progress with Dmitri.
– Real player with 321.7 hrs in game
Action Taimanin
After having played this for a while, I can now write an extensive review for it. I rate a gacha game based on numerous core aspects. To start off with, here is where Action Taimanin ranks in the Gacha element games that I play daily (I’ve played just about all gacha games, the ones not on the list were deemed unworthy down the line):
1. Destiny Child
2. Girls Book Maker (DMM)
3. Deep One (DMM)
4. Kamihime Project
5. Azur Lane
6. Project QT
–— 7. Action Taimanin —–
8. DOA VV
9. Flower Knight Girl
– Real player with 1999.8 hrs in game
I love the Taimanin series, and was very excited when I heard this game was coming out. I’ve been playing since day 1 of global launch, and I have to say, I’m honestly beyond disappointed with it. The only good thing to come out of this game is seeing hawt Taimanin girls in a 3D environment. One can only hope that the dumpster fire that is this game doesn’t ruin the Tamanin franchise for any people who first get introduced to it through this game. Now, on to why I hate it, even though I keep playing it lol.
– Real player with 1372.8 hrs in game
Her Lie I Tried To Believe
I don’t usually take my time to review games, but when I do, is because it left an impact on my. “Her Lie I Tried To Believe” is no exception, although sadly, this game left a bad taste in my mouth. I can’t reccomend this game to anyone who hasn’t played a Visual Novel (VN from now on) in his life, because I feel that this might make them a certain bias towards the entire genre.
Summary:
On my thoughts towards this VN. For starters, it’s free, so you would assume that it’s worth it to try, since it’s practically a “risk free” inversion. This may lead to most reviews to be far more “relaxed” and apologetic on their reccomendations, but not this critic. This seems like a very rushed experience, not very visually apealing game, with lack of control over the story in any way, and sadly, it’s more frustrating because this novel HAD the potential of becoming a great premise, however, all of their chances are wasted.
– Real player with 4.0 hrs in game
👦 Age Group 👦
☐ Small children (approx. 6-8 years)
☐ Children (approx. 9-13 years)
☑ Teenagers (approx. 14-17 years)
☑ Adults (18+ years)
☼ Graphic ☼
☐ Eye Cancer
☐ “goes”
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Breathtaking
♬ Music / Sounds ♬
☐ Ear Cancer
☐ goes"
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Breathtaking
😓 Difficulty 😓
☑ Easy
☐ Medium
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
§ bugs §
☐ Bugs destroy the entire game
☐ Lots of bugs
☐ A few bugs
☐ You can use it for a speed run
☑ None available (or they don’t bother)(Or I don’t know about)
– Real player with 3.6 hrs in game
Mojo 2: Mia
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– Real player with 12.4 hrs in game
one of the most anticipated, hyped and loved franchises comes back with their second instalment of mojo the hip Poppin Ip by L.Stotch people will try to put this modern day masterpiece down because of jealousy but it stands alone at the pinnacle of mankind’s research as the greatest creation ever made by an gay.The updated graphics really immerse you in the world and make you truly feel like you aren’t a sad sack of shit living in your successful sisters apartments attic jacking off to 2D girls. Overall 9/10- let me explain the beauty of this game is let down by its lack of beat bars and so called cock hero game twists and story line still a great game but it will likely not pass the test of time with its story rich content not being backed up by the now booming beat bar economy£
– Real player with 2.8 hrs in game
封灵档案
As much as I enjoy this game and will continue to play it I can not recommend it mostly due to the lag and the hidden mechanics that are not explained or might be bugs. These are the only 2 issues i have with the game everything else characters, maps, items, cosmetics, the mechanics that are explained etc. are pretty good and outweigh the negatives.
The negatives being the devs not communicating outside of their respective apps. Every update fixing some bugs but also introducing more bugs then what they fixed. The balancing between Agents and Fiends. Spawns for Agents/Fiends always being in the same location that goes for ward placement as well and the 2 issues I mentioned in the first paragraph.
– Real player with 449.8 hrs in game
This game should surpass dead by daylight Not because of content/boob physics/How polished it is or will be but it should because the expansion of gameplay dead by daylight currently or inevitably will have… Here the expansion of the game play isn’t just small minimum changes or things that should be there by default
– Real player with 136.3 hrs in game
EILF
For those who are confused, this game is essentially a cookie clicker. It’s unusual in that it involves complex, undocumented rules, including walls, bombs, stamina and quests, that you have to figure out before you can acquire a decent amount of cookies. It looks kind of like a puzzle, but the only puzzle part is figuring out these rules–you don’t have to solve or find anything and there is no way to lose.
– Real player with 27.2 hrs in game
–-{Graphics}—
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
—{Gameplay}—
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
—{Audio}—
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
—{Audience}—
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Humans
—{PC Requirements}—
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
—{Difficulty}—
– Real player with 9.1 hrs in game
MonsterxMan: Inheritence To Lust
What do I think about this game, well it’s bad, you can’t deny that there’s allot of problem with it
now I understand this game was free so you can’t really put budget on things but there
are stuff you can still do better without needing any budget.
And again I understand this a free game about freaking monsters girls but these guys really
wanted to make a game, not just for the “Lolz” is how they say and after this they’re making
a bigger game which could be too big if they failed to handle this one, but anyways here’s some example
– Real player with 52.1 hrs in game
This game is marketed as a dirty monster girl simulator but thanks to being made in RPG maker, AKA the thing that makes literal garbage into art. It’s actually really fun when arguably it should have been completely awful. Combat is pretty functional and engaging, figuring out everything steadily along in the story, learning about your party members through dates and stuff. It’s a wild ride that had no right to be as fun as it was. I expected a complete joke and came out pretty satisfied with this free experience. Overall 6/10. Pretty fun for what is essentially a monster waifu sim.
– Real player with 41.3 hrs in game
Phucker in the Rome
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– Real player with 8.1 hrs in game
I have never written a review on the many games Ive played, but god these games are so phucking good. I played all of them. The stories are completely stupid and makes no sense and the visuals make no sense but damn are these entertaining. I think i like them, because when I really think about it there aren’t a whole lot of games that try to make their games funny as a priority and this game strives to do that. I mean most of the jokes are dated and awful, but that’s why its so damn good. You know I honestly believe that the protagonists of these game Ryukaze Terra is more compelling that 90 percent of the shitty unmemorable protagonists that you find in tripple A live service model games that companies pump out. Ryukaze has actual character development throughout the games and it’s amazing. I mean hes more of a moron than anyone in real life, but he so damn lovable in his own stupid way. All the characters have this appeal. These games know exactly what they are and all they want to do is try to get a little giggle out of you without asking for anything in return. Honestly thank you so much for making these games. People who read this will probably think i’m a loon, but these are phucking gold. PLAY THESE GAMES YOU WON’T BE SORRY! DEVELOPERS I LOVE YOU PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE THANK YOU! 3
– Real player with 3.0 hrs in game