Drunken Wrestlers
–-{ Graphics }—
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
—{ Gameplay }—
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It’s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don’t
—{ Audio }—
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I’m now deaf
—{ Audience }—
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
—{ PC Requirements }—
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
—{ Difficulty }—
– Real player with 22.9 hrs in game
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Very very very, fun. Had a blast playing this, and sometimes I would get flung, and I’d be laughing for minutes! It’s hilarious, fun, and just great. I would recommend this if you need something to play or just bored.
– Real player with 4.7 hrs in game
Bog Lord
Best Bog lord in the world, feel free to challenge me.
– Real player with 1.0 hrs in game
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bog is pog
– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
DeltaBlade 2700
Awesome Game!
– Real player with 332.9 hrs in game
gotta say it’s a lot of fun
– Real player with 5.7 hrs in game
Oh…Sir! Prototype
This game.
If this had network support and a bigger base of sentence fragments, plus a few other polishes and niceties you’d expect from a very small retail game, I’d buy it for 5 bucks no questions asked.
As it is, it’s free, so that’s ok too.
Most hilarious two player couch minigame I have ever seen.
Also, Monty Python.
Create insults out of a random selection of sentence fragments, and make them as insane as possible.
But you still need to observe basic grammar so your insult has to make “sense”.
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
When I had heard from my manservant Clyde that a gentlemanly game was released for free to the masses, I had to hop onto the interwebs to pick it up and oh… sir is a fun little number for the days in after hunting. I must admit that me and Clyde had a lot of jolly good fun calling each others mother a small furry rodent and saying that they smell like a bunch of wild and seasonal berries. Jolly good fun I say! I will beckon it from the atrium for thou to try have some jolly good times too.
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
Totemori
So far ive played 4 player on 3 Controllers on Steam Link and 1 Controller on PC and ive done 2 on a Keyboard and keyboard and Controller combo… havent seen any bugs… Works great on the couch and for PC players I hear OnLine comming soon… Team and Free For All are fun…Its a casual Game fun and easy to play I love it… good color choices too… I give it 5 outta 5 but Bots are not easy to beat…
– Real player with 11.3 hrs in game
Surprisingly awesome.
I’ll be honest, I initially HATED this game, but back then, I played it on a keyboard, (it’s definitely intended for controller play) and had no one to play with…
But recently, I rediscovered this game, and I’ve been having a blast. It’s just fun… It’s easy to pick up, with the right amount of stakes, so that when you lose you don’t become frustrated… Though it can get rather competitive.
Great little game!
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
Audio Party Pack
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– Real player with 2.0 hrs in game
6/10
– Real player with 0.9 hrs in game
Bacon May Die
From the makers of Iron Snout (IS), we’re presented with Bacon May Die (BMD), a very similar game design and concept of Iron Snout. BMD is the evolution of IS where the game expands on it’s customization, wacky enemies & physics/mechanics, comes with a 2 player co-op and some other game mode from IS. It’s controls are responsive, visually clean, colorful and well made. The song is a little “funny” that keeps players engaged but can be annoying in the long run. At higher difficulties, it just feels like enemies/your character will ram into each other and you keep losing life. Oh, theres even bosses now. I would rate BMD the same score as I did with IS, a 9/10. Bacon May Die is a wacky, funny, beat em up that is suitable for all ages.
– Real player with 8.2 hrs in game
very simple and fun gameplay. Also with a co-op option wich is nice. And it is free and takes 2 seconds to download without any hasle with accounts or microtransactions. so give it a try
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– Real player with 4.0 hrs in game
Block Busters
It is no Ball 3D, but is a close second. Better than Ball 2D for sure though. IS the Ball 2.5D of the decade.
Had a blast.
– Real player with 22.9 hrs in game
no one play this game so i wouldn’t recommend it but it’s not bad
6/10
– Real player with 1.5 hrs in game
CHRONO
This game is AWESOME! The animations and the effects, such as the player exploding paint on the background and the CRT filter, make it such an awesome arcade experience.
There are a couple of things I wish were added and fixed though. One thing is the fact that the game will occasionally glitch out and have big bugs. One bug I encountered was one of the players kept on growing and growing and I (the other player) was stuck under it with no bullets, so I could not shoot him to reset him, and had to restart the game.
– Real player with 6.3 hrs in game
I had a lot of fun playing this game, I got it and found out it was 2 player only, so i got my brother and we were gonna play 1 round. We had so much fun we didn’t even realize that 2 hours had past. I would highly recomend this game to anyone who just wants to have a fun time with there friend. the only thing that might be a problem for some people who want to play is that 2 controlers are needed, but for anyone who has 2 controlers, this game will be very fun for you and the person you are playing with.
– Real player with 6.3 hrs in game
Fruit Postal Service
A tutorial would have been nice. I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what I was supposed to do & I didn’t know whether to use a keyboard or a controller so I was stuck on the main screen until I figured out it’s best played with a controller. You won’t get anywhere with a keyboard from what I experienced. Also, when you turn, it makes a huge circle and it gets really annoying because you end up flying past a package several times before finally grabbing it, or you go flying OFF THE MAP completely. It’s cute, simple, & fun to play if you are bored or whatever, but don’t expect much from this game.
– Real player with 0.5 hrs in game
Greatest game I have ever played so far. Captivating intro with characters that you’ll truly care about (Seeing Walter-melon’s divorce was so sad). Story line has about 80+ hours of gameplay and multiplayer is refreshingly replayable (Major legues E-sports potential). If it were up to me I’d nominate it for Game of the Year. If this was the only game I could play for the rest of my life I would truly die happy. Not to mention the music, I have replaced my entire playlist with this soundtrack, some proper bangers in there. Would love to see a trilogy of games. I truly am the biggest fan of this game. Would love to have a character named after me, maybe “Bryson Blueberry”. 10/10 would most definitely play again.
– Real player with 0.3 hrs in game